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Thailand family travel guide Thailand 6 days and 5 nights free travel guide

Thailand is a country full of exotic customs and romantic feelings, where people live relatively comfortably. There are not only famous tourist cities and islands, but also many special entertainment projects and services, which make you fall into a relaxed scene.

Because there are old people at home and two-and-a-half-year-old children, I chose to travel with a group to Thailand for fear of inconvenience. After the tour, I think it's just two words, cheating and suffering.

I chose Bangkok and Pattaya for 6 days and 5 nights. I didn't see the beautiful scenery I wanted to see or eat the delicious food I wanted. I really have been taking you to the shopping mall for you to buy in buy buy!

The first day, on the plane.

The next day, there were so many people in the Grand Palace that it was inconvenient to take care of the children. It was very hot for the children to sleep in the stroller along the way, and there was no place to rest and enjoy the cool.

Then I took you to a jewelry store or a crocodile bag store. The tour guide said very bluntly, he is a Thai Chinese, and he took the tour group mainly to make money by shopping, but we are not interested in those things, so basically no one bought them in the tour group. Ma Ma bought a string of beeswax bracelets, and the tour guide also said why.

Because he can't mention it. Therefore, the tour guide had a bad attitude along the way and said a lot of vulgar words, which were harsh and ugly. In order for you to go shopping, you must stay in that place all morning.

And then take you to do the so-called thai massage. I think it's perfunctory. I didn't press it hard enough, just to collect tips. No one left. It's not as beautiful as what is written in travel itinerary!

Then there is the night tour of Menan River, which is not a night tour at all. In the afternoon, the weather is very hot and sunny, that is, let you board the boat and find another boatman to buy bread to feed the fish. Then as soon as you get on the boat, people will hang flowers for you to tip!

On the third day, I went to Pattaya to watch the adult show. I got it very late. Because I can't go in with my child in my arms, I wait in the hall. There are many people, and the weather is very hot. I didn't go home to sleep until eleven o'clock in the evening. The child is hungry and sleepy.

Then take a speedboat to the island. The island I brought is that they have a cooperative relationship to play water sports, which is very exciting. There are old people and children at home who can't play at all, so I have to wait on the boat.

In the afternoon, I finally said that I would go to an island where I could swim freely. As a result, I gave you an hour.

Because the child goes out early and comes back late, and has been sleeping, he has been unable to hold it. Especially when going to the island, it feels very dangerous, and it takes water to carry the children aboard. I'm sweating all over. I'm afraid I'll drop the baby.

The scenery is good, but there is not much time to stay. What a pity!

On the fourth day, I went to the golden house of riches and honour. The scenery is very good, suitable for taking pictures. This is the only place that makes me feel particularly good among all the places I have been.

Then I want to talk about riding an elephant. Lying is terrible. He sat on it with a child over two years old. He has no protective measures and is afraid of falling. The elephant walked slowly in the middle, so the man kicked the elephant's ear hard! I'll go. I was so worried! Just walking around is smelly and worried!

Let's talk about the legendary tropical fruit garden. I had too many expectations, and the result was a few plates of fruit that were about to break. Small mosquitoes kept flying, and of course they didn't eat it!

Oriental princess, not bad, the shemale performance is really good. The food is good, too You can keep the empty plates. Here you are. Then it is also for you to take photos with the shemale to earn tips.

On the fifth day, I returned to Bangkok from Pattaya and went to a temple. Mainly to introduce Buddha cards. Then go to the snake house, watch the show and buy snake medicine. Of course, we are not interested in these.

Then take us to the royal duty-free shop in the evening, which is of course necessary, because women and cosmetics. Buy buy, of course.

On the way, we took us to the latex center, which is also the most profitable place for tour guides, and began to change our attitude. There are 17 people in our group.

Almost a lot of people bought pillows. My mother bought a mattress because she couldn't sleep well, and spent 15 thousand RMB. After buying it, the tour guide was super good and very happy. She never said those vulgar words on the road again and began to buy some drinks for my children.

Sure enough, money is a good thing.

On the sixth day, I went to the airport. The flight at 6 pm was delayed for a long time because of the tax refund delivery. I didn't have time to go to the airport duty-free shop and have something to eat. What a pity!

Let's talk about accommodation and food along the way. The legendary hotels are all five-star, but Bangkok was not bad two days ago, not to mention Pattaya. The top floor is very hot, and there are many bugs and ants on the toilet.

At night, I put the sealed dried mango on the bedside table, which attracted many ants. No wonder I was tickled in the middle of the night The hotel in Bangkok was not good on the last day. Breakfast is super bad. Hotels are all remote places. Walk 12 minutes to see 7 1 1.

Come on, let's talk about the food you care about. The so-called buffet on the 76th floor, the best in the group, sucks. The shrimps are all dead, and there is sand in them. I just ate in any small shop on the road, but it was not delicious. It tastes terrible.

Besides, eating is like fighting, which lasts for half an hour. Therefore, in these six days, our children and I spent all our time on 7 1 1 light food and milk.

Tell me why I feel pain. First of all, it's very hot. The refrigeration effect of air-conditioned car is not good either. The child got up in the car and his hair was sweaty. Think about what the effect is. Secondly, the daily schedule is super busy, basically gathering at 7 o'clock in the morning, and returning to the hotel after 10 in the evening, sometimes even after 1 1 0.

The child didn't have a good rest at all, his schedule was completely disrupted, and he didn't play anything during the day. He slept all the way, so he didn't need a cart when he got off at some places. I held it all the way, hot and sunny.

For so many days, I haven't eaten a group meal, and the meal time is very urgent. Midway meal time is either to wash the baby bottle or let her go to the toilet to defecate. When we're done. They were about to gather, so they didn't eat either.

But the quality of the food was so bad that our table hardly moved. Along the way, several people had bad stomachs and diarrhea. In the morning, the frozen milk in the hotel deteriorated, causing an old aunt to vomit directly on the road. I'm about to have a heart attack!

Tell me more about tour guides in Thailand. Very vulgar. There are obviously children in the car, and all the way is pornographic jokes. Then I want you to go shopping. Very ugly. You know how to be grateful for feeding the dog, but we don't know how to be grateful for the food he took us all the way. And said he was not afraid of your complaint. When he was young, he loved whoring and almost killed someone with a gun, so all this is telling you that people are not afraid of your complaint at all. Of course, after we bought latex mattresses and pillows, his attitude changed greatly and he stopped saying those words.

Finally, let me talk about my feelings. I didn't eat much worth eating along the way, but the beautiful scenery didn't make you stay too long and enjoy it.

I let you shop most of the time. Then your itinerary didn't follow the travel itinerary. It was temporarily arranged by the Thai tour guide.

I think Thailand is still worth visiting, but it's best to travel freely. Don't say that travel agencies are unreliable. In fact, the travel agency is good or an acquaintance, and the tour leader is also good, that is, a Thai tour guide. Vulgar and low quality. People also have to make money. So I have to keep asking you to buy it at buy buy.