What funny sentences do you have?

When you speak ill of me, can you stop embellishing it and think it's cooking? The following are funny sentences I collected, welcome to check!

Say your own funny sentences 1 1. A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

Don't always clamor for gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God.

I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a handsome, handsome, sexy, charming and selfless deskmate, spreading laughter and love. Unlike my deskmate, she is as stupid as Gua Tian.

Before you come near me, you can think clearly that I have nothing but a handsome body.

6. Sometimes I cried handsomely, and sometimes I fainted. I'm tired of life.

7. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

8. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

9. On the bus, a little girl was playing with a magic wand behind me. She pointed a gun at my back. I want to turn you into the most handsome man in the world. I smiled, turned around and heard a scream, mom, mom, I know magic!

10. Someone asked me if I really don't want to fall in love. Actually, I don't want to, either. I just dare not. I remember falling in love with a girl in junior high school and only telling her best friend. Who knows that the whole school knew about it the next day, and then more than 300 girls in our school climbed onto the roof to commit suicide. From then on, I knew I was destined to be single all my life.

1 1. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a girlfriend as soon as I show up.

Say your own funny sentences 2 1. There is no story, a handsome word runs through your life.

2. You said Eason Chan didn't sing well. You can check online how many seconds he sings high notes. You said BIGBANG's face was on fire. You can see how many records a loser has broken. You say Ka Kui Wong is dead, but you can still hear the days when we live, who has been singing for decades. You said I was handsome. I'm sorry, I really can't find any reason to refute you.

I once participated in a world-wide lying contest and won the first prize for saying "I'm not handsome".

4. Someone kissed Joker Xue, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed G-Dragon, and everyone got angry. Someone kissed Yang Yang, and everyone was annoyed. Someone kissed me, and it is estimated that the third world war will begin.

Some people say that I am handsome, so I laugh. As a result, they say that I smile more handsomely.

6. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred that I dare not kiss myself.

7. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super handsome.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

9. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.

10. I admire Madame Curie very much. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in her scientific career. Because I'm sure I can't do it, she is often carried away by her handsomeness.

1 1. I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

Say your own funny sentences 3 1. Some people say that I am handsome, and I am angry. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. Did you just call me handsome?

Being a handsome boy is painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.

3. Baidu: Is anyone more handsome than me? The result shows: Sorry, I can't find it.

4. Handsome enough to make people want it.

5. After meeting me, you will suddenly find-Ah, handsome can be so single-minded!

6. Delete this article when I am not handsome.

7. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a handsome and beautiful face, are you willing to live up to it and spoil it?

8. I once participated in a world lying contest and won the first prize because I said: I am not handsome!

9. Every time I walk in the street, I always feel that the people behind me are saying that I am handsome.

10. The ranking of grades, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am handsome and free.

1 1. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to repeat it.

Say your own funny sentences 4 1. I only hate myself for being too stubborn, and I have to rely on talent when I can eat by my face.

2. others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say that you are handsome or not.

Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively, because I was so handsome.

6. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

7. I am tired of being so handsome at this age.

8. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long that a handsome word runs through my life.

9. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

10. How annoying! Why do people only see my handsome face, but they don't know that there is a smart brain behind me?

1 1. I really envy you for meeting a talented and handsome person at such a young age.

12. Test scores can open our distance, but they will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

13. I have the handsomeness and wit that I should not have at this age. The most classic encyclopedia of space talk

14. The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

15. I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

16. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

17. I want to say sorry to my friends around me. Over the years, my handsomeness has brought you a lot of trouble.

18. I'm on your list, and I'm handsome without saying anything.

19. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

20. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. You can still lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me.