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Five times I wanted to have curly hair and a pure black face, and I succeeded once

1. Curly Hair told Jun Hei that she wanted to have sex with him.

"Impossible." Junhei, who was still called Demon Killer at that time, answered simply and decisively. The black and bold Chinese characters were placed in the dialog box, as cold as a few pieces of iron.

? Before Curly Mao could react from the confusion of being rejected, Chun Hei said again, "Study hard and make progress every day. I want to have more time for interviews in the future." Probably Realizing that his last sentence was too blunt, Junhei expressed his reason very tactfully not because he didn't want to meet, but because he cared about the other person.

? "..." Isn't this the winter vacation... Curly Mao silently swallowed the complaints back to his stomach.

? Obviously the other party is also a student, but he can give this official reason in a very paternalistic manner. In Curly's eyes, idols' words are automatically filtered, so this awkward and arrogant comfort becomes a kind of motivation and promise in the future.

? "You mean we will meet one day in the future, right?" Curly smiled at the other side of the screen.

? "Besides. I have something else to do. You should go to bed first. It's not early today. Good night." The avatar named "Demon Slayer" flashed and dimmed.

? Chunhei, the King of Flags, should have known that every flag he sets will one day come true.

? This is the third month of online games between Curly Hair and Pure Black.

? At that time, Chun Hei was often misunderstood as a girl, because he always typed when speaking in the group, with a slightly embarrassed tone, which was abrupt among the voice messages of a bunch of rough guys. Yes.

? Some people will also find fault, saying that the style of Demon Slayer Guide is so wild and fast, how come it looks like a girl?

? Can’t a girl’s style be wild? The two camps with different opinions began to fight each other. Curly watched them quietly, but his fingers that wanted to type stayed on the keyboard for a long time. He felt that no matter whether Demon Slayer was a rough guy or a cute girl, his admiration for the great god would not change.

? With his persistence in grabbing the sofa and harassing the small window, Curly Hair finally caught the attention of Pure Black. The other party agreed to play two games with him. If Mao didn't go to Chun Hei, Chun Hei would take the initiative and ask him if he wanted to get online.

? Whenever Curly encounters this situation, whether he is doing homework or reviewing lessons, he will immediately drop what he is doing and quickly go online and enter the room.

? Later, Pure Black discovered this situation and immediately told Curly seriously that this kind of thing should not happen again. The two of them made a three-part agreement. Pure Black would not go to Curly Hair to connect with her. Curly Hair would have to study hard and would only be able to connect online on weekends or during holidays.

? This is not a contract at all! This is authoritarianism! Curly Hair shouted dissatisfied.

? "Young man, please be obedient. There is only power but no democracy here." Pure black and no voice, black and bold Chinese Song fonts are placed there coldly, and the commas and periods seem to have a mocking effect.

2.

? Curly hair still wants to have a pure black face.

? Pure Black quit the speed attack group, changed his name, and started working alone on Youku. The graphic guide became a demonstration guide, and he still remained silent.

? Curly couldn't help but asked curiously why he didn't explain the guide. The person on the other end of QQ was silent for a long time, and finally sent a sentence. After reading it, Curly held his stomach and laughed for a long time, crying. All came out.

? "I'm afraid my voice won't sound good."

? Curly registered a Youku membership account, used his personal money to top up the VIP, and only followed Pure Black. . He is still keen on grabbing the sofa for video messages. When someone asks questions under the video, Pure Black will not answer, and Curly Hair will answer them one by one; if someone raises objections to Pure Black's playing style, Curly Hair will tear him away with his head. As time went by, everyone began to call the person with the ID "naturally curly hair" the leader of the pure black fan group. Curly Mao readily accepted the call and was very happy for a long time.

? Pure Black is finally willing to start commentating. For a long time, Youku's popularity has been tepid, and the clicks are neither high nor low. After Curly found out, he "smoothly" registered several membership accounts, taking turns to give Pure Black likes and increase clicks every day. He never told Pure Black about this because he didn't think it was necessary.

? What made Pure Black instantly popular was the Escape series. Pure Black's gasping and screaming instantly attracted many fans. More and more people were attracted by this strategy commentator who has a coquettish and decisive style of play. Attractive, video scores continue to rise.

? Congratulations. Curly said this while online, smiling openly and heartlessly, with a boyish cunning tone in his tone.

? Pure Black and Curly Hair spend less and less time online. He puts more energy into practice and editing. He wants to take advantage of his popularity during this period to work hard and strive to stabilize the video. quality.

? Everyone will envy glamorous people, but who knows the hard work those people put in behind the scenes?

? "Would you like to do a two-person strategy with me? Cell division is just right." After a while, Curly received such an invitation from Pure Black.

? Curly Hair was so excited that he couldn't control himself. He was also worried about whether he could achieve the level of pure black and whether it would affect the quality of the other party. As everyone knows, the pure black man on the other end of the computer also nervously stayed in front of the screen after sending the message, licking his lips from time to time. He was a little hesitant, fearing that Curly Hair would reject the first invitation in his life.

? "Okay! When will you start practicing?" A dialog box pops up.

? Pure Black let out a long breath.

? Curly found that his thinking was still too simple. In the end, he couldn't remember how many times they tried and practiced. Pure black can no longer be considered a high standard and strict requirement. Recording The slightest flaw in the process will be found and become a reason to re-record.

? When the last guide was posted online, Curly Mao, who had been watching for a long time, still grabbed the sofa, and then sighed: Life is not easy, and he does not want to see cells again for a long time in the future. Split this game.

? "Do you want a face-to-face meeting?" Curly Hair asked Chun Hei in a carefree QQ message, relying on the good relationship between the two of them just after working together.

? "I haven't had time recently..." Pure Black replied.

? It was exactly as expected. Curly Hair sighed to express his inner disappointment, and then replied to Pure Black, "Then have a good rest!" with a smiley face.

3.

? Curly registered the account of Station A and Station B, and also started to try to make video strategies. He still paid attention to Pure Black, and read through the two-player strategies of the other party one by one, and then discovered that barrage videos are indeed different from ordinary videos. Those real-time complaints can also be regarded as a major feature of videos in some aspects.

? I don’t know when a “curly black” cp appeared on the Internet. I swipe it back and forth on Youku and AB sites all day long. Curly hair doesn’t matter, but pure black doesn’t seem to be happy about it. I don't want to mention it either.

? Curly Hair tried to post some GTA videos of himself and Pure Black in private on the Internet for entertainment. Unexpectedly, it triggered a storm of cp party. Some people not only said in the video , and even went to the Weibo accounts of two people to browse. Curly Hair still had reservations, but Pure Black publicly stated the matter on Weibo and expressed his opposition to CP.

? During that time, there was a bit of a quarrel between the two people. There were fewer online connections, and they had their own affairs to be busy with, so the relationship atmosphere became stagnant for a while.

? Curly Hair wanted to talk to Chun Hei several times. If Chun Hei didn’t like it, he could openly object to brushing CP, but the words he wanted to send out several times were stuck in the reply. On the car key.

? He still doesn't want to do it. It seems that this is an irreversible mistake, and once it is made, it can never be corrected.

? The two of them had less contact, and the CP party, which had no topics to explore, also calmed down a little.

Curly Mao took advantage of the good opportunity and proposed to meet Ji again, saying that if Chun Hei didn't have time, he could go to Jinan to see him.

? As usual, Pure Black refused.

? Then there is no other way, Curly's tone could not conceal his frustration.

4.

? How long can a person have the energy and interest to express enthusiasm for another thing?

? Curly is an active member. When he has nothing to do, he will browse the forum, watch the videos he has posted, and watch the trivial matters in the group.

? Maybe it’s because there are more people and more power, and there are too many CP brushes, and some of them are even analytical. Sometimes Curly Hair will look at it and have an illusion: Is he really interested in pure black? Too concerned?

? Looking back carefully, from Curly's student days to his current position, pure black has had a great influence on him. If you haven't met such a person, if you haven't discovered the fun and challenge of games from him, maybe Curly Hair is still a science and engineering major, doing elective internships on construction sites or in laboratories, and looking for jobs after graduating from university. Work. You can still live happily.

? So why did he get to this point?

? Once such a thought pops up, it is difficult to stop it. Curly Hair could only let it thrive, watching this idea grow taller and taller, and finally turned into a big tree in the sky that wrapped around the entire heart.

? He had an answer, but he didn't want to think of it.

? The friendship between boys is straightforward, and they can still be good buddies if their misunderstandings are explained clearly. Curly Hair Pure Black has reconciled as before, and continues to connect when it is time to be online, and continue to chat when it is time to chat. Curly's Internet speed is so bad that I can't run YY games. I can only use QQ. Sometimes I forget the time and the QQ call can hang up for a whole day. When it ends, the bubble shows 12:09:47. It’s not that they talked much, it’s more that they remembered one sentence, and there was no life after that. After playing two games, they suddenly asked each other in confusion what did I say in the previous sentence?

? Curly finds opportunities to play with Pure Black both in live broadcasts and privately. In some live broadcasts, he will cut and upload them, while in private, he will save them after cutting them, as if he were alone. Some memories are the same.

? One time, Curly Mao was bored while watching an issue of his own GTA. The barrage kept saying "Primary school-style quarrels", "Young Heroes' good driving skills" and "2333333". Curly Mao couldn't bear it while lying on the sofa. He couldn't help but smile.

? Suddenly a barrage floated across the screen the next second. Curly Hair was startled and clicked pause.

? "Maomao couldn't help but peek at Young Master 23333"

? His first-person perspective on the screen just turned to the direction of the pure black character. From the audience's point of view, indeed Much like peeking.

? Curly Hair dared to swear to God that it was something he did unconsciously. But since it is unconscious, why does it seem to be hinting at something?

? At this moment, Curly Hair suddenly wanted to see pure black. It is not a few conversations through network data, nor various virtual identities of each other, but real contact. He found that he had never been so eager to see this person, his breath, his eyes, his body temperature, everything real.

5.

? Across the crowd, Pure Black could easily see Curly Hair—the height of nearly 1.9 meters is like a beacon to some extent. It won’t work if I don’t come out. The other person was similar to what he had imagined, with a clean smile and a lively and curious impression, like a primary school student.

? Pure Black laughed at his metaphor.

? Curly worked hard, relying on his perseverance to grab the sofa and harass the small window, and finally got the pure black nod to the matter.

? After the meeting, Curly looked at Pure Black a little awkwardly. For many years, netizens felt that one day they would finally get a good result.

? "Curly, right?" Pure Black raised her eyes and looked at him lazily, then reached out to pick up his suitcase. "Do you have many things? Do you need me to help you?"

? "No, no, not much."

" Curly Hair pulled the box to his side, avoiding Chun Hei's movement. He wanted to be polite, but he didn't expect Pure Black to actually retract his hand.

? It's really the same as on the Internet. The communication was different... Curly Hair was a little embarrassed, following Chun Hei through the bustling crowd

? Until they got into the taxi, Curly Hair took advantage of Chun Hei's body to peek again. He didn't expect Chun Hei to make the same move. Their eyes met in mid-air, with embarrassed looks on each other's faces.

"It's been quite hot in Jinan these past two days. , let me treat you to some ice cream. I know a delicious one. After Junhei finished speaking dryly, he went to take a picture of the driver's seat, "Master, please change the place and go to XX Road." " Before Curly could react, the taxi had already changed lanes and turned.

? Curly found out that Pure Black was actually nervous too, and his tone was a little fluttery every time he said a word. This realization made Curly Mao seemed to have discovered something interesting, and couldn't help but tease Chun Hei: "I remember you had a stomachache from eating cold food before, why can't you control it again today? "

? "Am I out of control? Which eight-year-old kid came to me? "Junhei couldn't accept such a provocation, and glanced at Curly Hair, "This is how I treat guests! Do you understand? "

? The atmosphere seemed familiar and warm.

? In the ice drink shop, Chun Hei originally insisted on a large portion of smoothie. When he saw a full bowl, His face was a bit pale when it was served. Just kidding, he would definitely have stomach problems after eating this bowl.

? Curly took the smoothie helplessly and got his own cherry ice cream. Push it to Pure Black. “I’ll trade with you. ”

? Chun Hei lowered his head and whispered thank you.

? Looking at Chun Hei’s profile, the sunlight hit and there was a shallow shadow under the eyelashes. As the other person lowered his head, It was more like a simple black and white sketch.

? Curly Hair suddenly remembered that he had half-joked in a live broadcast before, "Are you talking about my heartbeat?" ”

? He can really hear his heartbeat now.

FIN.