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Qq is depressed. Talk about it.

1. Every teenager has had two cities, one dark and desperate, and the other pure white is better than snow.

2. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

It took all my luck to meet you in my lifetime.

4. Anger means that others do stupid things, and then we act like idiots instead of them.

It is foolish to have no hope.

6. Life is three-dimensional. What you are missing will make something else appear to fill the gap.

The question is not how big the opportunity is, but whether you can seize it. If you really can fully grasp the opportunity, the probability of 10% is enough.

8. I lost someone because I pushed her away with my own hands, in the name of caring.

9. People's eyes have 576 million pixels, but they can't understand people's hearts after all.

10. If you pretend to be invulnerable, please make an arrow go through your heart.

1 1. Sometimes I admire myself for being able to swallow a full stomach and then just say yes and no.

12. We are always eager for someone to know their hidden grievances and tears, but if they are seen through, they will try their best to escape, because it is important to understand, not just to see through.

13. The so-called high cold is just loneliness for a long time. I'm afraid that someone will suddenly appear, stop being lonely and then disappear, so it's good to be lonely all the time.

14. Parting has already been planned, so there is no need to find absurd excuses.

15. Qingfeng, I propose a toast to you. Please take him and the past.

16. If you don't get it, but if you have a past, you will always be the best.

17. Three simple but strong feelings dominate my life, namely, the longing for love, the pursuit of knowledge and pity for human suffering.

19. In this world, not all reasonable and beautiful things can exist or be realized according to their own wishes.

20. How much helplessness and regret does life have, and how sad and sad it is? The loneliness and desolation eroded by wind and rain must be water, which quietly flows through the days of youth struggle and touches the ideal years.

202 1 I propose a toast to the past. The story is not strong for you.

1, you never know how much people who miss you love you.

I want to put out the cigarette in your hand and block the wine in your hand. I don't want you to have nothing but loneliness.

I don't know what I have been clinging to, but I know I have been embarrassing myself.

After being disappointed in you, I feel ordinary.

Before everything gets better, we always have to experience some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up, so be patient and give good luck some time.

6, some roads, you must walk alone, this is not loneliness but choice.

7. The right person for you is the one you want. If you really want to get married, please hold the arm of someone who really loves you.

I propose a toast to the past. This story is not credible to you.

9. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't speak, I'm too kind and have no brains.

10, now every day is the youngest day in the rest of my life. Please don't get old too fast, but understand too late.

1 1, what is injustice? You are not the only one in the world who loves it. Almost everyone will meet someone who can't get married but loves him deeply.

12, nobody wants me except you; I just don't want anyone except you.

13, later we, later only me, not us. Don't want to be friends, dare not be lovers. This is the furthest distance in the world.

14, some things are hidden in my heart, which is a great grievance. It's not worth mentioning.

Modal phrase: You said you wanted to propose a toast to the past.

1. Many people say that they are too busy, but they are just procrastinating.

2, confidant, just one or two, it is really unnecessary to have too many. The happiness of a friend lies in firm trust.

I like to rely on your sadness. Your sadness is like moonlight, beautiful and romantic. In your sorrow, I feel long, and I am willing to indulge in your sorrow forever; Like lying in your mind, your mind is sunny, warm and directional. In your thoughts, I am no longer lonely, I will stay in your thoughts for thousands of years.

4. Don't thank anyone who hurts you. It is yourself who helps you grow. It is the people who love you who keep you going. All good things have nothing to do with bad people.

5, the status quo is not so easy to change, even if you work hard enough, it is difficult to see the effect in a short time. So sometimes what you think can't be changed, or maybe it's just that you didn't see the effect for a while, not that you didn't work hard enough. Change takes a long time, not overnight. Again, except for things that human beings can't change, every effort you make has a subtle influence on your life trajectory.

In this difficult world, being different will be looked down upon, but if you are different, why are you afraid of loneliness? You must walk hard.

7, all the scenery back, back to the original, white clouds and blue sky, flowers and green pools. Man and nature are the most beautiful ideas between heaven and earth; Turn all the past back into childhood, the sea and streams, shells and pebbles. Happiness and innocence, stacked into countless glittering and translucent stories. Too much beauty can't stand the loss of time and slowly condenses into a string of inexplicable words. There are endless dreams that disappear in the erosion of wind and rain and become poems I don't know.

8. Complaining is the most meaningless thing. If you really can't stand the surrounding environment, then secretly try to practice your skills and then jump out of that circle.

9, miss, is a winding river, gurgling water, always singing the song of affection and love. Your sadness and your happiness will always accompany my dreams and my wandering; The future is a changeable sky and unpredictable situation, which has always interpreted the ups and downs of countless successes and failures. Your mystery and your legend have been calling my mission and my loneliness.

10, one day, you will live as you love, and turn all the scars into medals.

1 1, go to sleep gently, forget the past, let go of today, maybe it's waiting, maybe it's fate, you are half-awake and comfortable in this world, if you are a water lily; Fluttering face, unaccustomed burden, unintentional guidance, maybe looking for it, maybe indifferent, you seem to be between heaven and earth, like smoke.

12, wash your face with some sunshine and squeeze a morning brush to brush your teeth; Have a bowl of blue sky for breakfast and pick some leaves of bubble tea. Life can be such a myth; I hope you can doodle like this.

13, high mountain and long road. I'm looking for a paradise, but it's a little shaky. Shui Han, Feng Xiao, I smiled bitterly. Today's karma is very confusing. There is a meteor moving in the summer night sky. A vagrant, not a person. The city is silent in the middle of the night. It's not sleep, it's a dream.

14. Suffering nourishes people. Swallow the curse and turn it into power.

15, without you, without anyone, the rest is just the beauty of everything; Never travel far, never fly high, come and go only once. It is rare to be deeply drunk without asking anyone to understand or accompany you; Don't pursue right and wrong, don't talk about right and wrong, after all, there is no regret in my heart. If you are not a fish, how can you enjoy it? You are not an even number, but you know my heart. The world is vast, and thousands of feelings are innocent; The world of mortals is rolling, and countless clouds are turned into dust.

16, time can afford to play with us, but can't afford to play with time. Don't live too comfortably in the years when you can afford to suffer. Don't be too brave if you can't afford to suffer.

17, the sky is vast and the white clouds are long; The mountains are green and the waters are long, and the pines and trees are swaying; During the crossing, I saw the fragrance of poetry, ink fan, lingering in the gauze sleeve dance; In a trance, there are lanterns and crowds, interpreting beautiful legends. After a thousand years, it must be you and me; Dreams become reincarnation, who loves this moment tonight?

18, sometimes, happiness is not how much you can have, but how much you can find; Pain is not how much you can bear, but how much you can put down; Love is not how much you can enjoy, but how much you can tolerate; Life is not how much you can achieve, but how much you can do well.

19, time is like a lost dream, sometimes we are inseparable in or outside the dream; Time is like a ruthless blade, and everyone's face will be engraved with traces; Time is like a pair of eyes for knowledge, in which we gradually understand life. Time is also like a historical curse, people who repeatedly interpret sad and happy stories from generation to generation.

A long time ago, happiness cost nothing.

2 1, there is a kind of friend who is not in life, but in life. There is a companion, not around, but in my heart.

22. We envy the elegance of Baiyun. Have we ever experienced the heaviness of dark clouds? We appreciate the flower's smile. Can we understand the flower's pain? We like the smell of hot tea. Have we seen the bitterness left by hot tea? We were intoxicated by the warm light of the red candle. Have we noticed the tears silently shed by the red candle?

23. No one can be a blank sheet of paper. Everyone lives in love and hate, past events and shadows. Some people hide deeply, while others just can't hide.

24. People who know how to laugh at themselves are extremely smart people. He protects himself by belittling himself. In fact, no one really wants to admit that he is inferior to others, so there is a kind of black belly, that is, exhausting all kinds of extreme praise to make enemies for one person. The success of life is not how others praise you when you are around. It's whether people can still think of you after you leave.

25. You said that you would like to drink a glass of wine for the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are drunk and alone at dusk, if that person holds out his hand, you will still go with him.

26. The closer you are, the less you know where the bottom line is. We make jokes and expose the deepest scars, thinking that this is the evidence of true love, but forgetting that feelings also have accounts and need to be saved. The difference is that zeroing the balance does not mean starting over, but ending forever.

27. The biggest motivation for hard work is that you can choose the life you want, instead of being chosen by life.

28, no detachment, can only belong to the turbid world. If you don't cultivate your self, you will eventually go to the dying season. Life is still an unfinished confession. The soul can undoubtedly sublimate everything. Breathe the sunshine and drink the rain and dew. The flowers in the deep valley are always so simple and pure. Melting clouds, bathing snow and wind, the vegetation on the cliff is always so noble and fearless.

29. One shouldn't idle away a day. He should at least listen to a good song, read a good poem and see a good painting. If possible, at least say a few words of understanding.

30. The journey is already very long. I always thought that the most beautiful moment should belong to late autumn. Actually, it is not. Falling leaves in late autumn make you feel that green spring is more worthy of nostalgia. The pictures of memories are too old. I thought the world was pursuing, but it wasn't. The loss in the pursuit makes us understand that the first sight of life is a cup of wine that is always fragrant.

3 1, may you learn to take part in accidental amusement as soon as possible, and may you get used to different things as soon as possible. After all, not everyone is as naive and easy to move the truth as you are.

32, time flies, the world is noisy, I have to be vigilant, and it is not easy to keep a childlike interest and leisure on the journey of life. If one day I just bury myself in all kinds of things in my life, and I am no longer interested in watching the scenery along the way by the window and listening to my inner music, it will disappoint my wonderful trip.

33. Right or wrong is sometimes just a matter of angle.

No matter how good you are, not everyone will like you. Some people envy you, others hate you. Some people envy you, others look down on you. This is life. Everything you do cannot satisfy everyone. Don't lose your nature to please others, because everyone has principles and self-esteem.

But as one grows older, his dreams will no longer be bright. He began to weigh life with his hands, paying more attention to fruits than flowers.

36. When some familiar faces fade away and those new faces shake before your eyes, you will understand what travel is. When the corner of the eye quietly enters crow's feet, when acne leaves thoughts, you will understand what youth is. When you have read all the changes in the world, you can understand what is false and what is true. When you see more things different, you will know what is short and what is eternal.

37. Everyone is born a king, but most people die in exile.

38. Your simplicity is a snowflake. You pour out your feelings to the earth with an ethereal attitude. You become cold because of kindness, and you devote your life to your dreams. Your tenderness is like a sandstorm everywhere. You use your soul to interpret all kinds of beautiful moments in the world in a lingering way. You are everywhere because of freedom, and you are willing to wander around the world in pursuit.

39. Saw off some memories and let the dream park gently. I am not suitable for staying, I am suitable for running; Remove all illusions and let the real ink go on stage. I don't belong to the present, I belong to the future.

40. Flowers are blooming and spring is coming. Time will help you relax.

Funny QQ talks about Daquan: don't drink a glass of wine and it will pass. It's all so disgusting.

1. People fall in love by looks, routines and burning money, while I fall in love by blind date.

Being a handsome man is very tiring, I really know that.

3. If you take the initiative, we will have a story; If you are excited, we even have children!

Don't blame your partner for being too strict with you. We don't even have partners.

People who say that girls won't admit their mistakes are lying with their eyes open, so my wife admitted her mistakes to me: I was wrong, and I shouldn't have married you in the first place!

6. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

7. What's wrong with my short stature? I am short. What's the matter? I am short. What's the matter? I'm short, you can't even lift your head in front of me!

8. You look serious like a roadside movie.

9. Everyone else uses Chanel bags, lv bags and Dior bags, while I use Yan Wen!

10. Have you ever touched a boy's face? Have you ever held the hand of a boy? Arm wrestling Have you ever held a boy's arm? Over the shoulder. Have you ever touched the boy's head? Have you ever put a forehead on a man? Iron fist Have you ever been sneaking around with boys? Cheating in the exam, that's scary. Oh, lie down!

1 1. Don't drink a glass of wine for the past, it's all disgusting.

12. If you can't find someone, don't always complain about others. Think more about your own reasons. Maybe it's because you are so good that no one deserves you.

13. We must learn history well. What if we cross one day?

14. When doing the problem, try to figure out the intention of the questioner. Teacher, he wants me dead.

15. Maybe you will meet a girl who is more beautiful, gentler and loves you more than me, but definitely not as charming, playful and annoying as me.

16. Every time someone says I'm ugly, I feel sad. I went blind at a young age.

17. I grow black because I don't want to waste my life.

18. There is really no coat that can match the school uniform. You can hide your mobile phone in your sleeve, put your book in your pocket, roll it up as a pillow, spread it out as a blanket, and dare to rub it anywhere.

19. Many people say that I can eat by my face, but I don't, so I can only eat by my mouth.

20. At the beginning of college, I finally walked into Tsinghua University's classroom. I looked at my classmates in the room and said, hello everyone. I know you got here with your parents through relationships, and I did it by myself. Then the security guard rushed in and shouted at me, that's him, coming over the wall. Call him for me.

2 1. I know I have many advantages that you can't stand, so please reflect on yourself.

22. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

I love you, and I will never forget you. If there is someone more handsome than you in the future, of course, it is another matter.

Everyone cares how high you fly, but I don't care about you at all.

25. A vendor selling watermelons on the roadside is shouting that he is not ripe and doesn't want money. I went to see him, but I really don't know him. I picked up two watermelons and left.

26. Because of lack of sleep, I have a bad temper. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

27. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

28. Someone laughed at me for being timid in front of me. They are so brave. I envy them.

29. What are the obstacles? Besides, my legs are so long.

30. A man walked into a small shop and asked his boss, do you still recognize me? The boss shook his head, and the man said, I knew it long ago, but I won't forget it! Ten years ago, I walked into your shop penniless, asked you for five yuan, bought a ticket, took a long-distance bus and went to the big city to work hard! The boss smiled: it is right to help others! Well, you can lend me another five dollars.