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Typhoon spit caused people's property losses.

People's property losses caused by typhoons (I) 1. Be prepared to fight against "Plum Blossom", do a good job in preventing and fighting against Taiwan, and strive to minimize the losses caused by typhoon disasters.

The street is like an alley. I don't want people sitting on the Diaoyutai when the typhoon comes.

Experienced a lot of things. Like a typhoon crossing the border, as vast as a weed falling down.

There are many dark clouds before the typhoon and many rainbows after it!

Who is so boring? The last typhoon was called "Tiantu", and this typhoon is also called "Butterfly". What is the literary mode of typhoon?

6. After the typhoon, the scenery was picturesque.

7. Whoo-hoo ~ Let the typhoon come more violently.

8. The typhoon was good, so I took five days off in a row.

9. I live in Huludao Chemical Industry. At about eleven o'clock in the morning, it suddenly began to rain and lightning. It was really scary.

10. In the long night, heavy raindrops poured down the forest vigorously outside the window.

1 1. Some people in the group say that heavy rain and strong wind keep them awake, but I never seem to feel this way. I fell asleep thinking about it, just like I can't sleep much if I want to.

12. The teacher said: There must be a typhoon when performing on stage. I said, is there a tornado?

13. Due to the influence of typhoon, there is a lot of accumulated water in the low-level area. The river has also risen a lot, flooding the expressway, and most of the sewers are full, which has brought us a lot of trouble to travel.

14. Hurricanes are as wild as wild horses. The wind slammed on the door, it hit the window and the roof, it tore at the wall, it threatened, it begged, and then ran into the chimney of the stove with a roar of joy brought by the victory of rebellion.

15. I hope everyone will be safe after the typhoon and work at home today.

16. After the typhoon, the park was as quiet as an ink painting.

17. The night wind makes the valley roar and the pine forest roar like a tide. Thatched grass and dead branches swayed and trembled, rubbing against each other and constantly vomiting and moaning.

18. Do you know? I hope the typhoon will blow you to my side.

19. The typhoon will come to Ga tomorrow, and the school will have a holiday?

In case of a typhoon, it is wise to have a holiday.

2 1. Well, there is a typhoon here, but we insist on putting the lanterns on. /kloc-When he was 0/7 years old, he left without anything. (True story, though just a friend of a friend)

22. A person will meet two people in his life, one is amazing and the other is gentle. In this life, it's all you.

23. When the typhoon comes, I choose to wait or change my attitude.

24. After staying at home for two months, I saw my new house for the first time tonight, still in the case of power failure and strong wind. I was frozen into a dog all the way into the community. I opened the door and lit up the room with a flashlight. From the decoration to the middle of the room, I can see that my father's design is great. I feel so warm inside, and my first feeling about my new home is warmth and greatness. I feel silly when I am blown by the wind. Now I am hiding under the covers, and the wind outside is quiet. It's good. good night

25. Typhoon! ! Come back quickly ~

26. The typhoon is very arrogant, and I am even more arrogant than him. Go, go, go.

27. I used to cherish your friendship, but it was blown away by the ruthless typhoon, leaving only a touch of sadness.

28. The typhoon blew me away recently.

29. The typhoon, the roaring of Kirin, bared its teeth and ran angrily at Taiwan Province Province.

30. The weather was fine after the typhoon, but the small park suffered and was in a mess. Branches were broken, cables collapsed and the small park was blocked.

3 1. Even if the typhoon turns the city upside down, I will go back to school the day after tomorrow.

Fujian people have accumulated virtue, and a typhoon saved your military training.

33. What a lovely typhoon! I love you! I won't watch it tomorrow morning. Haha, have fun.

34. The wind roared like an army of horses.

35. The weather after the typhoon was too comfortable.

36. After the typhoon, there was a surge of wind and clouds, and there was a refreshing and lightness that could not be photographed or explained.

37. How happy my friends and I would be if the typhoon could blow down the school.

38. The white clouds after the typhoon are magical.

39. Quiet after the typhoon

40. There are storms and strong winds, and everything is rolled up to the same height as the sky, and then flies in the air.

4 1. Earthquake, tsunami, flood, volcano and typhoon wars, disasters happen all the time, and refugees are suffering; Donate and provide things to help patients and people in need. As long as everyone gives love, there will be no refugees in the world. On World Refugee Day, we are heart to heart!

42. The happiest thing is that our parents told us that there was a typhoon today and we didn't have to go to school!

43. The biology teacher said there would be typhoons and thunderstorms, so we wouldn't go out and surf the Internet at home. Is this really okay?

44. A few years ago, we left school early because of the typhoon, but we stayed at school to chat until everyone left, and then we had a water fight in the flooded school. After that, we also played many times, splashing water on each other's desks and chairs after class, and even splashing water on each other after school. I was really happy. I played with my college classmates yesterday, but I didn't feel so strong.

45. Feeling a little autumn on the first day after the typhoon is a short-lived enjoyment for the hot south without autumn.

46. It will be sunny after the typhoon. I hope everything is fine where the typhoon passes ~

47. My writing paper is airtight. When you come back to my dream, it smells like grass after rain. After the typhoon, the moonlight is no longer old and there is no need to look back.

48. Fear nature and protect the environment!

49. Clouds are like dreams. After the typhoon, the sky above the city was shrouded in clouds. From a high altitude, the high-rise buildings in the city were looming in the clouds, and the clouds were transpiration, which was beautiful, just like a fairyland. ?

Express boredom, talk about sentences and collect 49 sentences.

I'm so bored that I have to go to the toilet all day to kill time.

2. The boring time in life is also a limited edition.

3. Life is rare, but people who don't know how to enjoy it are bored.

4. Bored people just want to do boring things, which is worth boring.

What fire fighting and earthquake drills were held in the school today? It's boring and it makes me dirty. .

6. Walking alone in the noisy street, my world is still just me.

7. Sometimes it's not distrust, just because I care more than others and am more afraid of losing.

8. Boredom and emptiness are just appearances!

9. The most painful thing is not that there is no choice, but that there is no choice.

10. Love at school is just a product of boredom.

1 1. Marriage never has love, but love is different.

12. I always tell you some topics that even I find boring, but I just want to talk to you more.

13. Busy can temporarily occupy the boring site and drive away boredom.

14. After two hours of math class, I was bored to death!

15. In life, it is fate to miss someone; There is a person who misses himself very much and is very happy.

16. Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

17. Inferiority and autism are a kind of heart disease! Who will take me when I meet someone who is destined to take you out?

18. I used to be bored, so I only killed time when I was free. It's time to work hard and kill time.

19. I think I'm really too free these days. I waste my time and feelings on boring people and things, knowing that I shouldn't care, but I still care. It seems that the workload is not big enough!

20. Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.

2 1. Are you bored? If you are bored, fart and play by yourself!

22. Apply for another number: you can chat with yourself when you are bored. You can talk to yourself when you are sad.

23. I always know who I want to see most when I am bored.

I envy those boring people because they have time to be bored.

25. I don't know who to talk to to to kill boredom. I am often hit by such moments, feeling depressed, lonely and unwanted.

I haven't changed the songs in the old list for a long time. I like to lose my temper, laugh and cry, get sick and be bored. I like cuteness. I am neurotic. I am hot and cold.

27. The time on the computer is always so fast. I feel bored when I get off the computer, and time passes very slowly.

28. I'm still alive and bored.

29. In fact, the so-called sadness is that you are bored and out of nothing.

30. The loneliness of the street sweeper is not the loneliness of sweeping the street, let alone the so-called boredom.

3 1. I'm never tired of looking for you. I came to you just to show that I miss you at this moment.

32. Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

33. Every time I look in the mirror. I can practice laughing. Because I want to use a smile to render that sadness.

No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

Don't come to me when you are bored. That makes me redundant.

36. Some memories, some melodies, you who can be remembered without memories, the happiest person in this life.

37. Bored mother, bored crying: bored to death.

I can't give you the happiness you want, so I choose to quit.

39. Time is unforgettable. Or is my heart still waiting?

40. If you are bored, let's talk together.

4 1. It's boring to stay at home alone on holiday. I always want to go back to school, but I want to go home as soon as I get back to school.

42. I measure myself with time, and then criticize my superficiality and arrogance.

43. Where were you when I was sad, depressed and bored? We are not from the same world, and we don't know each other.

44. When you are bored in bed, you should make up a story, both ancient and modern, which appears in the novel. . . .

45. I hate anyone coming to me when they are bored. I'll feel redundant.

46. What we didn't have time to say became our regret in each other's hearts.

47. Living in a city, loving someone, or doing something for a long time will make you feel bored and have an impulse to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of what the people I love in this city insist on, but I can't give myself the courage to insist.

48. Bored to sleep.

49. The cold wind at night blows up boring thoughts, and those scars cover every cell of the body like drizzle.

I like the sea. The short sentences are beautiful.

I like the sea. A beautiful article 1. Sneak into your dreams and stay with you forever.

Seen from a distance, the sea is blue, like a sapphire, boundless.

How charming the sea is this morning! The sea is so blue, like a broad blue silk, all the way to the horizon. Seagulls on the sea fly and fall, as if to embroider beautiful patterns on blue silk.

At the seaside, I was very excited. I saw the real sea. Offshore, yellow water can't calm down, and it's not scary. She was lying in front of me, screaming and making noise like a naughty child, stroking my skin again and again. In the distance, the sea and sky are the same color, and the vast sea is as endless as the horizon. She seems to have fallen asleep quietly. Looking at it, I understand the vastness, magnificence, wisdom and soul of the sea. The Yellow Sea is the starting point of China's topographic survey elevation, and it is also the starting point of my life trek.

Ocean is an industrious worker, constantly producing salt.

6. Like the meeting of seagulls and waves, we met and approached. The seagulls flew away, the waves rolled away and we parted.

7. The soul of the sea is famous for its vast, unchanging posture and mind, unchanging blood and tides for thousands of years, swaying like snow waves and flapping against rocks that have been silent for thousands of years.

8. The love between seabirds and fish is just an accident.

9. Teenagers' eyes should be more of a sea of stars.

10. I want to fall into the deep sea and watch whales wander leisurely.

1 1. The sky and the sea are in love, but they can't hold hands and their love can't continue. The sky cried and the eyes of the sea were wet.

12. The sea is mysterious and full of weather. Sometimes it is magnificent, sometimes it is as level as a mirror. I like watching the sea. As long as I have time, I must go to see the sea and listen to the roaring sound of the sea, as if I heard a symphony, so loud.

13. In the evening, the coastline gently touched by the sea surges with pure white waves, just like the whispering love between lovers, like naughty children.

14. You have the sea in your eyes, the smoke is blue, and two small whales in Kurome are swimming shyly.

15. The rising sun in Ran Ran rises solemnly from the sparkling sea, and the ocean seems to tremble and glow under its light.

16. In the vast blue ocean, the waves keep coming, hitting the rocks, making a roar of the sky and the earth, splashing white foam.

17. People who blow the sea breeze together will probably remember it for a long time.

18. The sea is a flowing painting, a sacred place for burying treasures, and a kind mother. ...

19. Walking, walking in the corner of the sea, also walking in the center of the sea. At this moment, you will naturally melt the ego like a drop of water and a dewdrop and become invisible, so you can enjoy the world and participate in nature. So, although you are not the sea at this time, you are also the sea, because you no longer exist, only the water in the sea is the same as the sky, and the road is infinite.

20. In my opinion, there is only one horizontal line, where the sky meets the sea and where the clouds meet the waves. At this time, there are no complicated quarrels and noises on the beach. Everyone looked at the sea with deep affection, and even two little boys who were fighting over trifles shed tears in the face of the sea.

2 1. The tide began to rise. At the moment when the sun exhausted its last strength, wave after wave, with white foam, the sea gathered enough strength but swam to the shore. There seems to be an invisible huge hand in the middle of the distant sea, trying to push all these seawater to the shore, so whether the seawater is willing or not, it is pushing them here.

22. A teenager's journey should be a sea of stars, not a world of smoke and dust.

23. How charming the sea is this morning! The sea is so blue, like a broad blue silk, all the way to the horizon. Seagulls are flying around the sea as if to embroider beautiful patterns on blue silk. The sound of the sea sounds like a lullaby sung by Mother Moonlight. I sat on the beach, watching the blue sea, listening to the sound of the sea, breathing the fresh air by the sea, and the smooth sand seemed to kiss my little feet. Very comfortable. Dad's shouts in the distance interrupted my reverie. They have gone to sea.

24. Everyone may have a lonely and free sea in his heart. We often dive alone in the middle of the night, and sometimes we miss the lights on land because we dive too deep. Most people spend their lives shuttling between the two.

25. Look at the blue sky, embrace the sea and enjoy the sunshine.

26. The sea is not a lady, but an inspirational Xiang Yu; The sea is not a beautiful blue carpet, but an endless flowing sand dune. Anger is the truest side of the sea.

27. I have seen the quiet and green Lijiang River and the mirror-level West Lake, but I have never seen the magnificence of the sea. The water in the sea is really blue, as blue as a flawless sapphire; The water in the sea is really clear, clear enough to see the fairy tale world under the sea; The sea is so vast that you can't see the other side from one side of the sea.

28. The sea, this is my yearning place. I like her broad mind, her blue color, her clarity, and the vast ocean world, which breeds rich and exotic marine life with peculiar shapes, gorgeous colors and exquisite patterns.

29. The sea, I like you, like your broad palm, like your broad mind, like everything about you.

30. The sea breeze blows, and the waves hit the rocks, splashing white water. It rushed to the shore and gently stroked the soft beach. The waves gently swing from layer to layer in the distance, drawing a white "skirt" for the beach and making the sea more charming.

3 1. The land ends here and the ocean begins in Sri Lanka.

32. There are no whales on the shore of Lake Baikal, and there will be no more you in my world.

Whether it is calm or angry, the sea is beautiful. The calm sea brings us a kind of tranquility and comfort; This is a calm state of mind. What about the angry sea? It brings us a lot of courage and fighting spirit, yearning, longing and passion. The calm sea is a blue world, without wind or waves, and it is calm. Who knows that there is a crisis hidden in this calm? Calm is the false side of the sea. The sea is not a lady, but an inspirational Xiang Yu; The sea is not a beautiful blue carpet, but an endless flowing sand dune. Anger is the truest side of the sea.

There are always many advantages to living in a windy city by the sea in the future, such as drying your tears quickly, blocking my mouth, never say goodbye, and blowing annoying people to the Himalayas and never seeing each other again.

35. It is so beautiful and vast. The endless sea, surging waves and white water splashing in the air are all destined to be so harmonious and beautiful.

36. I have crossed mountains and seas, and I have also crossed a sea of people.

37. The waves are stroking the child's feet and tickling him!

Seen from a distance, the sea is blue, like a sapphire, boundless. Looking at the sea at close range, the sea is not as dark blue as it was just now, but a grayish brown with a little white, and I can't tell what color it is. A gust of wind roared past, and the sea rolled up waves as white as snow. The sea is really unpredictable. Blue for a while, gray for a while, and white for a while.

39. Looking forward to flowing between the sea and the sky, I hope to sing there, just like the sweet call of a mermaid in the depths of the sea. Blue waves reflect the waiting of love, and the mixed blue wind floats in life.

40. Your heart is like the sea, half light and half shadow.

4 1. My life is just gentle madness. My eyes are full of the sea, but I refuse to be depressed.

42. The sea is full of enthusiasm for every drop of water, so it has become a paradise for water.

43. When calm, like a gentle child, whenever the sea is sparkling, like a mirror, like smiling with the wide world. We played on the calm water, and from time to time a few seagulls flew in to join in the fun.

44. When calm, like a gentle child, whenever the sea is sparkling, like a mirror, like smiling with the wide world.

45. This is my first time to see the sea. The blue sea water rattled by the wind and set off white waves.

46. Rows of huge waves hit the rocks. It rained in Mao Mao.

47. Looking into the distance, I saw a piece of white light, with no edge and no edge. I can't tell where the horizon is and where the sea ends. The billowing waves blend with the falling raindrops. The waves chased rows of white silver chains that fell from the sky and slammed into the rocks with a bang. At the moment, the silver chain broke into countless waves, and the size of the flowers and the number of petals dazzled me. What a charming sea! I really want to stay with you forever!

48. I don't surf or go by boat. I have my own sea.

49. Looking at the sea, I am immersed in feeling its grandeur and breadth; Still immersed in the sigh of the sea, traces of wear and tear! When our life is injected into the vast sea, what we yearn for in our hearts is full of vitality and vitality, and the profoundness of the sea makes people linger back and forth.

Play games and spit out funny sentences about teammates' dishes.

Playing games and spitting out teammates' food is a funny sentence 1. Your operation is the same as the unsolved mystery of the world.

You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention.

I came to tell you what you could do to me in the past.

Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

Sprinkle a handful of rice on the screen of the mobile phone, and the chicken pecks better than you.

6. You look fresh!

7. What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

8. Before I met you, my life was dull and had no luster. Until I met you, my world was completely dark!

9. Do you spend the New Year in the wild with your wild monster?

10. Shall we visit the thatched cottage after we get out of the mountain?

1 1. Can you turn on the sound?

12. What are you doing, brother? Play in a group? How about a spring outing to the canyon?

13. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not handsome.

14. Is there your crape myrtle across the street? Chasing people after you?

15. The small mouth touches the dew and keeps spraying.

16. You think you're Popeye and you can come out and yell at me after eating some spinach?

17. When I met you, I was really sick!

18. Did you have a good time and didn't see you go to the national competition to get the bonus?

19. When laughing, the wolf hangs himself: when sighing, the cat escapes: when jumping, the chicken flies and the dog jumps: if you don't dress up, you are uglier than a ghost; When you dress up, you frighten the ghost into paralysis.

20. Zhuang Zhou is the hero you should play and has been living in a dream.

Play games and spit out teammates' dishes. 2 2 1. When you are treated as a person, you will try to act like one.

22. You are too good at arguing. Come with me to work at the construction site.

23. Please pack up and leave.

24. I just want to curse, not you.

25. You are right, but why should I listen to you?

26. If you are a cow, this position is definitely not worthy of me!

27. The outside is resplendent and magnificent, and the evil wind in the purse is terrible.

28. You are the letters between the letters on my keyboard, A and D, V and N.

29. Didn't the defensive tower stay as a scenic spot?

30. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?

3 1. Are you a descendant of Archimedes? You only argue.

32. Your self-blx just broke all over the floor and pricked the feet of passers-by.

33. Even if you play well, won't you beg me not to send it?

34. Go home and stop being a soldier? Kill five? Yes

35. Mouth sounds like water from the Three Gorges Dam.

36. Are you all gourd dolls? One by one? A delivery guy?

37. Lu Bu, go back to the factory and don't be wronged in the canyon!

38. Please don't continue. Lying in the spring is your greatest help to the team.

39. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

40. Big moves are expensive, right? Otherwise, I can't bear to use it