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Handsome saying: I can show my heart to a person, or I can ignore a person.

1. Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

2. I have already decided the wedding day, now I have to choose the groom

3. What belongs to me, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on to it if I give it to you.

4. The highest level of respect for people now is to not touch your mobile phone when you are together.

5. The more people you know, the more you know the importance of garbage classification.

6. What is loneliness? I just recharged the phone bill with fifty yuan, and it has not been used up for three months. Three months!

7. When it comes to growing fat, it can only grow on your waist and chest.

8. A good man is not like a bus, where one will arrive in ten minutes, and a good woman is not like a bus, where you can get on by investing just one dollar.

9. There are many people who want to buy you dinner, but there are very few people who can buy you breakfast.

10. Whenever I don't want to get up, I will think of Teacher Cang's teachings. Unless you can make money in bed, don't stay in bed.

11. Grief is like a fish bone stuck in the throat. It must be spit out or swallowed by itself.

12. There are two reasons for failure in inviting a girl to hang out. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

13. Some things can only be known when they are lost, and should not be cherished in the first place.

14. After graduation, we bid farewell to a period of innocent youth, a period of youth and frivolity, and an era full of fantasy.

15. I'm not afraid of going to hell, I'm afraid of not having you in hell. xiezuoyi.com A collection of the saddest stories

16. Growth takes away not only time, but also the courage to not be afraid of losing.

17. Don't trade my secrets for your friendship with others.

18. The scariest thing in the world is to watch a horror movie with someone who is afraid of watching horror movies.

19. Some people say that the reason why the earth is round is because God wants those who are lost or lost to meet again.

20. I can show my heart to a person, or I can ignore a person.

21. If you don't have friends, find friends. Find friends and love friends. Don't give your heart to friends, because friends have friends.

22. Don't ask me if I'm doing well, you can't help me if I'm not doing well, and it's not your fault that I'm doing well.

23. Even if you don't have the beauty to conquer a country, you still have the pride to destroy a city.

24. Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to say a lot, but as soon as we speak, it turns into a string of ellipsis

25. We all make the same mistake, quarreling with the people we like and talking to strangers.

26. Poisonous grass blooms charming flowers, and those who hurt you say they love you.

27. We all have our own time machines, some will take us back, they are called memories; some will take us forward, they are called dreams.