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Have you ever touched China?

Speaking of touching porcelain, I don't know if everyone has touched it. For the profession of touching porcelain, most people joke about their own lives and gamble on the IQ of drivers. If you meet someone who touches porcelain, you think about using money to eliminate disasters when you are in a hurry, which actually increases the arrogance of those who touch porcelain, so once you meet these cunning porcelain-touching people, don't be impatient, first think clearly about what you should do so as not to suffer.

Never break the rules.

Now the level of touching porcelain is more and more clear. If you drive normally and there are no violations, people who touch porcelain will generally not bother you. However, as long as you see a car owner driving illegally, it will increase the chance of being hit by porcelain, because this is the loss of driving first.

Don't touch the China.

If you meet someone who touches porcelain, you can't help him out of kindness, because he will hug you as soon as you touch him. Even if it's right, it will hit people when they are down, and it's hard to tell when the traffic police come. The correct response is not to get off the bus, stay in the car and wait for the traffic police to handle it.

report to the police

People who touch porcelain are professional, so they will have a criminal record at the police station. Anyone who touches porcelain will feel guilty as long as they call the police. When the police come, they will see that they are repeat offenders, and then you will be innocent.

Call the insurance company

What should I do if I meet a sly porcelain-touching man with no criminal record at the police station and still stare at you? Then you can only call the insurance. Remember it's not personal. You can take him to the hospital. If you lose money, the insurance company will bear it.

Remember to save favorable evidence.

The best way to deal with those who touch porcelain is the driving recorder, which can keep the evidence well. If you don't install a driving recorder, don't forget to look for evidence, such as seeing if there are any witnesses who can prove your innocence.