What's the story about Internet cafes?

1, I went to the Internet cafe with my classmates. Soon the stationmaster sent him a message saying, Brother, put on your shoes and let you play for one more hour.

2. When I went to the hospital for a physical examination, the doctor took my report and said, "Fortunately, you came early ..." When I was shocked into a cold sweat, the doctor said unhurriedly, "I will get off work later."

Once the class teacher asked for leave due to illness, so I decided to skip class and go to the Internet cafe, pay the money and turn on the computer in one go. At this time, I noticed a player playing beside me, saying that she couldn't leave and asked me to help buy betel nuts. When two pairs of discerning eyes look at each other, your sister, the class teacher!

4. I slept in a daze this morning, and a stranger called and called my mother after I got through. I said, son, what's the matter? The other end of the phone said with tears: "I was detained by the police. Give me some money, mom! " "I said," Oh, ask your father for it when your mother gets married. " After three seconds of silence, there was no sound on the other end of the phone. ...

5. Whose smelly child is it? Today, a family in the community got married. They put heart-shaped firecrackers at the entrance of the unit building and lit them. A child covered his ears and shouted, "Look, my heart is broken!"

6. "I came back recently and lost my si people."

"Why, why did you lose the si people?"

"I just went to the funeral home to work. When I got up this morning, I lost one. "

"That's really losing si people."

7. Grandpa, you should be a big sword at this age, think twice before you act, and be cautious! ""I've thought it over. After thinking about it, I think the kidney is fine. "

8. Me: Uncle, how much is this steamed stuffed bun?

Uncle: 2.50 yuan each.

Me: Why did it go up again?

Uncle: The price of pork has gone up.

Me: But this is a vegetable bag.

Uncle: You don't eat, but I want to eat! !

9. The unit caught fire and a female colleague ran out with a computer. The fireman said angrily, "You are dying. If you don't run at this time, what computer do you take? " Colleague said: "There are a lot of important data in the computer." Firefighters were even more anxious when they heard it: "Data is important. You take the mainframe. What are you doing with the monitor? "

10. When I went home, I saw my father explaining something to my mother. After coming back, my father looked at me like a savior and said, "Daughter, you told me that the 500 yuan in the closet is yours, right?" I blinked, and I immediately understood what was going on. I replied, "yes, mom, I put it there." Won't I come back to buy clothes? " After leaving home with money, my father rarely told me: "Daughter, it is not easy to make money. Come back early.