Funny space talk: What disappoints your parents is not that you fell in love early, but that your partner is not me

1. If a man responds to you instantly while playing games, remember not to play with such cheating teammates.

2. If life betrays me, I hope it will be sold by the pound.

3. Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and there is not a day suitable for going to school in a long time.

4. I have always told myself that if I eat too much, I will die, but it turns out that I am not afraid of death.

5. Song Meiling said that she liked French plane trees. Chiang Kai-shek planted the entire Nanjing with plane trees. If you like strawberries, I can plant them all around your neck.

6. What disappoints your parents is not that you fall in love prematurely, but that your partner is not me.

7. I took a sip of milk and actually forgot who you were. It turned out that what I drank was Wangzai milk.

8. What does success mean? Jack Ma didn’t even have the chance to see this and talk about it, but you saw it.

9． While my wife was taking a shower, I checked her cell phone and found a voice chat between her and her mother-in-law. My wife said: I feel so tight in my chest today, I will beat him up later to let it out. Mother-in-law: Don’t do unreasonable things. Let’s settle old scores first to lay the groundwork.

10． I admire those who can carry everyone in the game. I'm different. I'm sorry.

11. When will you Hongxing come out of the wall? I'm still waiting outside the wall.

12. I feel that there is something wrong with my body, so it is best not to do Baidu. Anyway, every time I finish Baidu, I want to draw up a will first.

13. In the next life, I will be your heart. If you make me anxious, I will not beat it.

14. On Valentine's Day, please don't show off your gifts, but show off your boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe they have the same style, or even a popular one.

15． The little girl was not talented enough to kill the young master's lover with a slap in the face and replace him.

16. Sometimes I hate myself, I can't speak, I'm too kind, I don't have any thoughts, and I'm so cute.

17. I deleted all the ugly ones from the long list, leaving only the uglier ones.

18. Don't get angry with a boy all the time, he won't like it. Don't constantly doubt this or that, he won't be able to bear it. Learn from Pan Jinlian, just poison those you don’t like to death. It’s such a simple thing. Those who can do it, try not to make noise, and those who can kill, try not to leave alive. No wonder the goblins are rushing to marry Tang Seng. If you can, you can’t. Eat meat after it has been stewed.

19. The moment I saw your husband, I knew I was destined to be your sister.

20. In fact, when we were young, we were quite thin and not fat at all, but later on, our lives were ruined by saying no leftovers.

21. God gave you a face to flirt with girls, but you go and fuck with gays.

22. It's really painful to look good. You weirdos don't understand that.

23. If something happens to you one day, please be sure to call me. I won't say anything, and I can't block the knife for you, but I can be so handsome.

24. Don't think that I'm lazy and don't like to go out. If you were rich, you wouldn't even be able to meet my people.

25. Her face is so big and cute, holding her cheeks is like holding soft marshmallows.

26. If you want red envelopes during the Spring Festival, please message me privately now so that I can delete you and not affect my New Year celebrations.

27. If ten years later, your husband quarrels with you all day long, and your child's academic performance is not good, will you regret not chatting with me privately today to find a partner with me? What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me.

1. No matter whether I am a friend or a lover, when I say "forget it", it actually contains too much of my disappointment.

2. Opportunities are created by yourself, and you cannot blindly wait for others to give you.

3. In this world, there is never a real desperate situation, only desperate thoughts. As long as the soul never dries up, no matter how desolate the land is, it will become a vibrant oasis.

4. Don’t be anxious, the best will always appear when you least expect it. Even if you are sad, don't frown because you never know who will fall in love with your smile. To the world, you are one person, but to one person, you are his entire world.

5. Work hard quietly, and then jump out when you become great, and scare those who once looked down on you. This is what you need to set as your goal now!

6. The most appreciable scenery is the footprints of your own struggle.

7. There are only two kinds of romantic love in the world. One is the love in TV dramas, which can make you cry no matter how disgusting it is. The other is the love you are experiencing, even if The other person is a pig, and you can suffer so much that you can stay up all night.

8. I walk slowly, but I never step back.

9. What I miss is not you, but the fatal past you gave me

10. Remember your value, it will not be devalued because of your indecent appearance. Gold will always shine one day.

11. If you smile at life, life will open its arms to you. If you are optimistic about life, life will provide you with opportunities. If you value life, life will bloom wonderfully for you! If you keep striving for self-improvement and strive for more than tomorrow, you will definitely be infinitely wonderful!

12. You can fall, but remember to stand up; you can cry, but remember to grow up.

13. Sometimes, your words can make me think about it for several days. Sometimes, your words can let me down for a few days. This is caring.

14. Your choice is to do it or not to do it, but if you don’t do it, you will never have the chance

15. Youth is a short-lived dream. When you wake up, It has long since disappeared without a trace.

16. There is always a time when you are walking alone, strong and brave.

17. Only when you learn to be strong will you know how strong you are. Mood phrases: You are not mine, and I am not yours

When we were young, we gave up, thinking that it was just a relationship. But in the end I realized that it was actually a lifetime.

If you never cherish it, don’t regret it; if you never try to understand it, don’t hate it; if you haven’t experienced it personally, don’t make any comments.

If you miss the gorgeous summer flowers, you will definitely walk into the quiet autumn leaves. Everything and everyone will become a thing of the past, don’t live with it.

No matter what you have to face today, since you have reached this point, stick to it and give yourself some affirmation. You are stronger than you think.

I used to be ignorant, and I would always talk to some unreasonable people and work hard. Now I understand that it doesn’t make any sense to communicate with someone who is not on the same frequency, even if you forgive him tens of thousands of times a minute.

When you love someone, you always think that he is stupid and you have to take care of him everywhere. When you don't like someone, you must be smart, take advantage of him, and don't worry about anyone.

If we just want to be happy, it is easy to achieve; but if we want to be happier than others, it is difficult because we imagine that others are always happier than they actually are.

A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer people to blame, and everyone has his or her own difficulties.

Some people began to fade out of my life. My heart is so small, there are not many people I can meet, and there are only a few I can give to. You are not mine, and I am not yours.

Dont give up when you are able to fly, to dream and to love. When you are able to fly, don’t give up flying.

Don't give up dreaming when you can dream. Don't give up on love when you can love. What I want is not betrayal, but your trust

1. Cherish fate, cherish blessings, and cherish every moment of life.

2. The head teacher is always a god-like existence. . . .

3. You only think about being sorry for her, have you ever thought about being sorry for me?

4. When you are happy, you listen to the music; when you are sad, you start to understand the lyrics.

5. It’s just that you don’t care.

6. If you care too much about other people’s opinions, then your life will become a piece of underpants, and you will have to follow whatever farts others put.

7. My wasted today is exactly the tomorrow I pray for for those who died yesterday

8. If you also have a friend who likes to stay up late, please cherish him, because maybe I don't know when he died.

9. What I want is not betrayal, but your trust.

10. How much disappointment and self-deprecation are contained in the word "forget it", others will not understand

11. The ringtone for the end of get out of class is more pleasant than the national anthem, and the ringtone for class is more beautiful than the uneasiness. Still collapsed.

12. If I don’t leave, even if the mountain collapses, I will hold my chest high; if I don’t leave, even if the ground cracks, I will not look back.