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People are unlucky, what else can they be unlucky?
The unlucky girl I mentioned is a former colleague. Speaking of her, I don't know which incense was burned wrong. Just like drinking cold water!
This colleague's surname is Ning. After Teacher Ning was 70, the child was still in the kindergarten class, and she was in no hurry to make progress. She is an ordinary young female teacher.
This year, in order to evaluate the professional title, Mr. Ning stopped teaching morality and became the head teacher. My first class was Grade Five.
That year, there was an activity. Every Sunday, the teacher takes the students to pick up white garbage, that is, plastic bags! This activity is like opening Teacher Ning's Pandora's Box and starting her unlucky journey!
It was nearly October that day, and the wind in early autumn was already cold. Students were expelled after picking up garbage in the urban-rural fringe for two hours. However, a male student in the class didn't know what was wrong with him, and insisted on inviting two partners in the class to take a picnic. Those two classmates couldn't push it, so they followed!
Arriving at a big bunker in the suburbs, the leading male classmate took off his clothes three times and twice and jumped into the water. The other two students felt a little cold and took them off slowly. When they finished taking off their clothes, they found that the classmate had not come up for air for more than ten minutes. They felt bad and shouted into the water. There was no reply in the water, and the two children panicked. I put on my clothes when I found no one around. I don't know what they think, so I dug a bunker and buried that classmate's clothes in the water.
Then the two men ran home. On the way back, the two children said in unison that they left halfway and didn't go on a picnic with that student! That night, the parents of the children who died went to the two children's homes to ask, and the two children insisted that they had left halfway and didn't know where the classmate had gone! The next day, I called the police to school again, and the answer was still unknown!
A few days later, the police asked someone to drain the water in the bunker, only to find that the child had been soaked and deformed! And the police didn't eat for free, so they solved the case soon!
Parents who lost their children quit, went to school to make trouble, beat Teacher Ning, and went to the Education Committee to make trouble, but it really had little to do with Teacher Ning. I don't know how the education commission pressed this matter, so parents will stop making trouble.
After this incident passed, in the new semester, Mr. Ning took a new class because of the child who died in this wild bathing place. This time it was grade three, but he didn't die. Who knows that Mr. Ning is in trouble again!
There is a child in the class, because his parents are not around, following a nagging grandmother and lacking the necessary discipline, so he is not only learning to hold the class back, but also very naughty. The first two class teachers had corporal punishment on him, and he always made trouble when he arrived at Mr. Ning. One day, the child kicked the glass in the classroom, and the broken glass also hurt another female classmate's upper eyelid, which was similar to her eyes! Teacher Ning was surprised and scared, lost his mind and gave the child a mouth. This mouth is a bit heavy, but it is understandable.
Usually this student often hits people and is often beaten by others. The child doesn't take this seriously! But that day, the father of the child had just been released from prison, and when he saw the palm print on his son's face, he gave birth to a wrong heart! He dragged his son to the photo studio, slapped him in the face from all angles, and then took the photo to the principal and asked for 60 thousand! Otherwise, it will be completely exposed and Mr. Jeannin will be fired!
At that time, at Mr. Ning's age, his salary was only a few hundred dollars. At that time, the teacher didn't make up lessons like this! Coincidentally, the district government is trying to compete for posts in schools, and those who fail to compete for posts have to wait for posts! Therefore, Ms. Ning has no time to win the forgiveness of her parents. Her only way is to lose her reputation and avoid disaster!
The school leaders couldn't bear to see a young teacher lose his job. The principal took the lead, and several leaders and Mr. Ning apologized, appeased and negotiated with their parents. In the end, although there was no 60 thousand, it was not a few. Teacher Ning created the most expensive slap in the face in the education system!
Because of this slap, Mr. Ning also lost the opportunity to be promoted to the title that year! Later, when I was promoted to the title, I was three years later than when I was a subject teacher! Originally, being a class teacher was to promote the title quickly, but as a result, haste makes waste, and I lost so much money. Everyone says that Miss Ning is unlucky!
People will bite their teeth when they drink cold water when they are unlucky.
If you haven't seen it, maybe you really don't believe that there are such unlucky people in the world. When I was a child, I lived in a village in Shaanxi. There is a woman in her fifties in the village. She is very kind, but everyone who knows her sympathizes with her. She came from the next town and married a carpenter in our village. As a result, not long after she got married, the carpenter went to repair the big machine for others and was directly crushed to death, becoming a widow. Later, after five or six years and a matchmaker, she married another family in the village. The man was an honest farmer, but he drowned when he went swimming. This woman is lonely again.
Everyone also said that her life was bad and she might have offended. No one will match her again. She went back to her old home and began to live alone. I was still alone until I was in my fifties. Although some things are inaccurate, many people believe them.
In fact, when people are unlucky, nothing really goes well. Have you ever met a time when you went somewhere to meet someone, and waited for a long time for the bus, but the bus didn't come yet, so you took a taxi, got on the bus and found the bus behind you coming. Later, I took a taxi and got stuck in traffic. It's not as fast as taking a bus. Arrived at the destination, almost there, met with a small car accident. After paying the money, I got off the bus, met someone else on the way and quarreled with others. After meeting friends, friends said some bad news. In a word, this is a very unfortunate day.
Don't panic when such a thing happens. In fact, there are many solutions. Change the trajectory of life, watch a movie, eat something you haven't eaten at ordinary times, chat with people you haven't talked to in peacetime, and break through the current predicament.
Have you ever had such a bad time?
Let me tell you something about my bad luck. It's all true. When I was 7 years old, I took a bath at home, and then went upstairs naked to find clothes. When I went upstairs, I saw a big square glass bottle. I had a bad feeling when I went upstairs, so I hurried downstairs and accidentally kicked the glass bottle to pieces, and then I sat on it. The legendary ass blossomed, and I realized it. Finally, it was sent to the hospital for stitches 13. The second bad luck was when I was defecating at home in the middle of the night, and my German shepherd dog ate my poop and bit me under. I screamed, my father woke up and went to the hospital at once. Now, where are the teeth marks? The third time, I was fishing. A dog chased the butterfly and bit me in the back, bleeding a lot. Another time, I was bitten by a dog when I walked on the road without offending anyone. My legs were black and blue, and the dog that bit me died inexplicably a few days later. Another time, I squatted in the toilet and just put my toilet paper underground to play with my mobile phone. My Samoyed happened to pass by and took it away. . . Alas, I am at a loss. Now I have 10 dreams, 7 of which are dreams of dogs chasing me and biting me. In reality, when I see a dog passing by me, I will also look for tooth marks on my legs. . . I hope 19 will make my luck change. .
Let me tell you one of my own experiences. People drink cold water when they are unlucky.
In June 2005, after the results of the college entrance examination came out, I failed again. When I went to school to check my grades, I was severely scolded by the principal at that time. He said that I suffered too little and didn't understand the hardships of society. I went out to work for a few months in the summer vacation and then came back to study.
So I came to Yiwu thousands of miles away, where only my cousin works in a hotel. He arranged for me to work in a handicraft factory, packing trinkets and the like.
When I first entered the factory, I felt that everything was fresh and I thought I could make money, so the problem of carelessness came out.
Once, my cousin found me and said that he would transfer to another hotel for a while and leave me here alone. Don't run around after work.
After my cousin left, I went to take a shower after work at ten o'clock every night, then played cards with my workmates and didn't go to bed until twelve o'clock. But that time, I left my wallet in the bathroom and found it missing when I came back. There is my cash, ID card and bank card in it. I'm completely lost. I don't know what to do!
There is no cash, and it is not time to pay wages, which means there is no food. Borrow it from a workmate? At that time, I was a very introverted person, and I couldn't talk at all.
Just when I was absent-minded, my mobile phone fell to the ground and broke into three pieces directly. I want to cry when I look at my broken mobile phone. Lying in bed so sadly, I spent the night in a daze.
At noon the next day, all the workers went to have lunch. I hurried back to the dormitory to find out how many instant noodles I bought a few days ago. When I went back to open my luggage, I found that the instant noodle bag was bitten by a mouse and could not be eaten.
I endured hunger and finished my afternoon work. At dinner time, I sneaked back to the dormitory to stay, and didn't go to the production line until I worked the night shift. Until I got off work at ten o'clock in the evening, I ran under a fruit tree while it was dark, picked a few half-baked pears and ran away. As a result, the master's big German shepherd was alarmed. German shepherd saw me running and immediately caught up with me. In the process of running, I hit it with the fruit in my hand to avoid being caught up by it.
Back to the dormitory downstairs, I quickly finished eating the remaining two fruits in my hand before going upstairs slowly. But I didn't expect that after eating this fruit, I had diarrhea the next day. Although I can't pull anything out, I always feel a stomachache.
At noon, I couldn't help it. I asked my workmate to borrow his mobile phone to call my cousin and tell him the situation. He asked his fellow villagers to give me some money at once. I just had an unforgettable meal by holding the wall → four yuan of cooking (fried meat with beans).
Perhaps it was these past hardships that tempered me and made me understand the hardships of society better, so when I returned to school, I was a different person!
Tell me about my experience. On 20 18, my relatives who were working on the project found me and said to work together. I grew up playing with my brothers and sisters. When I got the job, I gave it to them. I was too busy to take care of it, but at the end of the year, I cheated 1.94 million brothers to run away. I didn't tell them, and I didn't want to, but I was helpless. After all these years, brother. Another 100 yuan, the house is sold, the car is gone, and there are still some foreign debts. Most people fail and probably die on people around them. I called for a debt, but no one gave it, and I didn't get the project money to let my relatives run away. I don't know how to live now. Luckily, my wife is here. My wife said, don't be so unhappy. Let's work together to pay off our debts. One day, I will have food, clothing, housing and transportation. Don't you feel guilty? I won't pay back the people who owe me money. Hey, man, it is estimated that my daughter-in-law and two children will have to suffer with me. I hope God won't make my life too hard. I don't want the children to suffer. Remember, brothers, I can't trust anyone except my parents in this world. This is my biggest failure in 33 years. I never owe anyone money. It's really hard to feel the sudden foreign debt. I can only hope that the creditors can give me some. If I turn over one day, I will pay you back twice.
When people are unlucky, how bad can they be?
It never rains but it pours. Who said that?
Fu doesn't work at all,
Why is the disaster so magical?
The true story happened fifteen years ago and belonged to a family in my group. It's unlucky, worse than the word "fu" falling down!
This family, I don't know whether it is predestined love in previous lives or sin in this life.
Things in the world are always hard to figure out! A family of five, just three to five years, life is like failure. The young couple are honest and introverted people, supporting their father-in-law who couldn't take care of himself because of a stroke a year ago. They walked with a stick, with one arm bent and one leg pulled, shaking their heads from time to time and speaking vaguely.
For god's sake! What kind of fairy is it? No matter how happy the world is, it is time to take into account human disasters! When the old man reaches this point, his temper will be reversed. How can a person who has no temper before become unreasonable and often quarrel with his wife who serves him? Maybe it's pain and suffering. I want to die, but I can't I'm afraid it will affect my child's reputation.
It never rains but it pours,
The following summer, the young husband, who was just in his thirties, went to work in the county special cement factory, 50 miles away from home and passed through the county. There are still three or four days to harvest wheat. At that time, wheat was cut by hand with a sickle. When I passed the county seat, I bought some small materials for the summer harvest. However, if something unexpected happens, people will have fortunes. As soon as they got out of the city and passed the expressway, they were hit by a truck, and the motorcycle and people knocked out several meters. After nearly two months of hospitalization, their lives were saved, but they were almost the same as their father. The wheat was retrieved by relatives and friends.
Life! Only suffering? Not to mention how the mother and son lived, my father-in-law died three years later, and my husband left every now and then, leaving the poor mother and son three people to live hard.
Two years later, I have a suitable husband, and now my life is very good.
A friend of mine, male, is smart, loyal and popular. He was diagnosed with uremia and disappeared ten years later. His daughter-in-law quickly remarried and left, leaving a little daughter a few years old. His brother had a fever when he was a child. In the countryside, his grandmother holds financial power and refuses to pay for medical treatment. After smoking, people are a little sluggish and do not affect their lives. Not long after the marriage, his daughter-in-law divorced, leaving a little daughter. Now, his parents and two elderly people in their seventies are raising two granddaughters and a second son who is a little slow. The key is that the old couple are particularly good. They have never hurt anyone or gossiped about anything in their lives. Generally speaking, the old couple have good personalities, but in the end they really reached middle age and had no children.
A woman
When I was born, I caught up with three years of natural disasters and didn't starve to death. I barely survived. When I was studying, I caught up with the Cultural Revolution and didn't read any books. Seeing her father criticized again and again, she was frightened when she was less than ten years old.
15, 16 years old, when I was growing up, I caught up with the countryside and went to the mountains. Five years later, I caught up with the educated youth and returned to the city. After returning to the city, it is difficult to find a job. I became a big collective worker in the service industry. I get married and have children according to the routine. My lively and lovely son died in her arms when she was one and a half years old because of an accident. As a mother who is still waiting for breastfeeding, I would rather die!
Caught up with the tide of reform and opening up, she was laid off and unemployed, and she sadly lost her beloved job. She ran away from home when she couldn't sleep at night.
She was seriously ill and had a high fever for more than forty days, and almost died. It was the doctor who pulled her back from death. I finally retired. The husband spent another ten years in prison. Let her exhausted retirement life be worse than death. I have thought about all kinds of thoughts of death, but I don't have the courage to end my life. But it's hard for me to live without my mother's call. She knew that her husband was disabled by illness and it was difficult to get out of prison alive, but she had to comfort him against her will!
At the same time, she has been the director's wife for 24 years, a veritable corrupt official's wife. Who has seen her with multiple identities?
I haven't bought many clothes in my life, and all kinds of cosmetics have no chance with her.
Talking about fairness is what she yearns for!
People are unlucky, what else can they be unlucky? There is a common saying that goes like this: "The mountain falls and the water flows." There is also a saying, which is also very vivid: "When you are unlucky, salt will produce maggots." You will know that bad times are often "it never rains but it pours".
This is everywhere in life. Unexpectedly, when I heard the first one, the developer disappeared, in the gloomy month of 20 14+00. I froze, my eyes were like two bells, I was like an egg, and I was about to spit it out. I was tired when I stood up, and my legs were shaking.
This is the first thing, and then, people want to cry. The other person who took my money couldn't see it, the phone stopped, and it didn't help how to make him thirsty. What should happen, the domino effect, is like a scourge, which will make you understand, play, play and play again!
From then on, I really forgot the rivers and lakes, so that I was the least short of money, and finally understood what it meant to destroy the ancient decadent. Seeing that all the people are doing the same business, I was suddenly "forced" to find the north. Once the spring breeze was proud, and it became like this, which made you sink into this life, and life was worse than death. Come through thick and thin, be humiliated, and your sideburns will be like snow all night!
There are such unlucky people in our village.
He likes to fry fish, that is, put explosives in a bottle, light a wire and throw it into the river to kill the fish. As a result, the bottle exploded and one of his eyes was blown off.
Digging sweet potatoes with my brother in the field, my brother digs with a pick, and he picks them up in the back. As a result, his brother's manuscript fell behind and gouged out his head.
In winter, I went to the well to draw water. The ice near the well was slippery, and when my foot slipped, I fell into the well, half drunk.
Saw the wood with a chainsaw, because my eyes are not easy to use and my head is not strong. The chainsaw sawed my hand and sawed off three fingers.
Is this man unlucky? But he saved his life every time he was in danger.
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