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A woman's heart is broken.

Look at you, you look like you're joking!

Always invisible. Because I know that even if I am online, no one will talk to me.

Never deprive others of hope, maybe this is all they have.

Only after wandering from place to place can we respond to the traces left by time in our hearts.

I can't let anyone feel sorry for me. You can only learn to be cruel yourself.

Please don't feel how unforgettable you are. The smile is real, not that I'm trying to be brave.

I'm laughing at you. Your idiotic behavior is really cute. You don't know. My heart hurts.

I thought you would love me for a long time, but that was just my idea.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

It is common practice to be reluctant to part with heartache and feelings.

It takes only a moment to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

Even if I can't do it anymore, I have a feeling of not wanting to give up.

Don't let your past affect your present or future.

Give me a noble life story, so that I don't have to cry when my beloved leaves.

You can be angry, but don't take it out on me.

If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

When you are mature, you will never have the courage to love someone wholeheartedly.

Rebellious, because immature. Maturity is due to experience.

We once loved each other deeply and will become strangers in the future.

The saddest thing in the world is that two people fall in love but miss each other because of misunderstanding.

It turns out that what is superficial is not love, but the immature heart.

I love you too much to feel your harm to me.

I hate you and curse you, but I still miss you.

Without you, I will try to live a better life.

Overflowing tears, lingering love.

Separate hands can be pulled again. Separate hearts, how to reconnect.

Who is the most beautiful watchman in this life? Whose deep affection awakened the dream curtain in whose heart?

The world of mortals does not look back, like a dream, and the tender heart stays on the paper and falls into the ups and downs of the world of mortals. Life is like a play, who is outside the play and who is in the play? Who is a passer-by in whose life? Who is whose life is eternal?

Memories, just for memories.

The wound in my heart is bleeding, and the blood in my mouth is spreading.

Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you miss.

When you are angry, you will be said: Gee, you can't take a joke. I just want to say to those people: come on, I'll stab you, and you smile and say you still want it.

Love sentences that are inseparable from each other.

1, if greetings are just greetings, what's the difference between them and monkeys? In fact, the correct greeting must clearly express your concern in one sentence.

Zuo Yan: As long as you are not blind or pretending to be blind, you can understand my mind.

3. Women say that breaking up is mostly to retain and pay attention, while men say that breaking up only means one thing: breaking up.

4. Love always regrets heartache, even if you can't feel me.

I can't live without you, my favorite.

6. Life is like a flower in March, and I will miss it all my life. Come like flying flowers and disperse like smoke, and I don't know the age limit when I am drunk.

7. The people we can hurt emotionally are actually because the other person cares about us, not because we are strong; The people we can fool are those who believe in us, not those who are really more stupid than themselves.

8. When you don't have someone you like, you live the most relaxed and happy life, although occasionally you feel a little lonely.

9, I see you, I am afraid of getting an electric shock; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power.

10. A wild animal was injured. It can hide in a cave and lick the wound, but once asked, it can't stand it.

1 1. If a person loves you, he won't make many demands on you. The only thing he wants is that you love him too.

12. Love is like chewing gum. After a long time, it will be boring. If you feel dull, you want to give up. No matter where you put it, it will leave an indelible mark.

13, knowing that without me in my heart, I will never get what I want, but I can't help but let you see the truest me and hide the injured me.

14, people who don't like it can respond with a silent smile; The person you like, that's casual, because your love will be unstoppable, unstoppable.

15, don't fall in love at first sight.

16, it takes only a moment to reach out and many years to hold hands. No matter who you walk with, he or she is the person who should appear in your life. This is no accident. Cherish fate, marriage is not easy, and do it and cherish it.

17, once, I wanted to share all my secrets with you, but now, you have become a secret in my heart.

18, when you love someone, but you can't have him, you face a choice: give up or continue. Many people, including you, said: Give up and stop wasting your youth. But, I know, I really can't let go. If I could put it down, I would have put it down long ago, and I wouldn't be in this position now. Therefore, when the night comes, I can only miss one person alone.

19, will love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?

20. The most disgusting thing in this world is that there is no mystery at all.

2 1, love is warm friendship, silent understanding, mutual trust, * * * enjoyment and mutual forgiveness. Love is loyalty that is unaffected by time, space, conditions and environment. Love is when people learn from each other's strengths and admit each other's weaknesses.

22. A person's most vulnerable place is reluctance. I can't bear the feeling that it is no longer wonderful, a vanity, and applause.

If I don't love you, please remember to remind me why I loved you in the first place.

24, a woman's happiness lies in: he really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.

25. There is no morality in a man's erection. Morality is the bondage of the soul, in other words, the bondage between thoughts. You can't control his prostate any more than you can control his bladder.

26. Before getting the license, talk about things other than feelings, such as bride price, house, work, married lifestyle, where to live, raising children and supporting the elderly. Please believe me, these questions are not agreed. Never get a license! If both of them are only children, it is necessary to discuss who will celebrate the New Year before marriage.

27, think dull, think nothing, ask nothing, think simply, even talk simply.

28. There are always a few friends around who have been supporting you, taking care of you and understanding you, so even if you are single, you are very happy.

29. Have ideals, don't fantasize, be passionate and don't be melodramatic. A contented mind is perpetual feast.

One day I will walk away from you quietly, without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

3 1, people can't be soul mates all their lives, and the only thing left is the exchange of flesh and money. So, please wait for the person who has special meaning to your life ~

Sentences expressing inseparable feelings; A conversation about expressing inseparable feelings.

1. In one's life, there are some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love.

I am your good friend, but you are my boyfriend's girlfriend.

3. If you are not married, if you meet someone who makes you feel excited, you might as well pursue it boldly. Don't admit defeat because of your looks or lack of money. How do you know success or failure without trying? If you don't try, you can only regret it for a lifetime. When it comes to feelings, buying and selling can't be meaningful. If the worst result of one thing is rejection, do it boldly!

It is a blessing to have sincere friends when you are alive.

My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

6. Some things, no matter how far we look and how tightly we hold them, will eventually be lost. Some feelings, no matter how much we love, will eventually leave.

7. Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not really willing to forgive him, but unwilling to lose him. Apologizing doesn't always mean that you are wrong, it just means that you value your relationship more. Love is not looking for a perfect person, but learning to appreciate an imperfect person with perfect eyes. Being single-minded is not just liking someone for a lifetime, but being single-minded when you like someone.

8. Chasing a girl is like hitting a fox. Chase after stop-and-go, and when she is curious, she will come back for it.

9. No matter how beautiful things are, they will become the funerary objects of love at the moment of breaking up.

10, when you were in love, your girlfriend ran away with someone else? Sad my ass! It's too late to be happy Let's set off firecrackers to celebrate. It's better to see this relationship clearly now than to wear a cuckold or a happy father after marriage.

1 1. One person has the freedom of one person, and two people have the sweetness of two people.

12, love is a wisp of smoke blown by a sigh; The lover's eyes have its purified sparks; Lovers' tears are the waves it arouses. It is also the wisest madness, the bitter taste in the throat and the honey in the tongue.

13, if you are too obsessed with the other person's predecessor, you will often end up as an predecessor. If the other person often mentions his predecessor in front of you, whether it is good or bad, the final outcome is often that you will become an predecessor.

14, I am addicted to relying on you, loving you and missing you, knowing that I can't, but I can't help it. This feeling gnaws at my heart, and I am willing to die for you in lovesickness.

15, love, giving up is helpless; Ignorance is something you should give up if you don't give up; It is incompetent to give up what should not be given up; Do not give up. What you should not give up is persistence.

16, love has not come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.

17, I once had a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like fog. That smile became a swift river deep in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

18, if a man tells you that he likes you, believe him. If he says he doesn't love you anymore, believe him. At any time, tell yourself that someone who doesn't love you is lucky to leave.

19, I will give birth to you in the future.

20. It is painful to love someone. I love him in my life and hope to love him again in my next life. I can't bear it. I can't ask it. Why? I just want to see my wish for my lover, that is, I want to live again and love again. When I see you again in this life, how many people can still remember my past life.

2 1, I hope I can kiss you before going to bed, hug you when I sleep and see you when I wake up! I always hope so.

22. It seems that we have entered an era when we can only prove love with money.

23. Men should make it clear that the wife you marry is the one who gives birth to your children and provides for your old age, not your parents as goddaughters. Your wife has no obligation to support and filial to her parents. Please remember that the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has nothing to do with her daughter-in-law, but only with you. The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can only blame you for not being a good bridge, because the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law is the most accurate touchstone to see whether a man is excellent or not.

24. Lonely people always think of everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

25. There is no morality in a man's erection. Morality is the bondage of the soul, in other words, the bondage between thoughts. You can't control his prostate any more than you can control his bladder.

Graduation message of friendship.

1, parting, a little hard to give up, but not disappointed; A little sorry, but not pessimistic. Because we are comforted by the hope of meeting.

2, a whistle, landed in the wilderness; At the moment of parting, infinite melancholy and loneliness welled up in my heart.

3. You and I are finally leaving, but you left the image of flowers, the fragrance of flowers, and the hope of watering them together. As long as I think of you in the future, my years will always be bright.

Knowing you is my happiness, leaving you is my pain. For the upcoming parting, what supports me is the expectation of reunion.

Facing the feast laid by the years, we smiled at each other and politely advised the wine, as if there were all unspoken love and reluctance behind that sentence. Because we all know that there is no more mellow wine than this bottle of wine in our hands.

6. We said goodbye in a hurry and went to our distant places. No words, no tears, only eternal thoughts and blessings, ringing in each other's hearts.

7. It's time to start. Let's go! There is no need to regret or say goodbye, even if the song fades away, our hearts will beat forever.

8. Bloom the most gorgeous smile and give a better dream for tomorrow.

9. Wave goodbye and set sail. I can't help it It is the friendship cable you threw, which is firmly tied to my heart invisibly.

10, your figure is a sail, and my eyes are a river. How many times I tried to keep you, I couldn't keep you in the end. I know that friendship is rare in this world, but freedom is more precious.

Friends, we are going to part for the time being; If you cherish it, I won't say it. On this lingering night, try to cast a few small morning stars; Although there is not much light, it can also make people who leave early happy.

12, we had to part, say goodbye quietly, and our hearts were full of gratitude. Thank you for giving me that profound friendship.

13, if I can, I would like to make everything in my heart different today. But I can't! Then, let's break up silently! You know, this is the silence of the volcano, which is better than all other words!

14, I'm finally leaving, saying I'm going to a far, far place to read a book about far, far away. I'm not surprised because you should be.

15, meet and say goodbye, return to sail and go offshore, which is not only the end of past happiness, but also the beginning of future happiness.

16, friends, please shake hands. From now on, we should go our separate ways. Please don't be sad. Take good care of each other after parting.