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An incomprehensible sentence

1, the Zen master asked: Do you think a piece of gold or a pile of mud is better? The seeker replied, gold, of course! The Zen master smiled and said, what if you are a seed? In fact, if you change your mind, maybe you will be free!

A person has been trapped in the desert for five years. When he was rescued, he wore a diamond suit worth hundreds of millions and claimed to be a MC player.

3. A man drove his car into a wall at a speed of 100, claiming to have played Grand Theft Auto.

An American soldier was shot dozens of times in Afghanistan. After hiding in the bunker, he took a few breaths to continue fighting. He said he played Call of Duty.

5. A primary school student poured 5cm of water from the puddle downstairs of the kettle and jumped off the 10 floor unscathed. He said that he often played cf.

6. A military doctor threw a medical bag on the ground and saved countless people who were seriously injured and hopeless. This man claims to play Battlefield 2.

7. Three people go out empty-handed with an umbrella and a crutch. When I came back, the umbrella bearer was soaked, the crutch bearer fell, and the third one was fine. It turned out that when the rain came, people who walked boldly with umbrellas got wet; Walking on the dirt road, walking recklessly with crutches, often falling down; There's nothing. Avoid walking when it rains heavily. When the road is bad, walk carefully, but nothing happens. Many times, we are not defeated by defects, but by advantages.

8. Someone asked the farmer, "Have you planted wheat?" Farmer: "No, I'm afraid it won't rain." The man asked again, "Do you grow cotton?" Farmer: "No, I'm afraid insects will eat cotton." The man asked again, "What did you plant?" Farmer: "I didn't plant anything." I want to make sure it is safe. "

9. A Zen master saw a scorpion fall into the water and decided to save it. Who knows, a scorpion stung his finger. Without fear, the Zen master attacked again, but I was stung by a scorpion again. A person nearby said: Always stinging people, why save them? The Zen master replied: Sting is the nature of scorpions, and kindness is my nature. Can I give up my nature because of its nature

10, someone bought a jar of good wine and put it in the yard. The next day, there was less wine 1/5, and the words "Don't steal wine" were posted on the barrel. On the third day, the wine was 2/5 less, and a heavy penalty for stealing wine was posted. On the fourth day, the wine was stolen, so I posted the word urine bucket to see who would drink it again. On the fifth day, he cried. The bucket is full ... the story is not over yet. On the sixth day, he posted the words "Don't steal wine" on the barrel. Many people cried that day.

1 1, Zhang San always likes to drink tea for 20 yuan. Every time Zhang San goes to the newly opened tea shop to buy tea, the boss gives him half a cup of good tea. Zhang San saved tea to entertain the guests. Make a pot of good tea and do nothing all day, but indulge in it. After drinking free good tea, Zhang San doesn't want to drink 20 yuan. No matter how expensive tea he buys, the boss always gives him half A Liang's good tea. Half a year later, Zhang San spent ten times as much money on tea!

12, a man robbed with a gun, but he killed all five gangsters with their guns. It is said that the man has been playing cs for five years.

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1, ◤ We will be angry if we leave that place.

2. embark on a journey to find a home.

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4. I want to be full of enthusiasm, and I am also full of enthusiasm.

I will date you from now on.

6. Simplicity and complexity, beginning and end, process and meeting.

7. Without heart, without love, even the last pride is gone.

8. In the street scene, there is a performance.

9. Love doesn't need grandiose words, just real care.

10, willing to wait thousands of miles, hope to change your eyes.

1 1, tell us about it. Why bother me?

12, well, don't let your q 1n9 thread continue to control. ...

13, colorful, let me learn to be strong and strong.

14,-no, no, no, no.

15、? 6? 6 him, so stinging ~? 6? 6. Work hard, Jason.

16, embrace love, the sun is shining and the sky is shining.

17, 20273; I'm tired of it. Watch and wait for you here.

18, who was injured after d.

19, love, what the hell? Are you laughing? Smile!

20. Huan Huan? ? Hey hey hey? ? This is a big deal.

2 1, easy as ① It's my fault to change for you!

22. Time is running out, and I don't know how much time I can waste.

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24. Our friends are connected. It rains here and there.

Please wash your feelings.

26. Lying: ① People are chanting "?", "ののののののののののののの" and $ m·?のの.

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28. The whole world is saying.

29. I am really stupid. I'm stupid enough to trust anyone.

30. Consciousness is floating, and I can't imagine the love you gave me.

3 1, give some advice. I love you and make you strong ~

32. I believe that 199 1 session is hypocritical, embarrassing to myself, and my head is about to explode.

33. I have remembered it, and I feel sorry for it.

34. I think that after many years, I will be told: I still have me.

You have limited access to me, so I will let you see that I am on the blacklist.

36. Are you looking for ①? ? Why don't you do it? ? Poop, poop, poop, fish.

37. protect the left side of the trip.

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I'm sorry I'm in trouble.

40. _ _ \ I feel that I will lose you.

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42. I will sign a contract with you.

Will you feel a little sad when I leave?

44.let's go. Let's leave now.

45, _ _ _ ы This movie. It doesn't matter if it's over, but it's quiet, crying and the movie is over.

46.- After all, it's not him. He won't love you as much as he does. It's already clear.

47. Deb cares gradually, and Deb doesn't care gradually.

48. I hope I will wait for you. ? Leilai.

49. I want to do it. You put it down! ! '

50. I don't like it, but I don't.

5 1, 〆, different dreams bloom the same light.

52. It is warm, even if it is warm.

53. I think I can get used to living alone, keep my promises in mind, warm my heart, dream and oversleep.

54. There are so many things about life and love, and I only have one in the class of 199 1.

55, 〆, time, erased the once vigorous.

I don't know what to do, but I don't know what to do.

57. I'm crazy.

58. Use the method of "repeat one mistake and repeat another" to stop it.

59. I have begun to practice and worry slowly. Anxiety does not exist.

60. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. >-Song

6 1, injury, can't be seen. Even if I saw it, I wouldn't be moved.

62. I live in the park.

63. I am willing to part with you.

64. Okay, okay, okay.

65. In my eyes, it's warm and warm.

66. Those eyes have already reached their limit, and some of them have been released.

67. ╪ ┚ Promise you ⒈せ: Spend every spring, summer, autumn and winter with you!

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69. In the pupil, naphthalene is still in mourning.

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7 1, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing, flashing.

72. What's the difference? ? What's the decision from now on? ? Come on, let's go!

73. Close your eyes and suck. I feel crying every second of every day.

74. Tell me how you feel every time.

75. The mud after the rain makes me more dependent on strength! ~

76. Love stories and plans.

77. Park at arm's length and enter the harbor.

78. Do what you want and occupy what you want.

79. How can you live a high-profile life without love?

80. Russia always deserves to be an enviable bystander. Happiness has nothing to do with Russia.

8 1, badger, badger, badger, badger.

82. Late, happiness has "arrived".

83. The most persistent teacher is always wanting more, and only sings half the songs.

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85, an ambiguous, wishful a death.

86. Give me a lift, but I don't know what to do.

87. Lights, wine and green. Look at the face

88. After pain. Or the focus of envy.

89. Love and hate are increasing!

If you can't understand the world, tell me.

People's hearts are always full of people's hearts. If you can't understand or see clearly, why bother yourself? If you can't close your heart, you can sit and watch the world.

If you can't understand the world, tell me.

First, the world is too complicated for you to understand.

Second, some people are as simple as white paper, while others are as deep as black holes. I can't understand the world, and the world has never understood me.

Third, I have thought a lot these days, what is a friend, what is respect, what is filial piety and what is life. I don't understand the world more and more.

Fourth, the world is sometimes really incomprehensible. People who cheat without credit can get more benefits. The versatility of the world is beyond my expectation. I have to think about how to deal with the relationship between the complex world and my personal ideal. I still want to be a strong person. Besides taking care of myself and my family, I also have people in Yu Liwei who are shrouded in the dark side of the world to do something. There are many people in this world that I can't understand, and things that I can't see through. Just listen and see. Letting go is not that you don't want to touch, but that you are tolerant and understanding from the heart without embarrassing yourself; Being able to vent is a super power, and those who have it deserve more happiness. The past doesn't need to say goodbye, and the future smiles.

You can never read a person's heart, just as you can't read the world. So distance is a very strange thing. It can make or break a relationship.

6. My friend can't understand what I said, the takeaway can't understand the food I ordered, and I can't understand BCD. The tailor shop owner can't understand what I said. Nobody understands me! Nobody! No one in this world understands me!

Seven, the world makes me a little confused. Too many things are out of control. I don't understand, and I can't see!

8. Seeing the world with prejudice and knocking it over is a happy thing and only a fact. I still don't know the world and the people in it. I am still ambivalent. Maybe one day I will have an epiphany and find a lifestyle that suits me and the world. Maybe I will always be so confused, stumbling and looking for it.

Nine, people who feel that they love you very much will still cheat with other women. I can't understand the world.

10. I can't understand this world. If two couples quarrel, no matter what the reason, the man pulls out a knife and stabs the woman in the back, then the man is finished and will definitely be abused. In the same quarrel, the woman took out a knife and stabbed the man in the back. Even the whole network praised the woman as very powerful, strong and individual? My three views?

Eleven, there are too many people in this world, with little knowledge and indecision. People who really understand have already acted, so wealth will always belong to a small number of people. If you don't understand, give it to him for free, and you will feel that you are lying to him. So the difference in cognition determines the gap between people.

Twelve, growing up is really sad! I can't understand myself, the world, the feelings of people around me and everything!

Fourteen, finally understand in trivial days, life is life, love is love. I am beginning to understand that many people have said that marriage is only the cooperation of interests, and there are temptations everywhere. Cheating, betraying and cheating have become the gossip of people after dinner, as if they had been bitten by mosquitoes. The world is becoming more and more incomprehensible.

Fifteen, the world is really getting worse and worse, and everyone's words and deeds are incomprehensible. It's amazing.

Although I can't understand the world more and more, I still want to be myself.

Seventeen, the world is to see a lot of things clearly and pretend not to understand!

Eighteen, if I invite you to dinner, please go with me, it's good for you, because one day I'm down and out, you must help me. Say hi, you are my deliberate contact over the years. That's good. Calculation everywhere, utility first, is this why people get together? Can't understand the world.

What is more heartfelt than not keeping up with the times is that you can't understand the world at all.

I don't like this stupid tree that obviously doesn't like the world but pretends to like it very much. I don't understand this stupid tree that obviously doesn't understand the world, but tells itself that things will eventually be solved.

21. Sometimes I really don't understand this world. Some knives threatening others' physical and mental safety are around their necks, and they all have an excuse to say that they didn't see the wound. Why do they criticize normal diversity as a double-edged sword? There are many wolves in sheep's clothing, and I haven't seen many driven out.

Words that express loneliness and sadness make people cry, and sad sentences that are incomprehensible are very short.

People will never see the broken mirror, but I mean, a thousand years in the world is like my moment.

If God wants to destroy a person, he will go crazy, but I have been crazy for so long, why doesn't God destroy me?

If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and bow our heads slowly, while listening to the story that we will never grow old.

Life is not Lin Daiyu, and there will be no various customs because of sadness.

What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

Who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the soul of endless sadness.

I looked back at my growth path and watched it day by day. I stood on the side of the road, my hands in my trench coat pockets, watching countless people pass me with a straight face. Occasionally, someone stops and smiles at me. It looks like a peach blossom. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth of my life. When I see them, I will never give up. Sad sentence

I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you, and I am sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

I count your smiles every day, but when you were in Lian Xiao, you were so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped.

My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

I forget which day, which year, which month and which wall I carved a face on. Zhang Weixiao looked at me with a sad face.

I forget which year, which month and which wall I carved a face on. Zhang Weixiao smiled and stared at my face sadly. We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we were already swept away silently by the torrent.

I know I am not a very good person, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward angrily.

One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misplaced painting. Everything in the past can't go back to the past, so it slowly extends and staggered bit by bit. Perhaps, we should really forget those interlaced things.

Some people will be engraved in their memories forever, even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, but the feeling when they think of him will never change.

Some things are not over yet, so forget it. Everyone is the king of a country and dominates his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't want me to listen to you either.

Facts have proved that children involved in words will never be happy. Their happiness is like naughty children, wandering to the skylight, but still refusing to come back.

In this sad and bright March, I whipped my horse from my thin youth, through corydalis, through kapok, through the sadness and impermanence that appeared and disappeared.

I once had a smile in my life, but it finally dissipated like a fog. That smile became a swift river deep in my heart, and I couldn't swim across it. The sound of that river became my desperate song day and night.

There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It always lives in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, numb eyes and fake smiles, and I am being assimilated.

There is always one heart in the world looking forward to calling another.

For whom to sing farewell songs, for whom to say love words, and for whom to write the world.

I want to cry, but I don't know how to keep my tears.

Just make yourself too tired to think and forget loneliness.

Will you miss me when I miss you?

There are some concerns in my heart, but some love can't be reconciled.

The heart always recovers when it hurts the most, and love always comes to an end when it hurts the most.

There is only one person who can make you laugh the most and cry the most painfully.

If one day we are not together, we should be together.

Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury! It hurts! It hurts!

After the pain, I won't feel pain, and some will only be a cold heart.

But you have to go, you have to go, you have to leave me alone, let me bleed out, let me call for tenderness, let me take out my heart and my heart, let me feel the earth shaking, but I can't touch you anymore.

The pain of love is known by heart, night and tears; The distance of love is known by feet, dreams and time. Gentle love is not rubbing, but breaking; What is far away from love is not the pace but the time, and the wandering love is not the mood but the mood.

Crying doesn't mean I give in, taking a step back doesn't mean I give up, and letting go doesn't mean I give up. Just because I smile doesn't mean I am happy. Slowly banish me to loneliness. Close your eyes and feel what heartache is with tears.

I used to be a person who loved looking up at the sky, and the blue sky always gave me the courage to survive. Now I like the deep night sky, all-inclusive darkness and forbearance, leaving tears that no one can see.

Sometimes when I see the clouds flowing quietly, my heart is full of sadness and I feel that days are flowing like this. And those who once said they would never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Missing is an unspeakable pain.

I didn't drink the bowl of Mengpo soup on Wangxiang Bridge. Because it took me 500 years to have a relationship with your last life. I finally see you again in this world. If you forget me, then I will stay in hell for another thousand years until you remember that moment. I just want to buy a moment to hold you in my life.

I eat and travel alone, stop and go everywhere, read and write letters and talk to myself alone, but where has my heart gone? I can't see it myself.

Happiness is a mountain, a long river and a blue sea.

In this sunny March, I beat horses from my thin youth, through violets, through kapok, through the sadness and impermanence of the times.

I always thought I was a white-haired old man, but years forgot to leave a mark on my face. When people see my young face, they can't see my old heart.

If tears can be saved, I want them to flow into the sea.

I can't sleep for you. Who in the world knows? Who has seen me drink for you? I have shed so much love rain for you. Who in the world knows that every drop of rain is every drop of blood in my heart? Love will never be equal. What are you thinking when I miss you?

You ask me how much I love you, and the moon represents my heart. You asked me how sincere I am to you, and I would faint without you.

After the pain, I won't feel pain, and some will only be a cold heart.

Sadness is greater than death, I don't want to talk, I don't want to open the door, I don't want to face anyone, I always want to be a cocoon, close myself up, sleep quietly, and sleep without a trace of emotion.

Add all the pain to me and let your dreams fly.

Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is injury! It hurts! It hurts!

Never look back, why not? If there is no chance, why swear? Today, everything is like water. Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.

Looking back, it's getting farther and farther. When we look back again and again, we will always forget some traces of youth. Only in the drawer of that study, there are still photos that have long been yellowed, which may be the most beautiful testimony of youth.

I always want others to know my feelings, those heavy, those unspeakable sadness and desolation, but how can I draw all my life wheels for you on shallow paper? How can I make you understand?

There are so many places around a person, and you can give so much. In this narrow circle, some people want to enter and some people want to leave.

The saddest words can't be said!

A turn, a fireworks, there is no eternal youth that can't go back, leaving only a faint literary fragrance, which is the deepest injury you have ever had in my heart.

Counting the autumn in front of the door, the leaves listen to the rain outside the window and the sound of wading. This time, I think, your heart wet by the rain remains the same.

What life can't lack is a rainy night, a rainy night alone. On such a rainy night, there are tears in the sky, tears in candles, tears in the sky, and tears in candles. Only the tears flowing down the faces of the Sri Lankan people are silent.

It turns out that there is dust in the world and there is no one here. I only hate the wind, not the east wind that blows away this feeling.

Although the heart is broken into thousands of pieces, each piece is still left to her.

But the boundless mood can't bypass the rugged love. In the pale night, there is always the illusion of ruthless years. I collect beautiful things with my heart, but my long-cherished wish always passes me by. So, love hurts, and my heart hurts, and love changes quietly in the running water of the years. I also looked silly, sad and pregnant.

I am the most beautiful butterfly in his dream. Maybe he can't give me great wealth, but he can give me a heart as hot as a red rose and love it to the end. Once this writing card with his body temperature and that delicate red rose really burned my heart and made me intoxicated in the most romantic and vigorous love whirlpool in the world of mortals.

Because you always smile happily, your sadness is often ignored by others, and gradually it has changed from grievance to habit.