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Humorous sentences and short sentences are indispensable condiments in life. People who know humor are popular and live a happy life. After reading Love: No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't compare with your smile. People who haven't seen you won't understand ",I wish you a smile.

1. I feel like a mute when I miss you, and I have too many emotions to express.

I want to ask you a favor. This matter is not suitable for anyone except you. Be my object!

The feeling of seeing you at first sight is like blowing a cold wind and not wanting to close the window.

I don't have that many poems, but I have plenty of time to accompany you crazy.

No matter how earth-shattering the pledge of eternal love is, it can't match the company that never leaves, and no matter how unforgettable the love is, it can't match the happiness of daily necessities.

You think I'm a chatterbox, but I just like you so much.

7. I like you to mean that from now on, you have the ability to hurt me.

8. A white pony, a wedding dress, a you, this life is enough.

9. When you said you were tired, I was actually glad that you didn't say you would spend the rest of your life separately.

10. He fell in love with her at first sight and proposed the next day. But in after the car accident, the husband lost his memory, and the wife took care of the husband who lost his memory. He said, thank you for being so kind to me. The next day, the wife pushed her husband for a walk. His wife was startled when he suddenly told him to wait. The husband said shyly, well, although we only met yesterday, please live with me. Love at first sight is a kind of fate. Remember when we meet again.

1 1. When the cell phone is dead, I am most afraid that you will call me, but I forget that you never called me when there is power.

12. The spring breeze is no more beautiful than your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand.

13. I've always wanted to control my feelings for you. It's just that I forgot that feelings are not in charge.

14. I hope the person you love loves you more than I do, and I hope that the person I love will never be like you again.

15. One of the worst things in the world is to feel that you are not worthy of the person you like, just like standing on a rainy roof. You can't go up and say "Let's go together" because you don't even have an umbrella.

16. Some people are doomed to disappointment, while others are doomed to disappointment.

17. I don't know what retention means. I only know that the person who loves me will not leave, because he knows that I will be sad.

18. Similar people are suitable for having fun, while complementary people are suitable for supporting the elderly.

19. I know it wasn't me you were talking about on QQ, but I lied to myself.

20. One day, someone will read all the states you have written, all the diaries you have written, your photos from childhood to adulthood, and even go to other places to find information about you, try to listen to the songs you have heard, go to the places you have traveled, read your favorite books, and taste the delicious food you always shout for, because he wants to make up for the late time in your youth.

2 1. True love is that I touched your heart and you reassured me.

22. I heard that I married a vagrant and you found another relationship.

23. Can I touch you again, then learn to cherish, and finally we will never leave.

Even if we go our separate ways, I still want to go to the road where I can meet you.

25. The most painful feeling is not parting, but touching memories that make people easily stand in the same place and think they can go back.

26. It's a pity that I didn't get lucky, but I was lucky enough to get your care.

27. You always blame QQ for being so quiet, because you have neglected everyone for one person.

28. I finally forgot about you, and I just smiled when I mentioned it.

29. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in my life are not as bitter as when you look back.

30. If you say it's easy to get lonely when you are awake, I'll get drunk with you. You say the night is too difficult, so I will accompany you day and night.

Talk more about love. Humorous sentences that make you smile every day.

If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient. Look at these humorous sentences that make you smile every day, and your mood will soon get better.

A selection of humorous sentences that make you smile every day.

1. When you get up every day, you will find that you will lose to laziness if you are hungry. Hungry and lazy, they are usually losers in urine.

There is always a selfless person in the world who would rather make himself unhappy than others.

There are six things you can't expect in life: longevity pills, regret medicine and railway tickets of the Ministry of Railways. Forget the water, love poison, Alipay's dedication.

The road to success is always under construction.

Tell me, do you want to die or not?

6. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his money. Who will give me gold? I will change.

7. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.

8. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

9. I may not be at home when I am pursuing Happyness.

10. Flower world, I am too serious.

1 1. I don't have that many feelings, I just want someone to accompany me.

12. When people are sad, no matter how happy they are, they can't stop crying.

13. You said you would wait for me, but you did it. You found someone to wait with.

14. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

Humorous sentences that make you smile every day.

1. You can't reach. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

2. A woman without talent is a virtue. I think I must be too wicked.

The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

Give it to me and don't worry, there's nothing wrong with it!

Relax, I'm not a good person.

7. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!

8. Q: Why can you hurt so far, but comfort must be around?

9. Who said that? Just send a red envelope.

10. It is said that Hu Jianren will read the anti-fraud guide as a pornographic guide. After reading it several times, I couldn't find the original Huayin.

1 1. What do you mean by saying something important three times? It means: Say it once, Weibo say it once, and friends circle say it again. . .

12. A modern poem "Bole": I wrote a paragraph/My father's brother smiled.

13. People nearby take the initiative to add you. Male% is a pervert, female% is a WeChat business!

14. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

15. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

16. I have loved you for a long time! I have been waiting for you for a long time! Now, I'm leaving you for a long time.

17. Women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

18. The higher the online rate of QQ, the more lonely this person is.

19. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

20. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.

2 1. Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.

22. Don't thank me. Thank you and dare to charge you money!

23. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

24. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

25. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

26. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go!

27. Planting grass won't make people lie down. Why don't you plant cactus?

28. I have a little mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

29. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

30. I spent 10,000 yuan on a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously: which Western Zhou Dynasty is this? This is from last week!

3 1. The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?

32. Distance does not produce beauty, but a mistress.

33. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

I don't even believe in punctuation.

35. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.

36. Hey, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

37. Not only pencils, but also you.

38. Laughter is just an expression and has nothing to do with happiness.

39. I should have been heartless a long time ago, and now I don't have to tear my heart out.

40. Now that I think about it, kindergartens are still easy to mix.

4 1. Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

Love sentence: There is always someone who can beat you with a smile.

1. You are a thorn in my throat. It hurts when pulled out, and dies when swallowed.

The most courageous thing I have ever done is to give up the opportunity to be friends and let you know that I like you.

Take care of your picky stomach and smiling eyes for me.

You are beyond my imagination, and I am beyond your imagination.

I can't say that I can only love one person all my life, which is impossible, but there must be one person who can make me laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

6. I am a fool and don't know how to give up on you; You are also a fool and don't know how to cherish me.

7. There is no unforgettable old love, only inappropriate new love.

8. Wine, drink half drunk, if you drink too much, you will get drunk; Love is still half true, and if you love more, your heart will be broken.

9. Cherish the people around you. When people are cold, they will never be warm again.

10. My request for love is simple. Find a person I love and love, walk hand in hand from day to night, from black hair to white hair.

1 1. You can't wake a person who is pretending to sleep, just as you can't touch someone who doesn't love you.

12. I traveled all over the campus just to see your figure.

13. I dare not tell you all my emotions, because all my emotions are related to you, and it is like expressing my love for you.

14. The reason why you are fall in price in his heart is that he knows you like him.

15. When she opened the door in the morning, she saw the cat of the handsome boy's house upstairs lying outside with a sign around her neck: The master is on a business trip, can you take me in? She smiled, picked up the cat and went into the house. Then the cat will appear pitifully for the same reason. One day, she heard a knock at the door and opened it, only to see the handsome boy outside: the cat is on a business trip. Can you take me in?

16. The wolf will only love one partner in his life, and even if he leaves, he will die alone!

17. Let's break up. Needless to say, you don't deserve me. We are not cell phones and chargers.

18. There is always someone who can beat you with a smile.

19. Don't make promises to others easily, because only those who listen will remember a lot.

20. Are you there? Hmm. There is something I want to tell you. Hmm. I like you. Hmm. Do you like me? Hmm. Automatic reply? number

2 1. No matter what you expect, the farther away you are, and whoever you hold on to will suffer the most.

22. You don't have to be nice, as long as I like it.

23. Time will tell me how I got through that difficult time; Time will also tell you how you lost someone who was willing to love you with his life.

24. What you love, what you think and what you care about will eventually be lost to what is good for you.

25. I am not good at comforting and retaining, so don't feel bad and don't go. The only thing I can do is stay with you, even if I don't say a word.

26. What hurts most is that the person who made you feel special yesterday makes you feel dispensable today.

27. Like a person and be happy together; Love a person and want to be together even if you are unhappy.

28. Sometimes, that person is right beside you, but you don't know her existence, because the wrong person blocks your sight.

29. Your name is in my heart, and I have never left.

30. There is always such a person in this world that once you meet him, you can't give up. Everything you experienced before you met was waiting. And after meeting, all you have to experience is being together.

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1. Night provoked wine, wine provoked you, you provoked me, and we were poor.

2. What brand of plastic bag can hold it so well?

3. Some people have missed it, thank God damn it.

4. People live well, why bother yourself with love?

If one day you want to cry, please call me and let me know that you have today?

6. There is no second time in this world. A broken mirror should be smashed on the ground.

7. I seriously doubt whether Yue Chang knits long pants with my red thread.

8. Sometimes I want to explain, but for a moment I think I know your mother.

9. No matter how expensive cigarettes are, a one-dollar lighter can light them.

10. Why do you always meet love rat? Give me a good reflection. Is it because you are so beautiful?

1 1. I am not a simple and frugal person. I just have no money! ?

12. Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day!

13. Don't care too much about your likes and misses except to marry you and transfer money. Better make a lot of money.

14. What ideals can a person talk about when he is exhausted to fill his stomach in this city?

15. Every winter, the place outside the bed can't be reached. The places where others go to the toilet are all on business, and the last one is to go abroad.

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1. Don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows also need sex.

People say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short, so I decided to cut it short.

Now people are following the trend. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

4. Not all men and women are equal, so why can't I go to the ladies' room?

I am open to everything I don't want to pay attention to, and I know it.

6. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

Mom told me that if your husband bullied you, let your grandparents take him away.

8. When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

9. Looking at beautiful women in the street, the high is appreciation, and the low is hooliganism.

10. So-and-so, you still owe me a hug. Give it back to me quickly.

1 1. Hold your hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

12. When I went to buy an egg tart, the salesgirl asked me what flavor I wanted. I saw the beauty of the salesgirl and said, is it feminine? The salesgirl replied that a bite is feminine, otherwise? Me!

13. Run Didi Express, send a girl to the suburbs in the early morning and drive to remote areas. I choked on a bubble of urine, so I pulled over and threw out a sentence, probably with some ferocious pain. I will solve my physical problems! My sister clutched my arm tightly and cried all over. Please, eldest brother, please leave me alone, my period is coming!

14. I'm just a passer-by in your life. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?

15. Love stories scattered by the wind are hoarse after all, and people who go far will not go home.

16. A person always has to go a long way, and only after countless sudden ups and downs in life can he mature.

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1. Memory is a bridge, but it leads to a lonely prison.

Once vowed to hold hands and say never to part, but time drowned that oath.

I am ready to spend my life with you, and I am ready for you to leave at any time. This is probably the best view of love, affectionate but not entangled.

You have plenty of time to pretend to be mature, but you can never go back to your childhood.

You may die forever until the prosperity runs out. Listen to the classic saying about sharing.

6. The past page, if you can't turn it, don't turn it. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

7. It was because I saw it too thoroughly that I began to live badly.

8. I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless.

9. Dude, where's your car? Can I borrow it? I took my girlfriend to do something. Dude's in the underground parking lot. There's not much gas. Remember to cheer me up when you come back. Two hours later, I returned my car keys to my buddy. Dude, did you cheer me up? I didn't add it. I didn't even start. Looking at my silly buddy, I cut my girlfriend's messy hair and dragged her away.

10. During the night shift, a patient pressed the pager. I hurried over and saw him lying under the bed. I quickly asked him what was wrong. He said he couldn't sleep. Let me chat with him! I'll help him to bed. You can close your eyes and rest. You can rest if you can't sleep! He wants me to come to your office and talk to you. I looked at the thunder and lightning outside the window. Uncle, are you afraid of thunder?

1 1. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves. I will definitely film my dad on the beach.

12. What I haven't changed is that time can't go back, the past.

13. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

14. Why don't you study bulletproof vests with your face?

15. There are two kinds of enemies: those who kill my family and those who wake me up.

16. Cover up my sadness in the crowded street.

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1. There was a class reunion. I tried on the clothes and said I had a headache. I don't know which dress to wear because I have too many clothes. My Xiong Haizi has a numbness. If you want to be young, I'll show you my crotch pants when I was a child.

I started my own business and didn't let my girlfriend work because I could afford it. I wanted her to help me with my bookkeeping and some prices. Very simple things are completely ignored now. I play games day and night, and sometimes I am really tired. My requirements are not high at all. I like starting a business together.

Xiao Ming quarreled with his deskmate and almost started. Xiaoming threw everything at his deskmate in a rage. The teacher roared, what do you want? Xiao Ming said loudly that it's none of your business to attend your class! Teacher. . .

Go to Xiamen by train, there is a beautiful woman on the upper berth. Chatting and chatting will be fine, saying that I went to college in Beijing and studied as a graduate student. For me, a college student, all kinds of envy. Asked what I was doing in Xiamen, I said I was going to see my boyfriend, and I suddenly thought it was a thousand miles away!

5. Going to dinner with my girlfriend, looking at the opposite girlfriend, my heart is full of love, and I can't help being cute to her. My girlfriend glared at me. Is it because I ate too much and hated me on purpose? ! Very special. . .

6. Seeing a classmate eating ice cream, I said that you look really good when you eat ice cream. Let me take your picture. She said yes, but remember to have a mosaic! So the next day, after I uploaded the photo to space, she wanted to hit me! I asked why? She said who the fuck asked you to set ice cream!

7. Being casual doesn't mean having no temper. I never said I was a kind person.

8. Don't write about your love all day. I don't have that much time to pay attention to you, and the love I want is not just talk!

9. Thank you for letting go of the chain when I need you.

10. Don't look at me watching plays, chatting and playing games in Weibo all day. I slept like a log the rest of the time!

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12. Once you like someone, your IQ will basically fail.

13. Love is a gamble. If you win, you will be together for life and grow old together. If you lose, you lose everything. Those who are closer than friends are all familiar strangers.

14. Please don't feel how unforgettable you are. The smile is real, not that I'm trying to be brave.

15. Spring breeze loves a hundred miles, and thousands of peach blossoms are not as good as you.

16. Those who keep saying that they are good for you are actually not. Remember one sentence, don't be simple!

17. You are my distant future and my unforgettable present.

18. Read only, the moment we meet, I will travel through time and space for you. Stop complaining, this stubborn look, in a flash, things have changed.

19. Who failed to live up to his insistence, who stuck to his hoary head. You use silence to avoid me, then I will help you without contacting.

20. Don't get what you can't get. It's not bad to die alone.

2 1. It's normal to care about other people's opinions, but you have to understand that not everyone is human.

I don't take you seriously. I always look down on things that are too cheap.

23. Youth is a heavy rain. Even if I have a cold, I still hope to take another bath in the future.

24. Bajie, I'm fighting the goddess Chang 'e, and I'll meet you in Gaolaozhuang later.

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The most beautiful scenery in the world,

How about the way home?

The greatest pain in life is not failure,

But I haven't experienced everything I want to experience.

Ten thousand bright futures,

Not worthy of a warm gift;

Every real gift,

Are the future we once imagined.

Don't complain,

Don't complain about who left you.

Some people are close, and some people are bound to be far away.

Live well,

Dream warmly and love thoroughly.

The vast sea of people, many people come into life,

Few people are interested.

In life,

No matter how boring time is, it is also a limited edition.

So, don't be sad for being old,

Waste new tears.

Knowledgeable but unsophisticated,

Is the kindest maturity.

The left bank is a dream, and the right bank is life.

Feet in hell, eyes in heaven.

Quiet and far-reaching, can see through the world of mortals.

Only satisfaction and gratitude,

Smile at life.

In a simple day, collect a quiet warmth,

The peace of tasting a cup of tea, the peace of a word,

Let the warmth bloom brilliant flowers in your heart.

Every young man will grow old,

But I hope you will always be good in my memory.

Dream your own dreams,

Go where you want to go,

Be who you want to be,

Because there is only one life,

There is only one chance.

It is not a good person who is happy for your sadness.

It is friends who are happy for your happiness.

Are those who grieve for your sorrow,

Someone who should be in my heart.

Do not love, do not complain, and be calm.

Life has joys and sorrows; Life has its ups and downs.

Learn to wave your sleeves calmly and smile warmly.

Four steps to a successful life:

Resist loneliness and temptation;

Know how to give up and learn to choose.

Life is like a dream,

Only when you are satisfied and grateful can you smile at life!

202 1 lovers are happy and sweet. I like it for many years, and you smile casually.

1. I like your casual smile for many years.

2. Woman, I hold hands with you, and I will only love you in my life.

3. I want to be a bad person, the kind that is only good for you.

4. The sweetest love words are the people you love most, planning you in his future.

There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.

6. If one day, the whole world doesn't want you. If you want to panic, come to me and I'll tell you. I don't want you either.

7. You smiled when we first met, but later I fell in love.

8. It's not that I have no feelings, but that I love you too much.

9. Would you like to go with me? I will use my life to make you happy until you are old.

10. The most beautiful thing is your smile when I peeked at you and your eyes collided.

1 1. I want to settle down for you, and I want to live a dull and happy life with you.

12. Waiting for your promised happiness, I want to be your bride.

13. I am willing to walk, as long as the destination is as far as you.

14. When the scenery is clear, maybe you will accompany me to watch the flowing water.

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15. Even if we are not under the same roof, at least we share a sky.

16. We will spend every day of every year together.

17. The person who laughs at the mention of his name is the one who occupies all of my heart.

18. That moment is the happiest melody I have ever heard.

19. I want to remember everything about you, including the wind you blew when you passed me.

I am waiting for someone who will never leave me.

2 1. Love can't last forever, it can only be a flash in the pan, and youth can't last forever, it can only be fleeting.

22. I will be romantic, I will hug, I will kiss and hold hands.

23. Once I lose you, even the thought of losing you will make my breath tremble.

24. Happiness is a feeling. If you feel right, you will be happy even when you are in pain.

25. You smoke yourself and told me not to smoke, because you said that girls can't have cute babies if they smoke.

26. In my warm heart

27. There will be a moment when you want to hug me just when I want to hug you.

28. Don't lie, don't hesitate, there will always be people who like your worst appearance.

The wind has been so strong recently that I almost blew my sweetheart away.

30. If you can't say sweet words, you just keep paying.

3 1. Let me love you for two days, with and without you.

32. Happiness is to feel at ease at the thought of you.

33. I want to walk with the wind and be your hero.

Don't expose my only regret.

35. Do you have a lover? People who love but can't.

Don't let people laugh at what happened to you.

37. You are different because you have no experience.

38. Don't regret saying goodbye.

39. Those beautiful things are still portrayed in my heart, and all I can embrace is regret.

40. It's the strongest wine that makes me sad.

4 1. A woman's sense of security comes from a pocket full of money.

I saw the process that he didn't love you.

43. A strong man saves himself, but a sage helps others.

44. When you leave, it's a road I can't turn back.

45. Give me my heart back on your dirty body.

46. My sentence can't be written in your mind.

47. Looking at the mountain and running a dead horse

48. Sunshine and you are the future I want.

49. You can spoil me to death as long as I have it.

50. What I want, only you have in the world.

5 1. I hope someone will see my shortcomings or don't leave me.