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Talk about greed, what to do with greed, and talk about sadness.

1, a group of friends nest in the hall to watch 1988, in distress situation. Suddenly I was hungry, Cong jumped up and cooked noodles. In order to trick me into cooking noodles, I said my noodles were the best in the world. Although I know he lied to me, only he has the courage to say such a big talk.

2. For two days in a row, I was hungry in the middle of the night, comforting myself that I couldn't sleep without eating something, and then putting my sinful hand into the refrigerator ... This is really the rhythm of gaining weight.

3. I don't know what cigarettes to smoke in the middle of the night. I will be hungry when I watch the radio ~

Hungry at midnight. I heard that I will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow. . Now I find that these days in hospital are the most carefree days for me in more than a year.

I want to eat meat. Every night, I hang around in various eating radio. I am really hungry, because of the crispy skin, the juice in the meat, the smell of tomato and egg noodles in the canteen, and the greasy chicken legs on the back street shelves.

6. Enter the realm of severe insomnia and crazy desire for meat.

7. Always get hurt, and your hands are really scarred. Some people say I want to eat meat, but I'm bleeding, okay? It is really bad luck. This is not a good thing. When can I get rid of this bad luck?

8. I really wanted to eat meat when I was a child. Now I really want to eat cook the meat. Any kind of meat is good. I want to do it well without plugging my teeth!

9. When I got to the lobby, at least I got to the kitchen. Normally, I don't open the pot. My friend's daughter called tonight and said she wanted to eat meat. She goes to buy meat after work, and she wants to eat with her stomach!