Laugh at yourself for being fat.

1. Thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

2. My three shortcomings are: First, I am fat; The second fattest; Third, you can't lose weight!

The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

4. Give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

6. My sister gave me a look and said, "Don't let the meat hear me."

7. Smiled, eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

8. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run, which is naturally a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.

9. This year, I am going to slim down into a flash of lightning, which will make your eyes shine; As a result, fat becomes a nut wall, blocking your view.

10, all the bad emotions come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and lacking money.