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On the current situation of cross talk in the past fifty years
Theatrical version
Guo: (Let’s learn from Mr. Zhang’s shoulders first)
Zhang: Suffering like this
Guo: Ah, yes, then my side (change the direction and continue to slide the shoulders) is symmetrical, he looks good
Zhang: Hey
Guo : There are a lot of people here, and the first row is almost sitting on the stage
Zhang: Look
Guo: Just now, it was my uncle, how bad the old gentleman is Ah, his name is Liu Badui'er, and he's talking about a double act
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Let the two old gentlemen go down and rest for a while
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Let’s put the two of us in place
Zhang: Hey
Guo: Everyone is familiar with Mr. Zhang Wenshun, a veteran in the cross talk world
p>
Zhang: I don’t dare to take it.
Guo: I have been performing arts since I was a child. I am a student in the first class of the Beijing Folk Art Troupe and the president of that class.
Zhang: Just my age. Da
Guo: Isn’t that right? These famous cross talk artists in the Beijing market all grew up with you
Zhang: I was nineteen and they were twelve or thirteen.
Guo: Really?
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Senior, I worked for many years, but later, I was fired from the regiment
p>
Zhang: Why did you bring him up?
Guo: It’s no big deal now
Zhang: What was it called back then
Guo: People were feudal at that time
Zhang: You said it, you said it
Guo: My classmates’ parents didn’t do it at that time
Zhang: Let’s Let me make it clear, female students and female classmates have no objection
Guo: Yes, yes, yes, yes
Zhang: Unfortunately, it is these old feudal people
< p>Guo: It makes sense, it makes sense. It’s a good thing that the country stopped you, otherwise the old artist would have become an old gangster long agoZhang: Cough
Guo: This is a joke
Zhang: A joke
Guo: Crosstalk senior, Zhang Wenshun
Guo: Some people know me and some don’t
Zhang: En
Guo: The student’s name is Guo Degang
Zhang: Yes
Guo: A junior in the cross talk world
Zhang: En
Guo: I started learning when I was seven or eight years old and have been working for more than 20 years this year
Zhang: How is it
Guo: I’m very sorry to everyone
< p>Zhang: WhyGuo: I have no grades. I’m so ashamed. No one knows me except my relatives at home
Zhang: Look
< p>Guo: It doesn’t feel good in my heartZhang: Well, it doesn’t feel good either
Guo: No one knows me if I’m left in Wangfujing
Zhang: Oh, it’s impossible to leave it there
Guo: Do ??you know me? Hey, I’m gone, did you see it?
Zhang: This is not okay in Wangfujing
Guo: Leave Mr. Zhang alone
Zhang: What about me
Guo: Me, Zhang Wenshun
Zhang: Ask him if he knows me
Guo : Hehe, oops (give me a mouthful)
Zhang: Hey, don’t hit me if you don’t know me, I’ve provoked you
Guo: This is the husband of the female classmate
Zhang: Hey, I still hold this grudge after more than 40 years
Guo: It’s hard to find you. I can’t hit you in there, right? Let’s just let him go.
Zhang: Yes
Guo: The old man’s health is not very good
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Today, he was released on medical parole
Zhang: Is Hu Lian?
Guo: Isn’t there such a term, medical parole?
Zhang: What is that? It comes from the court. The hospital is a family hospital bed
Guo: Family hospital bed
Zhang: Alas
Guo: Not feeling well
Zhang: Yes
p>Guo: But there is no serious illness, so don’t worry, mistress of misfortune
Zhang: Minor problem
Guo: SARS AIDS cancer
Zhang: Any one of these three will die
Guo: Ah
Zhang: This
This doesn't work.
Guo: Ah, it would be good to drink some sour plum soup. There are many spectators today, so the old man should come here to take a look
Zhang: Yes, it's lively today
Guo: Did you see it? It’s full of pits and valleys
Zhang: Look
Guo: How many viewers are there? There are still people who are standing and listening. For actors, this is What an encouragement!
Zhang: What a comfort
Guo: From this we can see that cross talk is not a low point, there are people who like to listen to it
Zhang: Let’s do it
p>Guo: But then again
Zhang: What?
Guo: It may not be appropriate to put the cross talk anywhere
Zhang : Oh, this is not omnipotent
Guo: Hey, for example, in those years at the Labor and Workers Cultural Palace, Zhang Yimou directed an opera called Turandot
Zhang: There is such an opera
Guo: Is that good?
Zhang: Of course that’s good
Guo: While we were singing, there were four people talking about cross talk, all of whom were related to Mr. Wang. , shaved head and put on a big coat, worked hard, worked hard, worked hard, I can’t sing anymore
Zhang: This occasion was almost impossible
Guo: It can be seen from this that there are many unpleasantnesses in life. Definitely
Zhang: Oh
Guo: For example
Zhang: You said
Guo: Some people are full of Knowledge, but this knowledge may not be printed into a book
Zhang: Yes
Guo: It can be printed into a book
Zhang: How about
p>Guo: Not necessarily good knowledge
Zhang: Oh
Guo: Do ??you admit it?
Zhang: Admit it
Guo: Isn’t that right? Many leaders in the unit may not be truly qualified
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Those who have been fired may not necessarily have capable people
Zhang: Look, I love hearing this
Guo: He always makes up for it himself
Zhang: He has a bad mouth
Guo: This is what we are talking about A social phenomenon
Zhang: Hey
Guo: Books are not necessarily sold in bookstores. That makes sense, and medicines are not necessarily sold in pharmacies
Zhang: Yes
Guo: They sell everything
Zhang: Oh
Guo: Nutritional solution may not be really nutritious
Zhang: Building protection products
Guo: Mr. Zhang did this before in business
Zhang: Hey, I did it
Guo: I opened a factory Selling semen, I buy a tortoise to make soup, mix it with water, and sell it in small bottles. I have been doing this for twelve years, but the tortoise is useless
Zhang: Now this one is not much better than mine
Guo: Really? This nutrient solution is not necessarily nutritious
Zhang: Yes
Guo: The bathroom may not be hygienic
Zhang: Oh
< p>Guo: To take a bathZhang: How about it
Guo: Not necessarily for taking a bath
Zhang: Oh
Guo : People who go to the karaoke bar don’t necessarily do it to sing
Zhang: Look
Guo: Long hair doesn’t necessarily mean you are a girl
Zhang: Weird
< p>Guo: If you shave your head, you may not necessarily be a gentlemanZhang: Yes
Guo: Why are you doing all this? (I guess I saw Wang Jingjing) ) Listening to cross talk for twenty, and making noises for ten thousand. When I leave, these people are paying for the tickets and won’t let me go. Zhang: Yes.
Guo: Not all programs on TV are It’s a good show
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Not all crosstalk in the theater is bad
Zhang: Well, that’s right
Guo: A big star in cross talk, he may not necessarily know how to speak cross talk
Zhang: En
Guo: Singers may not all know music
Zhang: This, There are too many people who don’t know music
Guo: A good relationship doesn’t necessarily mean they are a couple
Zhang: Yes
Guo: A couple doesn’t necessarily have a good relationship< /p>
Zhang: Yes
Guo: You may not have children if you get married
Zhang: Oh
Guo: Mr. Zhang’s daughter, no Marriage
Zhang: How is it
Guo: Four fat boys
Zhang: No such thing
Guo: He is in kindergarten Watching the kids inside
Zhang: Well, let me tell you
, I was shocked
Guo: There are many uncertainties in life, which ultimately lead to the word cross talk
Zhang: How is it
Guo: Cross talk Nowadays, there are many uncertainties in the world
Zhang: What are the uncertainties
Guo: The situation is very embarrassing
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Starting from today, today is Mr. Zhu Shaowen, the founder of cross talk.
Zhang: Mr. Zhu
Guo: One hundred and seventy-sixth anniversary of his birth
Zhang: Yes
Guo: In the cross talk world, no one has ever thought of paying homage to this senior
Zhang: That is our ancestor
Guo: But in the history of cross talk in China, it cannot be ignored
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Mr. Zhu is not the first person to invent cross talk
Zhang: This is true
Guo: Before him, there were like Zhang Sanlu and many old gentlemen. It was the common wisdom of everyone that created cross talk
Zhang: Yes
< p>Guo: But Mr. Never Be Afraid of Poverty has carried him forward so that cross talk can be passed down from generation to generationZhang: Alas
Guo: In the cross talk world, we think Mr. Zhu is ours Founder, first generation ancestor
Zhang: Yes
Guo: As Mr. Zhu’s disciples and grandsons, we have an obligation not to forget our ancestors
Zhang : Hey
Guo: This is the first step. No matter how smart you are, you can’t do this without ancestors
Zhang: Yes
Guo : I'm going to get a bronze statue for the poor at the Tianqiao Square at the door.
Zhang: Ah
Guo: I'll ask and settle the account, one and a half million
Zhang: It’s too expensive
Guo: I did the math later, and I could have done it for a hundred yuan
Zhang: What should I do? Here
Guo: Buy 100 yuan of scrap bricks to build a stage
Zhang: Oh
Guo: Let’s put on makeup for Mr. Zhang. Stand there.
Zhang: Is that what you mean?
Guo: Yes, I have to take off my glasses
Zhang: I’m so tired and panicked
Guo: I’m tired of working shifts. I’m working shifts with Mr. Wang Wenlin and Mr. Wang
Zhang: This is the same as the black mana
Guo: Hey, yes, yes, yes, yes, In a word, you must know this old man in your heart
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Ever since Mr. Don’t Be Afraid of Being Poor perfected cross talk, it has been passed down from generation to generation until cross talk. During the years of Bade, cross talk reached a very prosperous position
Zhang: It is relatively large-scale
Guo: Back then, there were a group of actors of the German generation, the most famous It's the Eight Virtues of Crosstalk, and the door leader is called Yu Delong.
Zhang: Hey, yes
Guo: Staring at Yuzi, he yelled, why? He is a banner man, and he said Well, this man has big eyes, and he is scared when he stares at them
Zhang: Oh
Guo: The door to this room is long, and there is this heartthrob, Li Dechen
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Zhang Dequan
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Liu Dezhi
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Ma Delu
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Guo Degang
Zhang: No
Guo: Xu Deliang
Zhang: Cough
Guo: Zhang Dewu
Zhang: Huh
Guo: Quanjude, ah
Zhang: This one at the back None
Guo: This is our new model this year
Zhang: There is also a 2005 model
Guo: The characters below the word "德" are the characters for longevity< /p>
Zhang: Hey, there is one with the character longevity
Guo: There is a cross talk master named Zhang Shouchen
Zhang: Hey, there is one
Guo: That's your master
Zhang: Master
Guo: Zhang Shouchen, Li Shouzeng
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Yin Shoushan
p>Zhang: Yes
Guo: Live and suffer
Zhang: No
Guo: Live has passed away, so I will suffer
< p>Zhang: Well, those with the character longevityGuo: Those with the character longevity below are those with the character treasure
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Those with the character treasure are full of talents.
>Zhang: A large number of people with Baozi
Guo: Crosstalk master Hou Baolin
Zhang: They are of that generation
Guo: Stand-up king Liu Baorui
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Sun Baocai
Zhang: Both
Guo: Wang Baosen
Zhang: Oh, then None
Guo: Jia Baoyu, Li Baoku, these are all
Zhang: None of these
Guo: They are all talking about cross talk, Baozi, these are all Yes
Zhang: Continue further
Guo: The characters below Bao are written characters
Zhang: They are from our generation
Guo: Zhang Wenshun, Wang Wenlin, Xing Wenzhao, Li Wenshan, Liu Wenheng, Wei Wenliang
Zhang: Tianjin
Guo: Chongwenmen, Mosquito Incense, ah these
Zhang: The Chongwenmen one is too big
Guo: Mr. Chong, this is an old man
Zhang: An old man
Guo: There are many famous people. , there have been many masters
Zhang: There are so many generations
Guo: But the cross talk has been very sluggish in recent years
Zhang: Ah
Guo: The superstar has fallen, and many seniors have passed away
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Mr. Wang Shichen passed away
Zhang: Oops
Guo: This is a giant in the cross talk world
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Mr. Ma Ji’s words, Wang Shichen is the cross talk giant in my heart
< p>Zhang: HeyGuo: What a great master
Zhang: That’s true
Guo: Our backstage Mr. Li Wenshan belongs to Mr. Wang Gaozu
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Wang Shichen, with such great ability, died
Zhang: Yes
Guo: They were taken to Babaoshan and burned on fire, leaving nothing behind
Zhang: Really?
Guo: Liu Wenheng passed away, his belly is so spacious
Zhang: Yes
Guo: It’s over once it’s burned down
Zhang: That’s
Guo: Guo Quanbao
Zhang: Ah
Guo: Such a great artist was set on fire
Zhang: Let’s see
Guo: Is there any difference?
Zhang: No way
Guo: It’s okay now
Zhang: What’s wrong
Guo: The Beijing Municipal Government has issued regulations prohibiting roadside barbecues
Zhang: Two different things
Guo: It’s a good thing for the cross talk industry
Zhang: Well, you said those were mutton skewers
Guo: It’s not for our sake Ah
Zhang: No
Guo: I went to see Mr. Guo Quanbao before his death
Zhang: Oh
Guo: Boy, do your best
Zhang: Yes
Guo: I’m done. I said don’t say this, you can live. Alas, we are all doing this , I know in my heart, where are the fools? They can’t survive. Come on, that’s what it means. You guys work hard. Go back and tell Wenshun and ask him to wait for me.
Zhang: I Ah, don't be busy
Guo: I didn't go, this guy didn't go, he didn't listen to the old man, you know?
Zhang: My legs are not good, I can't catch the train
< p>Guo: Isn’t it? It’s delayed. It’s delayed.Zhang: He looks younger. He has good legs and feet. If he can’t keep it together, he ran ahead of me
Guo: Really? Xu Deliang is like that
Zhang: Anyway, the new German characters are dangerous
Guo: Hahahaha, if you are not in good health, talk less
Zhang: You won’t let me You have nothing to do
Guo: Don’t start a fight with me, it’s inappropriate to hurt you
Zhang: Hey
Guo: Everyone likes to hear cross talk with us I love talking about cross talk, but nowadays cross talk is in a very awkward position
Zhang: Where is it?
Guo: There are many reasons for this
Zhang: Oh
Guo: Our current place is called Tianqiao. Back then, Tianqiao was famous all over the world.
Zhang: That’s true
Guo: How many capable people are here? There are so many street performers
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Everyone here points out that street performers can eat and support their families
Zhang: Ah
Guo: It won’t work today, why?
Zhang: Why
Guo: We have studied this matter
Zhang: Oh< /p>
Guo: Let’s discuss it
Zhang: Let’s talk
Guo: For example, in the past, here was an overpass, and there was a place called Shanjiankou next to it
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Zhang: Yes, right here at the intersection
Guo: Here at the entrance of the mountain stream, Shanjiankou was a human market in the past
Zhang: Speaking of jargon, there is a teahouse there, then Call Chan'er up
Guo: When you get up in the morning, these hardworking people, with shovels and poles, are waiting here for work
Zhang: Yes, they are all concentrated there.
Guo: For example, people will come later to unload trucks at Yongdingmen Railway Station
Zhang: Ah
Guo: It takes four people to unload eight trucks< /p>
Zhang: Hey
Guo: Two yuan per person
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Are you going, you, you? You you
Zhang: Yes, four people are saving now
Guo: Come on, follow me. Just follow after you get your things
Zhang: Hey
p>Guo: Come here, even in the twelfth lunar month of winter, you have to take off your shirt and unload the car. The unloading is finished. For example, at 1:30 in the afternoon, the unloading is finished.
Zhang: It’s finished. After finishing the work
Guo: Each person walked back with two dollars
Zhang: I gave him the money at that time
Guo: I won’t go back if there is another job< /p>
Zhang: Then why
Guo: These two dollars are enough to live on
Zhang: Oh
Guo: Hold on to the money and go Go back and go to the overpass to find a small bathhouse to take a bath
Zhang: There is one here, towards the west of the mountain stream mouth
Guo: The small bathhouse is not always clean, because these people use it every day It's coal, and all the coal ash fell into the pond
Zhang: How dark the pond was
Guo: It was said that it could prick your feet if you stepped on it
Zhang: Yes
Guo: The guys carry the coal out one after another with cold cloths
Zhang: That’s not possible
Guo: Just rub it here Calling to the waiter
Zhang: What’s up
Guo: Across the road, there’s a small restaurant named Ershipu
Zhang: Yes, there’s a teahouse and a restaurant
< p>Guo: Let’s get a dime of wineZhang: Oh, a dime’s drink
Guo: One cent is enough to drink. I can give you four and a half kilograms.
Zhang: Dei (three sounds of dei)
Guo: If you want a soft-boiled pork slice, you need a lot of sauce, and a bowl of white slices* costs 8 taels. In the past, the name was different from now. Different
Zhang: Sixteen taels per catty
Guo: Half a catty of this bowl of noodles
Zhang: Eighty taels and half a catty
Guo: After washing, I came out of the pool and made a pot of rice. The food also came. I drank the wine and ate the meat slices, including cucumber slices and fungus. After I finished the wine, I picked up the plate. Why should I eat it? Juice, mix it with noodles and eat it
Zhang: Mix it with noodles
Guo: Pour it in and mix it up and eat it. When you are full, drink tea here and lie down on the bed. I slept until about two o'clock, then came out and walked around the overpass
Zhang: Take a walk on the overpass
Guo: Two points for looking here, five points for looking here, and a big walk around , it was already getting dark, so I took the pancakes with me and went to look for a bean juice stall.
Zhang: Oh, the bean juice seller
Guo: Here are two bowls of bean juice. Pickles are free
Zhang: Eat as much as you like
Guo: Peel off the cake and dip it inside, then eat it for yourself. This meal is considered full
< p>Zhang: Let's seeGuo: I bought a cabbage for my family, two pounds of noodles, one pound of stick noodles and one pound of white noodles, steamed steamed buns with stick noodles, and boiled white noodles in Guanyuan soup. They are all ready. Come to this garden
Zhang: This garden used to be called Xiaoxiao
Guo: Peking opera was sung here in the past
Zhang: Liang Yiming
< p>Guo: Tianqiao Ma Lianliang and Liang Yiming sing in this gardenZhang: Zhang Baohua and Zhang Baorong
Guo: Go to the door and pay two cents for a ticket to listen to a play
Zhang: Hey, listen all night
Guo: After listening, I went home and threw my things there. The family was cooking cabbage and making hot soup noodles. It was time for me to go to bed.
Get up in the morning, come out from Da's house, and run to the mouth of the mountain stream
Zhang: Also run to the mouth of Zhushi City
Guo: How much does the big cake cost?
Zhang :The big cake is 121 pounds
Guo: Let’s take half a catty of big cake and a bowl of oil residue
Zhang: Oil residue
Guo: The greasy residue that I used to stew, it’s a big bowl, you can add more soup as you like
Zhang: Yes
Guo: I don’t think it’s oily enough, so I’m bastardizing the soup on the side
Zhang: Yes, please give me some Bian'er soup
Guo: After eating like this, after eating and drinking enough, I went to the mouth of the mountain stream to wait for work to come. It's easy to unload the truck. That's fine.
There are a large number of such idle people every day
Zhang: That’s why Tianqiao has such a big market
Guo: This is why it was so popular in the first place
Zhang: Yes
Guo: And the most important thing is that the artists back then all had special skills
Zhang: Those are all
Guo: Picking out cakes from the ground Get the thief on the opposite side
Zhang: The most important thing is to give me money after you listen
Guo: I stand here and you stand there and listen, and you will only give me money after listening
< p>Zhang: YesGuo: Just turn around and leave
Zhang: It’s different from now
Guo: Buy the tickets and enter the venue now, no You deserve to be taken away without any refund
Zhang: Oh
Zhang: Yes, the four hundred and eighty-one ticket has been advertised. It’s not good if you buy it. What if it’s not good< /p>
Guo: Stop talking about this
Zhang: Did you say that?
Guo: Trapping me into being unkind and unjust is enough for my popularity now. You You're still trying to bully me
Zhang: That's it anyway
Guo: In a word, give people real things
Guo: You can't lie to people
Zhang: Of course
Guo: Nowadays, not only the cross talk world, but also our society is full of fake things
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Smoking fake cigarettes and drinking fake wine
Zhang: Look
Guo: Watch fake football and listen to fake singing
Zhang: Ha
< p>Guo: Wearing a fake brand name and a fake hoodZhang: Ha
Guo: The only bastard in the world is real, and he is called a turtle
Zhang: This is also fake
Guo: It can’t be done
Zhang: Look
Guo: It can’t be done. The cross talk artists received different blows
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Right after liberation, we asked for new cross talk
Zhang: We asked for new shows
Guo: You said this is what he did in primary school, and you asked him to learn new things when he is forty or fifty years old
Zhang: They are uneducated
Guo : It’s very difficult. Some old gentlemen have no choice but to talk about the so-called sideline cross talk on the stage.
Zhang: Yes
Guo: But, I’m worried
Zhang: Oh
Guo: The working group will come at some time
Zhang: There will be an inspection
Guo: An eyeliner must be arranged at the door
Zhang: What is it for?
Guo: Take a look, the working group is here
Zhang: How is it
Guo: Come back soon< /p>
Zhang: The jargon is called Tiaokaner
Guo: The wings are in, and the steel is strong
Zhang: What does this mean?
< p>Guo: Just say that the working group is here, change to something elseZhang: Change to something good
Guo: But the old gentleman doesn’t know anything else. I heard it, half of it, what should I do?
Zhang: Why half of it
Guo: If you have a way, lower your voice and say it in a low voice
Zhang: Keep your voice down
Guo: I got criticized in the end
Zhang: That's not true
Guo: Keep your voice down, and if you don't speak well, you can't do this either. This is the early days of liberation
Zhang: The early days of liberation
Guo: During the Cultural Revolution, it was unprecedented. Not only cross talk, but also the entire art world was affected
Zhang : The whole society suffered a catastrophe
Guo: All the famous people were hit
Zhang: That’s not true
Guo: Of course, I was young at that time Some cross talk actors are still very motivated
Zhang: Yes
Guo: We have a senior named Wang Shuangfu who sings Allegro and Taiping lyrics and talks about cross talk
Zhang: Yes
Guo: In the Tianjin Hongqiao District Folk Art Troupe
Zhang: Oh
Guo: The whole troupe meeting criticized counterrevolution
Zhang: Ah
Guo: Wang Shuangfu went up to the table right away
Zhang: Go up and express his position
Guo: We are determined to fight the counterrevolution to the end
Zhang: Oh, okay
Guo: The first one on the list is announced, the great counterrevolutionary
Zhang: Who
Guo: Wang Benlin, he
Dad
Zhang: Huh
Guo: Wang Shuangfu hit the table and it fell down
Zhang: Cough
Guo: This is It was a very helpless thing at the time
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Ma Zhiming. Mr. Ma followed his father, and cross talk master Ma Sanli was sent to the southern suburbs of Tianjin
Zhang: Yes Went to the farm
Guo: The living conditions are very hard. I can’t even eat enough. Thanks to the clever young master,
Zhang: How is it?
Guo : Stealing radishes from fellow villagers
Zhang: He was also forced to have no choice
Guo: After reconnaissance, there was a radish cellar. He unscrewed the door and went in by himself, loading it into his arms. Tianjin Specialty green radish
Zhang: Wei Qing'er
Guo: One, two, three, just pretending. As soon as the cellar door opened, a person came in. I was frightened. If I catch this, I will die. It’s your fate
Zhang: Yes, fellow countryman is here
Guo: Lower your head quickly. This master came in to collect the radishes and touched Ma Zhiming’s head. It doesn't look like it at first glance. Where can there be such a thing in a radish tassel? The young master groaned and the master ran out.
Zhang: Scared away
Guo: After waiting for a long time but nothing happened, Mr. Ma came out. He looked left and right and saw that no one was watching. Then he realized, where are you going to eat?
Zhang: Where are you going to eat?
Guo: Find a deserted place. It would be a big sin for anyone to see you stealing carrots and eating them
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Let’s run to the toilet
Zhang: Oh, the latrine
Guo: When I came to the toilet, there was no one there. I squatted inside and listened with my ears. While I was listening, a man came in, Xie Tianshun
Zhang : His partner
Guo: He also said cross talk. When he came in and took a look, he was relieving himself, so he squatted outside, one inside and one outside. Mr. Ma said to himself, "Go quickly, twenty." Minutes, Tianshun, Tianshun, why aren’t you leaving yet? I’ll wait for you. It’s okay. Thirty minutes have passed. Xie Tianshun reached out and took out a carrot from his pocket. Mr. Ma was happy. Just now it was You
Zhang: Look
Guo: The painful past at that time is now a joke
Zhang: Isn’t it
Guo: In the 1980s, cross talk had a revival
Zhang: The whole society also recovered
Guo: A large number of actors came to the stage one after another
Zhang: Oh
Guo: But now there are also a large number of people other than cross talk actors who have sneaked into our circle under various excuses
Zhang: At that time, there was a shortage of people for cross talk, and there was a shortage of people
Guo: What should I do? Those who have never learned it will dare to join in after just saying a few words. This group of people at that time has become the mainstay now< /p>
Zhang: There is such a group of people
Guo: Why is the cross talk not good? Mr. Zhang said it
Zhang: How did you say that
Guo: The practitioners in our cross talk industry are very complicated
Zhang: Yes, the threshold for this industry is too low
Guo: Many people travel from south to north, and some of them make money. There are those who don’t make money, of course, and there are those who stay and perform in the theater
Zhang: There are also those who stick to their positions
Guo: For example, there is Mr. Sun Baocai in the Beijing teahouse
Zhang: Uncle Sun, has been performing in the teahouse
Guo: over ninety years old, still performing on the stage
Zhang: just in the Lao She Teahouse
Guo: Performing double act, he is over 90 years old. Comrade Yang Shangkun personally received him at that time
Zhang: The then president of the country
Guo: After shaking hands, Mr. Yang Go this way, Uncle Sun turned around and asked other actors
Zhang: How?
Guo: Who is this person
Zhang: Who
p>Guo: He said this person is Yang Shangkun, oh, who’s disciple?
Zhang: Hey, I don’t know what this Yang Shangkun is doing
Guo: Everyone, just explain, don’t That's nonsense. That's the president of the country. Oh, I said he didn't call him senior brother
Zhang: Look
Guo: It's true
Zhang: He is an old artist at this age
Guo: He is over 90 years old, but although he said he is sticking to his position, there is one thing.
Zhang: How is it
Guo: This performance is for a tour group
Zhang
: Lao Yan
Guo: The old man has been saying one paragraph for eight years. If he wants to change it, the theater will not let him
Zhang: No
Guo : It can only be a name in name only
Zhang: Yes
Guo: This is not a good thing for cross talk
Zhang: It is a bigger loss
Guo: Really?
Zhang: Yes
Guo: So later, we also proposed that if cross talk wants to prosper again, it must return to the theater
p>Zhang: Ah
Guo: In 1996, we first proposed this concept and started this activity in the same year. After us, in 1998, Mr. Yu Baolin from Tianjin A cross talk conference was also launched. In 2003, other cross talk actors in Beijing finally started talking about cross talk in theaters. At this point, it should be said that Mr. Zhang and we are the initiators of this matter
Zhang: Don’t say that
Guo: It was very difficult at the beginning
Zhang: It was also difficult
Guo: We are three people doing a cross talk convention. Together with Li Jing, we are the young gang leader of the beggar gang in the background, big-eyed Li Jing. Starting at two o'clock, Mr. Zhang will talk about an hour of stand-up comedy, and I will talk about an hour of stand-up comedy
Zhang: It’s been two hours
Guo: Let’s go down and rest for a while. Li Jing goes out to sing banzi
Zhang: Hey
Guo: They all sing big songs, boring boring boring singing It’s over, let’s go out and talk about a couple
Zhang: Let’s talk about the pair again
Guo: After talking about the pair, call Li Jing up again, and the three of us will talk about a group< /p>
Zhang: Yes
Guo: Acting like this every day for several months, hey, he was so stunned that he didn’t even turn his head
Zhang: It was also a run-in
Guo: Later, we worked hard year by year and gradually expanded our team
Zhang: There were more and more people
Guo: Just now We were also very embarrassed at the beginning
Zhang: Yes
Guo: At least there was only one audience member in the audience
Zhang: Look
< p>Guo: Even if we have an audience, we can act correctlyZhang: Hey
Guo: Mr. Xing Wenzhao opened the show that day
Zhang: Yes
Guo: On the platform, there was one person on the stage and another person on the ground. Halfway through, the old man’s cell phone rang
Zhang: Ah
Guo: When Mr.
Zhang: Then why
Guo: There are many more people backstage than you. You can’t run away if the door is closed and a fight begins
Zhang: I’m in a hurry.
Guo: We have experienced heavy snowfall and heavy rain in the twelfth lunar month of winter
Zhang: Yes
Guo: We have experienced all kinds of weather
Zhang: Yes
Guo: As long as people listen to us, we will tell you that one year when it was our turn to perform at Guangde Building, it was freezing cold and there were not even dogs on the fence. No
Zhang: Ah
Guo: All the actors came to the door, holding boards, and called people inside. We have also had this day< /p>
Zhang: Yes
Guo: After so much
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