Talking about good morning humor.

Because you have a double chin, don't bow your head when you encounter any difficulties. Good morning! I sorted out some humorous sentences suitable for sending in the morning. Welcome to read!

1, getting up is an ability, and staying in bed is a skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high. Good morning.

2. I hope everyone will be kind to themselves and blame the object if possible. Good morning everyone.

Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings. Good morning!

4, lazy sheep said: happiness is to eat and sleep every day. Good morning!

As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down? Good morning!

6, girls are precious, young women are more expensive, if there are rich women, both can be thrown. Good morning!

7. There are many stars in the sky and many girls in the world, but there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world. Good morning!

8. Your people are perfect, but some people may not like good morning!

9, blessed today, there are animals to see! Good morning!

10 After all, people who want to be rich can't be stumped by love. Good morning.

1 1, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready. Good morning!

12, I hope you can eat it. You have a good appetite and are full of energy. Good morning!

13, I'm so angry, Logger Vick, it's not negotiable to hit you. Good morning!

14, the first sentence of getting up every day, and then sleep for five minutes. Good morning! 15, failure is not terrible, what is terrible is that you still believe this sentence. Good morning.

16. Beggars are people who tax your conscience. Good morning.

17, I am glad that I will meet you sooner or later. Good morning.

18, shorty, you don't have to grow taller, I will bend over. Good morning!

19, Bed Jun, please leave me alone! Good morning.

20. This story is pure fiction. If there is any similarity, please ask the day. Good morning.

2 1, how can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually. Good morning!

22, a house for two, three meals a day, and you in the four seasons, this is the best destination for love. Good morning.

23, salted fish turn over, or salted fish. Good morning!

24. It's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage. Good morning!

25, the crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looked back, but the man was in the marriage registration office. Good morning. 26. We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone looks like pancakes. Good morning!

27. I have never loved anyone. You are the first. I'm afraid I'm not doing well, which makes you feel that love is nothing more than that. Good morning!

28, I am the water god, I bring salt for myself! Good morning!

29, just get up, there is an impulse to take a nap. Good morning.

30. At the same age as flowers, they have grown into fleshy ones. Good morning!

3 1, my life is decided by me, not by the sky, and the sky will destroy me. Good morning.

32. Your hair covers my ears. Good morning! Your tenderness soothes my heart. Good morning!

No matter how I live, I won't live with you. Good morning!

34. The thought of a pile of homework makes me want to die in bed and never wake up. Good morning.

35. Hard life needs no explanation. Good morning!

These are all about humor suitable for sending in the morning. I hope you will like it!