Humorous sentences

1, it's not hard to be single, but it's hard to deal with those who try their best to get you to end it.

2. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

3. In junior high school math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation. On the podium, he rolled up his sleeves and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change!

4. Enrich yourself and enjoy life. Without sunshine, your heart can be warm.

Don't waste your life where you will regret it.

6, don't forgive all beings, don't forgive all beings, it is bitter for yourself.

7. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

8. Don't say that others are pitiful, you are even more pitiful. What do you know about life?

9. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others will not praise me enough.

10, close your eyes, I see my future.

1 1, nobody is more handsome than me, and nobody is more handsome than me! It's up to you whether to choose me as your boyfriend or not.

12. People who stumble over the same stone will not scold themselves or the stone when they look back.

13, hold your hand and you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears.

14. One sentence "Take it" is better than two sentences "I'll give it to you".

15. Humor means that a person is interested in telling jokes when he wants to cry.

16, a shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

17, you are lucky to have someone to help you, but it's just fate to have no one to help you. No one should do anything for you. Life is your own and you are responsible for yourself.

18. Some disappointments are inevitable, but most of them are because you overestimate yourself.

19, there are some things that you know are wrong, but you have to persist because you are unwilling; Some people, knowing love, have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, knowing that the road has gone, we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

20. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough.

2 1. If you practice in prosperity, you will never become a Buddha.

22. The world is inherently painful, without exception.

Since both prostitutes claim to be graduates of famous universities, I now generally claim to be illiterate.

24. Only when you are rich can you perceive the richness of the world; Only kindness can perceive the beauty of the world; If you are open-minded, you can live freely between heaven and earth.

25. When you feel good about yourself, others feel the worst about you.

26. The best satisfaction is to satisfy others.

27. A person is happy not because he has more, but because he cares less. A healthy mind is not because it has happiness, but because it has let go of happiness.

28. The degree of thorough understanding is just equal to the depth of his pain.

29. People with deep karma are always looking at the shortcomings and deficiencies of others. A true man of practice will never look at the mistakes and shortcomings of others.

30. Learn more, be less proud, take advantage of opportunities and get rid of laziness.

3 1, learning Buddhism is a confession of one's conscience, not for others to see.

32. The first concept of learning Buddhism is never to look at the faults of all beings. When you see the faults of all beings, you will always pollute yourself, and it is impossible for you to practice.

33. Practice requires a little effort.

Happiness lies not in who you are or what you have, but in what you think.

Trust is like a delicate snowflake. Never play with your hands.

36. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After they were heartbroken, they could only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

37. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

38. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

You don't need to start being great, you must start being great.

40. No matter what happens, just get used to it, even if it is painful.

4 1, unreasonable, there must be a plan!

42. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

I know that most of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

44. I saw a penny by the roadside. I was just about to bend down and pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Damn it, who threw up so round?

45. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

46. I'm worthless, and shit is worse. You are like shit, worth smelling.

47. I am an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment.

48. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

49. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

50. I like you so much that you will die.

5 1, what we can do is not to help others eliminate all their troubles, but more importantly, to help find the source of happiness.

52. Our goal: Look at money and make money from it.

53. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

54. I am not a casual person. It's not a person if you casually get up.

55. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

Sighing is the most wasteful thing, and crying is the most wasteful thing.

57. If Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover for a day, Lao Tzu will pass Grade 4 in a day.

58. The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; The so-called wedding is a ceremony for lovers to become "family"; The so-called breakup is something that a woman may not be able to do once she says it a hundred times, but a man can do it once.

Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.

60. Say that money is a sin and everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

6 1, what is bound is mood, but what is not bound is life.

62. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

63, hands in pockets, nobody loves.

64. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

65. There are countless cages of time, but the most difficult thing to get out of is our inner cage.

66. Life is like breathing. "Breathe" is to take a breath, and "suck" is to fight for a breath.

67. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because in your own heart, you can't let go.

68. Only by knowing yourself, surrendering yourself and changing yourself can we change others.

69. Life can be played properly, but you can't dance in college.

What people want to see is not you at the starting line, but you at the finish line.

7 1, people hate lies most, and sometimes they are willing to fall into lies woven by themselves or others.

72. Human desires are like kites. We should drive it and control it.

73. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

74, piano, chess, painting and calligraphy can't, washing and cooking are too tired.

75. I am afraid that my father is filial piety and my wife is love.

76. Women don't care about being decent, because they are not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low. ...

77. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

78. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

79. You should always thank all beings who have given you adversity.

80. You should always forgive all beings, no matter how bad they are, even if they have hurt you, you must let go to get real happiness.

8 1, always accept your fate, because you are human.

82. If you let go, you will have no worries.

83. If you see the faults and right and wrong of all beings every day, you should repent immediately. This is an exercise.

You can have love, but don't be persistent, because separation is inevitable.

85. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

86. Strangeness prevents you from understanding strange things, and familiarity prevents you from understanding familiar things.

87. Fame cannot be pursued, but can only be possessed naturally.

88. Facing the sun, there will be no shadow.

89. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...

90. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this. ...

9 1, there is love besides teeth.

92. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

93. I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

94. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't.

95. Persistence today will cause regret tomorrow.

96. During the episode of intermittent depression, don't disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

97. Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

98. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

99. Brilliance is not only talent, but also the fat around the waist.

100, discipline yourself and leave others alone.

10 1, dogs chew bones and practice their mouths.

102. Love without pain is not true love, and marriage without happiness must be a sad marriage.

103, people who have insufficient blessings often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

104, when a person realizes that diamonds are more valuable than glass balls, he has grown up sadly.

105, when life viciously turned everything into black humor, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.

106, it's not pitiful when you know you're confused, but it's most pitiful when you don't know you're confused.

107, when you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal.

Humor, humor, humor, tell me.

Look how sweet you smile, just like Pan Jinlian, the four beauties.

If I marry my homework, can I not go back to the head teacher's home?

I finally know why homework is an uncountable noun. This thing is not at all

Don't think that a thunder or an accident can cross over to another world.

Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight are fearless.

People are not cruel and can't stand still! People are not damaged, not standard! People are not bad, they die quickly!

It's not just fun during school breaks. In class, passing notes is also students' favorite thing.

Actually, friends are like this. You never need to think of them, because you will never forget them.

Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

The longest love I have ever had was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

After school started, my waist stopped hurting, my legs stopped hurting, and my heart stopped beating.

Old sin makes new shame. One word awakens the dreamer, and once scares the bull's head.

If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me. I am not going to enable you

It is said that a woman is a book, girl, and your figure is a bound book …

Think twice before you act is only a minority, and most of them still think twice before you act.

Nothing can stop us except the 38th parallel on your desk.

The sky is falling, you take it first and I'll find the stick.

In the youth that refuses to grow old, it will bloom forever.

Suddenly, I feel that Pleasant Goat is very similar to Journey to the West. My collection was caught, and then I definitely stopped eating …

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

If dinner bankrupts you. Don't panic. Don't worry. Melancholy fat people need prudes.

Losing weight is really not that easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

If you are well, it will be sunny. Look at the weather, you may have died.

I am very principled. My principle is to do what you like.

Don't make excuses for yourself and don't blame gravity for constipation.

My advantage is that I can correct my mistakes. My shortcoming is that I never feel wrong.

Who still remembers the classic sentence at school: I'll block you after school.

I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

It's going to be a big day. We must steal its QQ, seal its Weibo, take away its computer and take away its mobile phone!

Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky: one is the first day and the other is the fifteenth.

There is purple smoke in Rizhao room. I am doing my homework in the room. Tears flowed for three days in thousands of feet, and I saw that my homework was finished.

I don't want to move, I don't want to talk about it, so I don't move, even if China does.

If someone asks you how you got fat, just say you forgot, don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you are!

Examination: The difference between an open book and a closed book is that one is copied above and the other is copied below.

Eyes into the sand, blinking all the time, will it be ground into pearls?

Time and tide wait for no man, first of all, women are not spared; Opportunity waits for no man. First of all, you can't wait for a man.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in the dream.

Only when it hits my dream will my heart be really touched.

You must come when I lose weight, because I lose my appetite when I see you.

Life is like fighting landlords. One minute you are a group, and the next you are enemies.

It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

At this age, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks. .

You have the right to secretly love me, but you are not destined to be my boyfriend.

Examination results are announced: laugh if you do well in the exam, and don't cry or laugh if you don't do well in the exam.

I would rather turn around and hit the wall than cry in front of you.

Women are always strong for a few days, even if they are bleeding.

I have three noes: no heart, no lungs and no courage.

When I looked in the mirror this morning, I was surprised to find, "Holy shit, I'm handsome again".

You said you were pretending to be a lady. Uh, by the way, your father is a canopy.

2020 humorous positive energy quotations

1: If you lend a person too much money, you will turn that person into a bad person.

Don't think about building the sea, you must start from the river.

Learning is similar to meditation, which needs perseverance.

Apart from tears, time is the only thing that can wash away everything. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

5. Interesting positive energy sentences

6. But when two people meet, what follows is either a story or an accident.

7: The most successful people in the world are often not the most talented people.

8: stand tall and pee far.

9: Don't feel inferior, you are not more stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are no more stupid than you.

10: Your face is a smile that presents God's most precious gift to mankind. It must be the greatest wealth of your work.

1 1: Enterprises must have unique resources, which cannot be stolen, purchased, dismantled, taken away or slipped away.

12: A man who can bend down to help you tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only help you undress.

13: childhood ignorance is lovely, and juvenile ignorance is ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad.

14: I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

15: You are simply a 4, except 2 or 2, minus 2 or 2. It is really 2 plus 2, minus 2 has 1 2, and it is twice as much as 2!

16: Love at first sight, then decline, and finally run out.

17: Women please themselves and men please themselves.

18: The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself.

19: when you speak ill of me, can you stop adding insult to injury and think that this is cooking?

He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you.

2 1: The words of knowledgeable experts are shallow, but the words of experts are self-contradictory.

Wealth is like sea water. The more you drink, the more thirsty you are. Fame is actually the same.

Love is missing a person's heart, marriage is tying a person's heart, and love is swallowing a person's heart.

24: Do you want to know what revolution is? Call it progress. Do you want to know what progress is?

The place where a person cares more is the place where he feels most inferior.

26: I just found out that when I can't get through to you, the person who said sorry to me will always move.

27: How many beats can life have? Don't be grey yet.

Only by working hard can you get ahead.

29: Some people used to be friends, but they can't even be friends after confession.

30: The more proud people are, the more they love to hide, and the more painful people are, the more they love to make a mountain out of a molehill.

3 1: the best is silver, and everything is gold.

32: weak utilitarianism and light travel; Regardless of the effort, perseverance; I won't stop until I reach my goal.

Smart people never sit down and lament for failure. They must look for failure optimistically.

Everyone has the habit of judging a person by his first impression. When he thinks a person is good, he will love my family and my dog. When he thinks a person is bad, he will totally deny it.

35: Enemies become comrades-in-arms mostly for survival, and comrades-in-arms become enemies mostly for money.

36: The last bus of happiness is not missed, but can't be squeezed.

37: If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single! !

Action is a good medicine to cure fear, and hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.

39. The college entrance examination paper is a ruler with uneven scales: for yourself, the score of the question is not necessarily high.

40: Since ancient times, no one has died, and no shit needs paper!

4 1: A man should always be considerate of his lover, stand up to his nagging and be humble to his lover.

Complaining is God's greatest offering from human beings and the most sincere part of human prayer.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

44: Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you're having an affair with.

This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the strong, but the world of the volunteers.

I hate that I waited a long time to hear from you, and all I got was, Oh, do you think I'm telling a story or a joke?

I'm afraid I can't pass the exam, but I'm afraid I can't pass it.

Since the goal is the horizon, it can only be the back.

49: Don't make excuses for failure, just find reasons for success.

50: Even if you climb the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

5 1: Actually, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

52: Facing the goal, you are full of confidence. How many times can you fight in life? In the face of achievements, all roads lead to Rome.

53: Money is not a problem, but no money! You can't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

Man should not be afraid of death, what he should be afraid of is not really living.

55: Practice is the college entrance examination, and the college entrance examination is practice.

56: Call again tomorrow. Continue to do its work tomorrow. It has been done since today. Although the change is bizarre, it will never fail to achieve its goal.

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

58: Don't bemoan the pain of life! It is the weak who lament.

Modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.

60: If you don't set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in life that limit your play.

6 1: Human nature is greedy, but without greed, society will not progress.

62: The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

My future husband, don't be so kind to your current partner, it's useless! ! !

64: Third-rate makeup is makeup on the face; Second-rate makeup is spiritual makeup; First-class makeup is the makeup of life.

65: You are only suitable for missing, not for meeting.

People have one mouth and two ears because they hear twice as much as they say.

67: The greatness of life dies under flowers!

68: Sorry, it doesn't look what you want.

69: As long as you work hard, you will win.

70: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

7 1: Positive thinking leads to positive life, while negative thinking leads to negative life.

72: I am lazy. I don't even bother to change the person in my heart.

73: God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

74: Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied!

75: Without the usual failure, there is no ultimate success. It is important to analyze the reasons for the failure and learn from it.

Don't be silly, choose someone who can make you happy, not someone you can only try to please.

Be strong and be yourself, because others will only turn a blind eye to you because of your weakness. Your tears are meaningless, they represent your weakness. Remember, in this world, no one will sympathize with a weak person and no one will care about your tears. Put away your weakness and eyes, and be a strong and brave self.

78: It turns out that I have never stayed in your heart, I am just being romantic.

79: Don't blame the dog for following the long steamed stuffed bun.

80: An effervescent tablet a day keeps the cold away from you.

8 1: Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

No matter how bad a person is, he can't change his age and appearance in the third grade.

83: Living in a humble abode, being timid and angry.

84: Humorous, funny and inspirational. Tell me the sentences that make you humorous and funny.

85: Falling in love is a waste of green and money. It is better to go home and farm!

86: I hope class will be over and school will be closed. It turns out that my goal has always been persistent.

87: Who said that boys can't wear miniskirts? Grandpa, I will wear it.

88: I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing!

89: It must be the best among the dregs and the beast among animals. Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig!

90: A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

9 1: You wasted air while you were alive, wasted land when you died, and wasted half your life.

92: Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

93: reprimand: why are you late today? Calm answer: my bed is old and needs someone to take care of it.

94: Why do you want to be decadent for an invisible and intangible emotion?

95: You may have given everything, but it may be nothing in his eyes.

96: Beautiful you, today is your holiday. You are everything in the days with you, and everything is you in the days without you!

97: You are my sun and the center of my world. Now think about it, it's just a ball.

98: You can't even afford a bus and pretend to be the matrix!

99: The three cruelest words in the world are not that I don't love you, not breaking up, but getting up quickly.

100: The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

10 1: It pains me to see your happiness.

102: When I became a swan, you were still an egg.

103: Go straight ahead. There are a bunch of dogs behind you. If you don't pay attention to one, the dog won't hide from you.

104: See you soon after graduation; Have a wife a year after graduation; Later I regretted having a wife; Later, there was a stepmother; I regret having a stepwife the most.

105: I didn't expect a person to be so innocent and silly!

106: I bought a razor online, and my hands are shaking after shaving.

107: I once liked her broad mind, but it was nothing more than an airport!

108: Do you know why the college entrance examination is in June? Because of admission! ! !

109: once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but it was hard to get together and it was hard to break up.

1 10: Don't just look at the difficulties, but look at the victory behind them. The harder the environment, the smarter people are.

1 1 1: Don't smile at me with your Mona Lisa. . . I really want to shave your eyebrows. . . . .

1 12: Yesterday, it was deleted. Today, for the memory. Tomorrow, fight for it. That's right. Hold on. Wrong, give up.

1 13: Before I know it, I'm going to the point of no return.

1 14: There have been people who have loved in life, and some are only suitable for growth but not for entrustment.

1 15: If one day, you say you still love me, I will tell you, in fact, I have been waiting for you;

1 16: I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

Humor QQ personality talk daquan

When you hit the south wall wholeheartedly, the south wall disappears.

Success is actually very simple, that is, when you can't hold on, hold on.

People who love moonlight don't take it for themselves. It's enough to look at it from a distance.

Missing, dripping in the left hand solidifies into loneliness, and falling in the right hand becomes caring.

In the morning, the sunshine wiped away my tears of missing you.

Socks cry: foot odor was originally, and people blamed me. The smile on the table said, who told you to hold your feet tightly?

It doesn't matter if a stick is killed, what matters is that the leaders pick it up.

Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

You can be enlightened when you die; Born, but can practice his ambition.

Although I don't agree with you, I will defend your right to speak to the death.

There is no rehearsal in life, every day is live!

Life is like wind and rain, and it goes like dust.

Everyone wants to be different from others, and everyone is the same as a result.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

Can't bear it, you can bear it again.

Beauty makes people stop, and wisdom makes people stop.

Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

The tree has no eyes, but the fallen leaves are crying.

The sky will fall for the Sri Lankan people. If not, aren't you still a Sri Lankan?

Don't just start at the bottom, you'll get mixed up badly.

The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you are the world.

Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

Only those who can't figure it out, there is no road that can't be taken.

As long as there is tomorrow, today will always be the starting line.

The torch fell, but the flame was still burning.

Success is the height at which you bounce back after being hit into the abyss of disappointment.

Rain is the dream of clouds, and clouds are the past lives of rain.

The deepest feelings are often expressed in the most indifferent way.

Feet are wings that fly on the earth.

Suffering is happiness in disguise.

When a person has a dream of flying, even if he is crawling, there is no reason not to stand up.

When all love goes out, you can also light yourself and keep your heart bright.

Tears are not to eliminate external sadness, but to cry freely.

I am an unsuccessful bad guy.

If it's not true, it's better not to come out.

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

When you are sad, eat a candy and tell yourself that life is sweet!

Like is a touch of love; Love is deep love!

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you.

Get into the habit of writing something every day, even if it is a record, even if it is only a few words.

Success is standing up one more time than falling down.

Sometimes, for a writer, the real reward is not the Nobel Prize, but piracy.

If you can't find time for entertainment, you will be forced to find time to get sick sooner or later.

No one is in a hurry. What's my hurry? Everyone is in a hurry. Can I take my time? This is the difference between a job and a bonus.

You can't look down on people who take part in national fitness just because you are Liu Xiang.

Everyone will eventually become more like himself.

Missing is a bird without wings, blindly staying in my heart.

The sun sets on the branches of spring, and the sky is green.

No one is going his own way, either hitting or being hit by others.

As long as you live longer than your competitors, you will win.

The best is not necessarily the most suitable; The most suitable is the really best.

History, only the name is true; Fiction, only the name is fake.

You are not a poet, but you can live poetically. If you can live poetically, you are a poet.

My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

It is better to love or be loved than to love.

Beauty is dangerous, just like the death of a tooth and the skin of a fox.