My deskmate said: Men are external things! I said something: If you don’t bring it alive, you won’t take it with you if you die.

1. I am so exhausted from writing this that my two pens have run out of gas.

2. My deskmate said: Men are external things. I said something: If you don’t bring it with you in life, you won’t take it with you in death.

3. He can’t live without me even more in summer and autumn.

4. I wanted to fall in love early, but it was too late

5. After the tattoo was completed, Xiaoqiang rushed into the dormitory excitedly and announced to everyone: Look at my bra!

6. Don’t use me as a joke just to please others

7. Loving one person is hard, loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, loving four people The boat capsizes, and the fun of loving five people is completely over.

8. The days of pain and happiness are called youth.

9. Just because I looked at you in the crowd, I vomited for a long time

10. During class, someone passed a note, and when I saw the content, I was so damned I really want to flatten him. What is written is: Are you there?

11. Selective amnesia is a technical job. Unfortunately, I am best at making the wrong choice.

12. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

13. Please do not judge others easily when you don’t know them well

14. I smiled straight at the sky and went to bed after laughing!

15. True companionship can withstand the ups and downs as well as the ordinary

16. Winter has tortured me thousands of times, and I have fallen in love with the quilt like my first love~

17. WeChat is so awesome that it turns your phone into a walkie-talkie.

18. Don’t look at my face, think of yourself as a palette.

19. Question: My girlfriend and mother fell into the river at the same time. Who do you save first? Answer: You two live, let me die. The face is something external to the body, but talking about your mood is a must.

1. The reason why angels can fly is because they take themselves very lightly

2. Deleting you is just Because I don’t want to see you, I changed my mood for someone else.

3. I keep the promise in mind. If you don’t leave, I won’t abandon you either. I will keep the promise in mind. If you don’t leave, I won’t abandon you either.

4. It is always painful when fantasy and reality face each other. And you either get knocked down by the pain, or you trample it under your feet.

5. I only believe in two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

6. The difference between a lie and an oath is that one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

7. Like is a light love; love is a deep liking!

8. I miss you not because I am lonely, but I am lonely because I miss you.

9. A good article is not written by hand, but with intention. Only by experiencing it and truly feeling it can you write its true emotions. It is gorgeous but not hypocritical, short but not incomplete. This is intention. Articles written.

10. Beauty makes men stop, wisdom makes men stay.

11. All I want is someone who will always be by my side no matter how difficult it is.

12. No one is worth your tears, and those who are will not make you cry.

13. To the world, you may be just one person, but to someone, you are the whole world.

14. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

15. There are more and more monsters in the world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Monk.

16. If we get married, the first thing I will do is blow up the divorce office.

17. Some people know that they have passed, but still stubbornly remember and miss them; some people know that they have gone far, but still stubbornly linger on and invest; sometimes they know that they are very tired, But we still have to stubbornly support and resist. Just let go of all those meaningless people and things. Who else can you show your stubbornness to? A person's stubbornness may seem like an unbreakable armor, but it actually hurts his own heart.

18. My mother said that the prodigal son will not be able to exchange for gold, so who will give me gold? I change.

19. When I pass you by, you don’t know it’s me because I turn my head away.

20. Don’t take money too seriously. Money can make feelings go bad. Money can make friendship go bad. Money can make family ties go bad. So, what is it that can make money go bad?

21. Happiness is like sand in the hand. The tighter we hold it, the more it will drain away. We must learn to let go properly. Only in this way can we retain more happiness.

22. Give all the unhappiness to yesterday, give all the hope to tomorrow, and give all the efforts to today.

23. In an era when everything is uncertain, we always love too early, give up too quickly, make promises easily, and don’t want to wait for the results. Funny quotes about other people’s money being my external possessions

1: Salary is like a big aunt, once a month and gone in about a week

2: I am flat-chested, I am proud, and I serve the country Save fabric. 3: Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

3: The secret to longevity is to keep breathing and don’t stop breathing.

4: Because I was too thoughtful in the past, I am now heartless.

5: Don’t tell ghost stories at night, because people like to hear them, and ghosts also like to hear them.

6: My dear, you have to believe me. I feel dizzy even sitting on a boat, let alone riding two boats?

7: The distance is not caused by beauty, but by the third party.

8: The generation gap is, you ask your dad: What do you think of "Chrysanthemum Terrace"? Dad, think about it and say: I haven’t drunk it~~~~

9: Please don’t call me a otaku, please tell me to stay at home; please don’t call me a otaku, please call me Madame Curie

10: Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind

11: I only drink pure water and pure milk, so I am very simple. ......

12: Men’s hands are not used for washing clothes, but for hugging women.

13: Everyone says I am obedient, but in fact I only listen to myself

14: The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans. !

15: Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because the sutras he recites are so good.

16: Wumao and Wumao are the happiest because they made it together. Piece

17: Maybe one day, when you put on the wedding dress, I have already put on the cassock.

18: Brushing your teeth is a mixture of joy and sorrow, because you hold a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

19: Go your own way and let cats and dogs go their own way

20: That day, you said you hated me, and I laughed so hard that my heart broke.

21: It turns out that love has never left, it’s just that I remember it and you forgot it.

22: The so-called love words are to say something that you don’t even believe, but hope that the other person will believe it.

23: The law stipulates that a man can only get married when he is 23 years old, but when he is 18, Can serve as a soldier. This illustrates three problems: first, it is easier to kill than to be a husband; second, it is more difficult to live a life than to fight; third, women are more difficult to deal with than enemies.

24: I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

25: Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

26: Were you thrown up three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

27: Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

28: Are we familiar with you? If you have nothing to do, just play a video. You can treat it as your TV. Just press it and someone will appear.

29: If you can do it, try not to make any noise.

30: If you have a shoe-push face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

31: Fighter among sB, VIP among j people.

32: Cow dung is still cow dung, and it will not turn into sweet pastry even if it is steamed in a pot. A collection of hilarious non-mainstream Internet names in history, the face is something external to the body

1. I still love you, but I lack the persistence to be together.

2. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s broken mouth

3. When I was a child, I thought that bleeding was a serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, cry first before talking.

4. Even if you hurt me to death, I have no intention of returning alive when I come to this world.

5. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

6. Why do we always have to experience some painful things to understand a truth?

7. I feel so unfortunate to know you in such a big world.

8. You will give to others what you gave to me. Don’t deny it.

9. Sometimes, we think too much and make ourselves feel so uncomfortable.

10. Even Beckham doesn’t know, what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball?

11. The sadness is that although it is difficult, it will always pass.

12. If a man doesn’t help you put on a wedding dress, give him a cassock

13. I’m not good, but there is only one of you, so cherish it or not.

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14. Don’t worry about me. I want a sense of security. Do you think I am an anti-virus software?

15. When you like someone, you often feel that you are not good enough

16. There are no women who cannot marry a man, only men who cannot marry a woman

17. The queen of a famous family, your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

18. You live in my heart and let me understand the feeling of missing you.

19. If I act unreasonably, it’s just because I don’t feel safe.

20. You can really do a lot of things when you wake up early, such as sleeping again

21. Life is like a dandelion, it seems free, but you can't help it.

22. Why do you have to take other people’s feelings into consideration when you do anything? If I take care of others, who will take care of me?

23. Whoever believes in fucking love will be damn unlucky and get hurt. People come without blinking

24. Have you ever thought of a sentence while chatting, but forgot to say it when telling others?

25. I am the kind of person who is People betray those who are too lazy to shed tears

26. Weigh yourself. I was very unhappy. I want to eat when I am unhappy

27. Not all pain can be cried out. Not all love can be expressed.

28. If you have not experienced my journey, please do not criticize the path I take.

29. If you slap me and then rub my face, do you think I will forgive you? I actually forgave you

30. I was greedy without knowing it, and gained weight again after I realized it...

31. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out, It turns out that I was scrapped a long time ago

32. Everyone must understand one truth: falling in love does not delay learning, but what delays learning is secret love

33. If you don’t want to be sad or shed tears, don’t Be curious about things you shouldn't look at.

34. You are so bad in the exam! Not only did it hurt my heart, it also hurt my parents’ hearts.