Humorous sentences implying that you are pregnant with a second child.

Humorous sentences implying that you are pregnant with a second child.

It is very happy to be pregnant with the crystallization of love with the person you like. Children are the inheritance of parents' blood and the continuation of love. Having a second child marks a new starting point. What a wonderful thing. The following is a humorous remark, which implies that you are pregnant with a second child.

Humorous sentences imply that you are pregnant with a second child 1 1. Loyalty can be learned, and you work hard in your heart.

2. Sometimes I really envy women who can go out to work and make money. If they can go out, who wants to stay in this dozens of flat rooms! A person is very boring ~ (I personally understand this feeling, and I am afraid). Now I feel that I am about to lose my past self, and I am afraid that my future life will revolve around my child's husband and family. All youth lost?

About five months ago, I felt my little baby moving. That moment was really wonderful and I was deeply moved.

4. It was finally rented out for 10 month, and it will not be renewed.

5. Looking forward to our brand-new family model 1+ 1=3.

6. I'm going to have dinner for two recently.

7. The point of collapse after motherhood becomes very strange. When I went to the park in the afternoon, some parents brought an Audi electric car. Mimi loves her car, and she turns and turns eagerly. He opened up the social situation in the usual way, sending twigs to his mother and helping her pick up the ball. Mother let him sit for a while. Almost all the boys next to him gathered around and dispersed after watching the excitement. Mimi is the only one who is reluctant to leave.

8. I want to eat dates recently.

9. An unforgettable day. Due to the busy days, I found myself who was desperate Saburo. Because I was busy, I forgot that I was a expectant mother. I forgot my pregnancy reaction because I was nervous. It seems that human potential is enormous. It seems a little too nervous before. I hope my baby can learn to think and reflect under the influence of my mood and grow into a wise person. Tomorrow will be better. ?

10, the enemy has 8 months to reach the battlefield!

1 1. My daughter is a treasure, and my daughter is a sweet little cotton-padded jacket. In the future, there will be no darkness and cold in your life, because she is the sunshine in your life. Congratulations on your daughter's happiness

12, many years later, the years are old, who still remembers the vows of eternal love?

13, she is pregnant, and her high belly represents the beauty of motherhood. This is a special period in a woman's life. In order to make others pay attention to her, she especially wears lovely maternity clothes. In the past, heavy makeup was plain, and high heels were replaced by flat shoes. Her face began to grow spots, but it looked lovely, like pink spots on a purse flower.

14, a married man, besides his own mother, don't forget the mother of his child. Dear, happy holidays!

15. Every woman had a very happy and boring time before marriage, just after marriage and even when she was pregnant. I don't know what changed her married life. We are all looking for each other's shortcomings, blaming each other, arguing endlessly, and sometimes wondering why they are so happy.

Humorous sentence 2 1, it is recommended to have a second child. After giving birth, it is often unbearable to have low back pain! It hurts so much that I want to explode Having a second child, I just want to say, anyway, whoever wants to have a second child, I don't want it.

I don't want to have a second child. I think having a baby is enough. We will join hands and advance hand in hand in the world.

3, having a second child, having a second child is the most painful thing!

4. I was urged to get married before, and then I was promoted. Now I urge the second child, thinking that life is driven away.

Magpie chirps, I know it's a good thing that you have a child, which is good news, happy spruce, my blessing is coming. Congratulations on your happiness, chest key-happiness; Have a comb (comfortable) heart.

6. It's really shocking to have a second child. It's easy to raise a child.

I have a second child every day. I have no money or energy. I feel that my life has been interfered by others.

8. Celebrate the birth of the Year of the Loong Longbao. I wish Longbao good health, strong tiger and leopard, smart and lovely, run early, be happy, be carefree, succeed in his studies, and secure Tsinghua. A happy life is always beautiful!

9. The sudden crisis of middle age is not only the anxiety from work, but also the anxiety of having a second child every day.

10, welcome the baby to be happy. Being a father is the most glorious. I'm not used to eating and drinking. My godson has a way to spread it around. On a special day, I send a message to wish my baby a successful career!

1 1. I heard that you are very happy as a daughter. Here, I wish you a thousand pounds of happiness, happiness and good luck. I wish you a happy family and safe and healthy children.

12, Duolongwa, the Year of the Loong, may the baby be healthy and everything will not disturb the plague; Good luck to the baby. I will grab the treasure with my little hand. I wish the baby a high emotional intelligence, smart, cute and handsome!

13, there are joys and sorrows in life. Congratulations on the birth of your son. As a parent, teach your son and wish your child grow up quickly and have a happy family!

14, I didn't expect my first second child to come from my earnest parents.

15, was urged to grow up as a child. When I grew up, someone urged me to fall in love. I was urged to get married when I was in love. When I finally got married, I was urged to have children. I gave birth to one, didn't stop, and was forced to have a second child. That's enough.

16, it's great to hear about the baby! Congratulations to you and your lucky little baby for good luck in your life!

17, above: car, room, ticket, lower than children; The following: prizes, roads, wealth, which is better than the son. Hengpi: I'm glad to get your son. Send you a pair of couplets and wish your son a happy smile!

18, I thought I would have a second child, but I didn't expect to get bored so early.

19, unmarried people are urged to get married, get married and have a baby, and have a second child. Because most people come here like this, if you don't, you will become a different kind in their eyes and a loser. Stick to being yourself.

20, ladies should not be forced to get married, because even if they get married, they will continue to have children, and after giving birth, they will urge the second child to live forever!

2 1, life is life, the former needs October, the latter needs 10,000 days, and the pain of October creates 10,000 days of happiness! I wish the baby good health and all the best!

22. Many people around me have a second child, which always makes me feel that they have no pain in giving birth and are afraid of having a second child. If they don't want children, they still have to bow to life and surrender to reality.

23. There are many people in the family, and it has become hot and noisy since then; A person was added to the family, and the days have been prosperous since then; Many people have been added to the family and have lived a happy life since then; Warmly welcome the newcomer to his new house and wish him healthy growth and bright future!

24, a construction bank has a headache, if another one, wouldn't it be even worse?

25. Did you have a second child? Reality does not allow, and you can't worry about it yourself. You can only go with the flow. Why do you want to compete with yourself?

26. Congratulations on your spiritual support, Dad's throne. Take time to make money. The baby is waiting for you. I wish the baby a lively growth and a healthy family!

27. When a child is born, happiness falls from the sky. Mother and child are safe and the whole family is happy. Congratulations on the birth of your son and the identity of your father! I wish the baby a healthy growth and a happy life!

28. Life is gradually on the right track, and the mentality is gradually adjusted to the best, but it is the age of having a second child.

29. Who, like me, married far away and gave birth to a second child (the mother-in-law wants a grandson)? Now I am so helpless that I am driven crazy.

30. the Year of the Loong Dragon Year Treasure, auspiciousness is by your side; Long Bao is cute and smart, naughty and loves to laugh; The Year of the Loong is a good sign, and parents are beaming; Best wishes and congratulations for your wedding; I am happy in all directions, and everything is lucky. May the Year of the Loong be blessed and the Year of the Loong have a good mood!

3 1. The birth of a baby means adding 7 billion colors to the world, but it also means adding a lot of joy to a family. Sincerely wish your family happiness, and wish your baby healthy growth and cleverness!

32. I wonder if the Spring Festival is coming soon. After giving birth to the second child, I will always be poor and tired.

1, Bauer is much more active in his stomach than Dabao. I have to say that giving birth to a second child is much more tiring than giving birth to a child.

2./kloc-The order from 0/0 months ago finally arrived today.

3, gave birth to two sons

My friend who told me two years ago that she wanted a divorce gave birth to a second child today.

The birth of every life is a gift from heaven, and every mother is a beautiful angel. May time be gentle with every angel.

6. Today, a healthy little princess was born.

7, extra new jingle, mother and child are safe!

8, Bauer was born, the baby's growth trajectory will be recorded bit by bit, I wish the baby a healthy and happy growth!

9. One son and one daughter, another career. This is what I think of as a perfect life.

10, do parents choose to have a second child to alleviate their children's loneliness?

Bauer was born today. Water broke at 8: 30 in the morning, contractions began at 9: 30, and Bauer was born at 4: 16 in the afternoon. This is my first natural delivery, and it feels great.

12, my second treasure was finally born, a fat girl weighing 7 kg and 2 liang. Mother and daughter are safe and everything goes well. Congratulations to someone who is going to be a sister.

13. Sheng is a beautiful little boy with a loud voice. Mother and child are safe. May he have a safe life and a successful career.

14, confirmation eyes, you are the one I am waiting for. After 39+4 weeks of long-distance transportation, you are finally born! My baby, welcome to my side and take care of each other in the future.

15, my second treasure was born, and the little prince was born. It's a family of four from now on.

16. Congratulations on honesty and peace. Healthy and happy!

17, 22: 08, my beloved wife gave birth to a little princess, weighing 6 kg and 65438 kg, and the mother and son were safe.

18, anyway, it is better to grow up together.

19. Today, my friend gave birth to a daughter. I feel that many people around me have daughters and don't know if their baby is a boy or a girl. I hope time will be quick and I look forward to the arrival of the baby.

20. Your first cry made me hear the most beautiful music. I never thought I would hear such a beautiful melody at this moment.

2 1, there is another person in the family. He is a man, and his brother has a company.

22, tears, the arrival of a new life is not easy, and the medical staff is great.

I gave birth to a son and a daughter at the age of 23.

24, tadpoles become frogs, weighing 6 kg and 8 kg, seeking surprises, and actually bringing them.

25. Thank you for your encouragement and concern for the No.20 cotton-padded jacket.

26. Yifei: She may need a spare tire. Joe: This date was supposed to be for a spare tire. Now she has found Guan Gu. Then I'm not a spare tire. Yifei: Well, second child for short.

27. The second child is very tired. The morning sickness began to get worse the day before yesterday. Today, my stomach is tight and I have no strength. I really want to rest, but sitting for a long time will make my back ache. What should I do?

28, my little cotton-padded jacket was born, and a son and a daughter were put together.

29. Bauer was born two months ago, and Dabao is three years and eight months old. Although you can't have both children, you can also break money with your brothers.

30. Dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am XX, and I was born today! I'm a little prince (little princess), weighing x Jin x Liang. My mother gave birth to me naturally (by caesarean section). I'm exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us. I will grow up happily and healthily!

3 1. Thanks to my daughter-in-law No.20 12: 38 for successfully giving birth to the little princess, weighing 6 kg and 3 kg. Mother and daughter are safe, I have good news! I am a father!

32. In those days, having a second child was really a two-way street, endlessly rectifying the whole family and children. Today's call for a second child is the same as the document that we bought out at the beginning. The media, which suddenly changed its policy and reported good news but not bad news, were kept in the dark.

33, report report, a big wave of children approaching our mountain!

34, extra: successful promotion, mother and daughter are safe.

35. There is good news and bad news: The good news is that a son was born today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future, and you can send money. Offenders will be prosecuted.

36. Uninstallation succeeded! I like to mention X gold X two little lovers (little rival in love), and my wife has worked hard! From now on, we cannot father to protect you.

37. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you have given birth to a second child at the same age and I am still single. The world is double, and I am single. The world laughs at me, and I laugh at the world's impenetrability.

38, the baby is your spiritual pillar, the baby is your love gospel, the baby is the hope of your family, and the baby is a good medicine for you to adjust your mentality; On the occasion of the baby's full moon, I wish the baby a healthy growth and a harmonious family and a healthy running.

39. The second baby was born, a little boy. From then on, there were four in the family.

40. My family likes to have a second child, so we will arrive first when we are called.

4 1, sometimes parents are really annoyed. For example, on the issue of a second child.

42. Dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am * *, I was born today! I'm a little prince (little princess) and I weigh * Jin * two. My mother gave birth to me naturally (by caesarean section). I'm exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us. I will grow up happily and healthily!

43. The second generation in the dormitory is thriving, with two children and my lovely nephew. So I am really old! Still standing still ...

44. Everything else is beer and skittles. Ge You lies down. My daily holiday is to take care of my children and have a second child.

The boy lying in the weapon,

46. Why is having a second child more tiring than having a first child? Go upstairs and have a rest. It's only 14 weeks. My feet are always tired!

47. If God gives me two choices of rebirth, one is to be a devil and the other is to be an angel, I will choose one. The devil is cold. If he is hurt, he will destroy each other, while the angel will only hide in the corner and cry secretly, feeling sorry for each other forever.

48. Thank you for your patronage. Since then, the world of two people has become a family of three. 2020 loves you and loves you.

49. Today, I know someone I know. The boss is a little younger than Xixizai, and now the second child is born. I really admire him.

50. Monogamy for life (children)