Talking about the Funny Character of Tide Burst

Talking about the Funny Character of Tide Burst

Talking about the Funny Character of Tide Burst

1, I found that my weight rose faster than the price.

South Korea has plastic surgery technology, and China has Mito Xiu Xiu.

I hope my mood will always be like Friday afternoon.

What is terrible now is not puppy love, but that you have lost interest in the opposite sex.

I can't be defeated by reality, because I still have a great dream.

6. Why didn't you call me when my bell sounded so nice?

7. "I'm waiting for Prince Charming." "Your highness, wake up, you are not a princess, you are a queen."

8. If the big tree has its own WIFI function, why not make the earth green! !

9. In the eyes of parents, 24 hours will be fine, and watching TV for 24 minutes will be blind!

10, the internet is full of lovely sister papers, how come there is no one on the street!

1 1, I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured it with scores, which is simply a stain on academics and vulgar!

12, it's really hard not to read novels and use the mobile phone toilet.

13, milk delivery is always healthier than drinking milk. It's a fact!

14, today's children: it's embarrassing to meet, and there is a Kao behind it? People who are a little more civilized always say "lying in the trough"!

15, because of this, scientifically speaking, if you want to know, take the money first.

16, I always feel that I am British when I test Chinese; When I took the English exam, I felt I was from China. I found myself an alien in the math exam.

17, I live for Li Bai's sentence "born to be useful".

18, originally wanted to slim down into a flash of lightning and brighten your eyes; I didn't expect fat to become a nut, blocking your view.

19, my Christmas wish is: the school collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework is someone else's, and you are mine.

20, my best friend is a myth, get a man's peerless elegance, even if one day he lost all his teeth, he can also hold a man hot.

2 1, Grandpa Christmas, I want you to meet my little request: let mathematics disappear from the world!

22. "Close the mode of eating goods and officially open the mode of learning hegemony!" Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature "..."

23. There are fewer and fewer real men and more and more female men.

24. 87% of children who are not good at math are emotional people.

25, turn off the mobile phone computer, who can find me, I will go with her to get a marriage certificate.

26. "How can you not love me if you sleep with me every day?" The pillow said viciously to me.

27. Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me: those who can tolerate my mental illness and those who are as mental as me.

28. "Will you like me?" No, I'll teach you.

29. Class lasts for one minute, just like one o'clock. A little surfing the internet is like a minute.

30. "Why do so many people in Weibo send pictures of themselves hanging bottles?" "Because he wanted to prove to everyone that I didn't give up."

3 1. There are two local tyrants in the school, one is called canteen and the other is called canteen.

32. I am familiar with mobile phones, and I really can't live without them.

For girls, it is an extreme sport to be naked in winter morning just to wear underwear.

34. In primary school, we would buy our classmates' books. Students usually write on the second page: Remember to invite me to a wedding reception when I grow up. Draw another smiling face.

I hope Santa Claus can put the answers to the final exams of all subjects in the socks beside my bed on Christmas Eve.

36. When I see a classmate looking in the mirror, I always say, Look in the mirror.

37. I am who I am. Crazy when you are happy, content when you are unhappy.

38, fall in love with a wild horse, there is no grassland at home! The problem is that I fell in love with a wild dog. He bit me black and blue and said I bit him!

39. Peach is not only Ali, but she is also very sure.

40, mobile phone, you hungry goods, you actually ate my phone bill as a snicker!