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Tell me something embarrassing about yourself.

100 word composition:? The embarrassment of childhood

When I was a child, I walked by the river in my newly bought rain boots on rainy days. A classmate said to me, "Your rubber shoes are definitely not as deep as this river." I retorted, "My rubber shoes are definitely deeper than your river." The classmate said, "I don't believe it." I said; "Look!" So I jumped into the river. Sure enough, the river is still deep.

100 word composition: childhood embarrassment

When I was a child, it was always fun to go back to my hometown to see roosters, because I couldn't see them in the city. Then I especially like the feathers on the rooster's tail, so I want to pull out two. As a result, the rooster pecked me indiscriminately, so there was a scar under my eyes. This incident made me understand what an iron cock is! What do you mean? Nothing!