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600 words of Lao Wang's composition on two or three things

"Hey, class is finally over." As soon as the teacher finished class, the students began to whisper, almost every day. Except, of course, physical education class.

No, the teacher just left, and Xiao Chengyi and Ruan Qian have set up the chessboard and are ready to have a big fight. Ruan Qian is red, while Xiao Chengyi is black. Ruan Qian flies "Xiang" first, jumps "Ma" disdainfully, and Ruan Qian follows suit. After a few steps, they were neck and neck. After a few more steps, Ruan Qian was gradually at a loss. The small black "horse" was about to lie in the trough, and the black gun looked at the red "car" again. ...

The situation was extremely unfavorable to Ruan Qian. When the tie was about to break, Yan Guoping dragged me to the blackboard. "For what?" "Look at the blackboard here." "What is this?" "This is your portrait!" On the blackboard, there is a monster with a head the size of a thumb, a big ear and a small body like a balloon. When I came to my senses, Yan Guoping had fled without a trace. I knew he ran into the toilet, so I decided not to chase him and stopped him at the door of the classroom. Sure enough, he was impatient and walked carefully to the classroom. I pretended not to know. As soon as he stepped into the classroom, I was a tiger going down the mountain, which scared him into a shrinking turtle and froze to the ground. However, I decided not to pursue it, and the matter went away. ...

After I finished this, I immediately asked about the result of the game just now. I didn't expect Ruanqian to win. It turned out that Xiao Chengyi was negligent and let the red handsome Lao Wang meet him, ending the battle. ...

"Hey, I'm having fun with Wang. What a bummer! " Hearing the bell ring, some people can't help complaining. When the teacher came, the classroom was dead again, and there was no life at all. Teachers always say that "classes are heroes and classes are bears" is true.