Vulgar love story quotations suitable for the object.

Vulgar love story quotations suitable for the object (I) 1. You only need to be lucky twice in life? "I met you once and slept until the end."

2. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."

3. "I really want to tan my skin" Why? "Because I can secretly protect you."

I don't care about anything, I don't like you very much.

5. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.

6. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

7. "Are you good at holding dolls?" "No" "Then how did you catch my heart?"

8. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

9. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? This is your fault.

10. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.

1 1. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, you.

12. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

13. I want to buy a piece of land from you and buy something in exchange for your unswerving heart.

14. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

15. Who are you? Why did I see you? My heart is like eating honey.

16. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

17. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

18. "What are you?" "I'm a dog" and "nonsense, you obviously belong to me"

19. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

20. How to solve the problem? Only hug you.

Quotations of earthy love stories suitable for the object (2) 2 1. I think it's simple. Time is still there, and so are you.

22. Why is "You are Mi Hua"? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."

23. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

24. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.

25. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

26. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.

27. This is the back of hand, this is the instep, and this is my baby.

28. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"

29. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

30. As soon as I bowed my head and looked back, Mom, I was in love.

3 1. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

32. Good things like to share with others, and better things just want to hide, such as you.

Talking to you is like an exam. I always feel that I didn't do well afterwards.

34. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

35. "Do you know? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

37. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.

38. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

39.2.3 Wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving. My heart is beating.

40. I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.

I've met many people in my life. They are like fireworks between my fingers, flickering and finally turning to ashes. Unlike you, you are like Beidou, shining my life.

42. "I'm so sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."

43. "Let's eat noodles" and "What noodles"

44. I have a small mind and can only hold you!

45. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found that it was the moonlight kissing you.

46. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."

47. "Do you like chocolate?" For example, "I have it in my mouth. Would you like to try it?"

48. Everything here is fine except you.

49. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.

A good girl like me will never know who she lost.

5 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

52. If I want to, my new love is you and my old love is you. Spring breeze is you, summer night is you. When you wake up after drinking tea, you are drunk. If I don't want to, even if there are beautiful scenery, you are a talented person and a beautiful woman, I just won't listen.

53. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."

54.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

55. "Do you know the biggest difference between you and the fairy?" What's the difference? "The fairy is flying in the sky and you are in my arms."

56. You are the joy of youth, and vice versa.

57. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, someone will see you and give you a hug.

If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next day.

59. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

60. Sweet mouth is because of sweet heart, and sweet heart is because of you.

Humorous and funny earthy love words suitable for teasing objects

Humorous and funny earthy love stories suitable for teasing objects (I) 1. Like you, serious and timid, and stick to it.

2. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

5. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

6. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am when I am with you.

8. I am nine, you are three, and besides you, you are still.

9. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

10. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

1 1. Don't let me see you again, or I will like you once when I see you.

12. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

13. "In your heart"

14. "Shh, listen" "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

15. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will find that I have caught you.

16. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

17. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

18. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns in front of me, even if 10 thousand people stop me, even if I am white-haired.

19. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

20. Go to sleep with your dreams and wake up with the desire to see you.

Humorous and funny earthy love stories suitable for teasing objects (part two) 2 1. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

23. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

24. "I am in good health, I can carry rice bags and gas tanks" and "I just can't help thinking about you"

25. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

26. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

27. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

28. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."

29. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

30. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

3 1. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

32. I like this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.

33. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

If you don't want to leave home, I will level the mountains and seas for you. If you don't want to get married far away, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

35. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

36. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.

37. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"

38. I like you today, tomorrow and every day.

39. "People say you have a round face, but I think you have a square face." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

40. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will pound.

Local love stories are suitable for expressing sentences.

If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even the next morning and evening.

2. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

I just like you, I mean no harm.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

5. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

I think you are busy, just look at the first three words.

7. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance. From now on, I will spend my life with you like a poem.

8. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!

9. "Why did you hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

10. "Do you know what I want to do?" I don't know. "Your husband, of course."

1 1. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

12. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.

13. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."

14. In the past, my name was general manager. Because you stole my heart, there are only two TV sets left.

15. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

16. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

17. Write your name on the cigarette, suck it into your lungs, and keep you closest to my heart.

18. Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

19. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

20. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy.

Earthy love stories are suitable for confession. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

22. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

23. Can you help me with some washing? Wash what? Like me.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? I am dead set on you.

25. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

26. I didn't think as much as I did when firecrackers rang on New Year's Eve.

27. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

28. You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said this is not what you should do when there are many people.

29. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.

30. Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

3 1. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

32. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.

33. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

34. "It's annoying not to thunder." What's so annoying about this? "I can't find a reason to drill into your arms."

35. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

36. "shout Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you

37. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

38. My greatest weakness is yours.

39. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

40. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.

The earthy love story is suitable for expressing the sentence 3 4 1. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

42. Don't complain, give me a hug.

43. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

44. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.

45. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

46. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"

47. You seem to be a relative of my family. What? My dad's son-in-law-Tu Wei's boyfriend Liao.

48. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

49. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

50. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

5 1. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

52. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future, but after I met you. . . "What happened? "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

53. How much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you.

54. Your eyes are really beautiful. They are only suitable for me.

55. "The tiger doesn't show off, so you have to do the same to me." What? "You are my girlfriend."

56. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

57. Do you smell anything? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

58. There are 100 ways to eat and I miss you 98 times a day.

59. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

60.what are you? You belong to me.

Earthy love words suitable for confession

1. You are my favorite. Hello, the most reluctant goodbye.

It's hard to say that I will love you forever, but I must let you know that I love you the most at this moment, and I am willing to indulge in it all the time.

I met you, and I'm glad you came.

The little girl is incapable and can't talk and laugh with her husband. All love is in a beautiful night.

One day, the washing machine at home mixed my shirt with your pajamas, and you would lose your temper at me while eating my breakfast. My razor and your cosmetics have been tampered with by dogs, and we have forgotten the heroic words of youth. We just want to sleep at night, pillow my arm and wake up in the morning to listen to your breathing.

6. I like too little, I love you, these three words are too irresponsible. I can only say: love you.

7. I have a cat. If you have me, you have a cat.

I just want to have you, and I don't want to leave your sight for a moment.

9. When I miss you, I become a poet.

10. If I want to travel around the world one day, can I walk around you?

1 1. My heart beat fastest three times in my life, when I went down the stairs, when I was suddenly asked by the teacher, when you smiled at me.

12. If I miss you too, I will walk ten miles, climb five mountains and wade two rivers to hug you.

13. Stay, or I will go with you.

14. I am happy for many days when you laugh, and I remember your words for many years.

15. The stars are shining tonight, but I know you won't look up. Come to think of it, this is really the loss of stars.

16. Please always remember that you are my true identity.

17. I like you, past tense, present tense, future tense.

18. Your letter is too formal to say that you miss me.

19. I just caught a glimpse and met your eyebrows by mistake. This joy is enough for me to like for many years.

20. Remember your identity, you are my sweetheart.

2 1. You are mine, and no one can take you away from me.

22. When you, my love, ride a bamboo horse, run in circles and throw your childhood. Dear, thank you for waiting.

23. I don't look at the moon and I don't miss you, so the moon and you are in the dark.

24. Love at first sight is too superficial, love over time is too pale, others are flirting, and I only peek at you.

25. I have a coin I threw it in the front and I threw it in the back, so I turned it over.

26. It will look good to hang our washed white shirts together in the future.

27. You are all passers-by around me, and you are the one I want to keep.

28. As long as I think of your appearance, Nanshan will blossom.

29. The little girl is incompetent and wants to borrow her husband's life to speak.

3 1. I want to turn into a pool of spring water and melt under you.

Let's go to the same university and experience spring, summer, autumn and winter together.

33. Tired of being a fairy, I want to be my husband's wife.

34. When I just bought a house, I told the other party, daughter-in-law, we have a home. Sorry, I have a family, but I lost you.

35. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I can't help thinking about you.

36. She said that she had a cut on her hand and asked me to cut it, so that we could become lovers.

37. I miss you once a day, and a grain of sand falls from the sky, thus forming the Sahara.

Eating chocolate can make people feel better, but I have no chocolate now, so I want to kiss you, because my lipstick is chocolate.

39. This is Sichuan dialect, this is Northeast dialect, and this is Hebei dialect. You are the love story of my life.

40. The so-called two people a day, three meals and four seasons, chestnuts in the east and mangoes in summer; And you, you have me all year round.

4 1. I am taking a shit. I'll bring it to you right away, without paper.

42. Take off your clothes and get ready for a bath. Somehow, I thought of you. When I came to my senses, the bathtub was full.

43. Just holding hands makes me hard.

44. I once boasted that I was a mediocre person. When I see a mountain, it is a mountain, and when I see a river, it is a river. Since I met you, the mountain has become affectionate and the tide has begun to surge.

45. When we retire, I will take you on a trip.

46. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

47. I want to hold my husband's hand and be touched by him.