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Northeast of Wang Shi

It's already 5: 40 in the afternoon. Yang Yang picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to Lao Zhao: Brother Zhao, do you want to drink tonight? This sounds like a question, but it is actually a positive question, because Lao Zhao will give a positive answer. Less than a minute later, Lao Zhao's phone rang. Yang Yang asked, "Hey, Brother Zhao, what did you say at night?" Lao Zhao said, "Is it just the two of us tonight?" "Then don't call two people. I'll do whatever you say. " "Are you still in the hotel?" Lao Zhao asked again. "Yes, it's still in room 108." "All right, I'll come later." Hung up the phone, Yangyang lying in bed. Picked up the TV remote control and watched it with relish. This is his second year in the Northeast, especially in Shenyang. 1 1 joined vogel machinery company as a salesman in April. The main job of machinery company sales is to run customers all the year round. Yang Yang is now living in such a state. On the sixth day, the company arranged for him to go to Daqing on business with a master, and soon determined the business area. Considering that Yang Yang is young and young people need more exercise, I have arranged it in Shenyang until now. Yang Yang likes watching sports channels best. The Champions League is on TV, and Yang Yang is watching it carefully. There was a knock at the door, and Yang Yang rolled down from the bed and opened the door. A fat face jumped into my eyes. "Zhao Ge, you came so fast!" "That's true. I just called you back, packed my things and went out. " In fact, Lao Zhao's house is not far from Yang Yang's hotel, just two blocks, and it's a fifteen-minute walk. Lao Zhao is from the northeast, and his hometown is Tieling. Yang Yang often teases him: Your hometown is Zhao Benshan's "big city". Laozhao University studied mechanical manufacturing in shenyang ligong university and settled in Shenyang after graduation. Lao Zhao took out a cigarette and handed it to him. "What do you want to eat today?" Yang Yang took the cigarette and said, "Why don't we have a barbecue and order a white one?" Yang Yang asked again, "Just the two of us. Didn't you say we should invite two more?" Chao Po-tao spat at his cigarette and said, "I called them here. The boss has cooked at home. Third brother has an appointment with a client tonight. Call me when you are finished. " Lao Zhao's eldest brother and third brother are both locals. The boss is the workshop director of Shenyang No.3 Machinery Factory .. After graduation, Lao Zhao was assigned to his workshop, and later they became buddies. Third brother is a supplier that Lao Zhao knows after reselling. Because of frequent business contacts, they will earn some "pocket money" together and become friends tacitly in life. After smoking a cigarette, they packed their things. Yangyang and Lao Zhao went to a barbecue restaurant where they often went to eat. This shop is a typical northeast style. Basically not decorated, just five or six tables. Dig a hole in the middle of each table to put a stove. The stove is made of charcoal, with barbed wire on it. You can eat it with oil. The two men sat down, ordered five or six dishes of beef and mutton, three or four dishes, two dishes of seasoning, and a bottle of local old Longkou wine in Shenyang. They took off their coats and hung them on the back of the chair. Yangyang asked Lao Zhao, "Brother Zhao, I don't think I can drink a bottle today. You know my capacity for liquor. " Lao Zhao pushed his glasses and said with a smile, "How did this happen? The wine has been opened. " . As he said this, he poured the wine into Yang Yang's glass. "This kind of wine must be drunk. If I have one more drink, you will have one less. " Desire is also the default silent retort smiled. Soon a glass of wine was swallowed. Looking at the charred charcoal and sizzling beef slices on the barbed wire, Lao Zhao asked Yang Yang, "Xiao Yang, what projects do you and Lao Xue have in Anshan now? Look at you two running there all day. Have you ever seen a leader? " Xiao Yang took a piece of red-hot beef, dipped it in the seasoning in front of him, put it in his mouth and chewed it. He replied, "The leader has seen it several times and eaten it three times. The boss is surnamed Jia, and I heard that he is the boss of a branch of Angang. " "Really?" Lao Zhao asked again. Yang Yang said, "I think it's quite like driving a Toyota Land Cruiser with the license plate number Liao C000 10, wearing GUCCI and VERTU to change my mobile phone. It should be a big leader. " "Oh, how was your chat?" When Chao Po-tao asked again, Yang Yang put a piece of red-hot beef tendon in the bowl opposite Chao Po-tao and replied, "Hey, let's talk like this and connect our feelings. After all, people are big bosses and always ask for help step by step. " Lao Zhao nodded and raised his glass to signal Yang Yang to touch it. The two men touched the cup and threw it back. Speaking of who Lao Xue is, Yang Yang actually met Lao Xue first and then Lao Zhao. Yang Yang is 28 years old. Every time he comes home from a business trip, his mother will go to the market to buy a lot of fresh chicken, duck and fish to eat and welcome him. In fact, Yang Yang doesn't lose on himself when he is away from home. Good wine and good food are available every day. When I came home from a business trip, my mother cooked a big table and asked him while eating, "I met your second aunt in Xianhe Temple two days ago and said I would introduce you to someone. You happened to be at home these two days. Go and have a look. " Later, I met this blind date girl named Xiaohui. Xiaohui has white skin, wears glasses and a short chin. She looks like an elephant. Yang Yang runs outside all the year round and has seen various venues. Beauty is not uncommon. I have an average impression of her. Originally, I went on a blind date to perfuse my elders. Seeing that she doesn't hate her looks, I thought it would be good for someone to be a file wrigley anyway, so I agreed to try dating. Xiaohui reassured him. Send a message and make a phone call on his own initiative, and be caring and attentive to him. Knowing that he was in Shenyang on business, he took the initiative to introduce Xue, a classmate of the junior middle school group, to Yang Yang. It is said that this classmate Xue has opened a company in Shenyang and is the boss. After getting to know him, he can handle anything. Later, Yang Yang and Xue met, and they became familiar with each other in the long run. Later, through Xue, I also met Lao Zhao, who is drinking across the street now. Lao Zhao went on to say, "Pay attention to doing business and look after yourself." "Well, I see, thank you, Zhao Ge." Yang Yang grabbed the old Longkou, filled Lao Zhao's glass first, and then filled his own glass with wine. This is the third cup. The two of them just talked over coffee. Almost an hour later, I finished drinking and went home.

It's sunny in the afternoon, it's May, and the weather in the northeast is getting warmer. Yang Yang is awake. When he opened his eyes, he couldn't move at all. He has enough sleep. I have slept since last night 1 1. Last night, I drank with Zheng from the Equipment Department of Tiexi District Environmental Sanitation Bureau. I drank two bottles of white wine and a dozen beers. At that time, your hard support was not wrong. As soon as you sent section chief Zheng away, you quickly found a corner and a mouthful of filthy things came out of it. After vomiting, I felt dizzy and dizzy. I can't keep my eyes open when I lean in the corner. "You can't just sleep on the side of the road, you must go back to the hotel!" Clear ideas come to mind. I took a taxi with my mind and went back to the hotel to sleep. A person is lonely and sad, especially when he is drunk. The simple act of wanting to drink a glass of water is like a paralyzed patient for Yang Yang now, which is too laborious and impossible. Fortunately, Yang Yang is a soldier who has passed the alcohol test. Although his head is about to explode now, he can't live any longer, but he still managed to turn over, took out the garbage basket under the bed, vomited twice, and then whispered "Mom, Mom" and fell asleep. . . I finally woke up after a long night. Yangyang poured a glass of mineral water, took two sips, lit a cigarette and looked at his mobile phone. It's already past two in the afternoon. Yangyang touched his forehead, vaguely a little dizzy. Before long, the phone rang. Sure enough, it's a short trip. Leijiacha etc is also introduced by Lao Xue. During this time, Yang Yang was busy with the company's business. Whenever he is free, he will call Lao Xue and ask him how the business of Angang is progressing. After all, Yang Yang invested real money. Once, Lao Xue called and said that he is now a sales manager in a cable factory in Shenyang, leading the team. I'm going to Angang to drive the car in the factory that day. It happened that the driver of this cable factory was busy and no one could drive, so I asked Yang Yang if he had time to go to Anshan. Yang Yang thought that the merchant had a wink and quickly agreed. Cheng Xiao is a shop assistant in the factory. He introduced himself in the car and got to know each other. Cheng Xiao's full name is Cheng Baiqiu, from Chaoyang, Liaoning. At first glance, he is a northeast person, tall and strong, and likes to make friends. From that time on, we went to Anshan together and felt that Yang Yang was quite right, so we often came to the hotel to find him to play. The two of them finally became good friends.

Yang Yang received a phone call and said, "Brother, what's the matter? I just got up. " The other end of the phone said, "Brother Yang, what time is it? I can really sleep. Is it in the room? I'll come to you later. " "Ok, come here, 20 1, waiting for you." Hung up the phone and closed my eyes. He was really strong last night, and he needs to recover. Twenty minutes later, Xiao Cheng. Arrive at the hotel. "Brother Yang, did you drink again yesterday?" Leijiacha etc asked. "Hey, I can't help it. Actually, I don't want to drink, but I want to do business. " Yang Yang said helplessly. "Let's play and play ball later." Leijiacha etc. I like playing billiards. Yang Yang is a good player. Xiao cheng, etc. I just like to play a few games with him if I have nothing to do. "Today is really can't move. My head is still buzzing. " Yangyang shook his head and reached for the cigarette on the table. Leijiacha etc quickly took out a cigarette in his pocket and handed it to Yangyang. "Yang elder brother, take mine. My friend got married yesterday and got soft. Come and have a taste. " Nowadays, smoking Chinese is also popular in Northeast China. Yangyang didn't refuse, lit the smoke leijiacha etc handed me, smoke up. Leijiacha etc see Yang Yang didn't get up, then sat down next to the bed. The light of cigarette butts is flashing. Cheng Xiao said flatly, "Brother Yang, what's your relationship with Lao Xue?" Yangyang was shocked and felt that Cheng Xiao's words made some sense. He said seriously, "He was introduced by a friend. I asked him to do something. What's wrong? " "Oh, I thought you two were fellow villagers and friends." Yang Yang and Lao Xue are indeed fellow villagers, but they are not friends yet. Of course, Yang Yang denied it: "Not friends, what's the matter? You must have something to say. Tell me quickly. " Cheng Xiao took another deep breath of his cigarette, as if he had made up his mind: "I'll tell you then, but don't sell it to me." Considering that Lao Xue is still his leader, Yang Yang really can't betray Leijiacha etc. So he swore that there was no such possibility. "Well, I believe you, Brother Yang." Xiao cheng, etc. Then he said, "Manager Jia introduced by Lao Xue at that time is the person you want to do business with. Later, manager Liang and I went to Angang again and made an appointment with the party secretary. During this time, Manager Liang asked if there was anyone named Jia. I really inquired about it. This old Jia named Jia Quanfeng is the manager of Angang, but he is a freelancer and a small manager of a thermal power plant. Angang is a state-owned listed company. When the Woods are big, there are all kinds of birds. " "But his license plate is awesome," Yang Yang also asked, smoking a cigarette. Cheng Xiao said: "Old Jia is related, but that's because his father is an old leader. He has occupied his position, and now it is not easy in Angang. " Yang Yang was a little flustered when he heard this, and took a deep drag on his cigarette, wanting to wait. Leijiacha etc saw Yang Yang's expression was wrong and asked, "Brother Yang, I heard Lao Xue say that you are looking for Lao Jia to do steel business, right?" Yang Yang: "Yes, I invited him to dinner three or four times. Every time I spend two or three thousand dollars, I also give money to Lao Jia privately after the Mid-Autumn Festival and New Year's Day. " Hearing this, Xiao Cheng was a little surprised: "Brother Yang, you spent a lot of money. I really have to be careful. " Desire from a listen to these words, my heart is a tight. "Yes, back and forth spent 560 thousand. He didn't spend a penny. " Yang Yang lit another cigarette: "After hearing what you said, I remembered a fragment." "What fragments, Yang elder brother? Tell me about it. Let me help you analyze it. " "Every time I send money to Lao Jia, I have a plot. At the gate of the hotel, Lao Xue will take care of me downstairs, saying that the room is Jia's private room, and outsiders are generally not allowed to go in. I didn't think much, so I gave the money to Lao Xue and waited downstairs. This is true twice before and after. " Leijiacha etc listened, eyebrows a wrinkly, very sure tone told Yangyang: "Yang Ge, this money must be tired of old Xue. Why else didn't he give the money to Lao Jia in front of you? ! "Yang Yang more think more wrong. Later, he simply went downstairs to the grocery store to buy beer and side dishes. The two chatted over coffee until late at night. That night, Yangyang made up his mind to settle old scores with old Xue Xin.

A week later, Yang Yang accompanied the bid to return to Shenyang from Changchun and made an appointment with Lao Xue for the first time. Old Xue Xingran keeps an appointment. In the small restaurant downstairs of the hotel, after two glasses of wine, Yang Yang directly asked Lao Xue, "Do you know why I asked you to eat today?" Old Xue took a mouthful of rice and said, "I don't know." "Hum! I don't know yet! " Yang Yang said rudely, "I heard you swallowed my money?" Old Xue listened with a stiff expression and replied helplessly, "What money? Who do you listen to? " "Not yet!" Yang Yang obviously increased the decibel and continued: "Do you think I won't call Mr. Jia?" Hearing this, Old Xue's defense line has collapsed in his heart, and he said hypocritically, "Yang Yang, listen to me, I really gave the money to Teacher Jia. Maybe he's wrong. But don't worry, I have an account of how much you spent, and I remember it clearly. This business can be earned back when it is done; If you can't do it, you still have to pay it back. " Old Xue is still putting in a good word at this time. Yang Yang said disdainfully, "Don't be late, I've already inquired, and you have to return my money to me within this week. It's not much, just half of it. I just want half the money back. " Old Xue nodded again and again: "OK, brother, I will remit it to you in two days, no more than three days at most." Speaking of which, Lao Xue made an excuse and left. Three days later, Yang Yang checked the bank card and found that Lao Xue had no remittance. Calling him also means that he turned off his phone. Rushed to his house, knocking at the door and no one answered. A neighbor said that this family rented a house and moved out two days ago. Yangyang thanked the man, then called Lao Zhao and asked him if he knew where Lao Xue had gone. Lao Zhao doesn't know. He has been out of touch for a long time. Yang Yang felt that the swindler had moved overnight for tens of thousands of dollars, which was both angry and ridiculous. "Ah, I was cheated by my hometown. I really have to keep an eye on it in the future. " Yangyang said to himself, conveniently stopped a taxi and returned to the hotel in regret.

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