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Talk about cheating messages on April Fool's Day in 2020.

1. I sent you this short message for a dime to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime message is my birthday present to you. Don't forget to invite me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Good horse, it has four legs, the sea is full of water, and the fool who looks at the mobile phone is grinning!

I'm going to invite you to dinner. Do you want to come? Tell me quickly. Say it. After reading the text message, the time limit has passed! Happy April Fool's Day!

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns. Is it fun to toss and turn?

5. Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is full of bad colors. Please take it off immediately and throw it in the toilet to ensure safety. Very good, very good! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. The big sand melon is wet with mud, with white and black mud as bait at night, deep-rooted ice wine as wet, and wet mud as lazy at night. Wash the monkey on the stand and watch the fragrant wine wet with mud. If the mud cuts the monkey to show love, chopsticks will make the tree happy April Fool's Day, do you know my mind?

8. Romantic in my heart, every day is Valentine's Day; Be grateful, every day is Thanksgiving; Get up early and get greedy, every day is labor day; I can fool you. Every day is carnival and April Fool's Day. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Toad wanted to chase the swan, and the swan said disdainfully, if I grew up like you, I would have died long ago. Toad whispered that the pig was still alive and well. Hearing this, the pig said indignantly, I was just reading the text message. Who do I want to piss off?

10. I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed. Day after day, today is your good day. You must not forget that today is your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. Having known you for so long, you should know your place in my heart. Except for you, everyone else is a pile of shit in my eyes, but you are different because you are two piles. Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart! Happy April Fool's Day!

13. Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Being stupid is also an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you stupid at work, stupid in ability, stupid in life, and stupid soon!

14. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

15. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day!

16. Dear users, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

17. Recently, the wind was very tight, and the original bank robbery plan was suspended. The boss told you not to act rashly lest the police suspect you. Specific boot time and other notifications. Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

18. Dear mobile users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city. Bonus 10000 RMB. Please take * * * to any bank to get it. Password: Don't move. Happy April Fool's Day!

19. The wolf came and the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: the big pig blocked the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1. tips for self-test of vital capacity: bend your head and inhale sharply after farting, and then observe whether people around you smell peculiar smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman! Happy April Fool's Day!

22. This is the last short message I can send on my mobile phone. I finally left the most precious thing to you, because there is a sentence I have always wanted to say to you, but I didn't say it-help me recharge!

23. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you! Happy April Fool's Day!

24. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when others ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers nothing. Have you heard this story? Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Notice: There will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes! Remember! Happy April Fool's Day!

26. Urgent notice: Polygamy will be resumed from now on, and those who remain monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years and fined. Hope to comply with it! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. One day, we came to a wishing pool. I bent down and made a wish, and then threw a coin into the well. You wanted to make a wish, but when you bent down, you accidentally fell into the well. I was startled and muttered, How clever!

28. Did the wind really get into my eyes? Did you really break my heart? I really cried! Why ... Tears can't stop flowing, and there is an unknown pain, you damn onion!

29. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together. Emotionally, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you! Happy April Fool's Day!

30. I feel familiar with you for so long. You are a special, special, special, special, rare and extremely stupid person, and you are so cute, hee hee, don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1. I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed. Happy April Fool's Day!

32. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

33. China mobile communication users: Recently, due to debugging the network, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please drop it as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times. Happy April Fool's Day! Dear users: Your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

34. Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. You climbed up and said, after all, you have a good life. Even the cesspit smells good.

35. Through deep observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to cross the eastern time and space and meet you face to face. Today, I want to tell you the truth: I love you, CCTV!

I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I don't like famous pigs, but I like fools. This is a matter of success or failure. Only a fool will be reading this poem if you don't believe it. Happy April Fool's Day

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is and how hot the fire is, I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Happy April Fool's Day!

Fool's day deceives people

April Fool's Day deceptive sentence

1. Dear users, your phone bill balance is less than 0. 1 yuan. Please pay the phone bill in the near future: selling children, women, rice, iron, houses, land and wives. Thank you for your cooperation! China Telecom. Happy April Fool's Day! 2. Every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere; Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night; Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day deceptive sentence

0 1 Jin and a half Erguotou, two-year-old veteran in love, three-year-old beggar gambler smoker, four-year-old liar thief. This person is young and promising, and when he grows up, his IQ is low. I know that this person is you, but I still insist on reading it. Admire! Admire!

Your gentleness is like an angel coquetry, your beauty is like a stunning peacock, your thoughtfulness is like rheumatism cream on your heart, and your eyes are like lovely giant pandas!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because you are stupid. Happy April Fool's Day!

Your influence is so extensive, so great, so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

Crying, silly and happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you have to remember that when a pig reaches a certain weight, it will be slaughtered on April Fool's Day.

Notice: April Fool's Day is here. April 1, all the sentences you received are false, with the opposite meaning. Please pay attention. The following is the first one: You are a handsome public lover with a beautiful face and a good figure!

Time is really wonderful. Recently, due to the strong solar ions, there will be no signal in the sun. Don't panic. Please put your other hand over your head to block out the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!

You have high blood pressure, high blood lipid and low position. No speech at the conference, no speech at the meeting, prostatitis. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is outstanding. Ha ha! Happy April Fool's Day!

Call you an idiot, you can read, call you an idiot, you will be angry, call you an idiot, you will answer, call you a log, and you will look at your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

The protagonist of Father's Day is father's love; The protagonist of Mother's Day is maternal love; The protagonist of Children's Day is very cute; But the protagonist of April Fool's Day is U, and the director is me! Happy April Fool's Day! Sentences about April Fool's Deception

03 1. God knew you were thirsty and created water. God knew you were hungry and created rice. God knows you have no lovely friends, so he created me. However, God knows that there is no fool in the world, and he created you by the way.

Someone told me that "you are as smart as a pig", and I was furious after listening to it! ! I know you! ! What an insult! I'm sorry about that pig!

3. When the Tang Priest took a short rest with his three disciples, Tang Priest went to Pig Bajie and took a look. He said angrily, "You pig head, you still have leisure to read sentences!"

Please go to the nearest telephone pole and shout "My illness is saved" to the wild advertisement above.

Last night, I dreamed that you fell into a stinking cesspit. After climbing up, you said: after all, you have a good life, and even the cesspit smells good. April Fool's Day message blessing in 2020 _ April Fool's Day SMS

1, honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, Are you a brother? Brother did it! Happy April Fool's Day!

I've been wanting to say three words to you for a long time, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even do it, but I can't help it. I still want to say: borrow some money!

4. The weather is getting worse and worse, and I am worried about you; Cover it at night, be careful that your feet are frozen; Eating bones will supplement calcium; Don't scold me, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, whether you want to be fooled today or not! Only once a year, no matter the whole or the whole is an ordinary day in happy event!

6. A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty! Happy April Fool's Day!

7. I am a lonely tree. For thousands of years, I have been standing on the side of the road, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

8. Shall we date? Please grant my sincere request! Because I really want to go for a walk with you and listen to the sound of the sea, I will take you to climb the highest stone near Shanghai and kick you down.

9. Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!

10, "Zhu" short message, "fool" is not stupid, hiding great wisdom, how many stupid birds can "people" see? "Festival" is sweet and wonderful, "fast" is happy, and "music" is a little joke to enjoy happiness!

1 1. If you were a comet, I would see you every night; If you are a meteor, I will wait for you every night; It's a pity that you are a gorilla, so I have to buy a ticket to see you in the zoo! Happy April Fool's Day!

12, be very careful today, be careful when you walk or talk, please be careful when you ask your friends, distinguish between true and false promises, and be careful in everything to avoid being laughed at. April Fool's Day is coming, you must not be careless!

13, your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, your connotation is impressive, and your coolness is amazing, so we respectfully call you Mei Chuan Neiku! Happy April Fool's Day!

14, April Fool's Day three from four virtues: from the recent beginning, from the closest relationship, from the best temper; Students can be fooled, colleagues can be fooled, close friends can be teased and lovers can be entertained.

15, I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried: whose dog is nobody's business?

16, your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping position is sweet and innocent, your life is more leisurely than a fairy, and it's not bad to be a pig!

17, April Fool's Day is not only a fool, but also a blessing; April Fool's Day is not only cheating, but also greeting. April fool's day is not only fun, but also sincere; April Fool's Day, when you are stupid, I sincerely wish you progress.

18, April Fool's Day is here. When you meet an acquaintance, you should hang up, when you meet a beautiful woman, you should be polite when you meet a boss, protect yourself when you meet a friend, smile when you meet your family, and finally show the fox's tail when you catch you.

19. We have an appointment to have dinner together at noon. I'll call you when your figure disappears for two hours. Dear users, the number you dialed does not have a mobile phone. Goodbye. I suddenly remembered that today is April Fool's Day, and my heart collapsed at that time!

20, let go and enliven today, the rules are put aside. A gentleman can go to the beam, and a villain can go out of the wall. The second child's heart lit up and the third entered the room. Realize all your dreams, and friends will lie to you without consulting. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, you are as angry as an angel; You dance like a swan stretching yourself; You walk like a mandarin duck doing sports. Your charm hides a knife, and your charm is better than a cat; To tell the truth, you are as beautiful as a demon! Happy April Fool's Day!

22. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime. It's really hard to be a man! But you'll be fine. You are right and innocent. I envy you! Happy April Fool's Day!

23, April Fool's Day is coming, you fools have fun together, be a fool to entertain yourself, and fools entertain others to please themselves; Stupid at work, stupid at thinking, stupid at wealth, stupid at life, enjoying the happiness of stupid water, and endless happiness and stupid taste!

Today is April Fool's Day. Yu Ji wishes you happiness, ignorance, love, truth, gold, wealth and health.

25, nothing can be done, happiness can't be done; Nothing can be given, nor can blessings be given; Any festival is ok, but today's festival really belongs to you. Happy April Fool's Day!

26. When you think, you are a thinker. When you walk, you are a sun walker. At work, you are a street sweeper. When you are in love, you are the third party. When you are stupid, you are cheated. Happy April Fool's Day!

27, I invite you to dinner! Is your mind full of moving exclamation points or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never lie to you. Please leave me alone, believe it or not.

28. People say you are all thumbs. I believe that fools are blessed. People say you are a fool, and I believe wishful thinking can sometimes come true. People say you are stupid and ignorant. I know cleverness is your magic weapon!

29. It is said that meteors are responsive! I would like to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me, breaking the silence of the night sky for me, and then let it fall on your sleeping pillow and kill you! Happy April Fool's Day!

30. Be grateful to the noble people in your life, remember to thank the people you loved, strive for the people you really love, make friends with the people you can trust, and silently send blessings to the stupid people around you: Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, good flower season is in full bloom, good words come every day, good things are in front of us, good luck is often picked, good intentions are not bad, good dreams are planted at night, good information is arranged, and kind-hearted boundless love is rich. If everything is thought over, you'd better be a fool and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

32. You have seen it or not, but April Fool's Day is there, which is both pleasant and pleasant. No matter whether you hide or not, the tricks are all there, overwhelming; Believe it or not, you will be fooled. Be happy first. Silently being whole, fighting back.

33. You are handsome and generous, you talk elegantly, you are a leader in the crowd, you are a heartthrob in the crowd, today is April Fool's Day, no matter how you lie, God will forgive me, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From now on, you will live a carefree and happy life because of stupidity.

35. The animal world is wonderful. Lions roar and birds crow. Zebra antelope is eating grass, and bears and elephants are fooling around. Rabbits bully turtles and always want to race with them. Only the tortoise is silent, turn on the phone and watch the fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

36. As the saying goes, fools are destined for the vernal equinox. Everything suddenly fools people, awakens hibernating creatures and tells them that spring comes from their own hearts. Don't be too proud of fools, and don't be too sad to be fooled. All purposes are happy, happy to enjoy the fool! Happy April Fool's Day!

37 years old, a pair of eyes, cheeks painted red. Two packs of salt in his hand and a pack of cigarettes in his mouth. When the police saw that martial law was going to be imposed, the hospital took you for a physical examination. People say that your brain is smoking, and you say that you perform on holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

38. On April Fool's Day, people are stupid and laugh happily. Do everything possible to prevent traps. If you fall for it, you shouldn't. Cheating money and cheating can't be played, and obeying the law is the most important thing. Reflect the truth, goodness and beauty in the world, and you and I are happy. Happy April Fool's Day!

39, male correction, in high spirits, wearing a big thick makeup. Long beard, bright head, confused and disappointed. Panic, hurry, look around frequently. Don't panic, don't be nervous, this is the festival! April Fool's Day is coming. Have fun!

40. Today is April Fool's Day, so you should be careful. Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

4 1, according to your birthday, you are sure to make a windfall today. Blow an explosive hairstyle first, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street and say please. Happy April Fool's Day!

42. I really miss you. I'll call you. Your smile, your shame, your kindness, last year today, you brought us laughter. Today is April Fool's Day, I won't fool you, I'll just watch. Happy April Fool's Day!

43. People say you are stupid. You are filial to your parents, sincere to others, unfaithful to the opposite sex and selfless in your work. This kind of character is really commendable, and everyone praises you for your kindness. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

44. I want to see the sea with you but I can't grasp the unpredictable future; I want to climb the mountain with you, but I am full of confusion about my ideal; I want to wander with you but I can't reach the paradise of happiness; I wanted to go shopping with you, but the police refused. He said, don't walk the dog! Happy April Fool's Day!

April/April 1 April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all your troubles and worries and hide your happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

April 1 April Fool's Day, the person who is fooled the most is the person with the most friends, the person who is fooled the most is the cleverest and naughty person, the person who is not fooled is the most respected person, and the person who does not want to fool others is the most caring person. No matter who you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

47. There are many jokes on April Fool's Day. There are acid and vinegar in honey and pineapple in coffee. There are cockroaches on the desk and fake snakes in the cupboard; All kinds of jokes have scales, and they don't elaborate when they are surprised; Jokes are about friendship, and relaxation has many benefits; April Fool's Day wishes you happiness!

48. April Fool's Day has arrived and the gas field has been lifted; Playing with people or entertaining yourself is for fun; See through the cost-effective, looking at a leisurely smile; If I am really caught, I won't be angry or laugh. A mystery: friends gather in all directions, cherish April Fool's Day, fool you into liking it, and fool you into being happy.

49. It is predicted that your IQ index, punchline, facial distortion, prevention and harassment probability will increase by 50%, 50% and 50% respectively in Gao Qi. Generally speaking, your chances of being cheated will soar by 250%, and April Fool's Day is coming. May you use 250- feeling 100% happiness.

50, April Fool's Day, it is better to play silly with you! May your income be silly every year, your mood be silly every day, your family be silly, your opportunities silly, your friendship silly, your wealth silly day by day, your good fortune beyond your dreams, your fame and fortune silly, your wisdom silly, your luck silly, your happiness silly and your life silly.

April Fool's Day prank SMS April Fool's Day SMS

You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my baby; You are my intestine, you are my stomach, and you are my constant comfort; You are my hand, you are my back, you are the back of my hand; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!

Borrow clothes from Baiyun and wings from a bird, and you are the angel's brother-birdman! Happy April Fool's Day!

Because some people will deliberately listen to a song, and you have surpassed the meaning of a song to me. I've been thinking about you recently, and I can't help telling you the name of that song-pig song! Don't think too much. Happy April Fool's Day.

Teacher: "Use Yushu to make sentences." Student: "A well-proportioned person just sent a short message." Teacher: "Be a beautiful animal again." Student: "A beautiful lady received a short message." Hehe, happy April Fool's Day!

Your quality is as strong as plum blossom, your personality is as subtle as glacier, you have convincing connotation, and you are amazingly cool, so we respectfully call you "Mei Chuan Inner Cool"! Happy April Fool's Day!

The first part: the wise SHEN WOO, commander in chief of 100,000 navy divisions in Tianhe Town; The bottom line: charming, ignoring the 3,000 fairy Zhong Chang 'e's horizontal approval: Happy Bajie Festival! Idiot, what do you think of the couplets written by my grandson? Happy April Fool's Day!

Do you have a TV there? Watch CCTV 1, the White House was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police blocked the whole Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured,1/people were missing … 1 people were cheated! Happy holidays!

It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell; Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and cross the rubicon is a decisive battle; Romance is romance, giving up one's life for righteousness is dedication; If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

Send you a basket of fruits: a gourd like your figure, a watermelon like your face, a strawberry like your nose, a litchi like your youth bean, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body fragrance! Happy April Fool's Day!

Don't think that building a city is settlement; Don't think that sowing seeds is a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At a critical moment, such as today, on this special day, you are my first thought.

A person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Wish you a happy holiday!

The wind lifts your long hair, and you look more natural and unrestrained! The waves beat your feet, and you look more innocent! You face the morning glow in the east, just like a spray! It's hard to see that you are a fool if you are not an acquaintance! Happy April Fool's Day!

There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

When something happens, I will be so busy that I will be dizzy; When I'm fine, I'm bored; My favorite thing to do is to miss you and send you messages, because another fool has seen my news.

April Fool's Day, 1, I will send you a happy tiger to make you happy to play with you, and I will also send you a happy tiger to accompany you to the end of happiness. Do you want to be a fool on April Fool's Day, believe it or not? Happy April Fool's Day!

I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not appropriate. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

I wrote this poem on a whim. This poem is known to many people in the world. I don't like famous pigs, but I like fools. This is a matter of success or failure. Fools know that if you don't believe it, fools will be reading this poem. Happy April Fool's Day

After in-depth observation, I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through the eastern time and space, face to face with you, get a legal report and tell the truth: I love you, CCTV!

You hate me, who let me live on the earth? You think I am ugly. Who can't compare me with you? You think I'm stupid. Who let today be April Fool's Day? Would you like to spend April Fool's Day with me, an ugly and stupid person?