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17 classic sentences about Jianyu

1. Today, it is my turn to eliminate this sin and end this relationship.

2. Why are you wearing a veil? Don't like your face?

3. Madam, it seems that you have caused quite a lot of trouble this time.

4. You have died once before, but now you are comfortable dying again.

5. The opportunity for Zen has arrived. If you can put down the sword in your hand and leave this path, I would like to be the last person you kill.

6. Do you really think it will grow back? A group of us tried our best to grab Rama's body, but in the end it was a joke.

7. I would like to turn into a stone bridge and be blown by the wind for five hundred years. Five hundred years of sunshine. Five hundred years of rain. But I hope this girl will walk across the bridge.

8. Hide clumsiness in skill, use obscurity to make it clear, combine clarity with turbidity, and use bending to stretch. If these four moves are used against your water-repelling sword, you will definitely die.

9. Ananda said, I would like to turn into a stone bridge and be exposed to the wind for five hundred years, the sun for five hundred years, and the rain for five hundred years. I only want her to walk across the bridge.

10. Okay, let’s eat. Aren't you curious? Even if you were a gangster before, you are still my wife. I love having you by my side.

11. Let’s go home. When you get home, write me a letter of divorce. Xiaoyu said something stupid, but the days ahead will be long.

12. The dead open the eyes of the living. The past mind cannot be grasped, the present mind cannot be grasped, and the future mind cannot be grasped. The future is now and the present is past.

13. When you want to do magic, you do magic. When you want to practice martial arts, you practice martial arts. You are always mixed together. It is a miracle that you can survive until now.

14. After leaving today, I will chant sutras for you in the morning and evening to eliminate karma, and ask the Buddha to make a vow to help you realize that you can end all dharma, end all pain in the world, escape from the sea of ??suffering, and reach the other shore.

15. Don’t accept it. Why, if you don’t collect it, it will get wet. Let it get wet, why did you come to me, I ask you something, you have to answer me before the rain stops, I only ask once, will you marry me?

16. Weird. It was the first time A-Jing went to a Buddhist temple to pay homage at night, and a crazy woman came to the house. Everyone, come and see~ There is a crazy woman in my room, a crazy woman without any clothes, come and see!

17. Do I still have this blessing? Go, the dead open the eyes of the living. The past mind cannot be grasped, the present mind cannot be grasped, and the future mind cannot be grasped. The future has become the present, and the present has become the past. Just go with it and see if you can get it.