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How to strike up a conversation in one sentence, and talk about the personality of your favorite little brother. Does little brother eat chicken? I'm 98K away.
1. Brother, do you want peanut oil? I am not genetically modified.
2. Brother, are you in heaven? I am avalokitesvara
3. Brother, are you a pig? Get so many pigs out.
4. Brother, do you watch variety shows? I have a good voice in China.
5. Brother, do you sing? I am noisy.
6. Little brother, do you study? I have pinyin.
7. Brother, do you want to fight? I'm Mu Guiying.
8. Brother, do you have a girlfriend? If not, do you suggest one? If so, do you suggest changing it? If you don't want to change, see you. Do you suggest one more?
9. Little brother, are you in love? I like it.
1. There are thousands of fashionable pets, but I really don't have the courage to sacrifice the pet pig.
11. It is also a nine-year compulsory education. Why are you so outstanding?
13. Brother, do you want to smoke marijuana? I'm heroin.
14, little brother, surgery? I'm lidocaine.
15. Little brother, do you have online dating? I sent Guanyin.
16. Brother, do you cross? I am genetically modified.
17. Brother, turn on the voice? My voice is masculine.
18. Brother, do you need to be quiet? I mute. Words to tease my little brother
1. The circle of friends that you praised is called donuts
2. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring and I are good friends
3. I'll tell you a story, which is very long, so I'll make a long story short. I miss you.
4. Being cute is not a long-term solution, but being cute is a long-term solution for me.
5. The tiger is not arrogant, so you should be my boyfriend.
6. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.
7. You have beautiful eyes, which are only suitable for me.
8. What's your birthday date? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?
9. You are the joy of youth, and the reverse is also
1. What do you belong to? You belong to me
11. What season do you like? I like the season with you
12. You are so cute that I won't return it when the wind blows into my arms
13. Hold my hand and walk away with your eyes closed. You won't get lost.
14. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.
15. I hate you very much, and the remaining 99 points are spent thinking about you
16. The fortune teller said that I am Wangfu. Do you want to verify it
17. The breeze is gentle, and I like you very much
18. I have nothing to talk about except falling in love with you
19. My dog likes you very much.
2. I don't want you to think about it at half past one.
21. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick?
22. Because of you, every day is Valentine's Day.
23. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking on my heart.
24. Meeting you is my most beautiful encounter.
25. When I met you, I fell into a dream and never wanted to wake up.
26. meet you is my most beautiful surprise.
27. May you get lost all your life and still come to me.
28. No matter how tired, bitter and painful you are, it's only for you to like me.
29. It's all right here without you.
3. I knew you would come, so I waited.
31. Even if I choose in the world, I still choose you.
32. Be my boyfriend. Just promise not to. I'll try again to tease my little brother's dirty words on WeChat. Little brother, be gentle. Uh-huh, I feel so painful.
1. I didn't have confidence from the beginning, but I can't think of anyone in the world who can give courage except him. If you think like this, you will be less afraid.
2. Live a good life. Even if you lose, you should lose in your own hands so as not to waste your life.
3. After all, everyone has a steelyard in his heart, and how to balance it depends on the parties themselves.
4. Some people are not optimistic, and later on, I believe those reasons that are not optimistic!
5. Emotion, like drinking water, is self-aware. What we see is unhappy. Maybe there are reasons for happiness that make her so persistent.
6. You should listen to other people's opinions about feelings, but your feelings are more important. If you marry the right person, you will always be a little girl. If you marry the wrong person, you will not only have a son, but also his family.
7. Only by allowing some people and things to miss themselves can we catch up with the best meeting. God is fair. I closed the door and window for you to turn on the air conditioner.
8. Always have the courage to gamble with happiness
9. Never discuss your feelings with others. Only you know that person, but others don't. I regret losing my favorite person after listening to others' words, and finally I am sad.
1. Whether you are blessed or not, you choose it yourself, but there is no path you choose in your marriage. If you feel unhappy, you can't change it and you can't stand it, then end it.
11. If you regret it, you will admit that you didn't choose not to be ashamed. Happiness has nothing to do with whether you are blessed or not.
12. He told me that love is a matter for two people. Getting married, Love alone is not enough
13. Of course, not all people who are far away from home are not optimistic. I think it depends entirely on the person you marry, whether it is the right person in your life or not
14. You have to work hard to get what you want, what kind of life you want, and you also need to fight for it. Many times others are just suggestions. The key is to follow your heart and work hard to be what live high wants. Marriage is the same, not for others, but for yourself
15. In love, it is difficult for a person to be firm, and there is only one reason for separation, that is, love is not deep enough.
16, plain is true, in fact, parents are not demanding of their children, all they want is family harmony and children's happiness.
17. Far marriage is a gamble, and the bet is whether the person in front of you is worth it.
18. When I was young, I thought that I could marry anywhere, as long as the person I married was the one I liked. Later, I didn't think so, but I thought that I would care about my parents' and family's feelings no matter how much I liked it. Now there are still some fear of marriage, because too many people are not happy after marriage, and there are all kinds of worries. I feel tired after thinking about it, and I may be accustomed to being alone for a long time.
19. Love easily blinds people's eyes. Some people get married in a muddle when they clearly see their unbearable shortcomings.
2. You should make a balance in your mind. If this feeling can give you the courage to turn back, you might as well make a firm and brave decision for yourself.
21. An easy mistake in feelings is to think that all your efforts should be rewarded equally. You have done what you should, and the rest depends on what he does. Quotations from a strange little brother
1. Spring breeze is ten miles away, so it's better to be with us
2. The old road is thin and thin, and the sun is setting, and the heartbroken is waiting for your call!
3. I'm tired of summer but haven't eaten enough watermelon, just like I've had enough days without you but haven't waited for you.
4. It's good to see the world and meet you.
5. It's sweet to be near Zhu Zhechi, but it's sweet to be near you.
6. If the tiger doesn't show his arrogance, treat me as my boyfriend.
7. If you bother me again, you will marry me.
8. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.
9. Can you help me wash something? You like me
1. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am the melon
11. Do you know what I like to eat? I like to stare at you
12. Do you know what I cherish most? That is the first word of this sentence.
13. Please give me your diet and daily life, and I will definitely fatten you up for nothing.
14. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
15. There are trees on the mountain, and there are branches on the tree, so I'm glad to see you.
16. The fortune teller said that I am Wangfu. Do you want to verify it?
17. What's wrong with my mobile phone? There is no phone number in it.
18. Let's make a bet! Bet on what? You lose, be my boyfriend, and I lose, be your girlfriend.
19. Our friendship has come to an end, because I want to fall in love with you.
2. I want to be your shoes because I want to accompany you through every step of life.
21. I live at the head of the Yangtze River and you live at the end of it. I miss you every day, but I don't see you, so I drink the Yangtze River water.
22. A good girl like me will never know who she lost.
23. Holding your hand carefully, I have spent my whole life with you in my heart.
24. Would you like to try my new strawberry lipstick
25. You come to my side in the spring breeze, and we spend every season of our lives together.
26. Be my boyfriend. Just say yes, but I'll think of something else.
27. What does love feel like? A little more than I like. That's a little more than I like it. What is it? It's you to me.
28. Where are you from? Why do you ask this? You are my sweetheart
29. Do you know if you should cover the quilt of life in winter? It should be a baby.
3. Do you know where the scenery is in this place? I don't know that I'm not familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here.
31. Is there a hospital nearby? Nothing's wrong. Because my heart is beating too hard
32. Number 1. If I am 9, which 8 are you? Why is it because I want to be next to you?
33. I find that you look like a person. Who is my future boyfriend?
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