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Best classic quotations of funny marriage proposal
2. Best Cool Man Award: I owe someone to take care of me.
3. Best Express Award: Let's legally combine!
4. Best Direct Selling Award: Would you like to take me home as your daily necessities?
5. Best Fan Award: Dear, please sign my name. (Sign in the spouse column of the household registration book)
6. Best Pervert Award: Oh, it seems like a great pleasure to see you scold me! If you want to enjoy this feeling every day, marry me!
7. Best stunt award: Will you marry me? Raise your hand if you want to stand up, and lift your legs if you don't want to stand up.
8. Best Curiosity Award: I don't know why humans must get married. ! Let's study it together!
9. Best Believer Award: Do you want to marry me in this life or next life?
10. Best Creative Award: When will you marry me home? Almost everything in my room has been moved to your house.
1 1. Best Health Care Award: If you don't marry me again this year, I will start to have fear of marriage next year!
12. Best Confession Award: Please end my peach blossom!
13. Best prisoner of war award: beg for mercy, I surrender! As long as you give me a bite of food every day.
14. Best tenderness award: like, is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.
Best Classic Quotations in Love Class
Fifty-one decisions
But one day, when her critical point was broken.
She will be much more determined than a man.
You have a chance to win her back.
However, her doubts and even fears about you still exist.
A little spark may pull her back to the tipping point.
52 aspects
Respect the person you like.
It's not because of her, is it?
But because she is a woman.
Fifty-three fun
Some things must be carried on your back.
Some things, just touch the outline.
Not so much dedication
More people and things are just used to stir our hearts for a while.
At that moment, needless to say.
It seems to see a gentle stream flowing in each other's air.
Happiness once had.
What I can do is to thank each other in my heart and add points to my life.
Fifty-four classification
Many men can put different women in their hearts.
According to their own preferences and importance to their own lives.
It can be roughly divided into wife/girlfriend, lover, * * * *, and confidante.
When he defines a person as his girlfriend or future wife in his mind.
He feels that this is the greatest commitment to her and the greatest recognition of her importance.
55 definitions
He doesn't think it is disrespectful to find another woman as a lover.
Because when he defines a woman as a lover,
He knows exactly what he wants from her.
He can like this woman very much, but he won't respect her too much.
He can be warm to her, but he won't be responsible or bear it.
Fifty-six lovers
Lovers are a man's pastime.
Men don't think such a pastime,
Will have a substantial impact on the definition of girlfriend in your heart.
Your own woman, called girlfriend.
A woman who can be used for herself is called a lover.
Fifty-seven tips
Men tell old stories.
Is to show your single-mindedness and affection for your feelings.
It's like a hint to you.
I like a person, and I will be so affectionate to her.
I like you, so do you.
58 sensibility
Men generally don't like to say how they feel.
Telling love stories is also one of the effective means they think.
Confess your privacy and show your trust in girls.
Deeply reluctant to give up, show your gentleness
Storytelling can bring us closer, and many times, girls can return the same secret stories.
This is a process in which men deliberately show their love in the pursuit stage.
I hope to impress more girls with my emotional side.
Because they believe that women will leave a good impression on soft-hearted men.
When he has all the girls, don't worry, he won't be so emotional anymore.
Classic violent funny marriage proposal quotations
So who wants to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?
I will ask you for the rest of my life!
I don't know why humans get married. Let's study it together.
Would you like to take me home as your daily necessities?
Like, it is a touch of love, love, it is a deep love, I hope we can go back to our home together, without sending you home.
Oh, you seem to have a good time when you scold me. If you want to enjoy this feeling every day, marry me.
I owe someone to take care of me.
When will you marry me home? Almost everything in my room has been moved to your house.
You put an end to my peach blossom.
Beg for mercy, I surrender! As long as you give me a bite to eat every day.
Will you marry me? Raise your hand if you want to stand up, and lift your legs if you don't want to stand up.
Do you want to marry me in this life or in the next?
My cat is easily frightened. Can you take care of it for me …
Let's legally combine.
I'm afraid it needs to be decided soon now. Don't hesitate to marry me. -Ma Ying District 9.
My family has a sow and a group of piglets. If you are willing to come and live in my house, I will sell the sow and live with you wholeheartedly.
Occasionally, I have a car and a garden villa with a guard reception room ... I plan to open the partition wall between the reception room and the storage room and decorate a warm new house. After marriage, you are responsible for collecting the property fee of the villa community, and I will go out to drive a taxi.
I am a person who always treats money like dirt. After you marry me, you will have no worries-I contracted 13 public toilets in the city to ensure that I don't worry about eating and drinking.
I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctorate in animal anatomy. After marriage, we will start our own business and open a stall selling pork in the food market. I'll cut the meat and you collect the money.
What? Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or do I propose to you ... don't you understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?
Good flowers are inserted in cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, I'll send my brother to cut him, don't be afraid, I'll protect you after you marry me ... Hum, which boy doesn't want to mix up, dare to say that my wife is cow dung.
Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of your birthday and my wedding anniversary, and guarantee the first prize of10 million.
How come? Really don't want to marry me? Have you thought about it? I'm a shareholder in seven listed companies ... why don't you live a good life with me? Are you really leaving? Ok, I won't ... by the way, lend me one yuan to take the bus, and I'll pay you back twice when my stock is untied.
Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.
Hey, get some salt. I said, shall we go to the civil affairs bureau to register for the red notebook after we have eaten enough? What? I haven't proposed yet? I'm proposing ... who said you can't propose while cooking ... I haven't said those three words yet? What three words, four words ... hey, bring a pot of oil!
Please marry me.
Girl, just follow uncle.
Let's have a baby legally.
(woman asks man) "I don't care, I just want to marry you.
Let's raise a child, shall we?
Do you want to make a mistake and regret it for life? Here comes the opportunity.
Honey, do you want to be a contract worker?
Dear, please help me sign the household registration book, which is in the spouse column.
Boy, you are my sister's man. Hang a card with me today!
Holding shallots and peppers in his hand, he said, "Boy, I will follow my sister and drink spicy food in the future!
Boy, just tell me your bank card, credit card, medical insurance, all your cards and passwords, and let me take care of them for you, including your people.
Since we can't be apart, don't waste time and get married.
Boy, in order to stop hurting the feelings of men and women in the world, my sister will accept you as a grievance, and remember to be ready from now on. . Stop struggling. . .
A friend of mine told her boyfriend, how long have we known each other? Boyfriend: 2 years. The friend said: We should celebrate. Boyfriend asked: how to celebrate? The friend said: Let's register for marriage. The boyfriend replied: OK. So they got married, and now the children are 3 years old.
The man said, "shall we transfer the ownership tomorrow?" The woman said, "Which family did you visit?" The man said, "I'll take a picture on the left and put it on the right." The woman said, "Quiet, quiet ..." The man said, "It's really no good to do a notarization first."
Let's break up! Male: (strongly opposed) Female: Not breaking up? Ok, let's get a divorce! ! ! Man: ... (weakly speaking, we are not married yet! W: OK, let's get married first!
If you don't marry me this year, I will be afraid of getting married next year.
I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau has settled it for 9 yuan. Let me treat you.
Funny quotations of marriage proposal
1, I beg you for a lifetime! 2. Let's legally combine!
3, you end my peach blossom luck!
Let's have a baby, shall we?
Let's have a baby legally!
6. Do you want to marry me in this life or the next?
7. Do you want to make a mistake again and again and become a lifelong regret? Here comes the opportunity.
8. Don't propose to me. I said yes as soon as I proposed.
If you don't marry me again this year, I'm afraid of getting married next year.
10 I love that you still feel cold when the temperature is 22 degrees Celsius.
1 1, who wants to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?
12, my cat is very leathery. Can you take care of it for me?
13, my pillow is broken and I have no money to buy a new one.
14. The owner of the jewelry store won't let me return the ring.
15, honey, can you marry me? I can marry you!
16, I'm afraid it needs to be done quickly now. Don't hesitate to marry me again!
17, I want you to be the mother of my child, and my child wants your name.
18, I only care about your future and whether there is a place for me.
19, for mercy, I surrender! As long as you give me a bite of food every day.
20. Would you like to take me home as your daily necessities?
2 1, since it is inseparable, don't waste time and get married!
22. You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are three quarters of me.
23. The sea will dry up and the stones will rot. My love for you will never change.
24. Find a woman who can burp and fart together in bed for life.
25. Affection has been cherished since ancient times, and this sorrow is endless. Looking forward to meeting a lover.
26. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?
27. I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau has settled it for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!
28. Son, you are my sister's man. Come and hang a card with me today!
29. Dear, please help me sign the household registration book, which is in the column of spouse.
30. Reward with * * *. This may be: I wish people a long time, thousands of miles away!
3 1, lost! Love a person quickly. Why do I still have your shadow!
I overheard you tell God that you won't get married unless I get married, so I don't want you to betray God!
I don't know why, as long as you are by my side, my heart is no longer uneasy.
I don't know why people get married. Let's study it together.
35. I hope someone can help me wash clothes and cook. Filipino maids are too expensive, so?
I know I will regret it after I get married, but I will regret it if I don't get married now!
37. When will you marry me home? Almost everything in my room has been moved to your house.
38. I don't want to be an unmarried young man who enjoys married treatment any more. Let's buy a book!
39, holding shallots and peppers: Boy, drink spicy food with my sister in the future!
40. Who said it was winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.
4 1 You know, what if an ugly person like you can't get married? I made sacrifices.
Since I met you on the bridge when I was a child, every step I took was to get closer to you.
I am eager to be read by my mother. I would rather marry you than be read to death by her. Please help me!
44. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right; If being right means leaving you, I'd rather be wrong all my life.
45. Will you marry me? Raise your hand if you want to stand up, and lift your legs if you don't want to stand up.
46. How about having coffee, wine, dinner and a movie together? This has always been the case when we were alive.
47. I have a little secret. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I love you, really love you.
48. Oh, you seem to have a good time when you scold me. If you want to enjoy this feeling every day, marry me!
49. I suffer from lovelorn all the time. I don't know what you can do to help me alleviate this torture!
50. I finally found that there is rich love in this world, and I can't live up to it. So I want to say to you, I love you, please listen.
5 1, marry me. But you don't know me yet. From now on, I will know you and spend my whole life.
52. The world is very big, and we know each other. Meeting thousands of miles away is hard to hold hands. I hope you can continue your fate with me.
Of course, doing farm work is very tiring, but my two sons will help me. You have a son? Not yet, but you will give birth to it for me.
54. marry me I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Promise me?
55. Do you like bald men? Do you like men with big bellies? Would you like to watch me go bald and have a belly?
Please marry me, and I will never make you cry. Please entrust me with the rest of your life, and I will never leave you.
57. My family has a sow and a group of piglets. If you are willing to come and live in my house, I will sell the sow and live with you wholeheartedly.
58. It is not good to fascinate me with gentle calls, impress me with Tingting's beautiful images, and torture me with affectionate eyes. .
59. Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don't agree, we will divorce.
60, like, is a touch of love, love, is deeply like, I hope I can not send you home, go back to our home together.
6 1, hello, I am lonely, and I think you are lonely, so we are predestined friends, and I firmly believe that we must be very happy together. Come on!
62. The most unforgettable thing is your smile. When it blooms on your face, I feel like a spring breeze, which warms and melts my heart.
63. There is only one name in the world, which makes me so concerned, like an invisible thread, one end of which is firmly tied to the tip of my heart and the other end is held in your hand.
64. Boy, in order to stop hurting the relationship between men and women in the world, my sister will accept you at a grievance point. Remember to stand by at any time from now on. Stop struggling.
65, love a person, but not in return, will make you hurt; However, loving someone and never having the courage to let that person know how you feel will make you more miserable.
66. I deeply beg you; It's not good to drive me out of your love. I can't lack your love for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be brilliant.
67. A sad thing in life is that you meet someone who is very important to you, only to find out in the end that he or she is not the one you were meant to be, so you have to let go.
68. I am a graduate of a famous university with a doctorate in animal anatomy. After we got married, we started our own business and opened a stall selling pork in the vegetable market. I cut the meat and you collect the money.
69. I just want to tell you sincerely that I will love you well. So now I sincerely propose to you, eager to get your love. I hope you can reply to me as soon as possible!
70. What? Waste paper? Is that a long lyric poem I wrote, or did I propose to you? Don't you understand? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a garbage collector. Can he read poetry?
7 1, boy, tell me your bank card, credit card, medical insurance, aunt's bar all the cards and passwords, and let me take care of them for you, including your people.
The starting point of love is to let the people we love be themselves, not to bind them with our imagination. Otherwise, we only love our own shadow found in them.
73. I have always regarded money as dirt. After you marry me, you will have no worries in your life. I contracted thirteen public toilets in the city to ensure that we don't worry about eating and drinking.
74. Good flowers are planted in cow dung. Who said that? Tell me, and I'll send my brother to cut him down. Don't be afraid. After you marry me, I will cover you and hum. Which boy doesn't want to mix, and dare to say that my wife is cow dung.
I am like a boat looking for a harbor, and I can't forget you! Night dew, I am not good at dew-like feelings, what I want is eternity! Night dew, would you like to join hands with me for life? Waiting for you forever!
76. Abandoning you, there is nothing in my heart, just like that ship, leaving the shore, leaving only an empty deck; The sea breeze sticks to my face blankly, and your kite flies farther and farther. I don't want to let go, but it's broken.
77. The needle must be pointed and the pot must be uncovered. I can't live without your good companion. Fish can't live without water, trees can't live without roots, and my love for you is inseparable. Although I can't tie the knot with you, I wish you a happy day!
78. If you firmly believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. For a moment, there must be a distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The biggest expectation in this life is to have you with me all my life.
79.let's break up! Man: (strongly opposed) Woman: Not breaking up? Ok, let's get a divorce! Man: (weakly speaking, we are not married yet! W: OK, let's get married first!
80. I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!
8 1, good news! Good news! The good girl who marries me from now on can get an extra set of KITTY gifts, and have the opportunity to meet tomorrow. Okay, a pair of Yangcheng Lake hairy crabs! Until the delivery is over!
82. Occasionally there is a car, a garden villa and a doorman reception room. I plan to open the partition wall between the reception room and the storage room and decorate a warm new house. After marriage, you are responsible for collecting the property fee of the villa community, and I will go out to drive a taxi.
83. Because I love you; Tears, just because I miss you; Heartbroken, because I hate you; Leave because of regret; Memories are due to days; Progress is because of all the perfect things in the world; Running on the edge of feelings and life; Fly all the way.
84. Love needs no proof. I feel it in your eyes, in your smile and in your breath. Forget who I am, remember who I am when I see you; I will always remember the way home. When I saw you, I forgot where my home was.
May you have enough happiness to make you feel sweet, enough attempts to make you strong, enough sadness to make you more human, enough expectation to make you happy, and enough wealth to buy me gifts.
86. Giving all your love to a person can never guarantee that he will love you. Don't expect love to return, just wait for love to grow slowly in their hearts. If not, be content with the growth of love in your own heart.
87. Feelings are an endless story. When you and I were lovelorn, only you were on the line between you and me. I was really touched, which made me count as fate. Although I don't believe it, I can't help but believe it on this day.
88. The man said: Shall we transfer the ownership tomorrow? The woman said: Which household have you been to? The man said, then you sit on the left and I'll take a picture and stick it on the right. The woman said: Silence, silence. The man said: it's really no good to do a notarization first!
89. why Really don't want to marry me? Think about it. I am a shareholder of seven listed companies. Why don't you worry about having a good life with me? Are you really leaving? Well, if you don't deliver it correctly, lend me one yuan to take the bus first, and then I'll pay you back twice when my stock is untied.
90. Don't worry, I won't be poor if you follow me. After all, I have been engaged in the trust and investment industry for six years and accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will buy a lottery ticket with the figures of your birthday and wedding anniversary, and guarantee to win the first prize of 10 million.
9 1, a friend of mine told her boyfriend, how long have we known each other? Boyfriend: 2 years. The friend said: We should celebrate. Boyfriend asked: how to celebrate? The friend said: Let's register for marriage. The boyfriend replied: OK. So they got married, and now the children are 3 years old.
92. There will always be rainy days and sunny days in life, but it will always be sunny after rain. I am like an umbrella, I will be by your side whether it rains or sunny. If one day, when you remember who loved you, it must be me. If one day no one loves you anymore, it must be that I am dead.
93. Hey, bring some salt. I said, shall we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register and get a red notebook after dinner? What? I haven't proposed yet? I'm proposing. Who says you can't propose while cooking? I haven't said those three words yet. What three words, four words? Hey, get a pot of oil!
94. There are so many people in the world. Why do I know you? Ah, since I met you, my life has turned a new chapter; I know so many people, so many people, why do I miss you? Ah, as long as I think of you, my heart falls into the sea of honey.
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