Boring banter is more appropriate than saying sentences.

For boring people, it is necessary to play a funny joke or two, because it can relieve their pressure. The following is Vanky, I'll sort out some boring and funny sentences for your reference!

Talk about excellent sentences in a boring and funny way.

1. My friend said that single dog was hurt by the second half-price advertisement. I said single dog, that's your business, and we single pigs said it's just right to eat two.

2.？ Overwork leads to arm nerve compression? Speak human words? I don't want to do my homework?

I especially liked playing hide-and-seek when I was a child. I went straight home as soon as others hid it.

4. All the problems in the world can be used? What do you care? And then what? What do I care? Come and answer.

5. Someone said later? Why didn't you shoot me? When do you have to say something cold? Sorry, I'm not interested in killing pigs. ?

6. What are the four favorite animal scallops for women? Pearl; Bear? Fur; Crocodiles? Bags; Ass? Pay the above fees.

7. It was because I saw it too thoroughly that I began to live badly.

8. I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.

Bajie, I'm fighting with the goddess Chang 'e, and I'll meet you in Gaolaozhuang later.

10. Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more you score. so this is it？ How many points do you recite? Law.

1 1. The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by the restaurant. Girlfriend exclaimed? It smells good! ? The boy in the bag said he was a gentleman? If you like, we can walk in front of the restaurant again. ?

12. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. I will definitely film my dad on the beach.

13. What I haven't changed is that time can't go back, the past.

14. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

15. Why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face?

16. There are two kinds of enemies: those who kill my family and those who wake me up.

17. Cover up my sadness in the crowded street.

18. I can assure you that the deepest and longest gaze in your life has been given to your mobile phone. I have grown up, and I don't know what it feels like to have thin legs, thin waist, thin hands and thin neck.

Talk about sentence classics in a boring and funny way

1. Is the family life class over? Is school over? Have a holiday? Did you graduate? Have you mixed up enough? Old? Regret it? Dead-

Years later, if you get married, if I don't get married. Tell your daughter to be careful on her way to school.

3. When the value of ornaments on your body exceeds your intrinsic value, you are fashionable.

4. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

5. To be a good girl is not to obey the four virtues, but to be hard, soft, demon, pure, evil, reversible, lovely and cute!

6. The hungriest people are generally fat paper, because there is an idiom called the hungriest and heaviest. . .

7. The user is not responding. Maybe the user is busy. Please try again later.

8. The customer is not God, but a fool.

9. It's good to know what you are.

10. The latest version of funny talk-mood talk-sadness talk-love talk-funny talk-inspirational talk-mood phrase talk.

1 1. Yesterday, when observing the celestial phenomena in the dark, I found that one of the stars in the Big Dipper shifted southward by two centimeters. I know that the donor's luck has run out. Today, I saw that the donor's seal was black, his eyes were purple and he was incoherent. It seems that the donor's life will soon be over! Stone mainly wants to climb the Himalayas and climb Mount Everest, and ask the primitive Buddha for a bag to save the day? Banlangen? You can survive under clothes.

12. When the weather clears up, maybe I will love you again.

13. I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

14. It was not the alarm clock that woke me up in the morning, but the sigh of a little ant ten meters away.

15. If something is lost, it will be 100 miles in Fiona Fang. If you lose love, it will be the end of the world.

16. I sleep with my wife and children at night, and my daughter sleeps in the middle. Seeing that she slept lovely, I kissed her. My wife saw it and whispered to me, let her go and come at me!

17. Is humor a super ability to eat?

18. Do you know why San Xiao is crying? Because Xiao Si is back! Do you know why Xiao Si is crying? That's because the boss is back.

19. I will write the names of my predecessors on Kongming lanterns and send you to heaven one by one.

20. Your little cutie is online and does everything. Be careful that she gets into trouble.

2 1. Teasing children must be% successful, and you must laugh, or you will stand there like a mentally retarded person.

Talk about sentence recommendation in a boring and funny way

1. How often, because you can't get it, you pretend you don't want it. We should be calm and unhurriedly strong.

In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

Principal, your son hasn't finished his homework yet. Can you postpone the start date?

Besides looking good, nail polish has another advantage. You can shave when you are bored.

Let's count by hand, the temperature will not be very high tomorrow.

6. Hard life needs no explanation.

7. I can resist anything except temptation.

8. If the teacher didn't say don't litter, I would throw you out.

You know, when you give your heart away, you can't get it back unscathed.

10. You look very low-key. Why are you so ostentatious when you are alive?

1 1. After school started, my waist was sore, my legs stopped hurting, and my heart stopped beating!

12. I wrote articles with my life, but later generations assigned homework with my life. You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to cut me.

13. Things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called waste.

14.？ Honey, I dropped my cell phone in the toilet. What should I do? Is the shit sending me a message?

15. If you plant a husband in spring, there will be many husbands in autumn.

16. Hi ~ I'm not here now. If you need anything, please listen again. Forced? Please leave a message after the beep. Fuck!

17. Once a woman is heartless, her destructive power is greater than that of an atomic bomb. -

18. What is a lovelorn girl? We women are animals that bleed for a week and never die.

19. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and your face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.

20. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper?