Funny circle of friends, what do you have?

1, young people should never lose confidence because of a subject of mathematics, you are not the only one who can't do it.

2. Wang Sicong said, I make friends, no matter whether he has money or not, anyway, he is not as rich as me. His confidence is similar to mine. When I make friends, I don't look at others being poor. Anyway, I'm not poor myself.

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday, and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

4. Go to see "Speed ? ? and Passion 8" and see half of the broadcast: Please ask Bentley owners with license plate Beijing A88888 to move their cars. After listening to this broadcast, I walked out of the cinema impatiently in the amazing eyes of everyone, and then went to my hand.

My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

6. "Do you like small animals?" "Of course I do." "How much do you like it?" "How to say ... every meal!"

7. I thought for a moment, why do experts recommend eating seven points full for dinner, because the other three points should be used for midnight snack.

8. I didn't know anything about chemistry in today's exam, and then I made a gesture to my classmates, so they pointed at several girls in succession. So I watched these girls carefully. Then I silently added ADCBACDB…… ... ...

9. Don't always ask me what I'm doing. What can I do besides studying?

10, the position is not firm. I will play with whoever has big breasts. I can't help it I am such a person who goes with the flow.

1 1. My friend said that his cactus is very delicate and will move when watered. I went to his house, damn it! Poor hedgehog.

12, my friend took me home. I used to light a cigarette when I got on the bus. My friend pinched off my cigarette and said, "Don't smoke when you get on the bus. Smells like soot. " I fucking slapped him in the past, riding an electric car smells like fucking smoke!

13, I vaguely remember that I learned online shopping to save money.

14. When I was a child, my dream was to be a hero. When I grew up, I didn't expect it to be easily realized with my mobile phone. There are quite a lot of choices.

15, someone asked me why my skin is black. I smiled. One white covers all the ugliness. You hide your ugliness for nothing, but I'm not ugly.