This is an interesting phrase that makes you smile brighter than the sun.

1, people who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

2. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

The biggest lie in the world is that I have read and agreed to use this clause.

4. "You carry the burden, I will lead the horse ..." In Journey to the West, Friar Sand carries the burden and Wukong leads the way. Who leads the horse? So who sang this song?

5. "What if I meet a snake in the wild?" "Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile on your face-pretend to be Xu Xian."

6. The wolf is like a big aunt. Before he left, he always said, I'll be back.

7. It is said that a girl is a book, girl, and your figure is a bound book …

In public, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private, I often insult my manners.

9. I am very tired today. I just want to say four words, including what I said before and what I said later. I quit.

10 I have 1800 yuan in my wallet. The wife saw it and said, "Let me mend it for you." I said yes, and then she took 800. ...

1 1, the weather is like a pervert now! Always frozen hands and feet!

12, the teacher recited it randomly, including Zhu Ziqing's Moonlight on the Lotus Pond. When he got one or two goods, he said simply, I am like a fish in your lotus. ...

13, every dormitory has a molar, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores, and one who sleeps late to watch the audience …

14, Superman wears briefs because the triangle is stable.

15, if you treat me like a game, I will kill you.

16, if you are well, it will be fine. According to the weather, you should have died.

17, you put on the wedding dress, I'll put on the cassock! ! !

18, I am a good boy, and I never lie. Except this sentence.

19, girl, your bed is always busy.

20. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

2 1, everything is going up, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

22. Your smile is brighter than shit in the sun.

23. If two people have been together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

24. After school started, my waist stopped hurting, my legs stopped hurting, and my heart stopped beating.

25. If no one wants you in the world in the future, you must remember that there is still me. I don't want you either.

26, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

Your years are a sunny season.

1. People who appear in our lives, some teach us lessons, some make us recover, some share and some love.

2. It may take a long time to love someone, but the happiness he gives is also the greatest happiness in the world.

The best feeling is that someone understands what you want to say.

Life has never been easy, but we have become stronger.

5, be a simple person, see the complexity of the world clearly without leaving a trace in your heart.

6. Sleep on a sunflower and face the sun even if you are depressed.

7. Life has "bitter" by-products, but sometimes it turns misfortune into luck, which is the best gift life gives us.

8. Sometimes, I feel that life is like a turn where you can't see clearly, waiting for you to choose. Feel the things and people you like from the heart. I think that's your answer and my answer, no matter where we are or who we meet.

9. If you can reappear before I reach my destination, I'm still willing to hold your hand and walk with you in the direction of happiness.

10, stop when you are tired, even if you just look up gently, maybe there will be better scenery.

1 1. What a time. After a while, people can forget many things.

12, like to get along with people lightly, not too tired, and not so much care. A faint friendship is like a faint tea.

13, the real peace is not to avoid the noise of cars and horses, but to plant chrysanthemums in the hedge in your heart.

14 You can start another love until the day when you can stop being willful, and you can start another story until the day when you can stop crying for the people in the story.

15, since you have decided on this road, why do you ask how long it will take?

16, it is better to forget with a smile than to recall sadly.

17, no matter how many quarrels you have and how many hurtful words you say, you will eventually get back together because you can't bear to part with each other. This feeling is really good.

18, when faced with two choices, tossing a coin always works, not because it always gives the right answer, but because the second you throw it in the air, you suddenly know what you want it to be.

19, good love, the time to win the war, can stand the fleeting time, can stand the parting, can stand the yearning.

20. It is a sunny season to have you.

Interesting sentences that make you laugh.

1, do you think you are a thief? The name of the deafening gang

2. Choose a gesture to make yourself live irreplaceable.

I've been looking at people for a long time, and I didn't know you didn't get along with you until these days.

4. Is your dream too long? You haven't woken up for a year.

Only when you have really tasted the taste of being abused will you feel that life is worse than death.

6, three principles of choosing a husband: don't beat your wife, don't scold your wife, and go to the kitchen.

7. An SB man went to the store and bought a 2B pencil.

8. You can have a crush on me, and I have an obligation not to choose you.

9. Good news: I invite you to my house for seafood tonight. Bad news: All the fresh food stores are closed.

10, I'm not your nanny. I have to take care of everything if I can't.

1 1, don't use your madness to suppress my inner silence

12, I can understand your indifference to me. Isn't there a mistress outside?

13, you have your crazy capital, and I have my right to silence.

14, no matter what a big mistake a woman makes, a man can't beat his wife.

15, your gift was given by others. Don't feel superior.

16, don't sleep in the morning, go to the grave in the middle of the night, do you think you are a ghost?

17. Walking on the side of the road, you suddenly ran out. Are you trying to scare me to death?

18, what are you looking at? Are you embarrassed not to see me?

19, it's so selfless to walk on the road without stepping on shit.

My 2 has nothing to do with you, please take back your dirty face.

2 1, I only care about the people I care about, and the rest have nothing to do with me.

22. If you stand tall, you may not see far, depending on whether he is nearsighted.

I forgot to tell you, and I'll never come back if I abandon it.

24. It's all my fault. I was so naive that I almost thought you were my mother.

25. Let's solve our problems, which has nothing to do with your lover. Don't let me trample on my only self-esteem in front of you.

26, look at you like this, you will know which subject your ancestors are.

27, you 2 it doesn't matter, don't become an idiot; It doesn't matter if you are stupid. Don't be silly.

28. I should let go of all the promises you gave me.

29, forget a person but can't format their memories, that's mean.

30. The past has become the past. Why do you always live in pain?

3 1, a relationship is not good enough, and the person who breaks up is the most rational.

What you do behind my back is your right. Don't go beyond explanation.

You can find someone like me, but you can't find my heart that loves you.

Even if we never meet again, I will still remember you who moved me.

35. Life makes me strong, but why are you always my weakness?

As long as my heart is still beating, I will love you forever, because it won't stop.

I want to say a word to you: don't think too much, it will ruin you.

38. You will feel more heartache if you invest too much, but you can see the vastness of the sky after leaving.

39. If you adapt to the environment, you will become condescending. Learn to be tolerant, and you will have less troubles in your life.

40. Happiness is the most beautiful scenery you have seen on your journey, and your destination has not yet arrived.

Qq that makes you laugh. Talk about interesting mood phrases.

1, people can play with nose bubbles if they are bored.

Now, the only thing I can afford to put down is chopsticks.

3, students should not be invisible, 50 years later, your head will not even be light.

4. Whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

Just because I looked at you more in the crowd, I never forgot your bitter gourd face again.

6, you must change the notebook-it takes 5 minutes to boot, and the battery is only enough for 3 minutes!

7. A woman who doesn't take a shower won't smell good no matter how much perfume she wears.

8, Tanabata is here, go out and have a look, a couple who break up is a couple!

9. Why does pangolin keep digging? Because it is looking for Chuanshanyi.

10, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

1 1. Old people can't make phone calls. Children can't fight. Women don't fight. Men. Fight to the death

12, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

13, I bought a razor online, and my hands were shaking after shaving.

14, I woke up this morning and thought I had grown up. I took a closer look and found that the quilt cover was horizontal!

15, afraid to look in the mirror for too long, for fear of falling in love with myself.

16, go to the dream to do something, go to sleep first. ...

17. The old ladies on Naiheqiao have switched to selling milk tea. I will never forget it for a long time.

18, Mengniu made a difficult decision. If Yili milk is detected in the stomach of users, it will automatically release melamine.

19, only people who fall into the water understand that dog planing is also a beautiful swimming stroke.

20. If people all over the world betray you. I will stand behind you without hesitation. Follow them and betray you.

2 1, managers usually tell smokers at meetings that smokers are strangled! !

22. After this village, there is this shop; Because there are branches here.

23. I never lie, except this sentence.

24. Excuse me, is your coffin upside down or sliding?

25. What's your seat? I am made of meat.

26, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince. It may be Tang Priest.

27. As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Altman.

28. Make me angry and curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets!

American Superman is not as good as China Wukong.

30. The little monster was carrying a submachine gun and tried to knock down the bump man with a cannon.

3 1, if time is a butcher's knife, then obesity is Tu Longdao!

Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more you score.

33, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

34. Hey, boss, a bottle of 82-year-old Wang Laoji!

35, even if you are sad again, you should smile and say, your uncle.

36. If you have money, you will lose your family; if you have no money, you will worship God.

37. You are not naive, but born.

38. Classmates, some people think that picking rubber in class is also a very emotional thing!

39. How to be a bridesmaid is more nervous than being a bride.

I dare not look into your eyes, because I saw the gum in your eyes yesterday.

4 1, time is really precious, just one second before the toilet was taken away by others.

42. Don't call yourself superman. Superman dares to wear underwear outside. Do you dare?

43. Have you ever considered the feelings of Neiku when you fart?

44. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome.

45. Behind a successful chef. There must be a knife in the back.

46, go to school, go to the kitchen, be king of fighters, mix hooligans, lose shape, still be strong!

47. Tell me from the bottom of my heart that it's good to have you in the air conditioner. How can I live without you!

48. Thanks to mental illness, the whole person is much more energetic.

49. God gave us acne while giving us youth …