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Ask and answer my sister's routine sentences.

1, sunny, cloudy, rainy, every day you are here. Is so beautiful.

I just want to grow old with you. Others are not so considerate.

3. Do you know? I dare not move now. Why? Because I'm afraid of falling into the swamp of loving you.

4. Honey, are you hungry? Let me cook for you. Okay, okay, I'll give it to you next.

5. I don't like to tidy up after I know you. Why? Because I love you beyond my control.

6. Excuse me, beauty, which way is it? Which way? The way to your heart.

7. Your courier has arrived. What express train? My wishful thinking.

8. I have a cold! Pay attention to your health, because you have no resistance when you see you.

9. Do you like me? I don't like it. Then why are you so nice to me?

10, come out! What happened? Just heard that you like someone, you should say it out loud.

1 1. Have you gained weight recently? No, then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

12. I want to be spoiled as a three-year-old child when I am old, and the child should be held in my arms at all times.

13, do you want to go to heaven? How come? I can spoil you to heaven.

14 who do you look like? My future wife.

15, I had a nightmare last night. What nightmare? Dreams without you are nightmares.

16, you must be exhausted, right Why? Because you're in my head all day.

17, I seem to have gained weight recently. Where have I gained weight? You are obviously a little fairy who doesn't eat whole grains.

My chest feels stuffy. What's going on here? Are you sick? No, it's because you are stuck in my heart.

19, what if I get lost? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

20. Actually, I am a particularly playboy man. Why do you say that about yourself? Because I like the way you look every day.

2 1. When someone says the word happiness, all I can think of is us.

22. Actually, I want to be a bad person. Why? Because I just want to be nice to you.

23. I want to travel. Where are you going? Fuck your heart.

24. Seeing you recently makes me dizzy. Why does love make people dizzy?

Everything is changeable in the world, but I love you. I'm not like you. Oh, I will change, because I love you a little more every day than yesterday.

I bought you many things, including candy, jelly and chocolate. I don't want what you want, I just want you.

27. Do you remember when we first met? It seems that we met in XXX. I remember knowing something about you from the first time. What about Tu Tu? Don't plot against me. Oh, I'm going to plot against you all my life.

I will never like you. ? I will only fall in love with you.

29, give it a chance? What chance? A chance to be your boyfriend!

30. I have been dreaming recently. What dream? It doesn't matter what you dream, the key is that you have been dreaming.

3 1, today is either you or me. You are so cute. I love you very much.

I only have one travel plan this year. What? Ok, bye.

Can I ask you something? What? I hope you like me.

34. I heard that you like catching dolls? Yes, no wonder it catches my heart so easily.

35. At the moment I met you, my temperature soared to 38.6℃. Why? Because the temperature of love at first sight is 38.6℃.