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Second, when I was young and frivolous yesterday, I was also sexually injured.
Third, money can be spent, but brothers can't spend it all. Don't lose your brother for a little money.
Fourth, self-hypnosis is actually very good. Try it if you don't believe me: I am a handsome boy, I am a handsome boy.
I am a rogue in thought and a good man in life.
Sixth, when my brother is rich, buy two houses and send them to tear down one and live in another!
Seven, smoking, the habit of each of us,
Although I look younger than him, I am really his father.
Nine, men don't care, unless Shenyang is not greedy.
Ten, half smiling face, half tears, you only see my cross section.
Eleven, brother, not lonely. Because I am lonely with my brother.
Your heart is my most important baggage, and I will take you anywhere.
Thirteen, jealous from an early age, more jealous when I grow up. As long as my wife says other boys are good, I will be jealous.
Fourteen, I don't send messages, you really think I am a pure man.
15. Brother's tolerance is not your capital to make waves.
Sixteen, let me accompany you to the end of the world in the century.
17. The strength of a man is the RMB in your pocket.
The most shameful thing for a man is to trap his woman with lies.
Nineteen, people who are naturally generous can be so good.
Twenty, an excellent man must be sexy.
Don't take your woman seriously. One day, another man will thank you for not knowing her.
I would rather be a passer-by in your play than be your male number two.
Twenty-three, try to find your own way.
24. Since you say you have grown up, don't cry! Take more responsibility!
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome
Twenty-six, sometimes your smile actually subverts my whole country.
Twenty-seven, giving now is not necessarily your priority.
My wife wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wire with a kitchen knife.
Twenty-nine, I wish someone would tell me now, and I will accompany you in the future.
I travel alone and have no luggage.
I shaved my head just to win your smile!
32. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has slept with, but that there is a woman who is willing to accompany him for a lifetime.
Actually, I just want to go to the beach with you to watch the sunset.
34. Don't fall in love with a bitch.
I want to be your sun, illuminating all the darkness in your life.
Looking at your bike, I remember how much I miss taking you for a walk.
37. The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need to be understood by one person.
Thirty-eight, don't talk to your brother, talk to more people about your brother.
I met you beautifully in this beautiful fenghuang town. This will be a wonderful memory in my life. Beautiful encounter
Forty, it's not that I want to be lonely, it's that I'm lonely and have a crush on me.
Forty-one, men hate mistresses and like mistresses.
Forty-two, I am very lonely, and you really don't have to laugh in my memory.
I am willing to stay with you all my life, because I love you so much.
Please allow me to forget us.
Forty-five, men are responsible for hunting, women are responsible for nesting, and men have to bear the farmland, so they can't add mental burden to their wives.
Forty-six, it's okay for a man to be bitter and tired. Don't mess with the woman who has been with you all your life.
Forty-seven, even if you are single, you will be as prosperous as ever.
48. Look for your beautiful face in the lake of memory.
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