What are some self-deprecating sentences about being heartless?

1. I am a typical "optimist": I feel silly and happy as soon as I open my eyes in the morning. I don't care that there is an English test today and I haven't reviewed well; I don't want my father to go on a business trip and my mother tonight. I work overtime, how do I get my dinner done? I met Xiaofei on the way to school and quickly greeted him, but he rolled his eyes at me and ignored me at all. I racked my brains to remember: Yesterday afternoon, in order to fight against the injustice, he and I had We had a fight! You see, I am such a heartless person.

2. I used to take out my heart and soul, but now I am heartless!

3. More important than the three views are the five senses.

4. Don’t miss your sister. Sister takes off your makeup and asks you to vomit blood.

5. If my face is considered a mixed-race person, it is at most a mixed-race person from Vietnam and Cambodia.

6. I spend all my time losing weight except eating, and you still say I don’t have perseverance?

7. I am grateful for my eyes. No matter how small or squinted, I can still see the sunrise, sunset, flowers blooming and withering.

8. I am not single, there is a girl with a hard drive accompanying me.

9. Life is full of ups and downs. . . . . . . .

10. My mud is spread out nicely and I don’t need your support.

11. Thank you to those who knocked me down. It feels so comfortable to lie down.

12. A hero does not care about the way out, and a rogue does not care about his age.

13. Wherever you fall, lie down and take a nap.

14. There are two reasons why I am an older leftover girl: first, no one can look down on me; second, no one can look down on me.

15. The reason why I am single: I used to like someone; now I like someone.

16. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

Good words:

(1) Self-mockery?

Pinyin [zì wǒ jiě cháo]

Basic meaning: use words or Act to cover up or justify ridicule.

Source: "Jie Mo" by Yang Xiong of the Han Dynasty: "During the reign of Emperor Ai, Dingfu Dong Xian was in charge of affairs, and those who attached themselves to Li started their fortunes to two thousand stones. At that time, Xiong Fang created "Daxuan" with his own ideas. Shou, Bo Ruye. People have the ability to laugh at the male and explain it to the mysterious. "

Example: Because he was often laughed at, he learned the skill of ~.

Synonyms: cleverness

(2) Talent and knowledge [cái shū xué qiǎn]

[Explanation] Shu: shallow. Not very talented and not very knowledgeable (mostly used as a self-effacing expression).

[Source] "Hanshu·Gu Yongzhuan": "The ministers are rotten and have little knowledge; they have no knowledge of political affairs."

(3) Ignorance

[Pronunciation][měng dǒng wú zhī]?

[Explanation] Ignorance měng dǒng wú zhī Explanation: Ignorant: Also Make a confused director. Confused, unclear; vague about things, not recognizing the essence, only superficial understanding, not knowing the truth; ignorance and ignorance have the same meaning.

[Similar meaning] Innocence

[Antonym] Clever and clever

(4) So high-spirited

[Pronunciation][hào gāo wù yuǎn]?

[Explanation] Hao: like; 雛: pursue. A metaphor for unrealistic pursuit of goals that are too high and too far.

[Source] "History of the Song Dynasty·Daoxue Biography 1·Cheng Hao Biography": "Sick scholars are tired of being humble and strive for the high and far away, and they will achieve nothing."

[Short meaning] Fraudulent

[Antonym] Travel far and near