The 33rd Rain Ink Back

Three attempts of real celebrities on Bai Yutang's Beautiful Hero: Yan Cha San

Let's start by saying that Yan Sheng and the man came in and sat down. Rain ink looked under the lamp and saw him wearing a blooming Confucian towel, a fragmentary blue shirt and a pair of boots without foundation and broken soap. His face was covered with dust, and he looked like a hooligan rather than a scholar. Just thinking is his way, and seeing the shopkeeper come to accompany him. The man said, "You don't have to. If adults don't remember villains, I will forgive you. " After the store left, Yan Sheng asked, "What's your brother's name?" "My name is Uncle Mao," said the man. Yu Mo: "He is also worthy of the surname Jin. My grandfather's surname is Jin, which is how decent and loyal. He is so poor that he doesn't even deserve a surname. As the saying goes, "if you are surnamed Jin without gold, you must be poor and hamstrung." "Our" xianggong "is going to be taken in by him." Listen to the humanitarian again: "I haven't learned your name yet." Yan Sheng also got his name. Jinsheng said, "It's Brother Yan." . "I was rude. Excuse me, Brother Yan, have you eaten? " Yan Sheng said, "Not yet. Brother Jin used it? " "No," said Jin Sheng. Why not eat at the table? Call Xiao er. "At this point, the bartender brought a pot of scented tea and put it on the table. Jinsheng asked, "What do you have here?" Xiao Erdao: "Eight taels of fine grain, six taels of medium grain, and inferior grain ..." At this moment, Jinsheng stopped: "Who eats inferior food? Just a good meal. Let me ask you, what kind of good meal is this? " Small second road: "Two sea bowls, two whirlpools, six big bowls, four medium bowls and eight dishes. Nothing more than chickens, ducks, fish, wings and sea cucumbers. And the schedule must always match the heart. " Jinsheng said, "Are there any live carp? "Small second road:" Live carp, big one. A penny or two is a tail. " Jinsheng said, "If you want to eat, you are not afraid to spend money. I tell you, carp weighing less than one catty is called "kidnapper", and carp weighing more than one catty is called carp. Not only alive, but also a tail similar to rouge petals, which is fresh. Show it to me and I'll have a look. " He asked, "What is wine?" Xiao Erdao: "But you can always drink." Jinsheng said, "Don't take that. I want to drink old Shao Chen's virginity. "Xiao Erdao:" Shao Chen, ten years in Privet Drive; Just don't retail, four taels of silver a altar. " Jinsheng said, "Poor you! What 42522, no matter how much, you build an altar and open it face to face, and I'll try it. I'm telling you, I want the golden red one thick and fragrant, and I want to hang a bowl when I pour it. It's like amber. Good. "Small second way:" Build an altar and taste it face to face. How about no money? " Jin Sheng said, "That's natural. "

While speaking, I already have two lamps and candles in my hand. At this time, the bartender is very happy and careful, needless to say. When I was a child, I brought a kidney-shaped wooden basin full of live carp weighing one catty. He said, "Please look at me. What about this carp? " Jin Sheng said, "Fish is carp. You must use this half basin of water to make the fish lie down; On the one hand, it is big, on the other hand, it is shallow, so he jumps around and sells this trick. If you don't take it away, just open it here, so as not to change it. " The bartender had to clean up in person. Jinsheng added, "You've packed up and brought him a fresh one. -but what do you add? " The bartender said, "It's just mushrooms, add some seaweed." Jinsheng said, "I want to be sharp." Xiao er doesn't understand. Jin Sheng said, "Why don't you know? The tip on the top is the tip on the top of the green bamboo shoot. It must always be tender, cut into strips, and it is good to eat so creaky. " The bartender promised. In a short time, another jar of wine was made, with an awl and a magnetic basin. Face to face, face to face, spilling wine, it's really delicious. First scoop a pot and pour it into the pot; Just a little perm, and two people will drink each other. Xiao er put down the side dishes and served as usual. Jinsheng didn't even move, just drank slowly and waited for the live fish. When two people are drinking and chatting, the more they talk, the more speculative they become. Yan Sheng is very happy. When I was young, I used a big plate to hold fish. Jinsheng picked up chopsticks and told the feast: "Fish should be eaten hot, and when it is cold, it will smell fishy." After laying a piece of Yansheng, he scratched the fish back with chopsticks. I ordered a ginger vinegar dish. Eat a piece of fish, drink a glass of wine, and praise again and again: "wonderful, wonderful!" " After eating this side, put chopsticks into the gills of the fish and turn the side of the fish over as soon as you turn your hands. Another piece of Yansheng was put in, but he still paddled with chopsticks, took another piece of fish and a glass of wine, and ate this noodle. Then I asked for a medium bowl, broke a pair of steamed vegetables in the bowl, and broke four in a row. I scooped up fish soup, soaked it in a thin trough and ate it. Fasten the plate again, put it over there and scoop three spoonfuls of soup from here. Service road: "I'm full. Brother Yan helps himself. " Yan sheng is full, too. Two people attended. Jin Sheng said, "We are just a child. Don't eat cold food with him if it is steaming hot. I want to have wine. If he drinks it, give it to him. " The bartender promised repeatedly. With that, the two of them went into the back room. At this time, the rain ink saw a lot of things completely staying where they were, and they couldn't take them with them tomorrow. It was distressing to see them. He can't eat there, just drink two glasses of wine. Hurriedly came to the house, I saw Jinsheng's teeth wide open and he was sleepy. Yan Sheng said, "Brother Jin is tired, why don't you have a rest?" Jin Sheng said, "In that case, my brother will sue." After that, I lay in bed, and with a bang, one of my soap boots fell off. He knocked his leg on his knee again, heard a poof and buckled the head of his soap boots on the ground. Soon, the voice has sounded. Feast blinked and told Mo Yu to remove the lamp, and then he fell asleep quietly. Rain ink moved out of the lamp and sat in a bright room, bored and unable to sleep there. Hearing footsteps, I finally fell asleep. When I opened my eyes, it was already dawn. Seeing "xianggong" quietly coming out of the inner room, he whispered, "Bring some water." Rain and dew, ink, beauty wins beauty. Suddenly, I heard a cough in the room. Rain ink came in at once and saw Jinsheng stretching and snoring, but his feet were exposed and his soles were dark. If he dares, he will be the sole of a sock. Suddenly I heard him say, "Who felt the big dream first? I've known all my life. The thatched cottage is full of sleep in spring, and the sun is late outside the window. " After reading it, he mumbled and got up and said, "Take a rest and it will be dawn." Rain Mo Dao: "The store gave Jin Xianggong a slap in the face." Jin Sheng said, "I don't wash my face for fear of injury. Let the clerk open our account for me. " Rain ink tunnel: "interesting, he should pay the bill." I saw the bartender write a bill with * * * silver13,24,8 points on it. Jin Sheng said, "Not much, not much. I will reward you for doing odd jobs in the second stove. " Clerk, thank you. Jin Sheng said, "Brother Yan, I am not vain. I'll see you in Beijing. I have to go first. " "Tala" and "Tala" went out of the store. Yan Sheng here is called "Rain Ink, Rain Ink." After shouting for a long time, Yumo agreed: "Yes." Yan Sheng said, "You can carry silver." Rain ink was a little late again and agreed, "Oh." In a rage, he took the silver, went to the counter, fought, even gave fourteen taels of silver, and then went out with Xianggong. When he came outside the village, he went to a place where no one was there and said, "Xianggong, who do you think Xianggong Jin is?" Yan Sheng said, "He is a good student." Rain Mo Dao: "What? Xianggong hasn't left home yet, so I don't know how dangerous the road is. There are many strange ways to eat, turn things over, and even set traps to harm people. " "xianggong" is treating Kim as a good person now, and will be fooled by him in the future. According to the villain, he is just a scorner. "Yan Sheng snapped:" Don't talk nonsense! A small stoma like this. I think there is a heroic spirit in Jin Xianggong's gentle spirit, and he will not be an idle person in the future. Stay out of it. Even if he is a liar, it's just a few taels of silver. What happened? Stop worrying about me. " After listening to "xianggong", Yumo secretly laughed: "It's nice to blame people for saying' nerds'. I used to be kind to him, but I blamed him lightly. I have to let him do it for the time being, and then it makes sense. " After a short walk, we reached the tip of the iceberg. Rain and ink were angry and asked for a lively frying. Have breakfast and then leave. I came to Xinglong town in the evening and stayed again. Still three rooms, I promised to pay for one room. This shop assistant is much friendlier than yesterday. Just sitting in an unheated seat, I suddenly saw the bartender come in, all smiles, and asked, "Is" Xianggong "surnamed Yan?" Rain Mo Dao: "Not bad. How do you know? " Xiao Erdao: "There is gold outside." Hearing this, Yan Sheng said, "Please, please." Rain ink secretly said, "come on! He tasted the sweetness. But only one thing, we spend money, and his suggestion is too unfair. Why don't I do this tonight? " He thought about it, went out to meet him and said, "Mr. Kim is here. It's good. We are waiting here. " "What a coincidence!" said Jin Sheng. Meet again. " The feast quickly held hands and sat down with each other. Today is closer than yesterday. After a few words, Yumo stood by and said, "We haven't eaten yet, and neither has Jin Xianggong. Why don't we eat at the same table? Call Xiao Er first to discuss it and let him prepare. " Jin Sheng said, "Yes, yes." Just then, Xiao Er brought tea and put it on the table. Yumo asked, "What kind of food are you?" Small second way: "The order is different. First-class meal is eight taels, middle-class meal is six taels, next one … "Just after saying the word" next ",Yumo said," Who will eat second-class meal? It's good. Don't ask the dishes, chicken, duck, fish, wings and sea cucumber. Let me ask you, are there any live carp? " Xiao Erdao: "Yes, but it's more expensive." Rain Mo Dao: "If you want to eat, are you afraid of spending money?" I tell you, a catty of carp is called a kidnapper, but it takes more than a catty to be a carp. The tail must be like rouge petals, fresh. Let me see. -and wine. We don't want to drink often. We want Ligustrum lucidum and Shao Chen for ten years. It's guaranteed to be four taels of silver a jar. "The bartender said," yes. How much do you need? Rain Mo Dao: "Poor you! How much is it? You build an altar and taste it face to face. First of all, I want a golden red color with a strong aroma. I want to hang up when I pour the bowl, just like amber. I missed it, I don't want it. " Xiao er promised. After a while, light the lamp. Xiao er brought fish. Rain ink came forward and said, "Fish is carp. You must lie down with half a basin of water; On the one hand, it is big, on the other hand, it is shallow, so he jumps around and sells this trick. You cut the box open here, so you don't have to change it. Keep him fresh. Nothing can be done except mushrooms, mushrooms and laver. Is there a tip on it? You don't understand. This tip is the tip above the tip of the green bamboo shoot, but it should be tender and tender. When cut into strips, it should be so crisp. " Xiao er promised. I had another drink. Open it. Yumo scooped up a cup and handed it to Jinsheng. He said, "Xianggong, if you taste it, you will definitely drink it." "Jinsheng tasted it and said," Man Hao, Man Hao. "Rain ink don't call YanSheng to taste, so pour into the pot, a little hot just fell down. I saw Xiao er putting side dishes. Rain Mo Dao: "You put the bergamot here, and this" xianggong "loves it." Jinsheng glanced at Yumo and said, "You should have a rest. He serves food here, so you can come back later. " Rain ink quit, waiting for the fish to come. Xiao er exchanges dishes. Soon, I brought fish. Rain ink followed in and said, "Bring the ginger vinegar." Small second road: "coming." Rain ink raised his hip flask, stood beside Jinsheng, filled a cup, and said, "Jin Xianggong, take chopsticks. Fish should be eaten hot, and it will stink when it is cold. " Jinsheng saw his one eye again. Rain Mo Dao: "Xianggong will give us a piece first." Jin Sheng said, "That's natural. "Sure enough, there is a piece of cloth. I was just about to hold it with chopsticks. The raindrop said, "Mr. Jin, haven't you scratched with chopsticks yet?" Jinsheng said, "I forgot. "Draw a new fish ridge and eat it in a vinegar dish. Pick up the cup and drink it off. Rain Mo Dao: "I poured wine, and Xianggong just ate fish." Jin Sheng said, "Wonderful, wonderful. I saved myself the trouble. "This is a cup. Rain Mo Dao: "Wonderful, wonderful!" Jin Sheng said, "Wonderful, wonderful!" Rain Mo Dao: "It's time to put chopsticks in your cheeks again." Jin Sheng said, "That's natural. "Turn the fish over." I'll give you a piece of cloth and scratch it with chopsticks, so you don't have to ask me again. Yumo saw that there were not many fish left, so he asked Xiao Er to bring a bowl. "。 Xiao er takes the bowl. Mo Yu said, "Mr. Jin, you'd better break off four pairs of steamed food and soak them in the soup." Jin Sheng said, "Yes, yes." After soaking the soup, suddenly, Yumo buckled the dish on that plate and propped it up over there, saying, "Jin Xianggong, take three spoonfuls of soup from here, and you will be full. You don't need to accompany us." He also said to Xiao Erdao, "We have finished eating. Look at what to heat and what to steam. I don't want to eat cold food. There's the wine. I will just drink it myself. " Xiao er agreed and took it off. Jin Sheng suddenly said, "Brother Yan, the little housekeeper, ask him to make friends with me. I will keep my words. " The feast also smiled. Today, the rain and ink can be opened, so he just sat cross-legged outside and let Xiao Er wait on him, eat that and eat this. After dinner, I came home, sat down in my room and waited for the phone call. When I was young, I heard this voice. I went into the back room and turned off the light, but I didn't worry, so I went to sleep. At dawn the next day, the feast was still the first to wake up and come to the bright room. Rain and ink serve clean water. Suddenly I heard Jinsheng coughing. I hurried to the back room and saw Jinsheng stretching and snoring. Rain ink anxiously read: "who first felt the big dream?" I've known all my life. The thatched cottage is full of sleep in spring, and the sunset outside the window is late. " Jinsheng opened his eyes and said, "You are so smart that you remember everything. Ok, ok! " Rain Mo Dao: "Don't draw water for" xianggong "for fear of hurting the water. Let the clerk write the bill and settle the bill. "At that time, when you opened the order, * * * enjoyed 14, 26 and 5 cents of silver. Rain Mo Dao: "Mr. Jin,14,26, five cents is not much, is it?" Give them a reward for doing chores in the second stove. " Jinsheng said, "What makes it? What makes it." Rain Mo Dao: "Mr. Kim, I'm sure you won't make a fuss. See you in Beijing. Ask first. " Jin Sheng said, "Yes, yes. I'll come first. " He said goodbye to Yan Sheng hand in hand, and "Tara" and "Tara" walked out of the store. Yu Mo said, "A catty of meat is wrapped in jiaozi. What a big skin! I'm going to bother him today, but he's going to bother me. "I heard Yan Xianggong calling and laughing. I don't know how, and listen to the next decomposition.