Deyun Society Funny Talk about Copywriting

Three people's "turn to four generations"

I really like listening to your cross talk.

Hello.

Do you know me?

Forgive my blindness.

You are so forgetful.

What do you mean by that?

A: You have met too many famous actors.

B: That's right.

I know you, but you don't know me.

B: I can't remember.

When you were a child, I often went to your house.

B: Yes.

You are a few years behind me.

B: How many years younger than you?

You were a child then.

B: That's right.

I am a young man.

Ah, yes, yes.

A: I often come to your house to play.

B: Ah.

A: Of course, young people usually come to your home.

B: Of course.

A: The gate of the building.

B: That's right.

A: Shenzhai Courtyard

B: Hey.

There are red lanterns hanging at the door.

Very bright.

Of course, there are your uncles at the door.

Yes, there are many relatives in my family.

A: Uncle and Uncle have been standing at the door.

B: That's right.

A learned man.

B: literati?

A: Gentle and gentle.

B: Literati writers.

Uncle, stand here.

B: Yes.

A: I have a big bald head with tattoos on my head.

A head full of tattoos.

A: Literati.

I see.

A: Bare back.

Wow.

A: Bright blocks show muscles.

B: Yes.

A: How thick is a pair of heart-protecting hair?

Well, the forest, this is

A: I wrote this hairtail.

B: It's all a mess. Some people are carrying fish.

What is that?

That's a dragon.

A: I don't understand either.

B: Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand.

A: It says one dragon, board belt.

B: Yes.

A: To this stop.

B: That's right.

You are very learned.

B: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Don't wear it. Do you look learned?

A: Uncle, this knowledge is almost enough.

B: There's a big difference.

A: My uncle has a good knowledge.

My second uncle is very knowledgeable.

A: At this point, he looks like a professor in a university, with a partial score of 37.

B: Pay attention separately.

A: Hair 37.

B: Yes.

A: The eyebrows are also 37.

B: It's a person's appearance.

Wearing a black suit.

B: Soap blue.

A black suit is the most formal dress.

B: Very solemn.

Tuck it into your belt.

My hometown is in town. Do you have a suit with a belt inside?

He wants this son of a bitch to know.

B: I have my sister-in-law with me.

You are wearing a pair of leather underwear.

Don't flatter me. Isn't leather underwear the same?

A: Obviously rich.

This is outrageous. Underwear assembled in the west.

A: Melaleuca cloth shoes with leggings.

What are you dressed like this for?

A: To this stop.

Well, I'm shaking, too.

No, uncle is this way.

B: It's different. That makes sense.

A: You can call a prostitute at home.

B: You wait for you to wait for you ... You are wrong.

That should be?

B: There are many guests.

A: I don't understand this either. I don't know. I always go to your house to play.

B: That's right.

Your mother has the most sisters.

B: Yes.

You are a good aunt.

B: That's right.

A: Big sister, second aunt, third aunt and fourth aunt.

B: Quite a lot.

A: All the way to my aunt.

B: Ah.

A: There are also many guests.

B: Then what should we do?

A: Just one idea.

An aunt entertained a guest.

A: How?

B: Huh?

What are you doing?

B: Have tea and chat.

A: Chatting with guests.

B: Let's have tea and chat. You will be very young then.

A: I don't remember.

No, I remember. There must be five. 6 years old

A: Almost.

B: Running around the yard, guests have to praise him when they see it.

A: how to praise it?

B: Ah, hehe ~ hehe ~ hehe, this little bastard is not bad.

Is that a compliment?

Whose is this? This is ...

Your mother heard it in the house. She called you soon, Bao Xiao.

B: Wait a minute.

A: kowtow to uncle and grandpa.

B: How can I be a treasure? I ...

Isn't your nickname Bao

My nickname is Bao. I have a surname there.

A: What's your last name?

B: B.

A: at that time, your surname was not B.

B: What's it called?

A: Take your mother's surname.

Who is my mother?

A: Wei

Wei Xiaobao. Wow.

A: Smart.

B: What a mess.

Where exactly do you live?

B: I don't know where to live after asking for a long time.

A: I am in a trance.

B: If we don't talk to you for a long time, our family will live in the front door.

Oh, your family lives at the front door.

B: Ah.

A: So you have lived in Qianmen for tens of thousands of years.

B: tens of thousands of years.

A: Thousands of years.

Too much.

What a pity!

B: It's too long.

A: It's too long.

B: Do you have time?

How many hours have you been here? A few minutes.

B: All right. One foot in the sky, one sentence in the ground.

A: A few seconds.

Too much.

A: Subtle.

B: It's too short.

A: Milliseconds.

B: Stop it.

A: Huh?

B: You don't know after that.

A: We don't study aquatic products either. We know that.

Yes, you are Peking University. Time is long and short.

That should be?

I know what you mean.

A: Oh

Didn't you just ask me how long I lived there?

A: Yes.

Let me tell you something. I can't do it for a year.

Oh, it's been so long.

Four generations of my family have lived there.

I have lived here for four generations.

B: How can I return it?

A: Who told you to say Peking University?

B: and hold a grudge.

A: Then don't ask, it will be you.

B: How could the first generation be me?

Who is the first generation?

My grandfather.

A: Oh ~ ~ ~

B: This is an alarm. this is

A: What about this second generation?

The 2nd1generation is my father.

A: hmm ~ ~ ~ these three generations?

B: The third generation is me.

Oh, brother-in-law is you.

B: My father-in-law is you.

A: Then we are not strangers.

B: what's not an outsider?

A: Then who are these four generations?

B: The 4th1generation is in front of me.

A: Son?

B: Ah.

Well, smart and intelligent.

Nothing to do. Why do you ask?

Isn't this to chat with you?

Oh, chat.

A: To tell you the truth, it's been so long.

B: How about that?

A: A little thirsty.

Oh, you are thirsty.

Do you have any water?

B: Water is fine. We have enough water here. Please wait for me to find it for you.

Please give me a glass of water.

B: OK?

A: OK, OK, OK.

B: Just a moment, please.

A: That's it.

B: Mr. C, Mr. C.

C: What goes around comes around.

You have a beautiful dress.

C: Just arrived.

B: Yes.

C: What is this?

B: A friend came here and said something. I'm thirsty. Please bring me some water to drink.

C: Which one, which one?

B: Friend.

C: That.

B: Ah.

C: Drink water.

B: That's right.

C: The water is in the toilet.

B: Then what should we do?

C: Give it to him after brushing.

B: Drink secondhand, huh?

C: Why should I give him water to drink?

I am with a friend.

C: You really don't open your eyes.

What will happen?

C: How can you treat him as a friend?

B: Just friends.

C: He is a bad man.

Is he a bad guy?

Captain: To tell you the truth, I saw him. Really? Look at him.

How can it be?

If you go with him, you will suffer.

B: No way.

Captain: What's the matter, brother?

B: Why?

Captain: What he just said to you is not human.

You're not right. I am a friend. You said he didn't talk.

C: Did he talk to you?

B: That's right.

Where do you live?

B: Yes.

C: Thousands of years, tens of thousands of years?

B: That's right.

C: Yes, it's a thousand-year-old turtle.

B: where to shoot it?

C: Just say this color image can't be like this.

I should have known not to wear this.

C: I can't see.

B: Then they changed it.

C: Where do you live?

B: Ah.

C: How many generations have you lived?

B: That's right.

C: Is it true?

Is this a shame?

C: How can this be a good word? This is a curse.

B: How can this be a curse?

C: How many generations have you lived?

B: Four generations.

C: Who is this generation?

My grandfather.

C: Ah ~ ~ ~ How can you be stupid?

How could I be stupid?

C: You say so.

B: Grandpa.

C: Ah ~ ~ ~ Didn't he just promise you one?

B: Grandpa.

C: hey ~ ~ 21ask you for me, and you said yes.

Dad.

C: Ah ~ ~ ~ You mention it.

Dad.

C: Didn't he just promise you one?

Dad.

C: Hey ~ ~ ~ the third generation?

B: That's me.

C: Your brother-in-law is you.

B: I said his father-in-law was him.

C: An old father-in-law and a brother-in-law. This is my father-in-law, and my father-in-law belongs to my brother-in-law.

Dad.

C: Ah ~ ~ ~ Isn't that a loss, four generations?

It's in front of me.

C: Son.

B: Ah.

C: Look at this. I especially hate people who joke about ethics.

I see. So he really took advantage of me.

C: He is a bad man.

He's a bad guy.

C: That's right.

B: You haven't spared me either. You are better than him.

Good intentions are not rewarded.

B: it's okay to lose your heart.

C: I am helping you.

Is anyone so helpful?

Ask him.

Ask him.

C: I will do you a favor. We will go there together. You ask him, ask him intact, and you promise to get it back. You promise not to lose or earn, and I promise to earn him a generation.

B: All agreed.

C: Ah.

B: No problem.

C: Will it?

B: Of course.

C: Ask.

Ask him.

C: I just don't like it.

B: I said

Hey, what's up?

Did you just ask for water?

A: Yes.

B: The water hasn't boiled yet.

A: Oh

B: I'll make tea for you later.

A: That's all right.

B: OK?

A: Yes, yes.

B: We asked me just now, and I asked you about it.

What do you want to ask?

Where do you live?

A: Me.

B: Ah.

A: I just ... just got off the plane.

B: It's over. It's over.

C: Why?

B: Just got off the plane.

C: That won't do.

B: Why?

C: I just got off the plane. I just got off the bus. It doesn't work. Ask him where he lives in the house and where he needs a house.

B: I said

A: Yes.

You must tell me where you live.

Where do you live?

B: Ah.

A: overnight.

B: Exactly.

A: Internet cafes.

B: I heard that they spent the night in the Internet cafe.

C: I can't spend the night in the tortoise.

What is the tortoise doing?

C: That's beating around the bush to scold you.

Yes, Internet cafes.

C: it must be a house.

B: Internet cafes are houses.

Can he live forever? What if he closes tomorrow?

B: That's right.

C: Ask him where his home is. Let me tell you something.

Ask me.

C: Temples, subways and railway stations are not allowed at all.

Neither.

C: Ask him where he lives, where he grew up, where he was born and where he lives. When did his father get married? When did his mother marry him? When his father was born, where did he rush to and where did he get the clothes? Ask him where his old house is.

Write me a note if you are involved.

C: I don't remember this. What happened to Fan Zhenyu's apprentice?

B: No.

C: What kind of brain is this?

Too many.

C: I will remind you. Go and ask.

B: Hey.

A: So what?

B: internet cafe, no.

A: No.

B: What kind of temples, temples, stations, docks, hotels and shops are full? All this is useless, you know?

So what should we do?

You must tell me where you were born, where you live and where you lie. Where did your father marry my mother? Wrong, where did my mother marry your father?

This is not right. this

His father has been to your house, too.

In short, where do you live?

A: Me.

B: Ah.

A: Chongwen District.

Yes, I saw it.

C: What?

B: Chongwen District.

C: Nonsense, Chongwen District is big. Ask him where he lives.

B: Chongwen District is relatively large.

C: Go ahead.

B: Chongwen District University. Where do you live?

A: Chongwenmen?

B: He said Chongwenmen.

C: Nonsense. Can Chongwenmen sleep on the street? Which street?

Tell me which street it is.

A: Chongwenmen East Street

B: Chongwenmen East Avenue

C: There are more than 10,000 east streets. Which one? Ask.

B: How about more than 10,000 Chongwenmen?

A: No.6.

B: They are walking donkeys. Come here. Come here. Is there such a bully with bad eyes? They said it was number six.

C: No.6.

B: Quasi-local

C: OK, ask him how many generations he has lived there.

Ask him.

C: That's right.

B: How many generations have you lived in No.6?

I have lived here for six generations.

He has lived for six generations.

C: Six generations.

B: Ah.

C: That's not right.

B: Why?

C: Why did you live for six generations and you only lived for four?

Yes, I live in the fourth generation. Why live in the sixth generation?

I am two generations older than you.

Oh, I see. I made it clear that he is two generations older than me.

C: Aren't you confused?

How can it be?

C: The first generation is yours.

Dad.

C: Ah ~ ~ Senior is yours.

B: Grandpa.

C: Well ~ ~ ~ Tell him no, four generations live under one roof.

B: Just like me.

C: Exactly the same.

B: No problem.

C: Go ahead.

B: I said, I live for four generations, and you have to live for four generations.

A: Yes.

B: Isn't it?

I also live in the fourth generation.

They agreed.

C: It's about to start.

B: the fourth generation

Captain: Will he suffer?

Really?

C: The first generation asked him who he was, and he was ready to say yes.

Really?

C: I'll go with you. Let's go

B: You ask.

C: Being together is an advantage. Just ask him who the first generation was, and he will definitely say yes.

B: Grandpa.

C: Ah ~ ~ ~ Promise him another one.

B: Grandpa.

C: Hi ~ Yes, yes, yes ~ ~ I'll tell you everything for you.

B: I asked.

C: Ask.

B: Hey, the fourth generation, who is the first generation?

A: The first generation ... grandma.

B: Hey ~ ~ ~

C: It's too close. I have to talk. I'll tell you.

B: Today is the Spring Festival.

C: What year did you celebrate?

I got it back.

Xiao Jin, there is no No.30 bus. I'm telling you, this is wrong.

I got it back.

C: What did you get in return?

Yes, I saw it.

Captain: What did you say? People say grandma, but they don't say anything.

B: Grandpa.

C: Hey ~ ~ ~ Do you know who his grandfather is?

B: Who is it?

Fan Zhenyu.

B: There are not many generations left.

C: Look at this.

B: I can't get it back.

C: Nonsense.

B: What shall we do?

C: Let's go to Shangrao for the second generation. The second generation asked him, and he would say yes.

Dad.

C: Ah ~ ~ ~ Ask.

B: Who is the second generation?

A: Auntie.

B: Hey ~ ~ ~

C: It's good for you. Touch the word and leave. You just, uh, what are you?

Did you say it?

Captain: What did you say? The second generation didn't say

Dad.

C: Ah ~ ~ ~ He is talking about my aunt.

B: My aunt is also the older generation.

C: You know who his uncle is.

B: Who's calling?

Fan Zhenyu.

B: what logic is this?

C: I don't care about you. That's the name.

B: I can't get it back.

C: it's all terrible.

B: What shall we do?

C: These two generations can't get it back. The last two generations will be finished and uprooted.

B: I really can't get it back.

C: What a fool! Here we go.

B: Ah.

Captain: I will avenge you.

B: Here you are.

C: Here I am.

B: No problem.

C: A.

A: Mr. c

C: You are really not human.

What is wrong with me?

C: You have an advantage.

A: No.

C: You are bullying a fool. There is no such thing as you.

A: Ah.

C: What did you say when you two were talking just now?

A: What does it say?

C: I asked the first generation, and they said grandpa.

A: Ah ~ ~ ~

C: you didn't say grandpa.

A: Hmm ~ ~ ~

C: The second generation said dad.

A: Oh ~ ~ ~

C: you didn't say dad.

A: Hey ~ ~ ~

C: Look over there. Come to me, nephew.

I got it back.

C: Teacher B, that's amazing. You are a good man.

B: Yes.

C: He can't compare with you.

B: Of course.

C: Ask the first generation what you said.

B: Grandpa.

C: Hey ~ ~ ~ He didn't say anything.

B: Grandpa.

C: Ah ~ ~ the second generation, what did you say?

Dad.

C: He didn't say that.

Dad.

C: Hey ~ ~ ~ I'm broke.