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On the current situation of cross talk in the past fifty years

Theatrical version

Guo: (Let’s learn from Mr. Zhang’s shoulders first)

Zhang: Suffering like this

Guo: Ah, yes, then my side (change the direction and continue to slide the shoulders) is symmetrical, he looks good

Zhang: Hey

Guo : There are a lot of people here, and the first row is almost sitting on the stage

Zhang: Look

Guo: Just now, it was my uncle, how bad the old gentleman is Ah, his name is Liu Badui'er, and he's talking about a double act

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Let the two old gentlemen go down and rest for a while

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Let’s put the two of us in place

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Everyone is familiar with Mr. Zhang Wenshun, a veteran in the cross talk world

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Zhang: I don’t dare to take it.

Guo: I have been performing arts since I was a child. I am a student in the first class of the Beijing Folk Art Troupe and the president of that class.

Zhang: Just my age. Da

Guo: Isn’t that right? These famous cross talk artists in the Beijing market all grew up with you

Zhang: I was nineteen and they were twelve or thirteen.

Guo: Really?

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Senior, I worked for many years, but later, I was fired from the regiment

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Zhang: Why did you bring him up?

Guo: It’s no big deal now

Zhang: What was it called back then

Guo: People were feudal at that time

Zhang: You said it, you said it

Guo: My classmates’ parents didn’t do it at that time

Zhang: Let’s Let me make it clear, female students and female classmates have no objection

Guo: Yes, yes, yes, yes

Zhang: Unfortunately, it is these old feudal people

< p>Guo: It makes sense, it makes sense. It’s a good thing that the country stopped you, otherwise the old artist would have become an old gangster long ago

Zhang: Cough

Guo: This is a joke

Zhang: A joke

Guo: Crosstalk senior, Zhang Wenshun

Guo: Some people know me and some don’t

Zhang: En

Guo: The student’s name is Guo Degang

Zhang: Yes

Guo: A junior in the cross talk world

Zhang: En

Guo: I started learning when I was seven or eight years old and have been working for more than 20 years this year

Zhang: How is it

Guo: I’m very sorry to everyone

< p>Zhang: Why

Guo: I have no grades. I’m so ashamed. No one knows me except my relatives at home

Zhang: Look

< p>Guo: It doesn’t feel good in my heart

Zhang: Well, it doesn’t feel good either

Guo: No one knows me if I’m left in Wangfujing

Zhang: Oh, it’s impossible to leave it there

Guo: Do ??you know me? Hey, I’m gone, did you see it?

Zhang: This is not okay in Wangfujing

Guo: Leave Mr. Zhang alone

Zhang: What about me

Guo: Me, Zhang Wenshun

Zhang: Ask him if he knows me

Guo : Hehe, oops (give me a mouthful)

Zhang: Hey, don’t hit me if you don’t know me, I’ve provoked you

Guo: This is the husband of the female classmate

Zhang: Hey, I still hold this grudge after more than 40 years

Guo: It’s hard to find you. I can’t hit you in there, right? Let’s just let him go.

Zhang: Yes

Guo: The old man’s health is not very good

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Today, he was released on medical parole

Zhang: Is Hu Lian?

Guo: Isn’t there such a term, medical parole?

Zhang: What is that? It comes from the court. The hospital is a family hospital bed

Guo: Family hospital bed

Zhang: Alas

Guo: Not feeling well

Zhang: Yes

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Guo: But there is no serious illness, so don’t worry, mistress of misfortune

Zhang: Minor problem

Guo: SARS AIDS cancer

Zhang: Any one of these three will die

Guo: Ah

Zhang: This

This doesn't work.

Guo: Ah, it would be good to drink some sour plum soup. There are many spectators today, so the old man should come here to take a look

Zhang: Yes, it's lively today

Guo: Did you see it? It’s full of pits and valleys

Zhang: Look

Guo: How many viewers are there? There are still people who are standing and listening. For actors, this is What an encouragement!

Zhang: What a comfort

Guo: From this we can see that cross talk is not a low point, there are people who like to listen to it

Zhang: Let’s do it

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Guo: But then again

Zhang: What?

Guo: It may not be appropriate to put the cross talk anywhere

Zhang : Oh, this is not omnipotent

Guo: Hey, for example, in those years at the Labor and Workers Cultural Palace, Zhang Yimou directed an opera called Turandot

Zhang: There is such an opera

Guo: Is that good?

Zhang: Of course that’s good

Guo: While we were singing, there were four people talking about cross talk, all of whom were related to Mr. Wang. , shaved head and put on a big coat, worked hard, worked hard, worked hard, I can’t sing anymore

Zhang: This occasion was almost impossible

Guo: It can be seen from this that there are many unpleasantnesses in life. Definitely

Zhang: Oh

Guo: For example

Zhang: You said

Guo: Some people are full of Knowledge, but this knowledge may not be printed into a book

Zhang: Yes

Guo: It can be printed into a book

Zhang: How about

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Guo: Not necessarily good knowledge

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Do ??you admit it?

Zhang: Admit it

Guo: Isn’t that right? Many leaders in the unit may not be truly qualified

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Those who have been fired may not necessarily have capable people

Zhang: Look, I love hearing this

Guo: He always makes up for it himself

Zhang: He has a bad mouth

Guo: This is what we are talking about A social phenomenon

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Books are not necessarily sold in bookstores. That makes sense, and medicines are not necessarily sold in pharmacies

Zhang: Yes

Guo: They sell everything

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Nutritional solution may not be really nutritious

Zhang: Building protection products

Guo: Mr. Zhang did this before in business

Zhang: Hey, I did it

Guo: I opened a factory Selling semen, I buy a tortoise to make soup, mix it with water, and sell it in small bottles. I have been doing this for twelve years, but the tortoise is useless

Zhang: Now this one is not much better than mine

Guo: Really? This nutrient solution is not necessarily nutritious

Zhang: Yes

Guo: The bathroom may not be hygienic

Zhang: Oh

< p>Guo: To take a bath

Zhang: How about it

Guo: Not necessarily for taking a bath

Zhang: Oh

Guo : People who go to the karaoke bar don’t necessarily do it to sing

Zhang: Look

Guo: Long hair doesn’t necessarily mean you are a girl

Zhang: Weird

< p>Guo: If you shave your head, you may not necessarily be a gentleman

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Why are you doing all this? (I guess I saw Wang Jingjing) ) Listening to cross talk for twenty, and making noises for ten thousand. When I leave, these people are paying for the tickets and won’t let me go. Zhang: Yes.

Guo: Not all programs on TV are It’s a good show

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Not all crosstalk in the theater is bad

Zhang: Well, that’s right

Guo: A big star in cross talk, he may not necessarily know how to speak cross talk

Zhang: En

Guo: Singers may not all know music

Zhang: This, There are too many people who don’t know music

Guo: A good relationship doesn’t necessarily mean they are a couple

Zhang: Yes

Guo: A couple doesn’t necessarily have a good relationship< /p>

Zhang: Yes

Guo: You may not have children if you get married

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Mr. Zhang’s daughter, no Marriage

Zhang: How is it

Guo: Four fat boys

Zhang: No such thing

Guo: He is in kindergarten Watching the kids inside

Zhang: Well, let me tell you

, I was shocked

Guo: There are many uncertainties in life, which ultimately lead to the word cross talk

Zhang: How is it

Guo: Cross talk Nowadays, there are many uncertainties in the world

Zhang: What are the uncertainties

Guo: The situation is very embarrassing

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Starting from today, today is Mr. Zhu Shaowen, the founder of cross talk.

Zhang: Mr. Zhu

Guo: One hundred and seventy-sixth anniversary of his birth

Zhang: Yes

Guo: In the cross talk world, no one has ever thought of paying homage to this senior

Zhang: That is our ancestor

Guo: But in the history of cross talk in China, it cannot be ignored

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Mr. Zhu is not the first person to invent cross talk

Zhang: This is true

Guo: Before him, there were like Zhang Sanlu and many old gentlemen. It was the common wisdom of everyone that created cross talk

Zhang: Yes

< p>Guo: But Mr. Never Be Afraid of Poverty has carried him forward so that cross talk can be passed down from generation to generation

Zhang: Alas

Guo: In the cross talk world, we think Mr. Zhu is ours Founder, first generation ancestor

Zhang: Yes

Guo: As Mr. Zhu’s disciples and grandsons, we have an obligation not to forget our ancestors

Zhang : Hey

Guo: This is the first step. No matter how smart you are, you can’t do this without ancestors

Zhang: Yes

Guo : I'm going to get a bronze statue for the poor at the Tianqiao Square at the door.

Zhang: Ah

Guo: I'll ask and settle the account, one and a half million

Zhang: It’s too expensive

Guo: I did the math later, and I could have done it for a hundred yuan

Zhang: What should I do? Here

Guo: Buy 100 yuan of scrap bricks to build a stage

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Let’s put on makeup for Mr. Zhang. Stand there.

Zhang: Is that what you mean?

Guo: Yes, I have to take off my glasses

Zhang: I’m so tired and panicked

Guo: I’m tired of working shifts. I’m working shifts with Mr. Wang Wenlin and Mr. Wang

Zhang: This is the same as the black mana

Guo: Hey, yes, yes, yes, yes, In a word, you must know this old man in your heart

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Ever since Mr. Don’t Be Afraid of Being Poor perfected cross talk, it has been passed down from generation to generation until cross talk. During the years of Bade, cross talk reached a very prosperous position

Zhang: It is relatively large-scale

Guo: Back then, there were a group of actors of the German generation, the most famous It's the Eight Virtues of Crosstalk, and the door leader is called Yu Delong.

Zhang: Hey, yes

Guo: Staring at Yuzi, he yelled, why? He is a banner man, and he said Well, this man has big eyes, and he is scared when he stares at them

Zhang: Oh

Guo: The door to this room is long, and there is this heartthrob, Li Dechen

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Zhang Dequan

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Liu Dezhi

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Ma Delu

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Guo Degang

Zhang: No

Guo: Xu Deliang

Zhang: Cough

Guo: Zhang Dewu

Zhang: Huh

Guo: Quanjude, ah

Zhang: This one at the back None

Guo: This is our new model this year

Zhang: There is also a 2005 model

Guo: The characters below the word "德" are the characters for longevity< /p>

Zhang: Hey, there is one with the character longevity

Guo: There is a cross talk master named Zhang Shouchen

Zhang: Hey, there is one

Guo: That's your master

Zhang: Master

Guo: Zhang Shouchen, Li Shouzeng

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Yin Shoushan

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Zhang: Yes

Guo: Live and suffer

Zhang: No

Guo: Live has passed away, so I will suffer

< p>Zhang: Well, those with the character longevity

Guo: Those with the character longevity below are those with the character treasure

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Those with the character treasure are full of talents.

>Zhang: A large number of people with Baozi

Guo: Crosstalk master Hou Baolin

Zhang: They are of that generation

Guo: Stand-up king Liu Baorui

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Sun Baocai

Zhang: Both

Guo: Wang Baosen

Zhang: Oh, then None

Guo: Jia Baoyu, Li Baoku, these are all

Zhang: None of these

Guo: They are all talking about cross talk, Baozi, these are all Yes

Zhang: Continue further

Guo: The characters below Bao are written characters

Zhang: They are from our generation

Guo: Zhang Wenshun, Wang Wenlin, Xing Wenzhao, Li Wenshan, Liu Wenheng, Wei Wenliang

Zhang: Tianjin

Guo: Chongwenmen, Mosquito Incense, ah these

Zhang: The Chongwenmen one is too big

Guo: Mr. Chong, this is an old man

Zhang: An old man

Guo: There are many famous people. , there have been many masters

Zhang: There are so many generations

Guo: But the cross talk has been very sluggish in recent years

Zhang: Ah

Guo: The superstar has fallen, and many seniors have passed away

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Mr. Wang Shichen passed away

Zhang: Oops

Guo: This is a giant in the cross talk world

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Mr. Ma Ji’s words, Wang Shichen is the cross talk giant in my heart

< p>Zhang: Hey

Guo: What a great master

Zhang: That’s true

Guo: Our backstage Mr. Li Wenshan belongs to Mr. Wang Gaozu

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Wang Shichen, with such great ability, died

Zhang: Yes

Guo: They were taken to Babaoshan and burned on fire, leaving nothing behind

Zhang: Really?

Guo: Liu Wenheng passed away, his belly is so spacious

Zhang: Yes

Guo: It’s over once it’s burned down

Zhang: That’s

Guo: Guo Quanbao

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Such a great artist was set on fire

Zhang: Let’s see

Guo: Is there any difference?

Zhang: No way

Guo: It’s okay now

Zhang: What’s wrong

Guo: The Beijing Municipal Government has issued regulations prohibiting roadside barbecues

Zhang: Two different things

Guo: It’s a good thing for the cross talk industry

Zhang: Well, you said those were mutton skewers

Guo: It’s not for our sake Ah

Zhang: No

Guo: I went to see Mr. Guo Quanbao before his death

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Boy, do your best

Zhang: Yes

Guo: I’m done. I said don’t say this, you can live. Alas, we are all doing this , I know in my heart, where are the fools? They can’t survive. Come on, that’s what it means. You guys work hard. Go back and tell Wenshun and ask him to wait for me.

Zhang: I Ah, don't be busy

Guo: I didn't go, this guy didn't go, he didn't listen to the old man, you know?

Zhang: My legs are not good, I can't catch the train

< p>Guo: Isn’t it? It’s delayed. It’s delayed.

Zhang: He looks younger. He has good legs and feet. If he can’t keep it together, he ran ahead of me

Guo: Really? Xu Deliang is like that

Zhang: Anyway, the new German characters are dangerous

Guo: Hahahaha, if you are not in good health, talk less

Zhang: You won’t let me You have nothing to do

Guo: Don’t start a fight with me, it’s inappropriate to hurt you

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Everyone likes to hear cross talk with us I love talking about cross talk, but nowadays cross talk is in a very awkward position

Zhang: Where is it?

Guo: There are many reasons for this

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Our current place is called Tianqiao. Back then, Tianqiao was famous all over the world.

Zhang: That’s true

Guo: How many capable people are here? There are so many street performers

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Everyone here points out that street performers can eat and support their families

Zhang: Ah

Guo: It won’t work today, why?

Zhang: Why

Guo: We have studied this matter

Zhang: Oh< /p>

Guo: Let’s discuss it

Zhang: Let’s talk

Guo: For example, in the past, here was an overpass, and there was a place called Shanjiankou next to it

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Zhang: Yes, right here at the intersection

Guo: Here at the entrance of the mountain stream, Shanjiankou was a human market in the past

Zhang: Speaking of jargon, there is a teahouse there, then Call Chan'er up

Guo: When you get up in the morning, these hardworking people, with shovels and poles, are waiting here for work

Zhang: Yes, they are all concentrated there.

Guo: For example, people will come later to unload trucks at Yongdingmen Railway Station

Zhang: Ah

Guo: It takes four people to unload eight trucks< /p>

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Two yuan per person

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Are you going, you, you? You you

Zhang: Yes, four people are saving now

Guo: Come on, follow me. Just follow after you get your things

Zhang: Hey

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Guo: Come here, even in the twelfth lunar month of winter, you have to take off your shirt and unload the car. The unloading is finished. For example, at 1:30 in the afternoon, the unloading is finished.

Zhang: It’s finished. After finishing the work

Guo: Each person walked back with two dollars

Zhang: I gave him the money at that time

Guo: I won’t go back if there is another job< /p>

Zhang: Then why

Guo: These two dollars are enough to live on

Zhang: Oh

Guo: Hold on to the money and go Go back and go to the overpass to find a small bathhouse to take a bath

Zhang: There is one here, towards the west of the mountain stream mouth

Guo: The small bathhouse is not always clean, because these people use it every day It's coal, and all the coal ash fell into the pond

Zhang: How dark the pond was

Guo: It was said that it could prick your feet if you stepped on it

Zhang: Yes

Guo: The guys carry the coal out one after another with cold cloths

Zhang: That’s not possible

Guo: Just rub it here Calling to the waiter

Zhang: What’s up

Guo: Across the road, there’s a small restaurant named Ershipu

Zhang: Yes, there’s a teahouse and a restaurant

< p>Guo: Let’s get a dime of wine

Zhang: Oh, a dime’s drink

Guo: One cent is enough to drink. I can give you four and a half kilograms.

Zhang: Dei (three sounds of dei)

Guo: If you want a soft-boiled pork slice, you need a lot of sauce, and a bowl of white slices* costs 8 taels. In the past, the name was different from now. Different

Zhang: Sixteen taels per catty

Guo: Half a catty of this bowl of noodles

Zhang: Eighty taels and half a catty

Guo: After washing, I came out of the pool and made a pot of rice. The food also came. I drank the wine and ate the meat slices, including cucumber slices and fungus. After I finished the wine, I picked up the plate. Why should I eat it? Juice, mix it with noodles and eat it

Zhang: Mix it with noodles

Guo: Pour it in and mix it up and eat it. When you are full, drink tea here and lie down on the bed. I slept until about two o'clock, then came out and walked around the overpass

Zhang: Take a walk on the overpass

Guo: Two points for looking here, five points for looking here, and a big walk around , it was already getting dark, so I took the pancakes with me and went to look for a bean juice stall.

Zhang: Oh, the bean juice seller

Guo: Here are two bowls of bean juice. Pickles are free

Zhang: Eat as much as you like

Guo: Peel off the cake and dip it inside, then eat it for yourself. This meal is considered full

< p>Zhang: Let's see

Guo: I bought a cabbage for my family, two pounds of noodles, one pound of stick noodles and one pound of white noodles, steamed steamed buns with stick noodles, and boiled white noodles in Guanyuan soup. They are all ready. Come to this garden

Zhang: This garden used to be called Xiaoxiao

Guo: Peking opera was sung here in the past

Zhang: Liang Yiming

< p>Guo: Tianqiao Ma Lianliang and Liang Yiming sing in this garden

Zhang: Zhang Baohua and Zhang Baorong

Guo: Go to the door and pay two cents for a ticket to listen to a play

Zhang: Hey, listen all night

Guo: After listening, I went home and threw my things there. The family was cooking cabbage and making hot soup noodles. It was time for me to go to bed.

Get up in the morning, come out from Da's house, and run to the mouth of the mountain stream

Zhang: Also run to the mouth of Zhushi City

Guo: How much does the big cake cost?

Zhang :The big cake is 121 pounds

Guo: Let’s take half a catty of big cake and a bowl of oil residue

Zhang: Oil residue

Guo: The greasy residue that I used to stew, it’s a big bowl, you can add more soup as you like

Zhang: Yes

Guo: I don’t think it’s oily enough, so I’m bastardizing the soup on the side

Zhang: Yes, please give me some Bian'er soup

Guo: After eating like this, after eating and drinking enough, I went to the mouth of the mountain stream to wait for work to come. It's easy to unload the truck. That's fine.

There are a large number of such idle people every day

Zhang: That’s why Tianqiao has such a big market

Guo: This is why it was so popular in the first place

Zhang: Yes

Guo: And the most important thing is that the artists back then all had special skills

Zhang: Those are all

Guo: Picking out cakes from the ground Get the thief on the opposite side

Zhang: The most important thing is to give me money after you listen

Guo: I stand here and you stand there and listen, and you will only give me money after listening

< p>Zhang: Yes

Guo: Just turn around and leave

Zhang: It’s different from now

Guo: Buy the tickets and enter the venue now, no You deserve to be taken away without any refund

Zhang: Oh

Zhang: Yes, the four hundred and eighty-one ticket has been advertised. It’s not good if you buy it. What if it’s not good< /p>

Guo: Stop talking about this

Zhang: Did you say that?

Guo: Trapping me into being unkind and unjust is enough for my popularity now. You You're still trying to bully me

Zhang: That's it anyway

Guo: In a word, give people real things

Guo: You can't lie to people

Zhang: Of course

Guo: Nowadays, not only the cross talk world, but also our society is full of fake things

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Smoking fake cigarettes and drinking fake wine

Zhang: Look

Guo: Watch fake football and listen to fake singing

Zhang: Ha

< p>Guo: Wearing a fake brand name and a fake hood

Zhang: Ha

Guo: The only bastard in the world is real, and he is called a turtle

Zhang: This is also fake

Guo: It can’t be done

Zhang: Look

Guo: It can’t be done. The cross talk artists received different blows

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Right after liberation, we asked for new cross talk

Zhang: We asked for new shows

Guo: You said this is what he did in primary school, and you asked him to learn new things when he is forty or fifty years old

Zhang: They are uneducated

Guo : It’s very difficult. Some old gentlemen have no choice but to talk about the so-called sideline cross talk on the stage.

Zhang: Yes

Guo: But, I’m worried

Zhang: Oh

Guo: The working group will come at some time

Zhang: There will be an inspection

Guo: An eyeliner must be arranged at the door

Zhang: What is it for?

Guo: Take a look, the working group is here

Zhang: How is it

Guo: Come back soon< /p>

Zhang: The jargon is called Tiaokaner

Guo: The wings are in, and the steel is strong

Zhang: What does this mean?

< p>Guo: Just say that the working group is here, change to something else

Zhang: Change to something good

Guo: But the old gentleman doesn’t know anything else. I heard it, half of it, what should I do?

Zhang: Why half of it

Guo: If you have a way, lower your voice and say it in a low voice

Zhang: Keep your voice down

Guo: I got criticized in the end

Zhang: That's not true

Guo: Keep your voice down, and if you don't speak well, you can't do this either. This is the early days of liberation

Zhang: The early days of liberation

Guo: During the Cultural Revolution, it was unprecedented. Not only cross talk, but also the entire art world was affected

Zhang : The whole society suffered a catastrophe

Guo: All the famous people were hit

Zhang: That’s not true

Guo: Of course, I was young at that time Some cross talk actors are still very motivated

Zhang: Yes

Guo: We have a senior named Wang Shuangfu who sings Allegro and Taiping lyrics and talks about cross talk

Zhang: Yes

Guo: In the Tianjin Hongqiao District Folk Art Troupe

Zhang: Oh

Guo: The whole troupe meeting criticized counterrevolution

Zhang: Ah

Guo: Wang Shuangfu went up to the table right away

Zhang: Go up and express his position

Guo: We are determined to fight the counterrevolution to the end

Zhang: Oh, okay

Guo: The first one on the list is announced, the great counterrevolutionary

Zhang: Who

Guo: Wang Benlin, he

Dad

Zhang: Huh

Guo: Wang Shuangfu hit the table and it fell down

Zhang: Cough

Guo: This is It was a very helpless thing at the time

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Ma Zhiming. Mr. Ma followed his father, and cross talk master Ma Sanli was sent to the southern suburbs of Tianjin

Zhang: Yes Went to the farm

Guo: The living conditions are very hard. I can’t even eat enough. Thanks to the clever young master,

Zhang: How is it?

Guo : Stealing radishes from fellow villagers

Zhang: He was also forced to have no choice

Guo: After reconnaissance, there was a radish cellar. He unscrewed the door and went in by himself, loading it into his arms. Tianjin Specialty green radish

Zhang: Wei Qing'er

Guo: One, two, three, just pretending. As soon as the cellar door opened, a person came in. I was frightened. If I catch this, I will die. It’s your fate

Zhang: Yes, fellow countryman is here

Guo: Lower your head quickly. This master came in to collect the radishes and touched Ma Zhiming’s head. It doesn't look like it at first glance. Where can there be such a thing in a radish tassel? The young master groaned and the master ran out.

Zhang: Scared away

Guo: After waiting for a long time but nothing happened, Mr. Ma came out. He looked left and right and saw that no one was watching. Then he realized, where are you going to eat?

Zhang: Where are you going to eat?

Guo: Find a deserted place. It would be a big sin for anyone to see you stealing carrots and eating them

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Let’s run to the toilet

Zhang: Oh, the latrine

Guo: When I came to the toilet, there was no one there. I squatted inside and listened with my ears. While I was listening, a man came in, Xie Tianshun

Zhang : His partner

Guo: He also said cross talk. When he came in and took a look, he was relieving himself, so he squatted outside, one inside and one outside. Mr. Ma said to himself, "Go quickly, twenty." Minutes, Tianshun, Tianshun, why aren’t you leaving yet? I’ll wait for you. It’s okay. Thirty minutes have passed. Xie Tianshun reached out and took out a carrot from his pocket. Mr. Ma was happy. Just now it was You

Zhang: Look

Guo: The painful past at that time is now a joke

Zhang: Isn’t it

Guo: In the 1980s, cross talk had a revival

Zhang: The whole society also recovered

Guo: A large number of actors came to the stage one after another

Zhang: Oh

Guo: But now there are also a large number of people other than cross talk actors who have sneaked into our circle under various excuses

Zhang: At that time, there was a shortage of people for cross talk, and there was a shortage of people

Guo: What should I do? Those who have never learned it will dare to join in after just saying a few words. This group of people at that time has become the mainstay now< /p>

Zhang: There is such a group of people

Guo: Why is the cross talk not good? Mr. Zhang said it

Zhang: How did you say that

Guo: The practitioners in our cross talk industry are very complicated

Zhang: Yes, the threshold for this industry is too low

Guo: Many people travel from south to north, and some of them make money. There are those who don’t make money, of course, and there are those who stay and perform in the theater

Zhang: There are also those who stick to their positions

Guo: For example, there is Mr. Sun Baocai in the Beijing teahouse

Zhang: Uncle Sun, has been performing in the teahouse

Guo: over ninety years old, still performing on the stage

Zhang: just in the Lao She Teahouse

Guo: Performing double act, he is over 90 years old. Comrade Yang Shangkun personally received him at that time

Zhang: The then president of the country

Guo: After shaking hands, Mr. Yang Go this way, Uncle Sun turned around and asked other actors

Zhang: How?

Guo: Who is this person

Zhang: Who

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Guo: He said this person is Yang Shangkun, oh, who’s disciple?

Zhang: Hey, I don’t know what this Yang Shangkun is doing

Guo: Everyone, just explain, don’t That's nonsense. That's the president of the country. Oh, I said he didn't call him senior brother

Zhang: Look

Guo: It's true

Zhang: He is an old artist at this age

Guo: He is over 90 years old, but although he said he is sticking to his position, there is one thing.

Zhang: How is it

Guo: This performance is for a tour group

Zhang

: Lao Yan

Guo: The old man has been saying one paragraph for eight years. If he wants to change it, the theater will not let him

Zhang: No

Guo : It can only be a name in name only

Zhang: Yes

Guo: This is not a good thing for cross talk

Zhang: It is a bigger loss

Guo: Really?

Zhang: Yes

Guo: So later, we also proposed that if cross talk wants to prosper again, it must return to the theater

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Zhang: Ah

Guo: In 1996, we first proposed this concept and started this activity in the same year. After us, in 1998, Mr. Yu Baolin from Tianjin A cross talk conference was also launched. In 2003, other cross talk actors in Beijing finally started talking about cross talk in theaters. At this point, it should be said that Mr. Zhang and we are the initiators of this matter

Zhang: Don’t say that

Guo: It was very difficult at the beginning

Zhang: It was also difficult

Guo: We are three people doing a cross talk convention. Together with Li Jing, we are the young gang leader of the beggar gang in the background, big-eyed Li Jing. Starting at two o'clock, Mr. Zhang will talk about an hour of stand-up comedy, and I will talk about an hour of stand-up comedy

Zhang: It’s been two hours

Guo: Let’s go down and rest for a while. Li Jing goes out to sing banzi

Zhang: Hey

Guo: They all sing big songs, boring boring boring singing It’s over, let’s go out and talk about a couple

Zhang: Let’s talk about the pair again

Guo: After talking about the pair, call Li Jing up again, and the three of us will talk about a group< /p>

Zhang: Yes

Guo: Acting like this every day for several months, hey, he was so stunned that he didn’t even turn his head

Zhang: It was also a run-in

Guo: Later, we worked hard year by year and gradually expanded our team

Zhang: There were more and more people

Guo: Just now We were also very embarrassed at the beginning

Zhang: Yes

Guo: At least there was only one audience member in the audience

Zhang: Look

< p>Guo: Even if we have an audience, we can act correctly

Zhang: Hey

Guo: Mr. Xing Wenzhao opened the show that day

Zhang: Yes

Guo: On the platform, there was one person on the stage and another person on the ground. Halfway through, the old man’s cell phone rang

Zhang: Ah

Guo: When Mr.

Zhang: Then why

Guo: There are many more people backstage than you. You can’t run away if the door is closed and a fight begins

Zhang: I’m in a hurry.

Guo: We have experienced heavy snowfall and heavy rain in the twelfth lunar month of winter

Zhang: Yes

Guo: We have experienced all kinds of weather

Zhang: Yes

Guo: As long as people listen to us, we will tell you that one year when it was our turn to perform at Guangde Building, it was freezing cold and there were not even dogs on the fence. No

Zhang: Ah

Guo: All the actors came to the door, holding boards, and called people inside. We have also had this day< /p>

Zhang: Yes

Guo: After so much