Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - On cervical gymnastics

On cervical gymnastics

This passage of Mencius tells the origin of "seeking fish from the edge of wood", the harm of putting the cart before the horse, and the most important method of how to cultivate one's morality and govern the country.

Suppress Wang Xing (launch) Jia Bing, endanger (create danger) officials, make enemies with princes (create enmity), and then quickly make peace with the heart? "

The king said, "no, how can I be fast enough?" I will seek my great wish (great wish). "

He said, "Can you smell the king's great desire?" Wang smiled and said nothing.

Yue: "Because fat (fat food) is not enough? Light and warm clothes (light and warm clothes) are not enough for your body and figure? It's not enough to rely on eyes and choose colors (bright colors)? Not enough sound (beautiful music)? Isn't it enough to place an order before? All the ministers of the king are enough, but is the king right? "

Said, "No. I don't think it is (these). "

Said, "but do you know what the king wants?" Want to monarch (expansion), toward Qin Chu (make Qin Chu to worship), with China and caress the four yi also (king's landing in China to appease the four yi). If you want what you want, you can also get fish from wood. "

(The king) said, "What if it is (extremely serious)?" Is it so serious? )

Holmium: "It's almost nothing. You can't fish, but there is no disaster. Do what you want to do, do what you want to do, and do it wholeheartedly. There will be disasters afterwards. "

He said, "Can you hear me?" May I hear what you have to say? )

Yue: "Who do you think will win the battle between Zou and Chu?"

(King) said, "The Chu people win."

He said: "However, a small entity cannot be the enemy of a large entity, a small entity cannot be the enemy of many entities, and a weak entity cannot be the enemy of a strong entity. A place in the sea, thousands of miles away, there is one in the collection. Why is it different from Zou's enemy Chu Tsai? Cover (same as "damn", why not? ) is also the opposition (regression) to its original. Today, when the king is in power, all officials in the world want to stand in the king's dynasty, all cultivators want to plow in the king's fields, all businessmen want to hide in the king's city, and all those who want to get sick with the king (accuse the king of his shortcomings) want to go to the king (sue). If so, who can resist? "

If you want to get what you want, you can still get the fish from the wood. Although you can't catch fish from the tree, there will be no disaster. Do what you want to do, do it wholeheartedly, and there will be disaster afterwards. Why not go back to your original position!

Intercepted some things that put the cart before the horse in life on Zhihu:

1, don't attend classes, stay up late at night, and make up lessons at weekends.

You can't shut up and pretend to lose weight.

Visiting Zhihu and pretending to study are actually a waste of time for recreation.

Buying books without reading them is forcing high prices for eye protection computers and mobile phones.

It is a pity not to do the right thing at the right time.

Doing the right thing at the wrong time is putting the cart before the horse.

2.# Invite others to socialize # but forget that the original intention of socializing is to serve yourself.

3. I think the child's clothes are small before wearing them. It's a pity to lose them, so I gave birth to another one.

I want to marry the person I love, and I want to be his best wife, so I study hard to do housework, clean, tidy and cook.

However, when I had all these skills, someone told me that they wanted to marry me because I would be an excellent and qualified wife.

Not because of love.

5. When you are angry, don't say it, and accumulate to a certain extent to lose your temper together. On the contrary, people around me think that I have a bad temper and that I am not tolerant at ordinary times.

6. I bought a mi band. I wanted to set a goal and urge myself to walk more and exercise more.

As a result, in order to rank in the WeChat campaign, I began to practice cutting every day.

7. I watched a series of articles on cervical and lumbar protection for more than three hours in front of the computer.

Then I did a five-minute "cervical gymnastics".

What a sour creaking sound.

8. I came to Zhihu to study. Later, I found that I still have to learn by my own feet, instead of learning some fragmented things here. Zhihu is just for fun.

9、

Zhihu link: /question/37222235