Qq, talk about Daquandai 20 17.

1. Hahahaha, China's culture is profound!

My deskmate told me that nothing in this world is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face!

I found that I have a powerful superpower: I want to do something wrong. ShuoShuoKong.org

4. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

5. If Tencent launches this function.

6. My mother: Don't wait until you are thirsty to drink water. Thirst indicates that your body is dehydrated. Me: Don't wait for me to say I have no money. To say that I have no money means that your son is starving.

7. This is the hardest thing I have ever heard a girl say.

8. Barber, come here, I promise I won't bite you to death! Shuoshuokong.org

9. Be a low-key person, like I never tell others, just let the facts speak for themselves!

10. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

1 1. The selfie artifact bought online is quite handy to use.

12. I can finally admit that I failed math!

13. When I say casually, I actually mean that both employers and employees are too lazy to think about it and can't think of anything good. It's up to you, but you must come up with something that I am satisfied with.

14. Slide left to unlock!

15. If you are ugly, you should read more books. No wonder many people say that I am not cut out for reading.

16. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery, salary, bus, work and menstruation.

17. Who specifically told me that Nokia can smash walnuts, and now the screen is black.

18.n years ago, I had dinner with a Dutch friend and specially ordered Dutch beans. He asked me what it was, and I said, it's Dutch beans. He said in surprise that Holland is called China bean!

19. I'll blow you up if you pack eggs again ~

20. I gave my girlfriend a birthday present, and she seemed to be moved to tears. . .

2 1. The best way for you to remember a person is to borrow money from him!

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

1. I don't think you are a qualified friend. You better be my wife!

Don't worry about my sense of security. You think I'm specialized in antivirus software.

At the beginning of life, nature is beautiful. You pay and I eat.

Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

There are more and more monsters in this world, and fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

6. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

7. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

8. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. From now on, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

9. I want to sleep first thing when I wake up every day.

10. Let's separate our homework. We really don't fit in.

1 1. Lying will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

12. I received a text message just after I fell asleep that day: I slept in the wrong position and fell asleep again.

13. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others will not praise me enough.

14. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

15. I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

16. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day, while I am still young and beautiful.

17. Weigh. I am very unhappy. I want to eat when I am unhappy.

18. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

19. God will demote me to Sri Lanka, so I must steal my QQ, seal my Weibo, take my computer and my mobile phone!

20. Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky: one is the first day and the other is the fifteenth.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

1 China is risky, so be careful when reborn.

There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

It's neither early nor late, just passing by.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

Chastity is the dross in feudal culture and should be abandoned.

Miss 6' s beard is so euphemistic that she must be a lady!

Stop fooling around, or life will confuse you. !

Work is so interesting, especially watching others work.

The future is bright, but there is no road.

10 population is heavy, so it is planned to ban coke and drink urgent syrup instead.

1 1 funny quotations-the rice is not in the pot, you are not in bed.

12 If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for being inhuman!

13 It is as difficult as eating shit, and as simple as taking a shit.

14 After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself!

15 left Qingshan, but there was still no firewood.

16 In your heart, I will always be a clown. I can't understand your love.

17 is it because I am radiant that you talk nonsense?

18 If my hands are not enough, come and hold my feet.

19 I think we were on the road, but later we turned over a new leaf.

20 subversive days, let me day and night.

2 1 Warm reminder from the Transportation Bureau: The weather is cold, so beware of car accidents.

The flattery of mistress 22 is always so ridiculous!

Looking at beautiful women in the street, the higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

Stealing food is not my fault, but the loneliness of my mouth.

Youth is running wildly, and then it is falling luxuriantly.

Everyone eats shit sometimes, just don't chew it carefully.

The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

If there is a future, I will never come out of my mother's stomach.

Funny than funny.

1. Because the triangle is fixed, the love triangle is stable.

2. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but between you and me.

I always have a question: What did the first person in the world know that milk can be drunk do to the cow?

4. I'm sorry, I didn't grow up to be what you like, didn't develop your favorite personality, and didn't make you move.

5, my future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise why can't I find it now!

6. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

7. He can break white shorts into chrysanthemums when he farts.

8. Hey, who's that? I have never seen a purer child than Telunsu.

9. I regard money as dirt and my father regards me as a septic tank.

10, why did Chang 'e fly to the moon = = Houyi shoot for nine days, even the gods couldn't stand it.

1 1. Watching time in bed every morning is not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

12, whether the thin man says he is fat or embarrassed, the fat man will think that the thin man is showing off.

13. What are the two little draggers on the giraffe's head? Some people say that it is a deer walker, and the zoo wifi depends on it!

14, if you want to fight, I will fight! I have a line of fire. I'm stupid.

15, when Russia put on wedding clothes. When you put on the cassock. This kind of life is enough for Russia.

16, the mood at work is heavier than going to the grave.

17, the sky is gray, the eyes are boundless, and the days without money are too long!

18, Doraemon said: Daxiong, what you want is not me, just that pocket.

19, you are not too handsome, but too ugly!

20. The idiom "an instant hit" actually describes female artists in ancient and modern times, at home and abroad.

2 1, when you hear the bell, take out your mobile phone first, and then start the most boring thing in life.

I have a little donkey. I ride a date, and someone else drives a Ferrari. I am never surprised.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

24. I keep a low profile because I can't keep a high profile.

25. Since you can't afford to drive a bike, drive hard!

Tell me when you want to marry a daughter-in-law, and I will marry you.

27. Husband is like a dog on the side of the road. Whoever has the ability will be taken away.

28. I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.

29. The sun shone in the sky and all the flowers died.

30. If you don't deteriorate in silence, you will be abnormal in silence.

3 1, whenever the school is cleaned, it will say "You should regard the school as your home"! Whenever you are late, say "You think school is your home"!

32. Heaven makes you die, God makes you disappear, and people make us part.

33. Who says being short is bad? Don't talk to me with your head down if you dare.

34. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

35. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

36. It's good to listen to English songs. After listening for half a year, I am not tired, because I don't understand.

37. The little girl selling flowers pulled me: "Big Brother, buy flowers, and you will know that you are a playboy at a glance."

38. If I throw you to Africa, you won't say your girlfriend is black.

39. People who cheat Russian feelings will hurt you rhythmically.

40. Life is too short to miss.

4 1, spring has come, and someone has followed.

42. Since ancient times, no one has died. Bitch dies first, then I die.

43, alas ~ you look so sad, I really admire your courage to live.

You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

45, the world is so big, why only take me a spoonful.

46. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

47. "Happiness" means eating and sleeping.

48. The success of a person's life depends on the memorial service.

49. I never dare to think about whether tomorrow will be better. I just want to eat my next meal.

50. Come on, you live like a jack-o'-lantern, and you want to illuminate others?