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On the humor of wedding anniversary
1. Wife: "Honey, shall we kill a chicken to celebrate the 20th wedding anniversary?"
Husband: "Why kill the chicken? Isn't this the fault of the chicken? "
2. Wife: "Do you want to bring our pet dog when taking wedding photos for the twentieth anniversary of marriage?" Husband: "That won't do. I don't know. I thought how could the crystallization of our love be a dog?"
3. A century-old wedding dress shop, waiter: "Sir, are you the twentieth anniversary of your marriage?" Husband: "Yes!" Attendant: "there are very few people who have been like you for so long now." Who can stand it for so long? " You've lost all your hair Do you need to wear a wig to decorate? "Husband:" No, it can truly reflect the suffering of my life! "Record the traces of my years!"
4. Wife: "Husband, do you need to ask your son to come and take a family photo for the twentieth wedding anniversary?" The husband looked at his burly son and shook his head: "No! According to it, isn't that exposing our secret for twenty years? " Wife: "What secret?" Husband: "unmarried cohabitation!" " "
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