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Pang Toutuo went to Nha Trang to bask in the sun for a few days. His friend asked a lot of questions and decided to write a travel note and reply to all curious friends. This travel book is only a record of personal experience, and ordinary people who don't go abroad often may refer to it. As for people who travel around the world, you can just close the page … ..

I spent most of my time in Nha Trang in the sea, which is of little reference value to everyone. I can't report my happiness in the sea, can I? That's called basking in happiness, which is a very bad behavior on the internet. Let's report on dry goods from seven aspects: food, clothing, housing, shopping and entertainment.

I. Clothing

When you go to Nha Trang in summer, the clothes are very simple. You can wear anything here. Nha Trang has no four seasons, only summer. The local people's clothes are also very simple. In order to prevent the sun, the local people basically wear clothes from head to toe, which are quite thick. If you are not afraid of heatstroke, you can study. If you are afraid of heatstroke, you can only wear the highest waterproof sunscreen and sunglasses.

Since you are going to soak in the sea, remember to bring a bathing suit, and you'd better wear sandals that can go into the water, because you walk around the water most of the time.

Three sets of clothes are enough. The sun in Vietnam is very strong, and the clothes dry quickly. Of course, it doesn't matter if you insist on bringing more clothes. There are often China girls with heavy make-up by the sea. They never go into the water, just click on selfies in various fashionable ways, and constantly try to repair the heavy makeup spent by sweat, which belongs to another species and has nothing to do with normal clothes.

A man must bring a suit with sleeves. If you don't have one, you can buy a cuff. A slightly more upscale hotel is not allowed to wear sleeveless clothes into the restaurant. The fat monk only brought a T-shirt and planned to put it on and throw it away. As a result, he was stopped in front of the restaurant and had to pick up the lost T-shirt from the garbage basket and put it on ... As for the lady, it didn't matter. Anyway, at the moment when the fat monk was stopped wearing a vest, there were several Russian tangents.

Second, food.

The food in Nha Trang is not good enough. Whether it is a poor self-help tour or a luxury five-star tour, whether it is going to eat food stalls on the roadside or going to the canteen of a six-star hotel, it has nothing to do with the level or grade of the chef. It's all about eating habits. The more authentic Vietnamese food is, the harder it is to swallow.

The breakfast in the hotel is quite rich, and the strong Southeast Asian style makes you realize what it means to spend thousands of dollars a day without a place to go. An old lady with a Changsha accent simply took out the spirit of visiting the agricultural fair, broke a small piece of everything and tried all the way. Watching her shake her head and frown reminds people of a poem by Master Hu Shi: There has never been an unsuccessful attempt since ancient times.

Fortunately, I can eat enough fried rice-the braised pork rice in Taiwan Province Province at Mangqing Hotel in the morning is normal, but slightly sweet.

There are food stalls all over the street here, and the food stalls are full of colorful tourists. Seeing their nodding, you can't help trying, but after trying, you can only be deeply disappointed.

As China people fed by China cuisine, our stomachs simply can't accept all kinds of strange spices and incredible cooking methods, such as lobster baked into styrofoam and fried squid as big as the palm of our hand. The western food here is also full of Vietnamese flavor. The six-star buffet on Pearl Island can make you want to die and feel that the previous concept of western food will be subverted.

All kinds of spices are very popular in cooking in Southeast Asia. Curry mint leaves are already the most normal taste, and there are many root leaves of unknown origin and suspicious appearance, which exude all kinds of unspeakable tastes. I wonder if there is too much sea water when swimming. In short, I feel weak after eating anything. As for oil, it is even more invisible. Suspected Vietnamese don't have to wash dishes after dinner.

When eating buffet in a six-star hotel on Pearl Island in Nha Trang, before each meal, I would pretend to say a prayer silently: Oh, my God, thunder quickly, and chop this shit master to death, even if it is not chopped to death, it should be medium-cooked. ..............................................................................................

Praise Titan, no matter which restaurant, the dessert is good, at least there is no strange smell of adding sweetness to sweetness, and there are generally not as many kinds of fruits as you think. Locals can eat several passionflowers at a time, and the fat Toutuo is defeated after only one bite. God, it's worse than vinegar.

Bringing your own food is a solution, but the customs prohibits the meat such as dried caviar of the three brothers in Ledian from entering the customs, so you can only resist it with chopped Chili beans for a while.

Third, live.

Probably because of the five-star tour, living in this area is very comfortable. The highest hotel in Nha Trang (the highest floor, not the most upscale) is called Mangqing, which is by the sea. The hotel is separated from the beach by a road, so you can take swimming trunks to the beach. The sea view and the beach are first-class. It can be seen that the Vietnamese government attaches great importance to tourism and the beaches are clean. I saw two policemen here, who only appeared during the whole trip to Vietnam. They are riding bicycles.

It takes courage to cross the street. Countless 50CC scooters are flying like lightning, but for those who have been tested by electric vehicles in Changsha, this is just pediatrics. There are beach chairs for rent and drinks for sale on the beach. It is necessary to put a Vietnamese dong in the swimming trunks. No wonder the Vietnamese dong is plastic, and it does have an advantage at the seaside.

The road in front of the hotel runs through the beach for 20 kilometers, and everything is sold on the side. Let's just say, except for sunshine and seawater, everything else is comparable to the developed county-level cities in China, and it is by no means an imaginary remote and wild place.

It seems that tipping is not popular in Vietnam. Just put ten thousand guilders on the pillow every day. As for other times, you will naturally accept it with a smile, and you will not complain if you don't give it to them. The fat monk listened to the rumor and only took a room card to the seaside. After eating, he found that he had no money to pay the bill, so he had to let a young man follow him to his room to get the money. Not far away, the young man smiled all the way and gave a tip of ten yuan. The young man was overjoyed and left again and again ... this is really a different era. You know, twenty or thirty years ago, this young man was definitely a member of the people's army. If you want to destroy all foreign bastards, you can't help but sigh that peace is good.

Of course, the most luxurious residence in Nha Trang is Pearl Island, which boasts six stars, comparable to the five stars in China. There are not many people on the private beach, so you can go down for a dip at any time. After eating the Southeast Asian-style western food that must be formally attended, it is a great pleasure to find a place to take a nap under the coconut tree and slowly digest a full stomach of exotic spices, raw onions, raw cabbage and raw radishes, and various flavors of chowder.

The hotel has five or six swimming pools connected together, which is a paradise for children and selfie lovers. Children's happiness is the most real. When I checked out, almost all the children fell asleep exhausted and were held by adults.

The sea view room is invincible. The only drawback is that it will be woken up early by the sunshine outside the window, and the morning here is particularly early and the sunshine is fierce.

The sea water is very good, not even the level of broken shells piled on the beach. Fat Toutuo caught a crab in the sea, grabbed Ben's fat finger fiercely, pandered, took a group photo as a souvenir and let it go.

Fourth, ok

As a rookie going abroad, the itinerary will be described in detail. First, you have to have a passport. The visa to Nha Trang is extremely simple and clear. Traveling with a group, you don't need to think about anything. Give your passport to your uncle at the airport and giggle for a few minutes. Due to the recent busy work, Ben has been tanned. He may think that an African is going to leave the country under an assumed name. After studying for a few minutes, he finally passed.

There is no difference in the appearance of the chartered plane, but there is no first class in it and the seats are dense. The inclination angle of the chair back never exceeds 15 degrees. It is not recommended to ride if there are problems with the lumbar spine and cervical spine. It may just be that the lumbar disc protrudes when getting on the plane, and it is estimated that it will be paralyzed when getting off the plane. A three-hour flight is no joke.

As soon as I got on the plane, I met something that greatly increased the prestige of my country. Vietnamese stewardess's English is so poor that even I, a semi-illiterate English speaker, can hear that my tone is wrong. However, it doesn't matter if you don't understand what the airline said, and I don't care. In addition, there are more strange Chinese explanations.

The small gray plane flew to Vietnam three hours later. I have been wondering on the road whether the fighter pilots of the Vietnamese People's Army have jumped ship to civil aviation. In short, they are very fierce in both take-off and landing. It was not until I arrived in Vietnam that I discovered that it was a European pilot.

Cam Ranh Bay Airport is the second smallest airport I have ever seen, only slightly larger than Wuyishan Airport, with entrances and exits side by side. Entering the country is also very simple, similar to flying through security. A border guard with a captain's epaulettes gave me a look as usual and stamped it for release. However, since then, my passport has left me, and I didn't see it until my return trip. I guess the travel agency took it away, for fear that my generation would run amok in Vietnam.

Nha Trang is not big, and there are only two roads. Naturally, it is by car with the group. There are always several points around and there are many taxis. Just where to go, you have to struggle with the taxi driver for a long time. China's Baidu and Tencent maps have no pictures, but they have Google maps. Unfortunately, the place names are all Vietnamese, and I can't understand a word.

It is convenient for English experts to ask for directions here, and most people can understand English. I don't know whether you can understand their Vietnamese. Pang Toutuo asked for directions in an attempt to challenge Vietnamese English with Chinglish. Everyone even talked with gestures, but after some tossing, they still didn't know anything. However, Nha Trang has two roads. As long as you remember the name of the hotel, you won't lose people if you go boldly.

Speaking of business, I want to talk about the order in Nha Trang. Tour guides always like to make this place as scary as the Amazon jungle. Why is the Wild Hand Party rampant? I hope everyone will stay in the hotel after dinner. In fact, the order in Nha Trang is very good. Things are not cheap, but there is no special phenomenon of cheating. Passers-by are also very enthusiastic. There was no strong buying and selling in the store. When you see them, they all smile. For example, Fat Toutuo has been to the 5 A scenic spot in China, Zhangjiajie had a quarrel with vendors, Tianya Haijiao Park was pointed at by the police, Shaoshan almost opened a film with local people, and the well-informed and battle-hardened people selling cut cakes in Changsha Street were suspected to be in the country of gentlemen when they arrived in Nha Trang, and they simply could not see the savage and fierce faces they imagined.

In fact, the most convenient way to travel in Nha Trang is to rent a 50CC motorcycle. The old people are talking and laughing, and there are foreign girls and local girls flying by on motorcycles, which is convenient and flexible. Unfortunately, this idea was severely stopped by Vietnamese tour guides for fear of an accident. I can't help but sigh that people in a small country have never seen the power of my electric car flying in Changsha, and Lao Tzu still lives there. What are these broken cars?

I was sprayed with disinfectant several times on the plane when I returned home. It seems that the international bacteria in Vietnam are really fierce.

Verb (short for verb) travel

The best way to travel in Nha Trang is swimming. As for the street, there is really nothing to visit. It is not surprising that there are several so-called scenic spots, churches and pagodas. When the Vietnamese tour guide excitedly talked about this and that scenic spot, I secretly despised it. I really didn't open my eyes. If it weren't for the Cultural Revolution, China's cultural relics of this level would be enough for you. But Vietnam has experienced a hundred years of war, and it is really not easy to keep this thing. I can understand their pride.

In addition, there is a four-island tour, which is complicated in itinerary and simple in project. After diving in the sea, there is no place to take a bath, which is not recommended.

So the key to Nha Trang's trip is swimming. Can such sunshine, beach and sea water be seen on the shore without entering the water? However, there is a trick to basking in the sun. The key is to get a uniform sun. The fat monk went into the water in a vest. As a result, his limbs are black and his body is white. Plus the sunglasses mark on his face, he is a panda.

Speaking of swimming, the best place is of course the beach of Pearl Island six-star hotel, which is wide, flat and clean. Sea water is divided into three colors, like bright jade. How can you hold back when you see this good water?

However, the six-star rating 16 1 1 day is really not affordable for everyone. The beauty of Nha Trang is that most hotels are near the beach. The difference is nothing more than taking more steps and taking fewer steps. Nha Trang is really a paradise for sea bath lovers.

Intransitive verb purchase

Let's start with a crooked poem by Fat Toutuo.

Dior's hand, it needs to be changed, go,

What happened to Taobao Tmall?

If you ask what you can't buy?

Not including sunlight and seawater.

Fat Buddhist monk returned empty-handed, and returned empty-handed. He bought some cashew coffee in Taobao, posing as a Vietnamese tourist as a gift for his colleagues. People arrived before they went home.

Pangtoutuo has a view that this specialty is just like seafood, but Mawangdui can be bought at any time as long as it is high in yield, delicious and transportable. If Mawangdui can't be bought, either the output is too small, or the transportation is inconvenient, or the taste is strange. So it is unwise to buy a bunch of things to go home, and you can enjoy the sunshine and sea water. As for food, it is more reliable to take it back to your stomach. Moreover, all kinds of fresh, lobster and squid are prohibited by the customs. If Vietnam Customs does not confiscate them, Changsha Customs will confiscate them. Don't worry.

There are indeed specialties in Vietnam, such as Aodai worn by Vietnamese women, which is sexier than cheongsam, and girls with thin waist and long legs look better in it. The first-class product is not cheap either, it costs two or three thousand yuan. Unfortunately, in Changsha, you can't wear it as a daily costume, you can only hang it on the wall to make handicrafts, or occasionally put it on the street as a performance art.

As for all kinds of snacks and drinks of local specialties, there are many supermarkets on a small road parallel to Haibin Road, all of which are local people shopping. Prices are very cheap, and some are nearly half cheaper than those near the hotel.

Seven, entertainment

Changsha is the capital of entertainment, with all kinds of fun. If you want to experience exotic customs, you can go to bars and cafes in Paopao Nha Trang at night. Pang Toutuo went to a restaurant, where he ate and drank, and the band sang. The band is similar to Phoenix, so don't delve into it. Anyway, I don't understand Vietnamese songs, and I don't know if they are out of tune. As for eating and drinking, it is still a Southeast Asian flavor. The more you eat, the hungrier you get.

On the contrary, the level of coffee shop is good, and the facilities pay attention to first-class service. Some are under a big banyan tree, which is really not available in Changsha. Others are holding handfuls of parasols at the seaside, blowing the sea breeze, listening to the sound of the waves, sipping coffee, accompanied by unintelligible Vietnamese tunes, which is very romantic.

The foreign wine in Nha Trang is cheaper than that in Changsha, but it tastes more mellow. I don't know if it is an illusion. In short, it is similar to us. Red is black, Jack Danny is beside, Chivas Hennessy, beer is the world of Heineken and Tiger brand, Heineken advertisements are everywhere, and there are Saigon in Vietnam and 333 beer. The smell is strong, but Budweiser with a light pulse is invisible.

Vietnam also produces something similar to liquor, which is available in all supermarkets. It's not expensive and tastes like nail polish remover for ladies. It is said that it is made of bananas.

Pearl Island has amusement parks, parks with marine themes, amusement facilities similar to Font, and some water projects such as umbrella dragging. Tourists and locals gather here. If hotels and playgrounds in Pearl Island are free, just queue up. It is recommended to avoid the tourist peak in the morning or at night.

Next, what you wolves care about most.

Vietnam's specialty has been blown to the sky, there is no chimney industry, and fathead has never been seen. Some people say that this magical entertainment can't be seen by people with a group or a wife. Fat Buddhist monk froze with a group of people and a wife, and his face was just like that of a secretary who went to the countryside. Therefore, there is nothing to report to curious friends whether this magical form of entertainment exists or not. I'm sorry

On the contrary, when I went to take a mud bath, the tour guide mysteriously said that there was also a box service in the mud bath, which cost 3,000 yuan an hour. Why is mud bath so expensive? I thought it was unhealthy, so I resolutely spit it out.

By the way, Vietnamese girls are really good-looking, with big eyes, high nose, chiseled face, slender waist and long legs, graceful walking and sweet smile ... Sitting in a coffee bar to see beautiful women, the scenery is no less than that of Jie Fangbei in Chongqing, except for Fat Toutuo who spends most of his time in the water. On the left, she looks like a Russian aunt as big as a mountain, and on the right, she looks like a Russian aunt as strong as a killer whale.

Eight. Matters needing attention

Ok, that's all for the tour of Nha Trang, and then there are some precautions.

1. Men must have clothes with sleeves, otherwise they may not be able to enter high-end restaurants.

2. The exchange rate of Vietnamese dong at Huanghua Airport is 1:3 100, and that at Cam Ranh Bay Airport in Vietnam is 1:3500. You can change it when you get off the plane. Although RMB is widely used in the market, high-end hotels only accept US dollars and Vietnamese dong, so you have to exchange it with you.

Good English may bring convenience to communication, but it's of little use because you can't understand Vietnamese. Vietnamese speak English in a special tone, which cannot be translated by translation software. It is more reliable to use text translation software.

Although the Vietnamese in tourist attractions are very kind, after all, they are countries that have experienced a hundred years' war, and only choose the strongest in the war, such as France, the first military power in that year, the little devil who tried to dominate the world, the world hegemon America and the People's Liberation Army, so be polite and don't be annoying.

5. The sunshine in Vietnam is strong, and the coast of Nha Trang faces east. If you want to leave some beautiful pictures of water play, the general mobile phone can't handle it. It is best to bring a camera with a hood, even if it is not so professional, it is best to bring a waterproof camera. Anyway, fat Buddhist monk's rotten Samsung didn't do anything this time.

6. Before going out, you can buy a Vietnamese card in Taobao, 60 yuan RMB, including 40 minutes of international calls, and unlimited Internet access for seven days, which is much cheaper than international roaming.

7. Taobao has all the Vietnamese specialties that can pass the customs.

8. The six-star hotel on Pearl Island has a SPA, with a total body care of 654.38+0.2 million VND, which seems to be cheaper than that in China, but don't go after drying.

9. There is a motorcycle for rent in the back street of Mangqing Hotel, and the specific documents are unclear, which is very suitable for wandering around the local area.

10, Tencent Baidu and other domestic awesome navigation are not available in Vietnam, but Google Maps does, but I can't understand Vietnamese. Fortunately, Nha Trang has a simple structure with one street and two lanes. You will never get lost if you know the direction.

1 1. Digitally blind patients should be cautious, because you can't count zeros on the Vietnamese dong.

12. The perfume in airport duty-free shops is indeed cheaper than that in China, and so is foreign wine, but I don't know whether it is true or not.

13, the name Nha Trang is not widely known, but another name you may think looks like Lei. This is Cam Ranh Bay, which is one of the best deep-water ports in the world. France, Japan, the United States and Russia all used it as a naval base. If you have the chance, don't go to see those insignificant monuments, go to Cam Ranh Bay.

14, the best way is a semi-self-help tour, booking air tickets and hotels with a travel agency, renting a scooter after check-in, swimming during the day and shopping at night. This is what Pang Toutuo intends to do next time.

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