Funny routines in chatting 20 17

When you are happy, share your happiness with your friends! What's funny? The following is the related content of 20 17, which is the tips I carefully arranged for you when chatting. I hope you will like it!

When chatting, the whole routine is 20 17 1. Every time I finish my homework, I sit at my desk and sort out the materials, as if I had just finished broadcasting the news broadcast.

The girl I love has round breasts. If I touch her big ass, she will call me a hooligan.

The boy in that station was very handsome, so I went up and grabbed his potato chips and ran away.

4. If you were born with jade sacred beam, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner?

If you are good, I can consider not patting your ass or touching your chest!

6. I ate a drawer of steamed bread in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the wild power in me!

7. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

8. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think about it for a long time after spending fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

9. Don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, and I'm your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

10. When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

1 1. Ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become a psychopath.

12. When you ignored me, you were so depressed that you wanted to go to the barber shop to dye your colorful hair and be a happy grass mud horse from now on.

13. I have three friends, one is Dongyan, the other is Xizui and the other is Naner. What is my name, please? Yes, my name is Babe. Although I don't have a trip, I have a body that says I'm fat!

14. I used to be scolded by my teammates every day when I played the king. Slowly, my fighting capacity has improved, and now I don't scold me, because they can't scold me anymore.

15. My deskmate's pen fell at my feet and asked me to pick it up. I silently picked it up and threw it where he could get it.

16. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can tell a pair, it's a pair.

17. It is said that the Tang Priest in Journey to the West was so comfortable that he didn't have to take a bath by himself. Every two episodes, a monster says, boys, wash that monk for me.

18.？ Only by shaking hands with a child can you know his ugliness. Drag the child away and the child says no? All right! Close the door and let the dog go!

19. Goddess Zhao, you are born with beauty. There must be a cooler and more arrogant real man who has a crush on you. Can you spare our wolf pups?

20. Newborn babies still have heart rate monitors plugged in. My nephew, 18 years old, looked at it for a while and asked lightly:? How long does it take for my brother to charge?

Chatting time is recommended by 20 17 1. I threw coins into the air? If the face is up, go to bbs. If the back is up, go to QQ. If the coin stands up, I will study by myself ~

For a road idiot, the most precious thing is that you stand still and I'll pick you up.

I found ten yuan on the roadside and handed it to the handsome guy of the network management. The handsome guy smiled and I asked him to be a member.

I am a man of principle. My principle is that where the food is, I will be there!

5.？ Do you know that the person you have a crush on just likes you? What's this called? This is called rich imagination. ?

6. Being single is very painful. Being single for a long time is more painful. I saw a wild boar the other day, and everyone thought its eyes were good.

7. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is too insulting to my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

The difficulty of marriage lies in whether we fall in love with each other's advantages or live with each other's shortcomings.

9. Junior high school students are so naive. Do you think this is a festival? This is called three years' imprisonment, suspended for two months.

10. I heard that people who have been typing wrong words have higher IQ. Because of their high IQ, their hands can't keep up with the rhythm of brain operation.

1 1. Junior high school friends have become goddesses, and they have all taken off their orders. It's just that I'm getting farther and farther on the road of ridicule.

12. My friend said that my stomach was black. I decisively lifted my coat and pointed to his snow-white belly. It's white.

13. In July, I will study hard, make progress every day, and never play mobile phones or fall in love again. If not, I'll send it in August.

14. When I was eating, the power was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed: Is this the legendary lesbian?

15. Walking alone at night, it's particularly dark around. Am I so handsome? I was scared. I'm afraid others won't see it.

16. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me. Do you have a good boyfriend?

17. If God closes a door for me, please close the window conveniently. Dad is going to turn on the air conditioner.

18.？ Is League of Legends important or me? I dare to play League of Legends, not you. Who do you think is important?

19. since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal, and my baby is in pain.

20. You can't be friends with people with fewer eyebrows. Take a photo to prevent whitening, because once her eyebrows turn white, they will disappear.

2 1. Once upon a time, two hedgehogs fell in love, and finally they went to the barber shop hand in hand to make two voles.

22. I used to be scolded by my teammates every day when I played the king. Slowly, my fighting capacity has improved, and now I don't scold me, because they can't scold me anymore.

23. My deskmate's pen fell at my feet and told me to pick it up. I silently picked it up and threw it where he could get it.

When chatting, the whole routine is 20 17 1. We can't be lovers, we can't make friends, we can't pitch, and we play home runs every night. Wechat funny sentences.

My roommate keeps a cactus. I accidentally knocked it over today. I quickly reached out and grabbed it back. I didn't say anything. It's so brave. . .

3. A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start? Patient: Because I am a bird.

4. Landlord: What do boys say that will make girls feel particularly angry? Reply: buy!

You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I am silly on the other end.

6. That day I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, can't have a holiday.

Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because a fall will freeze? Wang Wang crushed ice and ice.

9. My personality is lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.

10. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

1 1. When I got up in the morning, I saw the man in the mirror shouting: Wow, whose beauty is this? She looks like a flower. ?

12. I'm so stupid. You said you would love me forever, but I forgot to ask, is it this life or the next life?

What is a friend? Put a dollar on the table and you won't lose it. If you put a bag of melon seeds back, there will be a pile of skin left.

14. This is a magical era. Primary school students call themselves gods and demons, junior high school students call themselves my palace and me, senior high school students call themselves grandparents, and college students call themselves babies.

15. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I felt. I was silent for a while and said, I am happy if you are happy.

16. The world is sick, what's more, I have to pay tribute to it.

17. Laoteng is a faint crow, the school food is too bad, and the classmates are hungry. The sun is setting. Well, I'm going home.

18. Grandpa said that in their day, they would write questions that they couldn't do in exams. Long live Chairman Mao? No one dares to cross.

19. Every woman is looking for a man, but in the end, she finds that the most man is herself.

20. I want to be a dandelion in the afterlife. I have no attachments, no desires, no demands, calm and safe.