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What do women want to do most when they are drunk?

Speaking of drunkenness, I really want to spit out the secrets hidden in my heart.

My appearance is a good girl, and my life is really good. Until now, my husband has always thought that I can't drink. Actually, he doesn't know that I can not only drink, but also drink.

I graduated from high school and went to work in Shenzhen. At that time, many Guizhou colleagues in the factory, Guizhou girls really can drink. With them, I also learned to drink, but I don't want to drink too much, get drunk, indulge myself, just want to go to work. I have a best friend. He is my hometown. We all live in a dormitory, but not a room. I am very cautious about my feelings and don't want to be cheated, because my colleagues in the factory will get along with each other no matter how far apart they are, so I have been careful. I didn't know I was unlucky. A boy from my hometown came to the factory to chase me for several months. I didn't agree at first, but later I saw that he was really sincere and a native, so I agreed. As a result, people dumped me, although. I went back to my dormitory after drinking very late, and slept in my best friend's bed all night. He said a lot of sad things and called the boy to scold him. He cursed a lot of things that he didn't even dare to think about. In fact, he was really sober, just drowning his sorrows in wine and scaring my roommate that I didn't come home all night. I wonder if I was cheated away by gangsters in the street.

In the twenty years of my life, the only time I got drunk, I was said to tell the truth after drinking. Wine can make you brave, but it's true that wine is not the purpose of drunkenness!

I've always been a good girl, but actually I like drinking, beer and red wine will do. It's not very drinkable, but it's not very bad. But my boyfriend always thought I wouldn't drink.

I'm not allowed to drink either, but I'm actually Capricorn, the kind of man show. Ha ha.

So I really hope I can do something I dare not do by drinking. Like a splash. Sell cute. The kind of demon among demons, haha. Usually I'm embarrassed. Many times, people may think that you are drunk, but you are not. Your brain is very clear. Just a drink. I hope someone will take care of you when you are in trouble, the gentle kind.

I feel drunk when I want to do whatever I want, so these usual abnormal behaviors are normal. And have earth-shattering sex.

Ah, I hope no acquaintances see it. Ha ha.

I think women are drunk, don't know what they want, and have no logical thinking. She drinks when you talk, and sings when you rap. I'm a northeast woman, and I can drink especially. I drank white wine instead of beer when I was young. I don't know what it means to be drunk. I remember once, several people in the unit went to drink, sat down at the table and said that whoever drank too much would pay the bill. In 1990, I worked in a grain depot. Nobody was willing to pay the bill at that time, so just drink it. I didn't make it after four or two glasses of wine. Then soda water is mixed with white wine, and then white wine is mixed with beer. At that time, flying foxes in snowy mountains was very fashionable, that is, putting eggs in beer and putting several together. I was young and refused to accept it. I felt stupid. I didn't pay the bill anyway. I don't know how to get home. When I got home, The sofa is covered with a quilt and looks like a sick cat. I haven't been to work for two days. I was young. I gave my life for money and got drunk. My mind is blank and I don't think about anything.

I think girls will do what they want when they are awake, but they are afraid to do it. It happened in the university. Although the result was painful and embarrassing, they had no regrets.

My friends say that I am drunk and cute, which is a little different from my usual self. When I wake up, I will forget what I looked like when I was drunk, but I will vaguely remember what happened. Maybe I am the truest self only when I am really drunk.

That night, it was my roommate's birthday. To celebrate my birthday, my roommate invited us to dinner. At first, everyone said not to drink, but in the middle of eating, I always felt a little less passionate, so everyone decided to take five bottles to help.

There is nothing wrong with not drinking. Drinking endlessly, six people in our dormitory drank more than a dozen bottles of wine. Southern girls can't drink as much as usual. We all feel drunk, especially me. I drank a lot of wine during the period, and I was in a daze.

At half past ten in the evening, we were walking back to the dormitory, and six people sang loudly together, completely ignoring the contemptuous eyes of people around us.

I was about to go back to my dormitory when a strange idea suddenly came to my mind. I ran to my favorite boys' dormitory and shouted: Zhang XR, I like you. After shouting a few times, all the boys in the building ran to the balcony to watch the excitement, and my roommate quickly pulled me back to the dormitory.

When I woke up the next day, I vaguely remembered what had happened, but it was still vague. My roommate talked about it and laughed at me for several days.

Although I am a little embarrassed in the future, I don't regret it. I only did what I was too drunk to do.

I think since girls drink, there must be something uncomfortable. Not many girls drink for no reason. Anyway, I remember once drinking too much, calling my ex-boyfriend and scolding him. Later, I don't know what happened. Later, I heard from my roommate that I had never seen anything like that.

In fact, sometimes girls' grievances can't be said, so the pressure will follow. As the saying goes, getting drunk can solve a thousand worries, but only those who have drunk can know that it is not. Just like boys smoking, they just relaxed at that time, not after smoking, so drinking and smoking can't solve the problem, but the actual problem still needs to be solved.

If you are in a relationship, no matter whether a girl has put her heart into it before, she will definitely put her heart into it in the end, so it must be that girl who gets hurt in the end. But what I read before, girls feel uncomfortable after breaking up, and boys feel relaxed after breaking up. After a few days, the boys felt uncomfortable and the girls came out.

I cry every time I get drunk. Crying very sad, very Lin Daiyu, wronged and sad. I don't know what I am crying about, but I just can't stop crying.

If you cry uncontrollably enough, you will feel great. I went to sleep after crying and woke up the next day as if nothing had happened. I should eat and drink.

This habit is good and bad.

A good place is to pretend to be crazy by drinking. Things that you don't have a chance to say or can't decompress at ordinary times will be cleaned up when you are drunk.

The bad thing is that it is particularly easy for some men to have compassion and take advantage of it.

I remember once a man was comforting me. He came home from the bar and almost did something he shouldn't have done. The next day, he said: A woman who can't stand crying will want to hug and comfort her, and then she will easily cross the line.

Therefore, people who cry when they are drunk, like me, should drink in moderation and don't drink too much easily.

I really want to get drunk, so I will find my best friend.

Everyone's feelings are warm and cold, but if you like, I can be your listener.