Post ugly photos of your boyfriend with humorous comments

Come humorously by posting ugly photos of your boyfriend:

1. Maybe you have given everything, but maybe it is not worth mentioning in his eyes.

2. I am not beautiful, I am not tall, my grades are not good, I am not excellent, I am poor, haha, it doesn’t matter, I am still young, time will let me change my future.

3. In any case, I can play with two kinds of people, one is someone who can tolerate my neurosis, and the other is someone who is neurotic like me.

4. One-word funny signature: I am not an excellent Lemei, I am just a lazy man. Do you want to hold me in the palm of your hand?

5. You sneaked into my room, got into my bed, walked around me, and wanted to kiss me, damn mosquitoes.

6. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceiving themselves and letting others deceive themselves.

7. Let your wheel of history roll forward, but let my three-ring traffic remain motionless.

8. The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. Don't be afraid to punish others and don't take things personally. A satirical sentence about a little person.

9. You said don’t make me cry, but you f**ked me with an onion.

10. If I don’t grow up, my parents won’t grow old.

11. Don’t look down on me when you are noble. Don’t use anything. I’ll give you a number and queue up first. Then look down on me when it’s your turn.

12. I want to share everything with you because I can’t find another woman who matches me.

13. My husband and I are separated. Every time I miss my wife, I can only smoke silently. After one year, I successfully quit smoking.