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Boys are cold-faced society, talk about Daquan's cold-faced domineering boys and talk about reality.
2. Don't touch what you can't touch, and don't mess with people who can't mess with me.
I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.
When reality raises its hand and slaps you in the face, you should give it a high five. Even a broken jar falls louder than others!
Don't bother someone who doesn't want to talk to you, because the most important person in his heart is not you.
6. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!
7. I don't know what the textbook is saying, but I feel so powerful.
8. Sleeping right is love, sleeping wrong is happy cooperation.
9. What was the story when you were a teenager? Nothing more than drinking a few times and loving someone.
10. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing I can be proud of is my good digestion.
1 1. Life will get better gradually, and everyone who leaves me will die.
12. Like is like, you care why.
13. Not everyone can be angry with me. First of all, make clear your relationship with me and who you are.
14. If you don't like each other, you hate each other. This is also an ideal interpersonal relationship. At least nobody needs to pretend.
15. It's my skill to retreat despite difficulties. I need you to tell me what to do.
16. Don't say sorry to me. Sorry can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.
17. Good-looking skins are loose, and interesting souls are addicted to singles.
18. I hit the south wall, but I want to knock it down.
19. Don't covet meaningless people or things. How can you free up your hand to receive gifts with garbage?
20. I think you, you are not a mortal, at least you are not an ordinary mortal, and you are particularly annoying.
2 1. You have a way to do anything you want, and you have an excuse for things you don't want to do. You have the freedom to choose and the obligation to bear the consequences.
22. Without money, what can you do to maintain your affection, stabilize your love, contact your friendship and rely on your mouth?
23. Men are not bad, women don't love them, and men don't care, just for show.
24. I want to be with you, and no one can stop me. I want to be with you. I'm crazy.
25. If I don't get married after many years, if you do, tell your children to be careful after school.
26. The elevator is obviously standing. Why do you always say that you are taking the elevator?
27. If you stare at a simple word for a long time, you will find that you don't know the word, and the more you look at it, the less you understand it.
28. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.
Qq expansion declaration personality boys talk about cold maturity.
1. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.
2. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I don't die.
What I can't forget is my memory, what I continue is my life, and what I miss is just passing by.
4. Don't tell Lao Zi, or it will be a big break.
I miss you now, but I don't have the courage to bother you again.
6. Pass anyone but you and want to spoil you.
7. As a typical failure, Inverse is really too successful.
8. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.
Believe it or not, silence is contagious. You ignore me for a long time, and I ignore you.
10. The world is so dirty, who is qualified to say sadness!
1 1. You may not be able to pick up what I threw away.
12. Talking is like farting.
13. Don't put down your posture, or I will despise you.
14. No one can live without anyone, and the earth can't live without you.
15. How can I control my heart that beats for you as soon as I see you?
16. Why do I often cry? Because I love her deeply.
17. I am not beautiful, not beautiful, nor gentle, but I love you more than words.
18. What do you want to pretend to be free and easy when you can't even eat yourself?
19. Not everyone will answer your childish question.
I always like to combine shame with study.
2 1. A person's greatest achievement is to know others without judging them. If you don't know others, talk less and talk the most, fall in price.
22. My heart is not a bus, and I can't sit in an empty seat.
23. My choice is full of thorns, even if I roll and climb, I will go to the end.
24. Paying is not about value, but about interest.
25. Without labor and capital, there are ten thousand possibilities in your life.
26. As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can't change faces here.
27. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate.
Boys talk coldly.
1, I'm not in a good mood recently, and I plan to go to heaven tomorrow.
I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I became fat in one bite.
3. A woman's housekeeping skill is coquetry, and a man's specialty is lying.
4. Cosmetics are women's confidence; For men, this is an illusion.
Every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
6, I think you, you are not a mortal, at least you are not an ordinary mortal, you are particularly annoying.
7, men are not bad, women don't love, men don't color, it is purely a decoration.
8. I want to be with you, and no one can stop me. I want to be with you. I'm crazy.
9. Stare at a simple word for a long time, and you will find that you don't know the word, and the more you look at it, the less you understand it.
10, most of the men around us are dogs, and some people are even worse than dogs.
1 1, stepping on your self-esteem to raise other people's prices, you fucking live so cheap?
12, tomorrow's exam, I wish myself good luck in the exam, and I wish you all the best!
13, I am not an invincible wall, and I don't have a heart that is invulnerable.
14, if you start to miss me, remember, it's not that I want to go, it's that you put it down.
15. Go on a trip. There must be a place without memories and you.
16, when the score comes out, you must listen to it with your right ear, because your left ear may die suddenly if it is close to your heart.
17, I wonder which mental hospital forgot to close? Please, can you turn down the resolution on your face?
18, where you fall, you get up. Always falling that way, I suspect there is a pit!
Don't spend money on someone who doesn't care spending it with you.
20. Me Before You, my sky is gray. After knowing you, my sky is completely dark!
2 1. If you hate me, then you are a loser, not me.
If you don't like me, don't look at me. Remember to take a detour when you see me in the future.
23. People who pick up my money and don't pay me back will never be able to suffocate you in your life.
24, never underestimate yourself, because you are so fat, how can you get smaller.
25, you are like love in the palm of your hand, it is strange that you don't suffocate when you close your palm.
26. When someone says goodbye, a star in the sky will go out again.
27. Last night, I had a long chat with Mozzie. I know it with courtesy, move it with emotion, influence it and become a vegetarian!
28. I was not careful. I saw you clearly. I'm sorry.
29. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
30. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!
3 1, although I don't know what the textbook is saying, I feel so powerful.
32. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.
33. I ran out of luck when I met you, and I never made a wrong multiple-choice question again.
34. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and the person who loves you deeply.
35. There was a plum tree in front of Bai Yutang, which opened for whom. Only the spring breeze cherishes each other the most, once a year.
Playing LOL with you now is the same as playing CF with you before, but you don't know that I only like to play small games.
37. I don't want to go to work for 30 days in a month!
38, the boundless Chineydy, I only come to smile for the proud flower evil.
39. If I don't get married after many years, if you do, tell your children to be careful after school.
40. The elevator is obviously standing. Why do you always say that you are taking the elevator?
4 1, you are mine. I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can fix it for one yuan. Let me treat you!
42. I only had a nosebleed once, but I still mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!
43. I fell into the river with your mother. Who will you save first? Dude, your dad and I got caught taking drugs together. Who will you save first?
44. History is always strikingly similar: the year before last, you were single; last year, this year, you are still single.
45. I watched my homework for a minute, then my mobile phone became jealous, and then I coaxed my mobile phone for an hour.
46. The yellow sand wears golden armor in hundreds of battles, and the broken loulan is not returned.
47. Old man, can you stop holding my hand with inferior red thread? It breaks down from time to time.
48. I can see your invisibility, in exchange for your blindness to me.
49. Soft sister paper sees basketball coming, but it hides, while thick sister paper picks it up, and the man strikes back with his hand and I kick it.
50. Reality tells us. What happened? Don't worry. It's nothing. Don't go bankrupt. What are you moving? Don't get emotional.
5 1, how dare you curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning? I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.
52. If you have a pear, put it in the refrigerator and it will turn into a frozen pear!
53. When school starts, the waist is not sour; The leg doesn't hurt anymore; Even my heart stopped beating.
54. Didn't you say you were young and beautiful? You have become the acne of the elderly.
55. I like three beautiful things very much: long eyelashes, dimples and small tiger teeth. Just right, you have both.
Honey, I can help you keep out the wind. Don't block my electric fan.
57. If a woman is willing to go all out, she will certainly go further than a man.
58. I look like you.
59. How dare you lie to me. How can I have the courage not to believe you?
60. I am deeply gratified that the teacher was reluctant to buy air conditioners, but printed so many test papers.
6 1, you have the right to remain silent, but we will silence you soon.
62. Losing love is not necessarily a bad thing. It can make people grow up and become mature and sensible.
63. It's no big deal to break up, and one can live well.
64. The cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.
Since you are standing still, I am also idle. Otherwise, let's fall in love!
66. Listen to physics, look at physics in the fog, and ignore physics.
67. Every reserved and calm present has a silly and naive past.
68. I'm here, as long as you're cute, don't worry about the rest.
69. My outlook on life: Red Bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.
70, praise a person, it is best to use official documents; Criticize a person and try to use the phone.
7 1, maybe love is not passion, nor nostalgia, but years, and years have become a part of life.
72. Homosexuality is nothing. After the mid-term exam, everyone around me is in Japan.
73. There are no perfect two people, only two people who give in to each other.
74, don't think that you took a leaf, you are IP Man.
75. In today's world, the streets are full of light bulbs.
76. Silk stockings represent power. Men wear them to conquer banks, and women wear them to conquer men.
77. It is not difficult to find a job, and it is not difficult to find a boyfriend. If you can't support people by working, change your mind and let men support you.
78. Don't wait for parting to say I love you; Don't wait until after breaking up to regret not cherishing it.
79. If you admit that your head doesn't work, go home and take good care of it. Maybe you can save it!
80. Action does not necessarily bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
8 1. If I love you less, I can talk more.
82. You are the person I loved, struggled and gave up, and I still want to love without hesitation.
83. When you see someone you like at school, you immediately enter B mode.
84. For foodies, the happiest thing in the world is eating.
Cold and domineering boys talk about cool and handsome boys talk about daquan.
1. I am angular, angry, poisonous and stinging. Don't come near me out of curiosity.
2. Ability is not worthy of ambition, which is the root of all troubles. The world is fair. If you want it, you must learn to pay and learn to persist. Everyone decides what life is like through their own efforts.
I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.
4. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I am, as long as I don't die.
5, I choose thorns all over the road, even if I roll and climb, I will go to the end.
6. Even if no one applauds you, take a graceful curtain call and thank yourself for your earnest efforts. For the sake of the future, it is necessary to suffer a little now.
7. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long, and a cool word runs through my life!
8. I don't regret everything I have done, including blindfolding and trusting someone. One day, if ten thousand arrows go through the heart, I think. But remember, there is no forgiveness after injury.
9. Do useful things, say positive things, think beautiful things and have a good sleep. Spend time making progress instead of complaining.
10, the road you choose, you will go on happily; Take time to envy others and plan your life.
1 1. If you can't tolerate me, it means you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.
12, it is said that you asked a person for a password, and he gave it to you without saying anything. People who trust you are also trustworthy people.
13, what I can't forget is memories, what I continue is life, and what I miss is just passing by.
14, people's greatest achievement is to know people without judging them. If you don't know others, talk less and talk the most, fall in price.
15, my heart is not a bus, I can sit down if there is a vacancy.
16. Even if you encounter the greatest misfortune in the world, the prerequisite for solving all difficulties is to be alive. Only alive, there is hope. No matter how painful and sad you are, as long as you can live hard, everything will be fine.
17, you can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life. Your problem is that you can understand everything, but you are lazy!
18, unkind mouth and humor are two different things, outspoken and honest are two different things, uneducated and casual are two different things, honesty and honest are two different things.
19, if there is something more awesome in this world than insisting on liking someone for many years, it should be letting go.
20. I am only responsible for what I say. As for how you understand what I said, it's not my responsibility.
2 1, I can be kinder than a good person or more vicious than a bad person. I look like you!
22. Use your own efforts to get success, and then success will be like a big slap in the face to those who once looked down on you. The louder the better.
23. I am nostalgic, nostalgic, nostalgic, but I don't miss the old people.
No matter what you do, don't disturb others' lives with your own values and lifestyle, or even try to change others.
No matter how bad I am, there is only one me in the world. No matter how good you are, you will never meet the second me.
26. The sweat and tears you shed after getting married are all the water that entered your head when you chose a husband!
27. We all have to go through a period of trying to shut up and not complain before we can shine, go to cooler places and become cooler people.
28. Do you know what is the greatest weapon of mankind? Is the determination to throw caution to the wind
29, people are alive, the circle is not too big, just tolerate yourself and some people; Friends are not many, but sincere.
30. My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: Go away.
3 1, the three goals for the rest of your life, you have meat and wine, if you can't have both, you can leave the first two.
32. I tell you, if you don't work hard now and step into the society in the future, you can't spell out your parents, only Pinduoduo.
Complaining is the most meaningless thing. If you really can't stand the surrounding environment, then secretly try to practice your skills and then jump out of that circle.
34. Every day is a unique gift. How hard you work now and how lucky you will be in the future!
35. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.
36. A pack of cigarettes can solve the problem. Why shed those tears?
37. In the communication etiquette of adults, there is no direct promise, that is, refusal. I can save you face and hope you grow up.
No matter how you live, we have only one purpose, don't go against your wishes, and don't regret it. Besides, people who go to hell are awesome.
39. If you don't want to accept your fate, go ahead. I always believe that there will be gains sooner or later, big or small, and I will never live up to your efforts. There is a gap that you always envy others' success, but dare not start.
40. I have been homeless for half my life, and you have been homeless all your life.
4 1, you cherish me, I will pay you back twice, you don't care about me, just let everything go to zero.
42. Don't be afraid when you are young, and don't regret when you are old. As long as you have a dream in your heart, the whole world will make way for you.
43. Don't let low-quality diligence ruin you. Nothing you really like and want can be easily obtained. This is the reason for the effort.
44. Life is like playing Super Mario. Even a turtle can kill you when you don't eat mushrooms and grow bigger. No one sympathizes with the weak crying in the corner. If they don't work hard, they will only be eliminated.
45. Time tells us that what we have said can be ignored, and those who have loved can start over.
46, unwilling to live such a dull life, we must work hard and say to everyone: I am worthy of my ambition.
47. Don't help others, hate yourself, learn to reject others, and respect others' rejection.
48. Don't think that the world has abandoned you. In fact, the world has no time to talk to you.
49. Don't always complain that life is not lucky enough. You owe life an effort. Whether the future is beautiful or not depends on whether you struggle now.
99 steps are like one step, and the last step is dignity.
5 1, making money can cure all affectation, and having money can cure all inferiority.
Let's eat fish sometime. I think you are very picky.
53. You can be unhappy, but you can't disturb the happiness of others; You have sharp edges, but you can't stab others.
Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.
55. If others are kind to you, you should live up to your own expectations and you will be able to repay them in the future. If others treat you badly, you should live up to expectations and stand firm one day.
You don't have to give your face to others, but you can't live without your own face.
I don't have enviable love, but I have enviable friendship.
58. Time will tell you that everything in the world will expire.
59. Those who have deleted me will not add me for the second time; People who have left me, I don't want to take another look; Those who hate me, please continue and don't give up.
60. Not every shell has pearls, but pearls must appear in the shell. Not everyone who works hard will succeed, but successful people must work hard!
6 1. Nobody will pay for your future. You either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society. This is life.
62. The better the book, the more suitable it is for later reading. The better, the more suitable for meeting later.
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