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1, I'm looking for a partner. One is not handsome. Second, do not seek wealth. But seeking common ground while reserving differences is sweet and bitter.

I have a good friend, a young woman, who is a student of Dalian International Studies University. 2/kloc-staying in the boudoir at the age of 0/is a gentle and graceful virtue in Jiangnan, with both lively and cheerful temperament. Looking for a boyfriend, good looks, good character.

The article tells me that the person who loves me won't leave me because he knows I will be sad.

If you want to know someone, talk about it if you are single.

If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?

If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn around and leave.

6. I was buried in my grave and my love was commemorated.

7. In the experience of being dumped, a girl dragged me to the suburbs and slowly inserted the roses I gave her into a pile of cow dung. I understood at once.

8. I wish my best friend a happy wedding. May all lovers get married. ...

9. Either you don't like me or you like me.

10 Look me in the eye and tell me that you love me.

1 1, the main reason for human progress is that the next generation does not listen to the words of the previous generation.

12, love can make people stupid, but I don't mind being stupid.

13, I am willing to stay with you until the mountain on the ECG becomes the sea.

14, I have an emotional cleanliness. I don't want it.

15 chatted with friends in the teahouse for an hour, and friends finally paid the bill!

16, I know I'm not beautiful. Thank you for liking me.

17, I want to know what candy and your mouth taste like.

18, my wife, my daughter-in-law and my housekeeper, where are you? I miss you so much! Stop hiding, come out quickly, and don't worry my husband. ...

19, I promise you happiness with nonsense, and you give me pain with a knife.

20, want to talk about an object, grow old together, love to the old, live to the old, for life!

2 1, don't blame me for pointing at your nose and calling you a loser, if you love me to the half.

22. One day, we live in peace, and one day, we are no longer young.

23. Don't wait until I don't want to talk to you, and then coax you with sweet words.

24. One day, we will live a day when I can kiss you as soon as I turn over.

25. I haven't liked someone so much for a long time, and I laugh at the thought of you.

26. I want to sleep forever, but I'm afraid I won't have you in my dream-you once said you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.

27. Why didn't you contact me? I don't want to like others.

28. The best satisfaction is the care you give.

I really want you to spend the winter with me.

What you can give me is not what I want, what I want is what you can never give.

3 1, every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.

32. If you can't stay long, don't stop over.

33. You always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to understand people's hearts in the end.

34. The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of in the evening are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.

35, I am the kind of person who is aggressive even if I have a lisp.

36. I still don't understand why time will let us meet people who love each other but can't be together.

37. People grow up slowly, their smiles become more and more fake, and their sincerity becomes less and less.

The worst love in the world is that I love you and you don't love me.

39. There is a kind of waiting, a kind of happiness, and an agreement that we should get married.

40, now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women now!

4 1, life is always full of anxiety, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.

42. I am most afraid that I am full of joy to tell you the truth, but you have said something.

I hope I have the ring you are wearing on my left ring finger.

44. I like the feeling that you hold me quietly from behind.

When I was 45, I looked around counterclockwise in my memory.

46, the second return is not a coincidence, but I have been waiting.

47. I like people who like to laugh, especially those who like to laugh.

48. If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

If you want a rainbow, you must endure the drizzle.

50, the boy who helps girls warm their hands is the cutest!

5 1, I have seen growing old together, but I have never seen love like before.

I hope my little shoulders can give you great warmth.

53, don't lie to you, don't hurt you, stay with you.

54. Love is not spying on each other every second like a detective.

55. Who can understand the pain of falling in love but not being together?

56. Only when there is love can there be pity, and only when there is treasure can there be love.

57. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women now!

I hope to find someone who is worried about losing me.

59, don't shout pain, can't feel it, but the pain is too deep, drowning all the echoes.