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Looking for a more outrageous QQ name, avatar, and personalized signature

. Wearing a mink, holding a bag, and hugging a little girl are very coquettish,

2. Raising your head to the sky and chatting, everyone calls you the eldest brother,

3. It feels good to hold it in your hand, and your heart will naturally be happy,

4. A good fire wastes carbon, a good woman wastes sweat,

5. Soft China, hard jade stream, The shorter your hair, the more awesome you are,

6. It’s not a sin for men to use guns, but women rely on bis to get along in society.

7. They are all my food, no one should use chopsticks. ..

8. Without the passionate kiss then, there would be passionate rolling on the bed now.

9. Having money does not necessarily mean you are wise, and those who dare to touch do not necessarily dare to act

10. My sister is an old Chinese medicine doctor who specializes in treating bragging.

11. All kinds of small flowers bloom. People from all walks of life are very happy

12. All kinds of chatter in all kinds of languages, all kinds of small talk and all kinds of tricks.

13. All kinds of small rooms are opened, and all kinds of women have all kinds of fun.

14. On the road to the cow, can you guarantee an erection all the way

15. A poor Nike, a rich Adi, a hooligan wearing an Amani 16. Don’t say I’m arrogant, I’m just Don't deal with animals.

17. A man is like a dog, whoever is capable can lead him away.

18. How many tigers take out a knife for a beauty, and how many beauties pay for money.

19. Don’t use my tolerance of you as your shameless capital.

20. I feel happy when I see B, and I cum when I touch him!

21. With a rosy complexion, thousands of people are attracted to her. Could it be that the girl is using Dabao?

22. What to do if you have an unexpected pregnancy? Abort the child and keep going

23. Little white socks , Little red shoes, if you are not a horse, you are a broken shoe.

24. Raise your head and look at your crotch with flirtatious eyes, lower your head and your calf will be hard

25. I only blame myself for being too young. Can't tell whether it's a human or a dog

26. The road in life is long, and it's uncertain who will be brilliant.

27. Sister, don’t look back, I’m not wearing underwear yet.

28. Fight for life or death, and fight for life all your life.

29. If you suffer from being cheated by someone, you will die because of someone else.

30. Men love because of sex, and women love because of love.

31. The radar basically ignores it, and Baotou basically relies on walking!

32. The partner can be anywhere, but there must be countless broken shoes.

33. Don’t be proud, little girl, sooner or later you will be fucked.

34. Black stockings and a small high, girl, you are so sexy!

35. I like sullen women who are sullen in front of others and slutty in front of me.

36. Anyone who stumbles upon me will never be able to get up. The person who lifts me up will never fall down

37. The person who loves you the most will fuck you the deepest

38. There are thousands of willows, but only one pair of pants is left.

39. When dry firewood meets the fire, it is called Ming Sao. When wet firewood meets fire, that’s how boring it is

40. The world is big, but a bed is small. The two people on the bed used to be very good, but they can’t grow old

41. Boys are not gangsters and their development is abnormal

42. If your heart does not follow love, just stay the night as promised

43. A girl’s sincerity is valuable, and a young woman’s price is higher. If there is a rich woman, , both can be thrown away

44. See it through, don’t tell it, and continue to be friends

45. Why sleep for a long time before you are alive? You will sleep forever after death