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Sentences suitable for military training and making friends.

I collected a lot of military training chats for everyone, and praised my circle of friends!

1. After returning from military training, I changed from pure milk to coffee.

2. During military training, I really want to shout: Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun!

3. Military training is actually a process from Gao Fushuai to poverty.

4. Do you want to be black? Do you want to lose weight? Do you want to bask in the sun? Do you want to wash your hair with cold water? Then hurry to military training!

5. During military training, I envy a short classmate, because a tall classmate helps them keep out the sunshine.

6. If I go to military training, it will be rainstorm and typhoon. Wow, hahahahahaha ~

7. How many African compatriots have been trained by military training?

8. Be sure to take photos of yourself before military training, because you won't recognize yourself after military training.

9. After military training, I was successfully promoted to black egg.

10. Military training is a process that each of us has experienced. How many male gods has military training become? Pan Jun?

1 1. I finally know why I turned left and right during military training, so that I could get a uniform.

12. I would rather be in the rain for military training than accept a gift from Grandpa Sun.

13. Why is it always sunny during military training and rainy during holidays? Play with me?

14. Today's military training, I spent several hours in the sun, stepped on it for a few minutes, reported for a few minutes, ran for a few minutes and rested for a few minutes. I mean, is this still a person?

15. School started, military training began, and it became dark. ...

16. Please be sure to return the heavy rain you missed in those years during military training.

17. You should eat enough, go to bed early, and don't stay up because you are ugly.

18. Handsome guy before military training, Bao Qingtian after military training!

19. There is an evolution from white to black called military training!

After military training, my teeth became whiter. ...

These should be the thoughts of most students after military training. I really became an African! Because it is all like this, it can better trigger * * * love!