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Love hurts. Stop loving. Love and everything are just clouds.
Second, true power is not overwhelming, but not overwhelming by everything.
Third, it is totally unnecessary. I am stable.
Fourth, when it rains, I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and the cold came to take care of me again.
Five, obviously not a stranger, but pretend to be stranger than a stranger.
Six, I love her, are you satisfied?
Seven, only liars in the world are sincere. Because only he really lied to you.
Eight, a person hiding in the corner at night, secretly holding himself crying. During the day, I still laugh and pretend that the pain never existed. I am tired.
Nine, which man is not dirty these days!
Ten, get is in the destruction, lost is in regret.
Eleven, graduation season, this summer vacation, how many classes have been broken up.
When I am sad, can you give me a hug without saying anything?
Thirteen, the person I trust most taught me not to trust anyone easily.
What if I have more aura and affection? You should pay more attention to her.
Trust is when one day you point a gun at me and the gun goes off. I also believe it was an accidental fire.
Sixteen, she can look at me, but she must let me know how much she hates me and wants to kill me!
Seventeen, I want to grow tall and white, with long hair and shiny black body. I can wear long women's clothes and run around the street with my beloved. But all I can think about is thinking
Eighteen, beauty makes people stop, and wisdom makes people stay.
19 million bright futures are not worth a warm present.
Twenty, when I woke up, my dream was a little vague. I can only say that you and my dream are very similar.
Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell that scum.
As long as you are within my reach, I am not qualified to ask for anything.
Everything is floating clouds, but floating clouds are not gods.
1, many languages are fake, and only those that have been experienced together are true. -Chai Jing "See"
2, no one should try to tell those who are indifferent to Confucianism and Taoism and never give up, even if they are convinced, they will only bear the sadness of their lives.
3. I love you to the point of heartache.
4. Why am I so infatuated? Why can't I control myself? Why was I taken away?
5, Huai Cai and pregnancy are the same, you will find it after a long time.
6. Is what the man said true in front of his brother or his daughter-in-law? I don't know.
7. I was wrong before and only cared about the people I cared about. Now, I understand. From now on, I only care about people who care about me.
8. I am more and more like a shell, afraid of being touched by you.
9. Everything is floating clouds, but floating clouds are not.
10, [Don't compare me, I don't need to be surrounded by you or in your arms]
1 1, a change of heart-
12, once-in-a-lifetime youth, the purpose is just to listen to the sound of flowers, see the silence of flowers, and then disperse.
13, it is only natural that I marry you.
14, it is not easy to love you for so long.
15, you are jealous of others to show that you are excellent, and you are jealous of others to show that you are incompetent!
16, # only to find that everything is just a fantasy and will eventually disappear.
17, the most terrible thing in life is neither busyness nor injustice. It's about losing your family.
18, good temper is because fewer people indulge you.
19, give me a knife, sprinkle more salt, and the pain will be fine. Don't be soft Don't embarrass me and never start again.
20. I like teenagers so much that I am young.
About love, it hurts love and hurts feelings.
Love always makes people sad. Here are some things about the hurt of love. Is this how you feel about the hurt of love?
1. When happiness ends and indifference begins, there is no reason, no need for any reason, and everyone obeys silently; Thin and transparent glass, separated by two worlds, no one resists and no one escapes.
2. What if you are injured and you are not alone in the end? I dare not miss you, but I hope you are happy, do you hear? I'm sorry! About love being hurt
3. I used to think that the promise we made, just like the book said, we could never abandon all the sentimental sentences now, and the good times, Wan Ru, were fleeting.
4. If everything starts with loving me, if you have tasted all the pain for me, if you love me enough to leave, how can I not love you?
The fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and he was willing to use his life to make the fisherman laugh.
6. For my heart and yours, I will know each other and remember each other deeply.
7. When we meet, there will be parting, but everyone is afraid of parting. . . Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers. I read and reread with tears in my eyes, but I have to admit that youth is a book that is too hasty.
8. Forget you, what I can't do is to be more cruel to myself. I can forget everything, but I can't forget missing you. I keep all my memories about you in my heart and take them out alone in the dead of night. That's all. I am very satisfied.
9. Love without love, love without love. .
10. In our life, we should remember as many things as possible. If liking you bothers you, I choose to leave you.
1 1. Forgetting is our unchangeable fate, and everything is like a misplaced painting.
12. In a word, love is cruel. You can't be the enemy.
13. I was completely hurt by his words! Why did you do this on purpose? You misunderstood what I said to you. This winter is very cold, but not as cold as my heart.
14. Because no one cares, but has been hurt, why should we summon the power of another world? However, this does not herald the end, but represents the continuation of another kind of sadness.
15. Disappear quietly in the sea of people so that no one can see it! Missing is a pain that can be breathed, which evaporates instantly and makes the impossible disappear with it!
16. What one thinks unforgettable has long been forgotten by others. There is no legend that the grass grows and the warbler flies in this city. It will always live in reality, with fast drums, hurried figures, paralyzed eyes and hypocritical smiling faces, and I am being assimilated.
17. When two people are together, one person will always get hurt. It is better to learn to forget than to indulge in pain. It may be difficult, but time will prove that all love will never disappear.
18. If time can't make you forget those people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?
19. If life is just like the first time, why draw a fan in the autumn wind?
20. Love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, you have actually been conquered by each other to a certain extent.
2 1. I like you. I have been waiting for you there. I bless you every day. I miss you all the time. Did you get it? I don't know if I can have you or who you like. Maybe the fallen leaves are my reincarnation!
22. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will slowly drift away in your heart. Whose sky did I leave the jade to?
23. Time will let you know about love. Time can prove love or overthrow it. .
24. Uniting individuals can't give you the same pain.
25. Knowing that you can never get what you want without me in your heart, you can't help but let you see the real me and hide the injured me. When you approach, please listen carefully to the trembling leaves, which is the passion I am waiting for. Can you not go?
26. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.
27. Since you are lovelorn, you must give up. It is impossible for a kite to come back when it is broken.
28. The memory of rotten leaves, those fresh and tender green leaves have long been buried in front of the time scale, and only the rotten smell of mountains and plains remains at the end of the time scale. .
29. After you leave, I think you should not forget one thing: don't forget to miss me.
30. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget.
Everything is nothing.
No.65438 +0 Everything is a cloud.
Origin: "Everything is cloud" is a homonym of "Everything is cloud", which means there is nothing worth mentioning. The popularity of this sentence stems from the "Little Dragon" incident that spread all over the network during the National Day. "Little Dragon" shocked all beings with extremely strange words and deeds. The magic of "god horse" and "floating clouds" is that when these two words are combined together, they can form a common sentence pattern, which can be used everywhere and become the mantra of countless netizens.
Sentence: if you work overtime, you work overtime. Don't say anything, it's all a cloud.
Comments: In front of god horse and floating clouds, any words are pale and powerless.
No.2 geili
Origin: During the 20xx World Cup, the word "Geili" began to become a hot word on the Internet because it conformed to the atmosphere of the stadium. Where does the word "geili" come from? It is said that it originated from the Chinese dubbing version of the Japanese comic book Journey to the West-The End of the Journey. At the beginning of the picture, after the master and apprentice arrived in Tianzhu through hardships, they found that Tianzhu only had a small flag with the word "Tianzhu" written on it. Wukong said without complaint, "Is this Tianzhu? Not good, teacher. " The so-called "no force" is far from your expected goal. And "giving force" naturally means being effective, energetic and motivated. 165438+1October 10, which is widely regarded as a sign of "turning positive" in online language, made the front page of People's Daily. Recently, the English word "gelivable" created by "Geili" has also become popular.
Sentence: Brother, you are awesome.
Comments: Strong subtitle group, your translation is becoming more and more unconstrained!
Third, my father is Li Gang.
Source: 10 16 A traffic accident occurred in Baoding, Hebei Province. The second generation of the official who caused the accident shouted: "Tell me if you have the ability, my father is Li Gang!"
This matter quickly became the focus of hot discussion among netizens and the media. "My dad is Li Gang" has also quickly become a popular online word, and a creature named "Gu Gang the Carp" has been derived, which has been fictionalized as aggressive and fierce, and is usually raised by bureaucrats.
Sentence: Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all fathers can be called Li Gang.
Comments: Is this a society with the right of "dad"?
Fourth place envy envy hate.
"Envy, jealousy and hate", a word of five words, contains rich contents-hate comes from jealousy and jealousy comes from envy.
For a person, being jealous is equivalent to getting the most sincere praise from the jealous person, which is a kind of spiritual superiority and pleasure; Envy of others will more or less expose one's inferiority, chagrin, shame and unwillingness, which is undoubtedly a blow to self-confidence. You don't know that your art is imperfect until you know your shame. It is through jealousy that you truly realize that you are inferior to others. It's better to retreat and form a net.
Fifth, you should know
Source: Catherine, you should know. This is a slogan of Caslin. This is Caslin's first public advertisement after landing in China. As soon as this language came out, it quickly spread as an online buzzword to describe a person's ignorance. If you say that you don't know Catherine, you will be considered as a laggard of the times.
Sentence: Xiaolong, you should know!
Comments: The world is big and changing fast. Some new things will inevitably be unknown, which requires our efforts, or we will call them out.
No.6 Yali pear
Origin: "Yali pear" is the homonym of "pressure". A gifted scholar in Baidu Post Bar intentionally or unintentionally labeled "pressure" as "pear", which attracted countless people to imitate it. And "Alexander the Great" has gradually become popular.
Sentence: treat "stress" as a pear, chew it and you will win! In the face of life, at least have the courage to "laugh to boiling"!
Comments: Rewriting the word "stress" slightly has actually explained some entertainment features.
Seventh, a very difficult decision
Source:165438+1The 3Q War in early October must still be fresh in many people's minds. This sentence comes from a letter to QQ users issued by Tencent165438+1on the evening of October 3rd. The most classic sentence in the letter is "We made a very difficult decision". Then netizens began to imitate the "QQ style" and became popular on the Internet within a few hours.
Adidas has just made a very difficult decision. Once Nike is detected on the user, clothes and shoes will automatically become perspective clothes.
Comments: Who is more difficult than who?
No.8 acid mud series
Origin: "Garlic is cruel" stems from people's helplessness after the soaring price of garlic, even more expensive than meat and eggs. Netizens invented "you play with beans" according to the comic dialogue of the famous comic dialogue actor Ma, which is another popular expression after "you have malice with garlic". However, after "You Play with Beans", a large number of three-character classics such as Tang Gaozong, Jiang Yourun, You Shang, Ping What, Pigeon meat, etc. are like a pair of toppled dominoes, vividly showing the current situation of the price increase of grain relay and the helplessness and protest of the masses.
Sentence making: same as above.
Comments: How many materials should be named?
No.9 bib (Weibo)
Origin: "Scarf" is the homonym of Weibo. It entered the public eye last year and gradually improved this year. From the dispute between Tang Jun and Fang, to the incident of "My dad is Li Gang" in Hebei, and to the recent live webcast of the Shanghai fire on115, Weibo has shown its convenience and real-time characteristics in several incidents, and is playing an increasingly important role in today's internet life.
Sentence: I'm really embarrassed to say hello without wearing a scarf these days.
Comments: With more and more information and less patience, Weibo appeared at the right time.
No. 10 every object
Origin: "Ordinary Object" is a creative copy designed by advertisers for a clothing brand, which is intended to ridicule the mainstream culture and highlight the brand personality. Unexpectedly, this creative copy with the star effect as a selling point has become a sharp weapon for netizens to ridicule. A large number of posts using this style to spoof stars and virtual characters quickly appeared on the Internet. Degang Guo, Liu Qian, Zhao Benshan, Han Geng and other stars have been recruited, and the advertisements tailored by netizens for them are also full of black humor.
Sentences: Love food, love red, love football, love the World Cup, love the winning and losing divination contest. I am not a legend, I am not a wizard, I am Paul. I don't mind fans eating me. I'm just like you. I am Vanke!
Comments: The whole network is advertising "Ke Fan"!
No. 1 1 is not afraid of a wolf-like opponent, but a pig-like alumnus.
Source: If you use the input method with automatic updating function, you will find that, as one of the most popular "groups" at present, the word "Xi Yisheng (a student who graduated from pacific western university)" has been listed as a common entry. This is a buzzword created by netizens when they exposed Tang Jun's academic fraud. It generally refers to people who have obtained degrees from foreign "prestigious schools" with questionable qualifications, such as Pacific Western University. In the same way, the sentence "I am afraid of my opponents like wolves, but I am afraid of my alumni like pigs" is also highlighted after this incident.
Sentence making: same as above.
Comments: Looking at Clayton of Fang Hung-chien from a distance, Lucy laughed all her life without saying a word.
12 head cover
Origin: When Huang Xiaoming sang the song "OneWorldOneDream", she was teased by netizens because her pronunciation resembled "Nobutall", so she was named as the leader of "Nobutall", and this word has also become one of the hot words on the Internet, in order to ridicule many stars for self-defeating in order to show their uniqueness.
Sentence making: Don't be "too noisy". Speaking English makes people laugh.
Comments: The pronunciation of the leader is really not standard, but you can guarantee that you won't have a "noisy" day. Be kind!
Workplace buzzwords and online hot words
Ant graduates
"Ant tribe", a low-income group of college graduates, represents a typical living condition of young people, especially newcomers who have just graduated from college and entered the society. They are similar to ants: smart, weak and gregarious. According to the survey of Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Wuhan and Xi 'an, the number of "ant tribe" in each city is quite amazing. In 20xx, the ant tribe received extensive attention, and in-depth reports frequently appeared in newspapers.
Escape from Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou
In 20xx, some white-collar workers clearly shouted the slogan of "escape from Beishangguang", which spread rapidly among white-collar workers in first-tier cities. In Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou, many white-collar workers want to escape, move to second-and third-tier cities or go back to their hometown for development due to many reasons, such as high housing prices, difficult employment and great pressure on survival.
Eraserman
If you find that your keen sense of touch has become dull, and you have lost too much expectation for promotion and salary, the appreciation and encouragement of your boss are always isolated from you, and you are indifferent to the excessive criticism of your colleagues ... Maybe you are one of the rubber people. For example, people who have worked hard for many years and achieved good results begin to rest on their laurels and be complacent; Always do things by experience and don't know how to be flexible. Over time, they have become obsolete products. People who are increasingly indifferent to all aspects of criticism and accusations are still mediocre and muddle along ... There are still many people who may have been in it and gradually moved closer to the role of "rubber man".
Continuous jump
The most thrilling event in 20xx is undoubtedly a series of suicides of "1 1 jump" by front-line employees of Foxconn, the world's largest foundry, within six months. 20xx In the early morning of May 25th, an employee of South China Training Center in Guanlan Park of Foxconn Technology Group fell to his death. This is the 1 1 employee who fell from the building this year, causing 9 deaths and 2 serious injuries. As for the cause of the "1 1 jump" incident, public opinion analysis believes that these workers go to work, get off work and sleep every day-this "pendulum" life squeezes their private time and people become very isolated. Even roommates are "familiar strangers" who can't be named.
Transformation and job-hopping
"Becoming a monk halfway" usually means changing careers halfway, looking for another job and changing jobs. Some people find that they don't like their first choice after working, and some people are tired of changing careers after working for many years. No matter what the reason, people who "become a monk halfway" have commendable courage. They should dare to face many difficulties, give up the existing platform and take risks to start over. Of course, there are winners and losers. A phenomenon that cannot be ignored. In today's workplace, there are more and more people who become monks halfway.
Come on, Lala
The workplace novel Du Lala's Promotion is undoubtedly a hot topic in 20xx, which is praised as "the true epitome of the survival law of foreign companies in the workplace", "the vivid portrayal of fashion life in white-collar cities" and "the successful model of optimism, positive struggle and inspirational progress". Countless white-collar workers pay homage to this vivid career promotion education class. Du Lala's story is actually the story of everyone in our workplace.
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