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Speak with your head.

1. I like the clear sky after the storm in spring. Those are your eyes.

2. I don't know where I got my confidence. I don't study hard all day, but I always feel that I will make a lot of money one day. This feeling is extremely strong.

When you grow up, there will always be one or two chances, and you will bravely run for the person you value, because if you are the right person, it is really too late to leave.

If you are heated, it will be very hot, if you are cold, it will turn into ice. Please forgive me for being ungrateful all my life.

You can come to me slowly. It doesn't matter if I go the wrong way or take the wrong bus, because I will wait, but don't be too slow, because I'm afraid I can't take care of myself in Me Before You, I won't eat on time, I won't stay up late, I won't sew buttons, I won't wash dishes, and I want to eat a lot with you and go to many places. So, you should take care of yourself and come to me before my condition gets worse.

6. No matter how sad the day is, remember to remove makeup carefully, wash your face and take a bath, blow dry your hair and go to bed safely. A bed is like a capsule, which will take you to a bright morning.

Your map is a blank sheet of paper, so even if you want to decide your destination, you don't know where the road is. But from another angle, it is because it is a blank sheet of paper that you can draw a map at will. Everything depends on you. For you, everything is free, and there are infinite possibilities in front of you.

8. When you like someone, you will smile when you see his short message, your voice will become gentle and clear when you answer his phone, and your heart will beat with nervousness and excitement when you see him. Wake up every morning, sleep every night, you will think of him, everything is involuntary, involuntary smile. With such a person in my heart, such a day is extremely happy.

Because I hope to meet you, I always think that the most rugged road is the best one.

10. While our heads are hot, we should be desperate.

1 1. I like to nest in our beloved old sweater on rainy days. Next to it are our treasured old records, firewood and beloved old books. So quiet, so peaceful-this is a good time to dream. One noon, I was dreaming, and I was outside the cloud nine.

12. The evening breeze blowing through you becomes moist, and the dusk perched on your shoulders becomes more and more charming. Your whisper attracts cicadas, summer comes, and the stars twist; Midnight fog gathers on lawns and benches, like your wet hair. I want to count the stars in your eyes and smell which forest is in your body.

13. As I get older, I realize more and more that I can't live without my family. I hope my family is healthy without pain, disease.

14. I have only seen you among millions of roses.

15. You have worked hard and your grades have not changed much. This does not prove that you are useless, but it means that you are atoning for your past laziness. After all, you have to pay some price for your past laziness. At this time, you should work harder and pay off your debts, and the days will always be sunny.

16. Emotion is a very shy thing. It is hidden in the eyes, in the breath, in every sentence "What are you doing?"

17. It's good to like you every day.

18. No matter whether you are brilliant or degenerate in the future, whether it is smoke or strong liquor, whether it is rain or sunny, I hope that the person around you will always be me.

To be a good monster, you must beat Altman at all costs.

1, money spent at the beginning of the month, panic at the end of the month.

Your promise is like the sentence on the cigarette case, smoking is harmful to health.

3, the sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

4. Beautiful Lies What we should cherish most in this dog-like life is happiness.

5. The deaf listen to the dumb, and the blind see the lame do scud …

6. For men, having milk is a mother. For women, money is lang.

7. If you study, or don't study, the book is there, and you have to read it sooner or later.

8. I like to tease you, even if it's my fault, I blame you.

9. Don't call others stupid, because others have brains at least.

10, I don't want to fit, I just want to feel in place.

1 1, mom said, you have to speak without conscience to make people love.

12, I really want to throw a bomb at you and blow you up.

13, whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so there is the Great Wall.

14, a liar is a liar, and you can't even believe punctuation!

15, I called you "it's good to be alive" ... it's good to be alive. ...

16. If I am brave enough, I won't escape the fear of losing like a weak person.

17, the most ordinary I give you the most special love, please cherish it.

18, Jay Chou is my brother. Come to me if you are not satisfied, and come if you are looking for me, hehe.

19, someone doesn't have a car (he likes cars very much), so he regards the car pulling goods as Cadillac goods.

20. Because I love you. So in my world. You have lawless capital. Say you love me. Say to me.

2 1, I don't like you talking to me loudly. I don't like you losing your temper with me.

22. Summer is really a season that annoys me. Thick-legged black stockings all over the street …

23, in fact, it doesn't matter if the egg hurts, the key is that it hurts and doesn't grow new.

24, you hurry back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous.

25. You are two loaves of bread, and my two cakes belong to one family.

26. It is better to join the underworld, be rich and powerful, and have a MM to sleep with.

27, you listen, or don't listen, the teacher is here, don't leave before class.

28. Always forget whether others are men or women. I have a bad memory.

29. I'm going to cut your Baba face into pieces, dry it and cook it into porridge.

30. What is life? Instead of standing and saying yes! Is to lie down and be KO!

3 1, boring to play with your nose. Put an s for the time being and a b for the time being.

32. There are two kinds of wives: cute and hateful, and there are two kinds of husbands: pitiful and acceptable.

33. If you go to school, or don't go to school, the school is there and starts on time.

34. Shenzhouxing is ok for me, and it is ok without charging the phone bill. I think so, because I have already returned it.

To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

Who is desperate for you?

The difference between giving up and letting go: giving up is to sacrifice what belongs to you, and letting go is to let go of what never belongs to you.

You may forget the people you laughed with, but you will never forget the people you cried with.

In the end, you will always understand who is modest and hypocritical, who is sincere and who is desperate for you.

In this world, there is always someone waiting for you somewhere. Not here, not this time, but there, waiting for you at that time. You're glad someone misses you.

Fate is like a book. If you accidentally turn it over, you will miss the fairy tale. If you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.

Learn from the best others, be the best yourself, and achieve yourself with the wisdom of others.

The biggest difficulty for people is to know themselves, and the easiest thing is to know themselves.

The arrival of the God of Luck is often just because you take one more look, think more and take one more step.

Unconsciously, it has become the most terrible force in the world.

If you don't want to do it, you will find one or countless excuses; If you want to do it, you will think of one or countless ways.

When we miss others, we are actually missing ourselves from different people.

When I am sad, I am used to turning my back on the crowd.

An idea of flowers blooming and an idea of flowers falling. After all, this world with high mountains and high waters has to go on by itself.

What saddens me more than losing you is that you have never tried to be with me.

Everyone may not be simple to the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.

Sometimes I wish I didn't feel anything, which is much better.

We kept rummaging through our memories, but we couldn't find ourselves at that time.

I miss you, but I still miss you. When I miss you, but I can't have you anymore.

I always believed that when you showed up, I knew it was you.

You never know how much you like someone unless you see her with someone else.

Don't leave me there just because you know I will wait for you.

The best day, nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, so warm all his life.

If you can let go of the past, the past will definitely let go of you.

Never regret anything, because that was what you wanted.

Compared with the three illusions of life: the mobile phone vibrates, someone knocks at the door, and ta likes you, the bigger illusion is that you can be idle after busy these days.

I am not a strong person, but I know I must be strong when I should be strong.

The beginning is beautiful, the process is very tired, the ending is very sad, and it is difficult to wake up.

Happiness is actually very simple. When you are coldest, someone hugs you regardless of their own coldness. This is happiness.

Sometimes I feel that I am not from the same world as others, and I don't know what they are busy with.

Learning to look down on some things is the best protection for yourself.

One of the happiest things in the world is to be in the same city with your girlfriend and have the same taste.

Hello in December, hope to be nice to me!

Ten years later, I hope we are still good friends, and we can still make jokes when we meet.

I don't want to leave forever, I just want to be so close to you.

When you secretly love someone, you always feel that that person likes you, too.

Let nature take its course, which contains my despair and unwillingness. If you understand.

I am the kind of person who can be moved for a long time by others' warmth.

When you meet someone you like, take the initiative to be a bitch. -Chai Jing

If you can't accompany me to the end, don't come into my life halfway.

You know, I can get used to being alone, but we can't accept being lonely suddenly.

If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

The past cannot be rewritten, but it makes me stronger. Thank you for every change, every heartbreak and every scar.

If a person is not free, it is because he does not want to be free; If a person can't leave, it's because he doesn't want to leave; A person gives you too many excuses because he doesn't want to care.

No matter how hard it is, stick to it, because only the moment you give up will you lose.

The tragedy of many people lies in: not knowing what to do; But I know what to do, but I still don't do it.

Sometimes, stick to what you don't want to do most, and you can get what you want most.

Things that took a long time to figure out will eventually be overthrown because of emotional out of control.

If I can be neither sad nor happy to anyone, nor indifferent to anything, then my world will be very quiet.

You will understand later that if that person once appeared in this world, others will be reconciled.

Commitment is not that although you own the whole forest, you have no choice.

Hating someone needs more feelings than loving someone.

Some people will never be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts and kept for a lifetime.

Only when you are down and out will you know who is a fool who is always worried about you and who is a stranger's asshole.

It is never our looks that get old first, but our desperate enterprising spirit.

First, if you are smart, you should make way for the man you contact. You should talk as little as possible and do more. Don't steal a man's thunder, let alone a husband's thunder. You should fully respect him. Only when your husband is promising can your family be harmonious and you feel happy.

Second, there are three things in life that cannot be concealed: cough, poverty and love; You want to hide, but you want to hide that there are three things in life that should not be squandered: body, money and love; You want to splurge, but it's not worth the loss. There are three things in life that cannot be kept: life, time and love; You want to stay, but you are drifting away. There are three things in life that should not be recalled: disaster, death and love; You want to remember, but it's miserable.

Third, many times, after inadvertently knowing something, pretending to be indifferent on the surface, smiling and covering it up. In fact, my heart hurts more than anything else.

Fourth, beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience. Life should be colorful!

5. What road to take and how far you can go depend on your vision and mind. There are many ways to broaden your horizons. Reading can increase your knowledge, experience and talent, all of which can improve your status. Seeing more will naturally broaden your horizons; Look at it for a long time, and your mind will be broadened. Not afraid of difficulties, Yucheng; Mo Wei's failure is wealth. Heart is supported by reality, how much you can support, how much you can overcome; You can reap as much as you can bear.

6. Grasp today, set tomorrow and save forever.

Seven, our first aging is never appearance, but desperate enterprising spirit.

It's easy to fall in love and forget everything around us, but in fact, love is only a part of our vast world. Even without love, we may be lonely at best, but it doesn't mean that we will have a bad life.

Nine, the heart is small, small things are big; If the heart is big, the big things will be small; Look down on the vicissitudes of the world and feel safe inside. Big heart, tolerant of the world; Empty your heart and love the beauty of the world; Calm down and talk about things in the world; Keep a correct attitude and deal with the changes in the world. Great things are difficult to bear. What is important is to look at the mind in adversity, give up looking at wisdom, and look at persistence in success or failure.

Ten, true love, we must know how to cherish: no one and who are born together. Life is not long. How lucky you are to meet the person you love. Why not hold his hand tightly? There is nothing shameful about loving only one person in your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but one cannot be so greedy. One heart needs another to be honest with each other, so that we can be happy!

Lonely because you deserve better. Everyone is lonely sometimes, long or short, which is an inevitable process. Lonely people do not always feel that life is empty. God always wants you to empty your hands so that you can better grasp everything.

Twelve, if you like it, go for it, cherish it, and forget it if you miss it. In fact, life is so simple. Life is not complicated, we make it complicated by ourselves. What is complicated is not only between people, but also the ideal self and the realistic self. What complicates everything is our endless desire. Because of desire, everything you get is no longer precious, and everything you can't get is good. People know how to be content, when will they be happy.

Thirteen, there are many things in life that cannot be changed. However, when we can't change everything, it is possible to change parts.

14. Love is a colorful balloon, and no matter how gorgeous the color is, it can't stand a little stinging from the needle tip. -San Mao dear San Mao

15. Don't feel that your legs are thick, you don't feel that you are not beautiful, you don't feel bad, you don't feel that you are not good enough, you don't feel that you are not tall enough, you don't feel that you are not rich enough at home, you don't feel that you are not strong enough, and you don't feel that you are not good enough, because there is always a true heart.

Sixteen, dreams, will not deceive anyone. What deceives us is an infinitely expanding desire. It is natural to be competitive. In that indomitable era, everyone's eyes were above the top, so what you dreamed of repaying you was black and blue again and again. In the process of competing with reality, I gradually found that maturity is falling out.

Seventeen, remember that year's desk, full of papers. We buried our heads and whispered. I remember that year in the playground, the sky was blue and the wind was clear. We talked and walked around the runway. Remember that your year was simple, and remember that your life in that year was also simple. But now I always miss it again and again.

Eighteen, a person's best state is that his face looks three to five years younger than his actual age, and his mind is three to five years older than his actual age. And the simpler the appearance, the richer the heart. Only when the heart is blank can you pretend to be sophisticated. Many people ask me what to do if I just can't learn tricks. -simple to the extreme, but also a kind of competitiveness!

Nineteen, don't make life too complicated, there is no major event in the world, much ado about nothing. Don't abandon your happy mood, peaceful mood and healthy mentality for no reason because of trivial disputes, the temptation of meager profits and the desire for gluttony. In the final analysis, it is not worth the loss. Make everything simple. If you like it, go for it. If you get it, cherish it. Forget it if you miss it. After many encounters and separations, we always know that if we can't catch it, we can't let it go. Only if you can tolerate the world will the world accept you.

Twenty, some friends are getting more and more strange. We don't talk about everything like before. We talk less and less. Some people will never update any news again. We stare at those gray heads again and again, and we often involuntarily open their personal signatures, but nothing has changed. We can't go back. The longer we stay, the more lonely we will be.

21. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make friends. Only when you are down and out can you understand how few people are willing to help you. Only when you are poorest can you understand that no matter how good your feelings are, they can't compare with reality. People are not greedy for money but afraid of suffering. Only in the long life did I understand that everyone can love you, but few people are willing to put up with you. Therefore, what we should cherish most in this world are these three kinds of people: friends who need timely help, women who are willing to accompany you through poverty, and men who put up with you in everything.

Twenty-two, Ann, don't be content. Danger is not just words. Expensive, not expensive is better than nothing. Bitter, not greedy. True peace is in the heart, not in the mountains and rivers! A quiet person has real beauty in his eyes.

Twenty-three, life is made up of failure and success, the difference is only the number of times. Life is made up of repeated experiences. Please treat failure as an extraordinary experience. Face with a frank attitude, treat with a tolerant attitude, communicate with a sincere attitude, communicate with a learning attitude, treat others with a tolerant attitude, and keep an optimistic attitude every day to make your life more optimistic.

Being deeply loved by someone will make you strong, while loving someone deeply will make you brave.

Twenty-five, some people say that happiness means good health and bad memory; Some people say that happiness means waking up naturally and counting money softly; Some people say that happiness means that you can go to different places, see different scenery and meet different people; Some people say that happiness is what I think can be achieved, and what I don't want should not appear; Some people say that happiness means being able to grow old with the person you love.